Persona: Devil Summoner

"Then why don't you call a few girls over!"

"No, it's embarrassing to ask a girl over for this reason, right?"

Amamiya Lian shook her head and said righteously: "I can't do it."

Jiang Tianwei was too powerless to complain, and he had no way to complain, because he himself did not call the girls over for the same reason.

Hanamura Yosuke also keenly understood Amamiya Ren's pitfalls, and also understood that this occasion would be of no help to future social gatherings. He could only bury his head in his arms and shouted in self-deprecation: "Ah, it seems that I will end up in such a sad and lonely way!"

Before he finished speaking, Maruki Takuto patted him on the back and said, "Don't be so self-deprecating, sir. I majored in psychology, and I can tell you responsibly..."

"Don't you have any tricks to teach me how to win a woman's heart?"

"No... I mean, most bachelors get used to being single and don't feel sad. According to the census in the past few years, the happiness index of older singles in my country is often higher than that of married people..."

Maruki is indeed a professional, and he is also a professional at finishing off people. A psychologist knows how to give a fatal blow to a person's mind. Hanamura Yosuke collapsed on the spot!

"Okay, okay! Isn't it a social gathering? Where are the girls? When will they come over? Lianlian, where did you hide the girls?"

Long Si didn't pay any attention to others. He carefully looked at the places in the Lou Brown where people might be hiding. He even stood up solemnly and peeked inside the counter to see if there was a beautiful woman hiding under the counter like in some strange movies - there was indeed a beautiful woman hiding under the counter a few minutes ago...

"Girls, coming soon."

Amamiya Ren said this quite confidently, pushed up her glasses, walked out from the counter, hooked her left hand around Mishima Yuki and her right hand around Sakamoto Ryuji, and the three of them went upstairs together.

Jiang Tianwei, Hanamura Yosuke and Maruki Takuto were left looking at each other.

Suddenly, Jiang Tianwei thought of a terrible possibility.

Here, including Amamiya Ren, there are six people in total. If it's one-on-one, there are exactly three pairs.

Moreover, just now, this kid Amamiya Ren actually left alone with two classmates...

I seem to have seen a similar plot in a comic book...

If my reaction is correct...the next big thing is coming.

Jiang Tianwei stood up quickly!

"You two, retreat quickly! There are experts here. If you don't run, it will be too late!"

Didn't I say this before? Jiang Tianwei has an accurate sixth sense for the situation. Once he feels something bad, it will basically come true!

It's the same now. He feels a chill down his spine and a cold sweat breaks out. Something is going to go wrong, a big problem.

However, Yosuke suddenly broke down emotionally. After all, adults often break down in an instant. From this point of view, Yosuke is indeed an adult. And Maruki, who was comforting him, neither of them understood what tragedy was about to happen...

"Well, sorry for the wait."

From upstairs, Amamiya Ren's loud voice came down, along with the sound of heavy footsteps on the floor. It could be heard that two people were very reluctant.

"Gu...kill me..."

It's rare for Ryuji Sakamoto to say such a depressing line.

“This, this is all for… wuwuwu, even this is too much…”

Yuki Mishima was crying.

Although Jiang Tianwei hadn't seen anyone yet, he had already guessed what was going to happen.

The three people coming down from upstairs were still the same three people, but they were not the same three people.

The three of them had a piece of cloth like a curtain or tablecloth wrapped around their waists as a skirt. Their clothes were probably stuffed with some kind of ball, and they were bulging. The three of them had something bright red on their lips. Jiang Tianwei thought it was lipstick at first, but after a closer look, it turned out to be ketchup! ! Can you really make do? !

The hairstyle was indeed a spur-of-the-moment idea, and Amamiya Ren did not prepare a wig.

As a result, three... strange "girls" appeared in front of Jiang Tianwei.

How should I put it? Cross-dressers are good at dressing, grooming, and looking good. They are indeed cross-dressers. People like them can only be considered transvestites. It's like the difference between a volleyball player and Taku Kamoshida...

Although I can understand their desire to help me, I still don’t want this kind of help!

Jiang Tianwei now is like watching Stephen Chow's movies again. If you often watch Stephen Chow, you will definitely be impressed by a supporting role, that is "Ruhua". Today, not only did I see the real Ruhua, but I also saw it three times...

The impact is just like watching the seventh-generation remake of a popular work with the male protagonist wearing women's clothes... But she is good-looking. Compared with her, although Ryuji is also a blond, his appearance is far inferior - not every art failer can become the head of state in Germany!

Among the three, only Amamiya Ren is okay, but he is only slightly presentable. If he finds a makeup artist to carefully put makeup on him, he might be saved. But if he dares to say that he is a cross-dressing boss just by applying ketchup on his lips, he will really anger the real bosses in the world!

When Yosuke took one look at the faces of these three people, the terrifying and strange feelings he had during high school came flooding back to him.

Back then, his high school, Yasosha High School, held a beauty pageant where men dressed up as women (no, so why did your high school have such a weird competition?!), and at that time, Narukami Yuu, Hanamura Yosuke, and two other male companions were tricked by the female compatriots in the team and signed up quietly.

The result was that I had to bite the bullet and embarrass myself in front of the whole school… It was horrible.

When he thought of this memory, Hanamura Yosuke covered his face and ran out of Leblanc as if escaping.

When Jiang Tianwei saw him running away, he thought to himself: Isn't this the best excuse to run away? ! He quickly ran after him: "Senior Huacun, wait for me!"

Seeing that both of them had run away, leaving only Maruki Takuto standing there alone, Ryuji sat down on the stairs with a droopy face: "I told you that this won't work!"

"That's not the case. It's very cute, Ryuji."

Amamiya Ren patted his shoulder, and Ryuji gave him an idiotic look in response: "No way, Boss! Do you really think so?!"

"Have faith in yourself, Ryuji, believe what I believe in you!"

"This line isn't meant to be used here!"

Long Si grabbed his hair with both hands and complained: "It's over. My lifelong reputation..."

Maruki Takuto looked at their farce and felt that he was out of place. He was just called here to make up the numbers. Now the atmosphere was awkward and no one was talking. As an adult, it was time for him to take the initiative and stand up!

So, he raised his right hand like a good student: "Um... Anyway, can you give me a plate of curry? I haven't had lunch today, and I definitely won't tell anyone about what happened today, so... can you give me a discount?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 481 See the poor dagger

One thing Hanamura Yosuke learned in his not-so-long life is that life is full of traps! Don't trust others easily!

Deep down in his heart, he really hoped that, what if they really wanted to help him escape from this sea of ​​misery?

As a result, Amamiya Ren’s extremely unreliable “socializing” plan just now made him burst into tears.

Why? Let's not talk about the topic of women's clothing, let's go back to the beginning: Why do we need to simulate socializing? Because everyone has no experience chatting with girls, and they don't know how to reasonably promote the development of the topic to warm up the relationship.

So, if all the people who come to the mock social are men, then no matter what clothes they wear, they are men inside, right?! How can you discuss such topics with them? Boys, don’t guess about girls’ feelings!

I have to say that Hanamura Yosuke was really foresighted. If he had really tried it with even a little bit of "let's give it a try?" in his mind, he would have definitely wasted his precious vacation time!

“What on earth am I doing…”

Hanamura Yosuke unknowingly ran to a community with good greenery, sat down on a bench, and sighed dejectedly. If there is one word to describe him, it is mentally and physically exhausted. When he thinks of his family's urging to get married, the work pressure at work, and the decreasing number of births and marriages in recent years, Hanamura Yosuke has already begun to face a crisis even though he has not yet reached middle age.

"Senior Hanamura, you are here."

Although Jiang Tianwei ran out after him, he caught up with him easily. There was a considerable difference in the strength of the two.

However, he did not call his senior right away, fearing that he might accidentally irritate him. He did not approach him until he was sitting on a bench and began to feel sorry for himself.

"I think no girl would like me anymore."

Hanamura Yosuke said this with a heavy face.

Judging from his expression, he must have had many failed love experiences. For example, his first girlfriend only came because of his status as the son of the store manager. For example, he bought a motorcycle thinking that he would be popular, but not only did he fail to hook up with girls, but the motorcycle also broke down. For example, when he was on a school trip, he thought he would meet a young girl, but he was in class for two days out of the three-day trip, and the only free activity was to go shopping with his male compatriots. For example, when he played the King game at night, he didn't get any benefits at all...

It is really a very specific and sad understanding of life!

"I think, Senior Hanamura, what you need is not social experience!"

Just when Jiang Tianwei didn't know what to say, Fang Zexia suddenly interrupted.

Oh, yeah! Just now, because she was a ghost, no one else could see her, and Hanamura Yosuke had forgotten that there was a real woman, right?! Although considering her condition, you can't call her a girl.

"Could it be that Junior Fangze wants to pass on his experience to me? Thank you so much! Thank you so much!"

Yosuke Hanamura didn't know where Kasumi Yoshizawa was, so he could only hold Jiang Tianwei's hand and shake it hard, turning his gratitude into strength and passing it along Jiang Tianwei's arm.

"Things like socializing are not important!"

Fang Ze Xia waved her hand and shouted like a love guru: "Is your goal to learn how to chat with girls smoothly? That's not right, Hanamura-senpai! Isn't your goal to develop a romantic relationship with girls!"

"Yes! That's what I mean!"

Upon hearing this, Hanamura Yosuke excitedly slapped his thigh hard, making a crisp sound.

"So, even if you are really good at socializing, Hanamura-senpai, it's useless if you can't develop a romantic relationship with the girl afterwards! On the other hand, as long as you can develop a romantic relationship with the girl, it doesn't matter if you don't socialize, right?"

Fang Zexia asked Hanamura Yosuke questions from two directions in succession. Hanamura Yosuke vaguely felt that she seemed to have said a few nonsense words, but after careful consideration, it seemed that there was a wonderful truth in these words. He didn't know what Fang Zexia was going to do, so he could only nod silently and tentatively express his agreement.

"So, what Hanamura-senpai needs to learn is not how to ask girls out during social gatherings, but how to develop a romantic relationship with the girls you can ask out. So - let's take a look at a case and do a practical exercise!"

Fang Ze Xia's words were very confident, and the more Hanamura Yosuke listened, the more he felt that it made sense: "Yes, it's not enough to just talk about it on paper. We need specific practical cases!"

At first Jiang Tianwei thought Fang Zexia was trying to enlighten Hanamura Yosuke. He ate melon happily with the mentality of "it's none of my business anyway" and watched the fire from the other side of the river. However, while eating, he found something wrong. What he was holding was not a melon, but a landmine!

"I, I'll go first..."

Before Jiang Tianwei could finish his words, Fang Zexia spoke first to block his mouth: "Okay, Jiang Jiang, give Senior Hanamura a demonstration! Come on, show him how to confess to a girl naturally! Quick, quick, what are you waiting for, pick up your phone and order... Oh, no, pick up your phone and call Jin!"

Jiang Tianwei finally understood what this little girl was up to!

This trick of using a knife to kill someone... is not right. This trick of sneaking into Chencang... is not right either. This trick of concealing the truth from the world? Never mind. Anyway, no matter which of the thirty-six strategies she used, it was very effective anyway.

It really fits the saying in the crosstalk: Don't worry about what this person was like when he was alive, because once he dies he will know everything about astronomy and geography, and have profound magical powers and unlimited power.

Judging from Yoshizawa Sumire's memories, her sister was not as difficult to deal with as she is now when she was alive. In a nutshell, Yoshizawa Kasumi could be directly thrown into a Korean romance TV series to play the heroine, which shows how "sweet" she was. But after she became a female ghost, how come she became more and more skilled in using strategies...

“Yes, that’s right… What I lack now is how to get to the end where I have a girlfriend! Yes, that’s right!”

Looking at senior Hanamura Yosuke again, he had a look of sudden enlightenment as if saying "Oh, so that's how it is", and he didn't notice at all that he had fallen into the language trap of this little girl.

Fang Zexia, what a terrible woman.

Jiang Tianwei thought so in his heart, and couldn't help but bring up the question that he had thought about countless times in his mind again: So, why is Fang Zexia so keen on getting him and her sister together...

After all, if we think from common sense, how can a normal girl want her boyfriend to have a new lover? ! However, if we put aside these ethical and moral issues (wait, can we really put this aside?!) and simply ask Jiang Tianwei how he feels about Fang Zejin, then of course he likes her. Just ask, who would not like such a well-behaved and cute school girl?

After thinking for a long time, Jiang Tianwei looked at Fang Zexia who kept cheering him up, and then looked at Hanamura Yosuke who looked at him with hope. He thought about it again, and it was not like he didn't have other women with whom he had special relationships. As the saying goes, too much debt is not a worry, so he simply broke the jar and broke the pot.

(Anyway, the worst that can happen is that you don’t get married! Bigamy only prohibits marriage, but it doesn’t prohibit having multiple girlfriends!)

Jiang Tianwei thought so, made up his mind, and dialed Fang Zejin's cell phone number.

By the way, Jiang Tianwei's idea is completely wrong. The purpose of the law is not to allow people to take advantage of loopholes! I advise all good children not to learn this!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 482 Buyer Show and Seller Show

Some people compare love to fire, so there are phrases like "dry wood and raging fire" and "dry fire and raging fire".

As we all know, if you want the flame to burn more fiercely, you need an accelerant. Of course, you can't really pour gasoline on a girl in a relationship. Even if you don't say it's a raging fire, you're probably going to break up on the spot.

It is generally believed that the most important "fuel" in love is a romantic atmosphere.

In the bushes of Inokashira Park, Hanamura Yosuke held a lush branch in each hand to cover his red hair, trying to blend in with the environment as much as possible. Next to him was Yoshizawa Kasumi, who was telling him about the importance of atmosphere.

It is said that women understand women best. Fang Zexia dare not say that she is a master of women's hearts, but at least she is more reliable than these men, and she is ten thousand times more reliable.

Jiang Tianwei had given up. He sat on the bench at the door, leaning against the backrest, with his feet crossed and his hands spread wide, occupying the entire chair. He looked like a gangster.

"So, what's the meaning of his posture?"

With Jiang Tianwei's personality, he would definitely not sit in this position. This position was instructed by Fang Zexia. Hanamura Yosuke, who was completely confused, asked the love counselor beside him in a low voice. Fang Zexia smiled mysteriously, then remembered that Hanamura Yosuke could not see her, so she changed her mouth and said: "You can see the reaction of the girls over there."

On the road in front of him, two female students were walking over, talking and laughing. They glanced at Jiang Tianwei and continued to walk over as usual. Hanamura Yosuke didn't understand what this meant, and the two girls started whispering to each other before they walked away: "Hey, hey, that guy just now was so wild!"

"That's right, it's so manly!"

Hanamura Yosuke was stunned, thinking, there are too many differences in preferences between men and women, right? From Yosuke's male perspective, Jiang Tianwei's posture was just like that of a gangster. But why would a girl give such an evaluation?

He looked at Fang Zexia with a puzzled look, and Fang Zexia smiled and said, "This is what people often call classified discussion! If you let some people with poor temperament and casual looks do this posture, they will be pure hooliganism. But, if my Jiang Jiang does it, it will be a kind of wild masculinity!"

"..."

Yosuke Hanamura seemed to understand what was said, but he understood the meaning. What he couldn't understand was: is there really such a big difference?

Seeing that Hanamura Yosuke didn't understand, Yoshizawa Kasumi made a tut-tut sound with an expression of "you're so stupid". She said confidently: "Look, it's just like those swimsuit photos you saw. If the girls in them were replaced with fat dinosaur girls, would you accept it?"

"Fuck, Master, I suddenly got it!"

When Hanamura Yosuke heard this vivid example, he immediately understood what the change of temperament meant. Just as Yoshizawa Kasumi was about to say something, she suddenly changed the subject: "Quietly! The heroine is here!"