Persona: Devil Summoner

"You, don't look at it..."

She lowered her head and covered her face with her hair.

But Jiang Tianwei didn't let go, instead he put his chin on her shoulder: "It's okay. I - hey, let me tell you a joke!"

As he said before, he didn't know how to say sweet words, so he decided to change to a topic he was familiar with. He actually knew a joke about facial masks.

"It's said that a mother was applying a facial mask at home, and then someone knocked on the door. The mother asked her child to open the door, saying: 'You go open the door, I can't face people like this.' So the child opened the door, and the guest asked: 'Where is your mother?' The child said: 'My mother is doing something shameful!'"

"You are doing the same thing now! You problem child, ah... I really don't understand, you see, it's not like you are unpopular, it's not like no one cares about you, don't you have such a lovely girlfriend? And yet you still want to be with an old woman like me... Are all thieves' tastes so weird?"

"If it's not strange, then wouldn't it be just an ordinary thief?"

Jiang Tianwei spoke casually. Although he didn't understand why Kawakami Sadayo thought he had confessed, after thinking about it, the only reasonable explanation was that Maruki Takuto did something.

I always feel that Mr. Maruki's ancestors probably had Babylonian ancestry, so although he is not a womanizer, he does bear a big blame.

"You're just a smooth talker - you should really think about your future. You can't be a phantom thief forever!"

Jiang Tianwei just thought: Why can't I be a phantom thief for life? On the other hand, he could also feel the concern of Mr. Kawakami, so he naturally wouldn't say such things on purpose.

"Okay, don't stay here, go get some hot drinks. It's not very convenient for the two of us right now."

Kawakami Sadaya asked for a hot drink, mainly because she had to take medicine soon.

As a teacher, she still has the common sense she should have. Even if she doesn't care, Sumire Yoshizawa is definitely underage, and if she really "gets killed", she will definitely be scolded to death by the public.

Jiang Tianwei nodded and went out, leaving only Kawakami Sadayo to continue washing clothes.

However, the more I washed, the more I felt something was wrong...

"Being... criticized by the public? Well, come to think of it... it's normal for teachers and students to date, so why should I use contraception..."

Kawakami Sadae thought so, but couldn't come up with a conclusion, so she gave up. She planned to give Yoshizawa Sumire some of the pregnancy prevention medicine she prepared to her when she woke up.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 527 I Want to Become the Lion King’s Man

People are happy when they are happy.

Especially when good things come in pairs.

From Jiang Tianwei's mental state, we can see the impact of emotions on people's mental outlook. I'm really curious about what his mental state would be like if the good thing last night really came true.

There is a saying that if a person is under a tense mood for a long time, he will have the need to vent his desires. No matter which of the three major desires it is. This is why in various literary works, when writing about soldiers returning from the battlefield, they often have at least one of these three states: find a restaurant to eat and drink, find a bed to sleep, find a girl to have sex with...well, anyway, that's the truth.

The same goes for Jiang Tianwei.

He didn't feel anything wrong last night, but now he felt very hungry. So hungry that he felt he could eat three times more than Sumire Yoshizawa - he really could eat a lot!

Speaking of which, I always compare Sumire Yoshizawa to a lion. If I can eat three times more than Sumire Yoshizawa, then wouldn't I be the Lion King?

Jiang Tianwei burst out laughing when he thought of this, and told Fang Zexia beside him about his thoughts. Miss Fang Ze crossed her arms and looked like she was disappointed with him: "Aren't you already the Lion King?"

"how to say?"

"Is your father dead?"

"Maybe he was reincarnated into another world to become a warrior."

"Have you become a future gang leader and have your own power in the future?"

"Maybe he will take his brothers to clear their identities, accept the imperial edict and go attack Fang La."

"Are you a particularly good eater now? It feels like you can eat several times your own body weight in one meal?"

"There's a high probability that the buffet will go bankrupt due to delays."

"The thing you are most like the Lion King about is the social habits of lions."

"…What is that?"

Finally, when the two were throwing jokes to each other, they encountered something that Jiang Tianwei didn't know.

He took out his mobile phone and searched the Internet, and then he found out something that shocked him... that is, lions are exactly his ideal way of life!

First, the job of the lion king in a lion group is just to use force. Basically, the lion king is only used in fights. Hunting and other things are basically done by female lions.

Second, although there are multiple males in a lion group, the right to mate is basically in the hands of the lion king. It can be reasonably regarded as the harem of the animal world.

Isn't this the ideal life of a harem gigolo? !

As for fighting, Jiang Tianwei felt that he was not afraid of anyone. If he really became the lion king, no lion would be able to take the throne from him. After all, according to Wu Jianmiao's rough research results, he might be more difficult to age than ordinary humans.

After all, the essence of aging is that the rate of cell regeneration cannot keep up with the rate of cell death. Conversely, if it can keep up, then people will not age. In fact, there is a kind of lobster that is believed to be immortal. It is for this reason that there is this legend of immortality.

According to Wu Jianmiao's research, his cell activity can only be described as "non-human". Yes, if Wu Jianmiao was not a doctor but a biologist, he would have probably already started to expel Jiang Tianwei from the human department - wait, isn't this the same as what doctors do? Don't doctors classify him as rodents every day! ?

“It’s great to be a lion.”

Jiang Tianwei said this while looking for something he wanted to eat in Hawaii.

Maybe it was because of the pace of life in the resort, or maybe it was simply because Jiang Tianwei got up too early, most of the shops outside were closed. After a round of shopping, only the Big Universe Burger was open.

This is a bit subtle. To make an analogy, it is like a Lanzhou native going to the United States and ending up eating Lanzhou ramen. It is very subtle and will make people feel like, "Why do I have to eat this when I go abroad?!"

Big Universe Burger, right at the school gate!

But there is no other way now, I must satisfy my appetite immediately!

Because it was too early, there were no customers at all, and even the employees were not interested. Fast food restaurants rarely open so early. People who often go to K or McDonald's know that these restaurants usually open at 9 am, and some places even open at 10 am.

The timing of the Big Universe Burger is obviously the result of internal circulation.

As for what to order, of course I would order the so-called cosmic burger.

This is what will be used in the big eater challenge.

I have to say that Okumura Foods is very economically savvy. For example, there was once a store where you could eat fruit salad for free, but each person could only take one plate. As a result, people invented all kinds of techniques, teaching you how to stack it high and how to take away as much fruit as possible.

Everyone was laughing at the time, saying that the boss would lose a lot of money like this?

In fact, the behavior itself, the topicality and popularity it brings on social platforms, and the advertising effect it creates are easily worth the money spent on the fruit.

The same goes for the Cosmos Burger.

Jiang Tianwei looked at the super-large burger in front of him: it was perhaps half a meter high, with two slices of bread, and filled with meat patty, steak, cheese, vegetables, etc. He really felt the taste of the universe.

If this were my former self before I became a demon, I probably wouldn’t be able to finish it.

But today Jiang Tianwei is very confident.

If anyone has watched old cartoons, such as Tom and Jerry, Popeye and the like, they would have always seen the characters in the cartoons eating a lot, chewing their food with great enthusiasm, and eating simply involves swallowing the food... Today, Jiang Tianwei was in a similar situation.

His frenetic eating style scared the sleepy shop assistant. The two shop assistants on duty didn't care about being tired from the night shift and stared with wide eyes at his exaggerated eating style.

Normally, it would take two or three strong men to finish the giant cosmic burger, but today, someone actually succeeded in trying it?! Both of them were shocked, because they thought that no one in Hawaii could succeed in trying this thing.

After all, most people come to Hawaii to have fun, so they won’t eat burgers like a starving ghost. Moreover, even if they can finish the burgers, they definitely won’t have the energy to play or enjoy the local food. I didn’t expect that there would actually be a customer who successfully completed the challenge today!

The clerk quickly took out his camera and asked Jiang Tianwei for a photo.

His photo was posted in the challenge column on the wall.

Jiang Tianwei had seen this photo wall in many competitive eating competitions, where people who successfully finished eating would post photos. But as mentioned before, there was not even one successful challenger for the Cosmos Burger in Hawaii, and Jiang Tianwei was the first...

After eating and drinking, Jiang Tianwei brought drinks and some snacks to Mr. Kawakami and Miss Fangze, and then left with a clear mind.

The two shop assistants were slightly startled, but immediately returned to their usual pace of life, yawning and waiting for their colleagues to come over to take over. Almost no one would come out to eat during this period of time, so the so-called job was just to hang around until the end of the shift.

No one, not even the little ghost beside Jiang Tianwei, noticed... A fly had crawled onto the photo of Jiang Tianwei posted on the photo wall at some point... In the dark red compound eyes, every grid reflected Jiang Tianwei's face.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 528 What? You haven't forgotten that stupid plan yet?!

"Assemble! Look to the right! Look forward! At ease! Stand at attention!"

In the joyful air of Hawaii, a man's voice suddenly interrupted and spoiled the mood.

The boy with short blond hair was strolling around in swimming trunks. Although he used the slogan of military training, the way he walked with his back hunched did not look like an officer at all, but more like a slender...

As a former ace of the track and field club, Ryuji has quite a bit of muscle even though he hasn't done any special muscle training. Combined with his clothing, blond hair, and his Japanese nationality, he should be a man who is very good at conquering women.

All I can say is that reality and artistic processing are different.

The person who was called over by Ryuji was undoubtedly the super stupid participant in the "I forgot everything about the pick-up at the Hawaiian beach during the summer, and I only remember that the core goal was to find a way to escape being single" campaign.

Ren Amamiya, Yuki Mishima, Yusuke Kitagawa and Tianwei Jiang.

Wait? Is there some big shot here?

Thinking about the main reason why Jiang Tianwei didn't get enough sleep last night, he shouldn't have come over to chat with them.

It's understandable that the girls were not happy yesterday when Jiang Tianwei invited them to play beach volleyball. So they planned to ask Jiang Tianwei out again today.

Should I say, fortunately?

Both Kawakami-sensei and Yoshizawa Sumire stayed in the room to rest because of "stomachache and feeling unwell", so the number of people who invited Jiang Tianwei out dropped sharply... But, even so, there are still three candidates like Niijima Mashiro, Zhong Naoto, and Togo Ichimi. These three people definitely cannot be called over to play. We must, must think of a way!

"Hey! Private Jiang Tianwei! Why don't you listen to the captain carefully? Don't you want to be single?"

Long Si noticed that Jiang Tianwei was absent-minded and screamed at the top of his voice.

"..."

Jiang Tianwei was so upset that he could only think: (I wish I could be single again...)

Now, he unexpectedly understood the feelings of a sergeant from the Western Pacific Squadron who went to a Japanese campus to perform a special mission: a space with only men is really reassuring! ——Women are scary.

But, if being single again is a bit too lonely, at least keep one.

So, following this topic in his mind, Jiang Tianwei began to consider which one to keep.

"Forget it. He looks so stupid and dumb. I'm afraid I can't count on him."

Ryuji sighed and simply excluded the strongest fighting force.

"Okay, remember our motto, which is to get rid of being single! We need to support each other and coordinate with each other. In short, the first step is for everyone to separate and find their ideal targets!"

Ryuji said this and raised his fist high. Mishima Yuki and Amamiya Ren also raised their fists enthusiastically along with him. Obviously in the animation, this kind of scene should be particularly passionate and exciting.

But unfortunately, Jiang Tianwei could not feel it at all. If we use the name of a movie to describe them, it would be "3 Idiots".

Jiang Tianwei turned his gaze to the only person who might not be interested, Yusuke Kitagawa. But, unexpectedly, this great artist also lowered his head and bit his fingers: "Looking for me... something that interests you?"

"Um, are you so interested too?"

"Well, it is in Hawaii after all."

Kitagawa Yusuke responded absentmindedly and walked silently in one direction. Jiang Tianwei came to his senses and looked at the others. Ryuji, Mishima, and Amamiya all ran in different directions, leaving him alone.

If it is a game, this is the time for you to choose different people, trigger different plots, and increase your favorability. However, generally speaking, you will not be able to trigger all of them, but you need to save and load the file yourself.

Now that everyone has left, there's no point in just standing there stupidly, Jiang Tianwei thought, but his mind was not on the Hawaiian beach full of bikini beauties. Instead, he was more concerned about how to deal with the women in his phone.

Just when he was hesitating, Jiang Tianwei's cell phone suddenly buzzed twice. Because of his tattoos, he had to wear a jacket in such public places, which was just the right size for his cell phone.

When I opened it, I saw it was sent by Bai Zhongzhidou.

"Danger! Come quickly!"

Next is the first location sharing.

Judging from her brief but powerful description, she was probably really in a huge crisis!

(Could it be that there is an assassin?!)

Thinking of this, Jiang Tianwei quickly ran towards the location on his phone.

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A little earlier in time.

When Bai Zhongzhidou saw Jiang Tianwei being "besieged" by two women, and was even asked by one of the women whether she wanted to join, she had to admit that she was deeply shocked. In the words of emoticon culture: I don't understand, but I was deeply shocked.

The biggest obstacle for Bai Zhongzhidou is that this person has logic, common sense, and the most basic sense of propriety and honor as a human being. Of course, she cannot accept such a chaotic relationship between men and women!

She ran to her room like she was escaping - yes, she was afraid that Jiang Tianwei would force her out, so she had to find a place to stay, so she also rented a room.

"What the hell is that guy doing? He's just an assistant. What the hell is he doing? He has a harmless face, but he does such a wicked thing! He actually wants so many women to serve him?! He thinks he's the emperor?! He's the emperor? Is he going to follow Taira no Masakado's example and crown himself the emperor?!"

In the room, Bai Zhongzhidou was talking to himself in front of the pillow, and while talking, he punched the pillow hard.