Persona: Devil Summoner

Of course, no matter how thick-skinned Qianzhi was, she couldn't do that. She had just brought something for him, and then she immediately sent him away. You had to be polite. So she took out a bag of snacks from the table. A quick look revealed that they were all glutinous rice sticks, peanuts, and some unnamed puffed foods. All kinds of things were mixed in a big bag, like an upgraded version of the popcorn bucket that is a must-have for going to the cinema.

"Come, let's take a look together?"

Jiang Tianwei calculated in his mind. Movies usually last only an hour and a half. It has been a long time since he watched a complete movie. Especially when he thought about how he seemed to be constantly being chased by other people's schedules recently, he was nominally on summer vacation, but in the end he had no more free time than attending classes! It was a rare opportunity...

"It's a rare opportunity, so let me bother you!"

Jiang Tianwei sat down, and Satonaka Chizhi quickly pushed the snack bag between the two of them and said generously, "Eat, eat as much as you want, don't be polite!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 476: Drunk and ready to go?!

"I stumble and fall like a wave."

Jiang Tianwei had a rare opportunity to sing in his mother tongue again, just as he had reflected on himself at Xiao Lishi's concert before: although his singing was not tone-deaf, it was still quite far from the sound of nature. Although he himself was intoxicated by it, the tune was not that nice to listen to.

The movie Drunken Master has received high praise online. I won’t talk about the box office sales and other paper data on how popular this movie is. Basically, in that era, if you asked drunks why they drank so much, they would often get a unified answer: "I practiced Drunken Master!"

Many people who study kung fu movies often discuss Jackie Chan in the same position as Bruce Lee. These two filmmakers, one played the image of a tough guy who never surrendered, kicked the plaque of "Sick Man of East Asia" to pieces, and greatly inspired the patriotic confidence of Chinese people all over the world.

The other one enriched the types of Kung Fu and broke the tradition. The protagonist in the film ran away when he couldn't win, used whatever was at hand, could be naughty, or could be stupid. The hero didn't have to be a perfect image from beginning to end. No matter how embarrassed he was, no matter how many times he lost, he could win back in the end.

It is just sad that these two highly respected filmmakers abroad have become fame seekers in the mouths of keyboard warriors in their own country. "

Chie Satonaka is undoubtedly the foreigner mentioned above who admires these two masters very much. After watching the movie, Chie Satonaka couldn't contain her excitement and started imitating the actions in the movie. She also asked Jiang Tianwei to sing with her...

As we all know, movies often incorporate a variety of special shooting techniques, so the heroes in them can always perform actions that ordinary people can't do. Drunken Master is no exception. Many of the actions in it require you to have extremely strong core strength. Your legs and waist must have considerable strength to support yourself to perform the seemingly funny but actually flexible and changeable body movements.

Chie Satonaka has liked imitating Jackie Chan for a long time, and her classmates who are familiar with her know this.

Long illness makes a good doctor, and long imitation will certainly give you experience.

Even though she has never learned Chinese Kung Fu, she performed a few moves and looked quite capable.

Come to think of it, no matter how unreliable she looks, she is a person who was admitted to the police academy and has learned basic arrest techniques. The arrest technique of the Japanese police is said to be a combination of Japanese kendo, judo and karate martial arts. As a police officer, Chie Satonaka certainly has a solid foundation in martial arts.

"Oh, as expected, you can't perform drunken boxing without drinking!"

However, soon, Satonaka Chizhi herself felt that her own stand was a little different from the stand on the screen, so she said this and took out a can of cold beer from the refrigerator. The cold white air stained her orange hair. Satonaka Chizhi turned around jokingly and looked at Jiang Tianwei: "Do you want a can?"

"I'm not old enough to drink... Is it really okay for you, a police officer, to tell me this?" (Note: The drinking age in Japan is 20, but it seems to have been adjusted to 19 in recent years.)

"Oh, this is just a little joke. You'll understand when you grow up. After you start working, it will be really hard to survive without this can..."

Chie Satonaka sighed deeply. It was obvious that this sentence contained the pressure she had been under in her work over the years.

Judging from her face, she had just reached the drinking age not long ago, but now her tone was like that of a social animal who couldn't live without beer.

She drank a bottle of beer, and the smell of alcohol spread in her mouth. She continued to imitate the drunk boxing posture, staggering and posing for two times... Suddenly, her eyes rolled, and she laughed: "This drunken pot-lifting move is coming!"

She recited the names of the moves in the movie, took a wrong step, and staggered towards Jiang Tianwei! Jiang Tianwei's fighting ability is no longer a secret in the Shadow Walker's profile. Although Satonaka Chie is not a fighting maniac, she was drunk today and had just watched Drunken Master. She was in high spirits, so she simply practiced on Jiang Tianwei - after all, he couldn't be beaten by her!

Jiang Tianwei was stunned. He didn't understand why she was still lamenting the fickleness of the world one second, and started a fight the next? ! Could it be true that drunkards like to mess around? !

Jiang Tianwei thought very quickly in his mind, and his arms moved even faster, and he raised them to block the fist of Li Zhongqianzhi...

Wow!

Don't forget, Chie Satonaka has a can of beer in her hand! The character "壶" (hu) in the phrase "醉酒起壶" (drunk and drunk) is obviously an imitation of the posture of holding a wine gourd. In Japan, where is there a Chinese drinking vessel called a wine gourd?! We can only use beer as a substitute.

But there is a basic difference between a wine gourd and a can. The stopper of a wine gourd can be put back after being pulled out, but once the pull ring of a can is pulled out, there is no way to put it back...

So her arm was blocked, and the remaining beer spilled out, pouring all over Jiang Tianwei's head.

When his eyes sensed a foreign object, his eyelids instinctively closed, trying to block the attack. However, the instinctive closing of his eyes meant that he had given up the crucial field of vision. He suddenly felt a pain in his throat. It turned out that Satonaka Chie saw that his eyes were closed, so she took advantage of the situation and used the "Immortal Toasting Throat Lock" move. His thumb and index finger seemed to be holding a wine glass in the air, and pinched towards Jiang Tianwei's Adam's apple.

Originally, this move should be a near-kill move for ordinary people. But don't forget, Jiang Tianwei has merged with many demons and is no longer an ordinary human. He is a tough guy who can ignore even gunshots, let alone bare-handed combat?

He just felt a sore throat, but it was just a pain. It was just like the pain of swallowing during the coronavirus, but this time it was only a matter of a moment.

The element of pain did not fade from Jiang Tianwei's body. After all, it could be used as a detector.

For example, now Jiang Tianwei knew that his throat was held, so he only needed to draw an auxiliary line along his throat, and considering the height difference between the two, he could roughly determine the position of Satonaka Chizhi! Thinking of this, he didn't rush to open his eyes, and immediately swung out his right leg like a long whip, like a fighting game, and used a "Hundred Splitting Kicks", and the neat kick quickly blocked almost all of Satonaka Chizhi's attack paths.

Although we often see small guys killing big guys in animations, novels, comics, and movies, in reality, in hand-to-hand combat, the advantage of height is huge. Height will bring longer arm span and better leg length, thus creating a wider attack range. An inch longer is an inch stronger, and this is not only reflected in the fighting circle.

Now, Jiang Tianwei's legs are long and strong. Of course, Satonaka Chizhi knows that she can't confront him head-on at this time. If she doesn't let go, she will definitely be kicked by him.

So, she immediately released her handcuffs and leaned her body back, just like the classic bullet time in The Matrix, except that this time, the target she was dodging was not a bullet, but a kick that was even more powerful.

By the way, she was half lying on the ground. Originally, she wanted to change to "Spinning Knee Knock on Drunk Huanzhen" and use her feet to attack his feet that were keeping him balanced. But unfortunately, firstly, she was not familiar with drunken boxing, and secondly, she dodged a little awkwardly, and her balance was destroyed for a moment.

Yes, this is the difference between watching a martial arts movie and watching UFC (Ultimate-Fighting-Championship). In reality, there won't be so many opponents who cooperate with you, nor will there be so many coincidences. When you watch real fighting, even top fighting, you will always see some "distorted" and "deformed" moves, and various "mistakes" and "misses". The same is true for Chie Satonaka. She has good ideas but cannot do them.

So, she had no choice but to temporarily give up Drunken Boxing and clamped Jiang Tianwei's legs with her feet. This was not Drunken Boxing at all, but the ground technique she learned in the police academy. She wanted to use all her strength to trip Jiang Tianwei and pull him into the field of ground technique (ground technique).

This is a technique that can help you win even if you are far less powerful than your opponent. The most representative one is probably Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which is a style that maximizes the power of grounding techniques.

It was still the same sentence, it was a good idea, but it was not allowed in actual combat. Jiang Tianwei only felt that his legs seemed to be clamped by something, but... that was it. He didn't feel any pain, nor did he feel anything difficult to control. But he could guess that the other party must be lying on the ground, so he wiped the alcohol on his face and opened his eyes. Sure enough, he saw Satonaka Chie lying on the ground. He was about to make a move, but suddenly, he heard a fierce whistle next to him...

"Stop—both of you stop!!!"

It’s Fang Ze Xia.

The little ghost girlfriend was making a big X with her hands and standing in front of Jiang Tianwei.

She had a feeling that if she continued to fight, something very "lucky" would happen to the man! She absolutely could not allow it!

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Off topic: I have enabled the illustration function of Qidian. I will test whether it works properly. I will post a picture of Chie Satonaka. It has nothing to do with the main text. Please tell me whether you can see it or not, whether it is clear or not, etc. If it works well, I will use illustrations when I write new demons in the future~233

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 477: Those who enter the Three Treasures Hall must have something wrong

"…So, how should I put it? I'm sorry."

The person who said this was not Satonaka Chie, but Hanamura Yosuke.

The current location is not the apartment building of Chie Satonaka, but the main store of Junes.

Are you asking what happened to Chie Satonaka in the end?

Not very good. They watched a movie, drank, and fought. They were satisfied, and the alcohol spread along with the blood, and they fell asleep directly under the influence of alcohol.

Jiang Tianwei could only move her to the bed and then leave the apartment.

Then, just when he was thinking that since he was already outside, he might as well find a game hall to have fun for the afternoon, he received a text message from Hanamura Yosuke calling Junes.

Then, I heard from my classmate that as a policeman, he not only persuaded minors to drink, but also fought with them. If this were to be exposed, he would probably have to take off his police uniform on the spot.

"Well, it doesn't hurt me anyway. I also got to review the movie once in a while...ah, it's a really good movie."

Jiang Tianwei lazily lay on the table, his head resting on his elbows, scratching the back of his neck. I don't know if it's because he's become more confident recently, so his temperament has become more outstanding, or because he has merged with many demons, he's really getting better and better looking, or maybe it's just that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, anyway, Fang Zexia thinks he's getting better and better looking recently.

Especially this neck... bliss!

She clasped her hands together and paid tribute to the back of Jiang Tianwei's neck. Only she could appreciate this place that ordinary people could not see, which made her extremely satisfied.

However, Hanamura Yosuke couldn't see Yoshizawa Kasumi, so he naturally didn't know that the spirit behind him was being obsessed with him. He just scratched his head awkwardly and said, "I'm glad you don't care. Ahaha. Alas, the people on our side really caused you trouble."

The trouble that Hanamura Yosuke was talking about was not only Satonaka Chie, but also Kujigawa Riyo.

It's easy to imagine that if you are lucky enough to be selected as a lucky guest at a top idol's concert, you won't be a big hit on the Internet, but at least you can become famous in the fan circle. This is what Jiang Tianwei is like now.

In the Kujigawa Risa fan group, he has become the second most talked about topic besides Risa. Everyone is discussing where he came from and how he is so lucky. They want to ask him how to stay lucky forever...

Some sharp-eyed fans also noticed that he was not a member of the Little Risa fan club at all, so how did he get the special invitation ticket for the S seat? There is a problem!

Hanamura Yosuke came to him to discuss this.

Jiang Tianwei originally thought that Hanamura Yosuke was a person similar to Sakamoto Ryuji in the so-called special search team, but unexpectedly, he was surprisingly attentive, had a strong sense of companionship, and was very good at cleaning up after his companions. It was a bit like... Morgana and Shin Niijima added together and divided by two.

Of course, Hanamura Yosuke also has his own little thoughts...

It was his break time, so even though he was still wearing the Junes uniform, he sat upright opposite Jiang Tianwei. The two of them were now in Junes's food corner.

The last time he came here, Jiang Tianwei tasted Chinese food that tasted terrible and almost turned into "Stephen Jiang" on the spot. Today, Hanamura Yosuke still brought out Chinese food to treat him.

However, this time, Jiang Tianwei was not asked to order the food himself. Instead, Yang Jie treated him to the meal, which was obviously a bit like fast food.

Considering that Master Liu and his son recently reconciled, it is not difficult to understand that this old man with top cooking skills must have provided his son with a lot of ideas.

Which of these two views is right or wrong? Jiang Tianwei doesn't know. And there is no need to know.

After all, not so many things in this world are black and white, right or wrong. It's like someone telling you that chopsticks come in pairs, and another person telling you that chopsticks can be washed and reused. So, who is right and who is wrong?

However, judging from the taste alone, it is much more authentic.

Fast food has its advantages, and dining in has its own characteristics. What Jiang Tianwei is eating now is somewhere in between the two. It doesn't taste as good as dining in, but it's acceptable.

Why do people eat fast food?

The reasons are nothing more than: cheap and fast.

So some "convenient self-heating" series have launched products that are becoming more and more troublesome, take longer and more expensive, so naturally no one buys them. You want me to spend 40 yuan to buy it, and then wait for it to heat up for 30 minutes? Then why don't I just order takeout?

"How about it?"

Hanamura Yosuke asked.

"How should I put it? It's just, subtle. Do you understand what I mean? When I, a thorough Chinese, eat this, it's just subtle. I can't say it's delicious, but I can't say it's bad either. It's just, very subtle."

Jiang Tianwei said the word "subtle" three times in a row, which shows that it is really subtle.

But what he didn't know was that this was the characteristic of the convenience series. It's easy to imagine that a quick and cheap food can't have top-notch taste. Therefore, this series should have been conscious from the beginning, not to make "delicious" things, but to make "cost-effective" things.

"What if I tell you that this thing costs 500 yen more than instant noodles, and it only takes three minutes to heat up and eat, do you think it's worth it?"

"Market research? I guess that's ok? I guess I'd eat it."

Jiang Tianwei pondered for a moment, and compared the instant food in his hand with instant noodles, and then he deeply realized that he was afraid of comparison. You see, if you compare this instant food with the Chinese food made by Master Liu, it is garbage, but if you compare it with instant noodles, it is probably a draw.

However, Jiang Tianwei was still a little puzzled. Why did he have to find him when there were no other people to do market research? Moreover, he and Hanamura Yosuke didn't seem to be very familiar with each other... Why did he take the initiative to find him?

And... Hanamura Yosuke said he would treat us, but his eyes were flickering. It was obvious that this guy had something to say?

Seeing that he was hesitant and unwilling to tell his original purpose, Jiang Tianwei thought for a moment and guessed that it must be some trouble.

"Well, I'm done eating. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first..."

"Hey! Don't, don't leave in such a hurry! I, we are all persona messengers, and we are all good friends. Please sit for a while. By the way, do you want to try some of Junes' special beef skewers? It's my treat! Let me tell you, our Junes beef skewers are so delicious - I'll go buy some for you right now."

Looking at Hanamura Yosuke's excited words, Jiang Tianwei had only two words in his mind: suspicious!

"What do you think."

Jiang Tianwei asked Fang Zexia in a low voice. Fang Zexia spread her hands and said, "Sir, there must be something fishy about this matter!"

Jiang Tianwei thought so too. Now that someone had confirmed his answer, he reached out and grabbed Hanamura Yosuke's wrist: "If you have anything to say, just say it..."

Yosuke Hanamura probably didn't expect the other party to be so direct. After all, Japan is a country that values ​​subtlety, and daily conversations are like playing charades. Yosuke Hanamura didn't expect the other party to be so straightforward.

After thinking it over, he sighed, gave up resisting, and moved from opposite Jiang Tianwei to sit next to him.

I continue to sigh, fortunately Fangze Xia is not Xiao Li Shi, otherwise I would be jealous again.

"Um... Mr. Jiang, you seem to be very popular... Can you teach me how to date girls? Please, this is the request of my life!"

"what?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 478: Please date me no matter who you are!

Hanamura Yosuke's life is really cheap...

This was Jiang Tianwei’s first reaction.

Although the sentence pattern of "This is my lifelong wish" is basically used to be funny or to express a certain degree, Jiang Tianwei still thinks it is a bit too much.

Although I don't know what Yosuke wants to ask of me, I guess it can't be more important than his life.

"Please, teach me how to be popular with girls!"

I take back my words. This is indeed in line with the boy’s lifelong wish…

This is so life-long.

Maybe some people would think that this world is so beautiful, oh, so you only think about girls? You have no ambition. That's not the case. After hearing what Yang Jie said, Jiang Tianwei instantly thought of countless female heroes in his mind. As long as a man is popular enough, then girls all over the world will revolve around him, and fame, wealth, and status, won't that all come?