Persona: Devil Summoner

Jiang Tianwei took a breath and said, "Tell me, why are you scaring people?"

"Humph, it's her fault. If she wasn't afraid of ghosts, then nothing would have happened, right?"

Fang Zexia pouted, and one sentence made Jiang Tianwei understand the current situation. She must be jealous. Fortunately, she is not a Chinese ghost, otherwise no matter how much vinegar Shanxi produces, it will not be enough for her.

"I'm just here to check the dormitory because of my job title. It's not like anything really happened..."

Jiang Tianwei had no choice but to put Niijima Shin on his roommate's bed first.

"Humph, by the time something happens it will be too late!"

"Oh, yes, nothing wrong."

Jiang Tianwei knew that he couldn't go against her at this time. The more he contradicted her at this time, the more intense the quarrel would be. Just like if you don't want a spring to break on your face, what you need to do is to let go and stop putting pressure on her, instead of trying your best...

"Anyway, today is a good opportunity! You wait here and don't move. I'll be back soon."

Fang Zexia crawled into the wall and turned her head to give instructions to Jiang Tianwei.

This back view was so bizarre that Jiang Tianwei couldn't even say something naughty like "go buy some oranges". She looked like a certain type of cartoon, where a girl was stuck in a wall, and then...

After giving the instructions, Fang Zexia disappeared into the wall.

Jiang Tianwei looked around his room. Hmm, there was one person standing in the closet, one lying on the bed, and one sitting in the corner. Oh my god, if this person were to set up a trap and kick the door open, he would not be able to explain himself no matter how many times he opened his mouth...

And... considering my understanding of Fang Zexia... there is only one possibility for her to run away in such a hurry...

dong dong dong...

There was a knock on the door. Without opening the door, Jiang Tianwei guessed... the person standing outside the door was 100% sure to be Fang Zexia's sister, Fang Ze Jin.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 523 Do you want to learn poetry?

If Jiang Tianwei really didn't know how to deal with the first few girls, it was different with Fang Ze Jin.

After all, this is his real girlfriend, and it was agreed by her sister! - Although her sister is also his girlfriend.

Jiang Tianwei secretly swore in his heart that he would never play the role of Sun Wukong in his life, otherwise some Japanese kid would ask him in the backstage: "Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, how many fairy girlfriends does Sun Wukong have?" What would he say... Because he really did have a ghost girlfriend...

Getting back to the topic, Jiang Tianwei of course quickly opened the door for Fang Zejin.

He had helped Sumire Yoshizawa pick out a swimsuit before, and to be honest, he was really looking forward to seeing what kind of swimsuit Sumire Yoshizawa would wear.

Should I wear a mature and bold red bikini to highlight the contrast?

Or wear purple and black with a mysterious touch to create the romance of a seaside night?

Or just wear a bikini armor and let fantasy become reality?

Or maybe, wear a childish outfit with lace? A kind of natural beauty?

Another option is school swimsuit, commonly known as school swimsuit. It is said that in the eyes of some enthusiasts, this is a priceless treasure, but unfortunately Jiang Tianwei is not such a fanatic.

This constant speculation, in Jiang Tianwei's mind, created a state of mind very similar to the "Beauty of One Thought" created by Bai Zhong Zhidou before, which made Jiang Tianwei unconsciously speculate what Yoshizawa Sumire would wear.

To make a comparison, the difference between the two is that Baek Jong Naoto tells you "there is a naked beautiful woman behind the wall", and because you can't see anything, you will wildly imagine what kind of beautiful woman this is. Generally speaking, you will imagine the most beautiful woman who suits you best.

Sumire Yoshizawa is like the armless Venus. You know from the beginning that this woman is Venus. What she looks like, the part she is missing is a pair of arms, and they must be human arms - but you can't help but guess what her hands were originally doing.

It is hard to say which of the two is better. All we can say is that this is a victory of imagination.

The Chinese have been a very imaginative nation since ancient times, as Mr. Lu Xun has concluded!

So, what swimsuit did Sumire Yoshizawa choose in the end?

neither.

It was a pink swimsuit, with white and pink stripes, which set off Fang Zejin's fair skin, just like the ancient poem "[The face of a person and the peach blossoms complement each other's redness]". On the outside, she put on a mesh, semi-transparent windproof clothing. It is said that this kind of clothing is windproof, rainproof and sun-proof, and is the best choice for home travel.

It’s hard to say whether it’s true or not, but if he doesn’t say so, you definitely won’t buy it.

Under the wonderful background of this kind of clothes, there is also a kind of ancient charm of "[still holding the pipa half-covered]". Sometimes, wearing clothes can make people imagine more than not wearing clothes, which is the case now.

When encountering such a situation, I would "[I only wish your heart is like mine]", look at the night sky outside "[The stars are not the same as last night, for whom am I standing in the wind and dew in the middle of the night]", and just want to be with this sister "[The brocade tent is just beginning to warm, the beast smoke continues, and we sit opposite each other and tune the sheng]", and then say to her "[The horse is slippery and the frost is thick, it's better not to go]", wouldn't that be beautiful?

At that time, you will directly enter the plot that cannot be described in detail, "【The spring nights are short and the sun rises high. From now on, the king will not hold court early.】" and finally enter the happy ending of "【I only wish that your heart is like mine, and I will never let you down.】" If you work hard to improve your favorability, you may even enter the harem ending of "【There is no time to serve at banquets and entertain guests, and I go on spring outings every night】" and "【There are three thousand beauties in the harem..."... Ah, it makes me excited just thinking about it!

……

Jiang Tianwei has been in Japan for a long time. He never expected that he could still think of so many ancient poems. He could only sigh that the ancient poetry is indeed something in the bones of the Chinese people.

By the way, I have to say that the reason this kid knows so many ancient poems that are not in the textbooks is 100% because he didn't listen carefully in class and kept flipping through the collection of ancient poems that he was half-forced to buy.

Just when Jiang Tianwei's mind was full of great poets - especially Liu Yong - Fang Zexia suddenly spoke up: "Don't you want to say something?"

"... [She looks back and smiles, and all the beauties in the palace pale in comparison.]"

"Speak Japanese! Will she understand what you're saying? Do you really think my sister has memorized The Song of Everlasting Regret?"

Fang Zexia was so angry that her teeth itched. What she hated the most was her ghost body. Why couldn't she slap him on the forehead? ! But to be honest, since she, as a Japanese ghost, knew the Song of Everlasting Regret, she was also half an expert on China.

"Japanese. Oh, yes, Japanese. Ahem... the moonlight is so beautiful."

Jiang Tianwei smiled awkwardly, then realized that although the Fangze sisters looked almost exactly the same and could only be distinguished by their hair color - just like the quintuplets in the animation, their knowledge systems were completely different - also like the quintuplets in the animation.

So he changed his wording and jumped from a Chinese poet to a Japanese writer.

"Hey, is that so?"

Yoshizawa Sumire responded and walked to the window curiously, looking at the moon in the sky. It must be said that a resort like Hawaii, because it lacks the influence of artificial light sources compared to big cities, makes the night sky look particularly starry. Of course, it is not ruled out that the mentality of worshipping foreign things, "the moon is rounder in foreign countries", is at work.

"It's really beautiful."

"........."

Jiang Tianwei once again realized the importance of quality education. If you don't study hard, especially if you don't study Chinese well, you may not understand when someone confesses to you. I thought "The moonlight is so beautiful" was a common confession sentence for Japanese people!

"...I've already told you, you can't beat around the bush like this - hurry up! Straight ball! Go! Come on! Stand up! Do you want me to cheer you up in cheerleading clothes?"

Fang Zexia said this with a look of disappointment.

To be honest, if it was a normal situation, Jiang Tianwei would probably really say I love you, I like you so much, you look so beautiful in this? Yala that card? And so on.

But don't forget, in the room right now, Dongxiang Yiersan is just absent-minded, he is not really fainted. The great Detective Bai Zhong in the cabinet is completely alert!

It's shameful to say such things in front of others!

(What should I do?)

Jiang Tianwei seemed to have three options in his mind that only exist in GALGAME: 1. Say it, express your love loudly. 2. No, someone is watching... 3. Go to a concert (grey).

However, don't forget that Jiang Tianwei is a Chinese. Since he is Chinese, there must be options that are suitable for Chinese people.

So, according to the Chinese variety show "Happy Dictionary", he now has three chances: 1. Ask for help from the audience. 2. Ask the computer to remove a wrong answer. 3. Call someone for help.

Boom boom boom!

Off-field assistance is coming!

Of course, depending on the situation, this doesn’t necessarily mean off-field assistance.

"I heard screaming in your room, what happened?"

From outside the door, the voice of teacher Sadyo Kawakami came in.

Jiang Tianwei glanced at his room...

Well, it looks like I’m doomed this time!

Now he just wants to awaken Yuri's mind control power or something, otherwise he won't know how he died...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 524 This is Cao Cao’s skull, and that is Cao Cao’s when he was a child

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"Good evening, teacher~"

Jiang Tianwei opened the door with a beautiful smile on her face.

Laughter is usually meant to make people feel good, or to make them relax. However, when something is described as "usually such and such", it means that the exception is about to come.

There are many kinds of laughter that make people unpleasant, such as ridicule, mockery, sneer, and the "fake smile" that Jiang Tianwei is using now.

Although the smile on his face is bright and cheerful, anyone with a discerning eye can tell it's fake. Just like a salesperson in a store, his smile is just a disguise - just a disguise to trick you into buying! Who knows what he's cursing you in his heart...

As a teacher, although she is reluctant, it is inevitable for her to expose students' lies as part of her job: for example, their homework was eaten by a dog, torn by a cat, or their homework was burned in a shoe cabinet explosion when they were changing shoes.

So, she understood in an instant that something was wrong with this child!

Jiang Tianwei looked very normal, but he was hiding a heart that wanted him to leave quickly! Something was wrong with this child!

Seeing Kawakami Sadyo's eyes become sharper, Jiang Tianwei's heart skipped a beat, knowing that he couldn't hide it from her, and quickly thought of a new battle plan. But his face remained calm. During his growth, he learned a skill that he should not have learned the most: saying one thing and thinking another.

"The teacher is here to check the dormitory."

"Oh, please."

Jiang Tianwei looked normal, but he knew in his heart that you must not say no at this time. Although cartoonists and teachers are both affectionately called "teacher", Kawakami Sadyo can neither draw cartoons nor poke spiders with pens and taste them, nor can she say the classic "My favorite thing is to say NO to self-righteous guys"...

But, when faced with a suspicious person who hesitates and refuses to cooperate, isn't that basically a sure sign that there's something wrong with him? !

Jiang Tianwei knew this truth very well, and knew that if he refused her ward rounds here, she would 1000% not leave. It would be better to pretend that nothing happened.

In the room, Togo Ichiji was standing against the wall with his feet hidden behind the green plants, Baekjong Naoto was hiding in the closet, and Shinjima Makoto was lying on his roommate's bed with his head covered with a quilt, which made things even more obvious.

Well, where is there any place to hide?

Like Shinjima, Kawakami Sadyo's first reaction was to check the toilet. This kind of hotel toilet is simple and clear, with no place to hide people.

Kawakami Sadaya took a quick look around, found nothing wrong, and went to the bedroom.

As soon as she saw someone on the bed, Kawakami Sadyo's heart sank. Although it was Hawaii with a tropical climate, she had the illusion that she was in a cold zone.

(So ​​there’s someone in the room. I was thinking, if there’s no one, then a man and a woman are in the same room… and… they’re a couple who have confirmed their relationship… and, for a boy of this age… he’s definitely thinking about that kind of thing, right?! By then, will the hotel bed be big enough? What time will the room service start in the morning? Should I change the sheets in advance? Hmm?)

Just as Kawakami Sadyo was distracted and thinking about all sorts of things, she suddenly noticed a very strange and incongruous detail...

She narrowed her eyes, looked carefully at the bulging figure under the quilt on the bed, and asked, "Student Jiang, who is on that bed?"

"Ahaha, it's my roommate. To be honest, I don't know him. Although we are in the same class, we haven't talked much."

Jiang Tianwei had no problem with this round. He was a lone ranger in school, and everyone knew it. Kawakami Sadyo certainly wouldn't press questions about such trivial matters that were undisputed, just like a lawyer in real life wouldn't show his lawyer badge to someone as soon as he saw him.

So, Kawakami Sadaya turned the finger she stretched out, and the index finger that was originally pointing in front of her body moved backwards with the movement of her arm, and the thumb pointed behind her, at Jiang Tianwei's bed.

There was also a sheet on Jiang Tianwei's bed, and a human figure was clearly visible on it.

"What about this?"

"Teacher, you are joking. He and I live in the same dormitory. Since the person sleeping on that bed is my roommate, then I must be sleeping on this bed!"

"Oh, very logical - do you take me for a fool?!"

This seems like a classic joke: Tomb robbers discovered Cao Cao's tomb, and there were two skulls, one large and one small. According to experts' speculation, the large one was Cao Cao's skull, and the small one was Cao Cao's childhood skull. This kind of joke is almost useless even for making people laugh, so how can it be used to deceive people? !

Kawakami Sadayo poked his forehead hard, stood up, grabbed the corner of the quilt, and prepared to lift it up. Jiang Tianwei held her hand and said, "Teacher, there is no need to look at it, right? Look, I'm asleep!"

"If you fall asleep, who am I talking to?"

"I, I am Chinese, so it is reasonable for me to have an out-of-body experience. I, I once learned Shaolin Kung Fu..."

The Chinese boxing meme can basically be said to be exclusive to Japan, and you can see tributes to it in various places in Japan. Basically, if a character wants to hide his superpowers and doesn't want others to know, but has to expose them to others, he will often say: "I can do XXX because I learned Chinese boxing!" It is a meme widely circulated in Japan.

It is said to have originated in Europe and the United States. It is the "Ten Commandments of Mystery (also known as the Knox Ten Commandments)". There is an episode in it: "No Chinese can appear in the work." This is not because of discrimination, but because in that era, foreigners' understanding of the Chinese was generally Bruce Lee and kung fu movies. In their hearts, every Chinese is a martial arts master.

For example, classic reasoning: Chinese criminal: It takes at least 30 minutes to get from the crime scene to the bedroom, I don’t have time to go back and forth to commit the crime. Detective: No, you are Chinese! You know Chinese Kung Fu, it only takes 5 minutes to get to the scene, so you have enough time to commit the crime!

Later, this post did not cause any controversy in Europe and the United States, but it became popular in Japan, which is very strange...

But it was obvious that Kawakami Sadyo was not a fan of mystery, so she would not believe it. She didn't say anything, but her eyes had already told him the answer: she didn't believe it.

"Wait a minute, teacher, I think we can explain that according to Japanese law, you have no right to check my private room. This is my privacy right, right? Please show me the search warrant!"

"Then you should also know that we are not in Japan now, right?"

"..."

Should I say that she is worthy of being a Chinese teacher? She caught Jiang Tianwei's grammatical error right away. While Jiang Tianwei was thinking about what excuse to use, Kawakami Sadayo had already forcibly opened the quilt...

"Ah... um... hello, teacher..."