Persona: Devil Summoner

Several dishes were already placed on the table. In the middle was a plate of bubbling boiled pork slices. The hot red oil was boiling with a lot of chili peppers and peppercorns. One could guess the taste at a glance, which made people's appetite increase greatly. On the left and right were white jade shrimp, almond tofu, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and crystal pork elbow. From light to heavy, everything was available. The appetizers were a plate of fried fish and sliced ​​barbecued pork slices.

Probably because Jiang Tianwei, as a man, loves to eat meat, most of the dishes are meat.

Just as Yusuke commented, these dishes are all delicious with good appearance, aroma and taste. Even if you don’t eat them, just looking at them will make you hungry.

Yoshizawa Sumire sat in a chair, looking thoughtfully at the table full of food.

Although every country has its own cuisine, each country has a different degree of understanding of cuisine... For example, Japan, even though it is a show about an alien world, there are basically plots about Japanese people traveling to another world and conquering the appetites of the people in that world with Japanese cuisine, but in fact, Japanese food does not have so many fancy styles.

Sumire Yoshizawa now clearly feels the disparity in the world.

She originally thought that she had a talent for cooking and was quite good at it. Although the food she cooked sometimes made people look troubled, but that was because athletes had their own dietary standards! They couldn't eat anything they wanted! If she didn't consider this, she should be able to cook well, right?

But today, when she saw Master Liu cooking, she finally understood what it meant that there are always people who are better than you. The old man was an expert in knife skills, plating, and seasoning. Moreover, Chinese cuisine has been developed for thousands of years, and from cooking techniques to ingenuity and skills, they are all exquisite without exception, which opened Fang Zejin's eyes.

"【What are you all standing there for? Come eat, everyone, eat while it's hot!】"

As the old man was talking, he came out of the kitchen, holding a bowl of winter melon and pork ribs soup in his hand. This was the last soup. He put it down and sat at the table, looking at Fang Ze Jin with a smile. The more he looked at her, the more he liked her. He kept putting food into the little girl's bowl, saying, "This girl is so pretty! But she's too thin. Eat more, eat more meat!"

Of course, Sumire Yoshizawa didn't understand Chinese, but when she saw the old man constantly picking up food for her, she understood that he was welcoming her. She thanked him and quickly started eating.

Kitagawa Yusuke was already hungry. If the zodiac sign was not based on the year and month of birth, he would have really wanted to change his zodiac sign to Leo.

Hmm? Why a lion, you ask?

Because it is said that a lion can eat food equivalent to several times its own weight in one meal, and then it does not need to eat for several days or even a week or two. Kitagawa Yusuke wished that he had such an ability! When there is food to eat, eat a lot to accumulate energy, and then paint for ten days or half a month in one go, what a wonderful thing it would be!

Although the Chinese dinner table culture is to chat while eating, there are two nationalities and two language systems among the four people present, and two of them can't understand the other language system at all, so there is no chat. The old man was busy admiring his grandson's wife and didn't care to talk much. He just thought that this girl was so pleasing to the eye.

Judging from her appearance, she is a first-rate beauty.

Judging from his appetite, he can really eat a lot.

Master Liu is not very good at judging people, but he likes to watch them eat, especially those who eat with great delicacy.

As a cook, seeing others shoveling rice in big mouthfuls makes me feel that the meal I cooked was worth it!

As for Yoshizawa Jin's appetite, there's no need to describe it. Her appetite is so huge that it would make one doubt common sense in biology. But it's just what Master Liu likes. Seeing her eat with big mouthfuls of food without any hesitation, one can only feel that this girl is of true character and doesn't hide anything!

Great! This is the kind of woman you should look for when you are looking for a wife!

After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Jiang Tianwei took the initiative to help clear the table and served as an interpreter for Fang Zejin. She was originally called here to learn Chinese cuisine. If she wanted to learn the skills, she must be able to understand what the master said.

Kitagawa Yusuke wanted to come over to help, but firstly, the kitchen was not big, and there was no space for three people. Secondly, there was nothing left on the table to clean, so he helped wipe the table and it was fine.

While doing nothing, he noticed the big lion head placed on the ground and picked it up with curiosity.

Judging from the appearance, it is probably an imitation of a lion. It has been artistically summarized and enhanced with bright colors. It is a very stylish work of art.

Especially...

Kitagawa Yusuke curiously drilled into the empty head and noticed the positions of the eyes and mouth, as well as some small mechanisms that could be used to control the lion head to blink and open its mouth...

He looked like he had seen a new toy, his face was filled with excitement. He was originally an artist, with extraordinary sensitivity, and when he saw this fun thing he had never seen before, he naturally showed extraordinary curiosity.

"What is this?"

Yusuke asked.

"It's the lion head used in lion dancing. Have you ever seen a lion dance?"

Jiang Tianwei replied while washing the dishes.

"Lion dance?".

Perhaps this art form was too different from the art forms that Kitagawa Yusuke usually came into contact with. He thought about it for a long time, but in the end he still couldn't figure out what lion dance was.

Fortunately, thanks to the advancement of technology, you can search for all kinds of unpopular videos everywhere. Don't worry about the level of the lion dancer in the video, it's okay to watch the excitement. The guy in the video asked for three likes and clicks, and started to perform a few moves with his partners, but there were no loud drums and firecrackers, and because the phone was fixed, the picture was limited and it was impossible to make big moves...

Kitagawa Yusuke nodded repeatedly and suddenly asked, "So, are you going to perform the lion dance at the school festival this time?"

"Ah? Then there is no..."

As soon as Jiang Tianwei finished speaking, he suddenly changed his mind and thought, yes, why can't we dance the lion?

Dancing, no problem! Look at the lion dance performers in the video. They just incorporate acrobatic moves. The moves don't look complicated. I should be able to learn it myself, right? As for acrobatics, the key is core strength, body coordination and flexibility. I have no problem with that.

As for your partner, aren't it great choices to find a rhythmic gymnastics master like Yoshizawa, or to find Amamiya Ren, the leader of the phantom thieves who particularly likes to make showy movements?

Moreover, such a lively lion dance is really suitable as a display for the school festival!

"Yusuke! You might be a genius!"

"Oh, of course I am."

Kitagawa Yusuke shook his hair proudly and showed a free and confident smile.

Today, he ate the old man's food again, and now he just felt an endless desire to create. Sure enough, many things can't be imagined by imagination alone, and you have to see them in person. He used to rely on his own memory and impression, and no matter how many times he described the old man, he always felt that it lacked warmth. After watching the old man again today, he felt that the last piece was put together!

The simple feelings that this plain Chinese old man has for his compatriots in a foreign country is exactly the beauty that Kitagawa Yusuke has always been pursuing!

(Oh, if that’s the case, maybe I can catch up with the exhibition time... Hehe, people of the world, wait and open your eyes to enjoy the absolute beauty displayed by me, Yusuke Kitagawa!)

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 497: The Demons' Tea Party

"No matter how many times you do this, you seem so strong. Are you really human?!"

Artemis sat on the ground without any goddess aura, her blue armor looked dull because of her dejected look, and she stared at the red and black ceiling with lifeless eyes.

This unique color combination is only possible in one place, that is, cognitive space.

The premise that Artemis agreed to join Jiang Tianwei's mobile phone army was to let Jiang Tianwei give her special training. When Jiang Tianwei had time on weekdays, he would also give her some training and fight with her.

However, whether it was the mediocre level of 48 that she was rated in the mobile phone APP, or the not-so-strong fighting skills she displayed when fighting with Jiang Tianwei, she was unable to keep up with Jiang Tianwei's fighting rhythm.

It was the same today. The fighting skills that I had racked my brains to come up with were easily resolved by Jiang Tianwei. It was really a bit... frustrating.

After Jiang Tianwei finished fighting with Artemis, he went to the depths of the cognitive space to find Scathach.

Regardless of whether this female warrior who trained the great Celtic hero Cu Chulainn could fight against Jiang Tianwei, she definitely had something to learn from him in terms of techniques and skills. As the saying goes, one can polish jade by learning from others' experience, and there is always a teacher among three people. It is always good to learn more.

Jiang Tianwei left, but he did not forget to let out the demons in his phone to get some fresh air.

It sounds weird to say this, but it's a bit like having a pet.

You see, whether it is a cat or a dog, you have to make time for a walk, right? However, cats are small in size, so they usually walk around the house, while for large dogs, daily walks are essential.

Moreover, judging from Setant’s previous complaints, these demons probably retain a certain degree of cognition while staying in the mobile phone, so if they are not released, wouldn’t they be locked up in a small dark room?

"Hmm~ Really, I haven't stretched my body for a long time."

Cleopatra said this and stretched lazily. Her left hand, which had transformed into five giant snakes, and her slender and beautiful right hand were intertwined together, looking particularly strange.

Under the Egyptian-style gauze dress, she had a perfect figure that would make any woman envious. After she finished stretching, she said good night, and then prepared to lie down on the spot...

"Huh?! Are you still going to sleep?!"

Artemis looked at Cleopatra, who was curled up on the floor like a cat, in shock, and felt that his cognition had been refreshed.

"You are still young, you don't understand, little girl."

Cleopatra rarely showed a sad look. She looked at Artemis, who looked very young and only a high school student, and sighed. She said, "Lack of sleep is the enemy of beauty. If you think you can do something stupid because you are young, you will suffer a great loss in the future. So get your beauty sleep as much as possible.

"Good night~".

Cleopatra said good night again, yawned, and went to sleep with her arms under her head.

"How can you sleep in a place like this?"

"This is more comfortable than the coffin in the pyramid."

Cleopatra muttered one last thing, and her tone became fainter and fainter, and it was obvious that she had really fallen asleep.

“I don’t think it’s possible for me to become like you…”

Artemis muttered, slapping his cheeks with both hands, trying to regain his energy!

"Okay! Next time, we need to work hard and throw a few hundred more punches!"

Artemis said, gathering his energy again and pumping his fist into the air again.

Caught between these two demons, one too motivated and the other too unmotivated, is Alice.

Although this cute demon girl had joined for a long time, but had been unable to be summoned due to some restrictions, she could now respond to the summons smoothly. However, she didn't like to talk and didn't seem to be very interested in these things. She just sat on the ground and played with the puppet in her hand.

If you look closely, you will see that it is not a puppet, it is a snake extending from Cleopatra’s left hand!

Unexpectedly, this poisonous snake, which symbolizes death, did not show any ferocious look to Alice. I wonder if it was because the main body fell asleep and the poisonous snake became docile, or because Alice was also full of the breath of death? I don't know.

However, the image of the blonde and blue-eyed little girl in a blue dress sitting obediently on the ground always reminds people of a doll in the window.

It clearly looks like a pleasing scene, a lively and energetic girl, a gorgeous beauty with a bit of laziness, and a pure girl who is ignorant of the world. Who would have thought that if these three people were put into reality, each of them would be a strong person who can stir up big waves?

"Ahhhhhh I'm so mad! That! Woman!"

Suddenly, in this tranquility, there was a high-pitched, loud and sharp angry voice unique to women. Fang Zexia came over panting, her movements were particularly exaggerated, and every step was like a Prajna ghost mask. She walked with her arms exposed and her sleeves rolled up, as if she was looking for a fight.

She is the first demon in Jiang Tianwei's mobile phone app, but she usually floats around Jiang Tianwei, which makes her look a little different. To give a very appropriate example, it is like Pokémon. Ordinary Pokémon are put into Poké Balls, but Pikachu is the only one who stays on Xiaozhi's shoulder from the beginning.

Isn't this the same as the current situation? Most demons are in Jiang Tianwei's phone, but Fang Zexia is special.

Today, this special little devil naturally followed Jiang Tianwei to find Scathach. But Scathach had said before that only Jiang Tianwei was allowed to enter the Shadow Kingdom Trial. Even the goddess Artemis was not qualified, let alone Fang Zexia.

Presumably, a colleague who was rejected by Scathach said something unpleasant, and as a result, the girl came back angrily.

Artemis was about to go over and say hello, and as soon as he raised his hand, he was frightened away by the fierce aura lingering around Fang Zexia, and his raised hand froze in mid-air.

It is said that people's vision will pay special attention to "moving" objects. When Artemis raised his hand, Fang Zexia immediately turned her head and looked over with fierce eyes. She walked towards Artemis aggressively and asked in a stern voice: "So, are you worthy?"

"Ah, ah?"

It was obvious that Artemis did not have the tacit understanding that Jiang Xia had with her. Based on this incoherent sentence, she couldn't understand what it meant at all.

"I say, are Jiang Jiang and I a good match?"

"Ah! What a perfect match!!".

When Artemis heard this, he nodded quickly.

On the one hand, she knew Fang Zexia's character too well after spending some time with her. As the saying goes, a dragon has a reverse scale and if you touch it, you will die. For Fang Zexia, Jiang Tianwei is this reverse scale. Once someone says something bad about Jiang Tianwei in front of her, or says that there is something wrong between her and Jiang Tianwei, she will definitely get furious, just like now.

On the other hand, Artemis did think that the two of them were a perfect match. Usually, people say that a man is talented and a woman is beautiful. There is no problem with the woman's appearance, but the man's talent...if you consider fighting talent as a kind of talent, then he is undoubtedly the best!

These two people, one is an invincible warrior, and the other is focused on auxiliary work outside of combat, are simply a perfect match.

After hearing what Artemis said, Fang Zexia's expression became a little better. She muttered, "That woman actually wanted to break up Jiang Jiang and I. How despicable! Those who interfere with other people's love will be kicked to death by horses!"

Fang Zexia uttered a proverb from some unknown country, and she was probably imagining Scathach being trampled by thousands of galloping horses. If it were an animation, the next shot would probably be her turning into a piece of paper stuck to the ground, with marks of horseshoes all over her body.

Suddenly, Alice, who was concentrating on playing with the snake, raised her head and said, "Sister Fangze, Sister Fangze, what is love?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 498 The most embarrassing topic

In this world, there are some topics that are so embarrassing that people don’t know how to bring them up.

A typical example is when a child asks his parents: "How did I come about?"

You can neither describe it in too much detail nor too briefly, neither be too truthful nor too false. Otherwise, if there is really an honest child who, on the wedding night, leaves his beautiful wife alone and goes to do farm work outside the house, you ask him why? He will reply, "Don't children grow in vegetable gardens? I'm going to open a vegetable garden, plant some cabbages, and try to have a baby soon." What should I do?

Alice looks like a girl in her eighties or nineties, so it's normal that she doesn't understand such things.

Fang Zexia looked at this cute girl who was as cute as a doll, and she felt pity for her at that moment. She thought it would be great if she could have such a cute daughter in the future.

But when it comes to having children, she actually forgot to ask Dr. Takemi whether her body can reproduce normally. Considering the insistence of Takemi Mia, a rigorous medical practitioner, it is probably completely OK from a physiological structure perspective.

But, if you think about it carefully, what makes that body move is not the traditional blood, but the spiritual energy injected by Nuwa. Is it normal in this case? Is there really no reproductive isolation?

In short, that is a difficult problem that modern science has not yet encountered, and it is estimated that there is no answer.

Fang Zexia noticed that her thoughts had strayed off track, and quickly coughed to get back to the point: "So-called love is a man and a woman, and the two people have pure and wonderful feelings for each other. The two hearts of two people should be close to each other, love each other and pay attention to each other!"

The more Fang Zexia spoke, the redder her face became, and the more excited she became. She danced with joy, and when she mentioned the word "two hearts", she raised her left and right hands and clapped them together.

Alice tilted her head in confusion, followed suit and put her hands together, then asked, "A man and a woman, a collision?"

"You'd better stop talking! How can a child understand?"

Fang Zexia was about to explain, but Artemis quickly stopped her with a red face.

Although what Fang Zexia said is not wrong, it is too difficult for children of this age to understand. Look at how she summarized it! Although the last step of love is indeed like this, it is still too early for children! This kind of thing is still too early for children!