Persona: Devil Summoner

In particular, he was extremely anxious, and relying on his own strength, he forced his way into the crowd and came to Bai Zhongzhidou...

"Hey, who are you, kid?"

The yellow-haired boy who seemed to have walked out of a strange comic book said angrily.

Jiang Tianwei had a calm expression, because he didn't quite understand what the other person was saying...

Yes, don't forget, we are in Hawaii now. People here don't speak Chinese or Japanese, they speak American!

This exposed one of Jiang Tianwei's biggest weaknesses - this person actually doesn't like to study, especially English. So, he can roughly understand what the other person wants to express, but he can't understand what he said, and his English vocabulary reserve doesn't support him to curse back.

Before he became a Phantom Thief, he would force himself to memorize words. But after he became a Phantom Thief, he indulged himself every day with the excuse of "I don't have the time to study!" Now his English level has been completely lost to his English teacher, Mr. Chou Ye.

After thinking for a long time, he decided to use the simplest and most brutal way, and put his arm around Bai Zhongzhidou's shoulders: "Hey, Miss Hua, let me do my job!"

This speech seemed to come from the Japanese officer's accent in an anti-Japanese drama, which had a perfect mocking effect. When the yellow-haired man saw this, he immediately became anxious: I haven't even made a move on this girl yet, why did you do it? !

"Don't put your hands on the girl!"

He said this, and added in his heart: (If we have to make a move, I have to make the first move). As he spoke, he reached out to pull Jiang Tianwei away...

As a result, Jiang Tianwei was quick-witted and grabbed his wrist. Following his fighting instinct, he turned his wrist slightly, just like a martial arts master in a kung fu movie, and grabbed the golden-haired creature by the arm and spun him around twice in the air like the drum of a washing machine!

You know, although this yellow-haired guy is not very strong, he is still a man after all, with a standard weight of 70 to 80 kilograms. With just one hand, he can pick up the opponent and swing him in the air for two circles...

"Oh! Chinese-kung-fu!"

Someone in the crowd shouted in a very American accent.

As an aside, in the eyes of foreigners, East Asians all look the same. Many Europeans and Americans cannot tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese (just like many Chinese cannot tell the difference between British and Americans). Moreover, they have a very superficial understanding of foreign cultures.

When they see Japanese, they shout: Oh, samurai! Oh! ninja! And when they see Chinese, they shout Chinese-kung-fu. Maybe this is their unique way to distinguish between the two countries?

Here we have to thank the kung fu movie star who was the first to make a name for himself in Hollywood.

Moreover, the current situation is that although Kung Fu is popular in various countries, with the development of science, many people also know that Kung Fu is just an exaggeration in movies. But I didn’t expect that I actually saw it for real today!

Jiang Tianwei, such a thin man, could actually lift an old man up and spin him around twice. This is much more exciting than American professional wrestling! The people around him began to applaud unconsciously.

Even the golden-haired old man who had just been knocked to the ground gave an awkward smile, and clapped with shining eyes, not caring about the gravel on his face, body, and hands.

Everyone shouted together, "Great! So beautiful! Show us something more!"

Jiang Tianwei quietly leaned close to Bai Zhongzhidou's ear and asked, "What happened? What are they talking about?"

"...He, they said we were a perfect match."

Bai Zhongzhidou opened his mouth, not knowing why he had misinterpreted what the other person meant.

"what?"

"Look, isn't this how cowboy movies in Europe and America all unfold?"

"Oh, yes, that's it..."

Jiang Tianwei always felt that what these Americans said was not what they meant, but after all, he was not very proficient in English, so he had to trust the translator at this time. After all, this person next to him was a genius in linguistics, a legendary detective who could master Chinese by reading a book on the plane. He was not a rubbish translator, so there should be no translation errors.

The enthusiasm of the crowd around remained unabated. Jiang Tianwei tried several times to take Bai Zhong out of the crowd, but as soon as he took action, the crowd immediately surrounded him and put him in the center as the focus.

"H-What do they mean?"

"Don't you understand?"

Bai Zhongzhidou asked back and Jiang Tianwei nodded.

(That’s easy. Could it be that this development was also part of the plan of that skull-headed woman? What a scary woman!)

Bai Zhongzhidou thought so and said involuntarily: "They said that they want us to... that... kiss... that... kiss..."

"Are Americans also so gossipy? Oh no, it seems that only Americans are more gossipy... These foreigners really have a lot of free time..."

Jiang Tianwei looked at the hopeful eyes around him and indeed felt a certain desire...

"But, kiss, give me a kiss, isn't it a bit..."

Jiang Tianwei was a little embarrassed, and Bai Zhongzhidou's face was also very red. Doing such a thing in public, even in the open Hawaii, made her feel ashamed. Moreover, not to mention that she deliberately misinterpreted the original meaning of the sentence, this kind of self-reflection in her heart intensified her shame.

But, remembering what the older woman had said to her last night, she made up her mind: "Let's do it. Otherwise, they won't let us go."

Jiang Tianwei was stunned: "Is it okay?"

"If you don't want to kiss, forget it."

"That's definitely something I thought about, but, I mean, are you okay with that?"

"Isn't that similar to artificial respiration?"

"That's true."

"Besides, you did that with two women yesterday, but you don't dare to kiss them today?"

There was a hint of provocation in Bai Zhongzhidou's tone, but the intense blush on her face betrayed her inner feelings.

Jiang Tianwei thought Fang Zexia would jump out and say something, but for some reason, the little girl disappeared again.

It seemed like just yesterday, she disappeared for a while for no apparent reason and no one knew what she was doing.

Jiang Tianwei certainly wouldn't know. After all, to him, Hawaii was just an ordinary holiday resort. But there were indeed rumors of the volcano goddess here. In the crater of Hawaii, there were indeed goddesses headed by the volcano goddess and a group of demons that were either gorgeous or grotesque.

In order to prevent him from having more demon girlfriends, Yoshizawa Kasumi deceived the goddess Artemis under the pretext of "training" and joined her in clearing out the demon forces in Hawaii.

What she was thinking was, since her sister had already been taken down... No, no, she had been taken down, so now the advantage was in her, so of course what she had to do was to consolidate the advantage and be careful about stealing the house.

She originally thought that with the appearance of the great detective Bai Zhong blushing and running away, how could there be any threat? So she openly teamed up with the goddess to challenge the crater, but she never thought that Bai Zhong Zhidou had invited external help...

However, Fang Zexia is another story.

At this moment, Jiang Tianwei looked at Bai Zhongzhidou, whose face was flushed. She felt as if she was in a girl's comic book with a special filter added. Her eyes were full of twinkling stars, and there were large patches of blooming flowers as the background. The girl, who was already full of heroic spirit, now looked as gentle and beautiful as flowers...

(Anyway, we’ve had four experiences already… Detective Baek Jong-sang said it’s okay… so, then it’s okay, right?)

Jiang Tianwei thought so, following the pink atmosphere in front of him, and involuntarily put his lips against Bai Zhongzhidou.

Bai Zhongzhidou stood on tiptoe, closed her eyes, and pouted her lips. After waiting for a long time, she didn't feel anything. She quietly opened her eyes and saw Jiang Tianwei was still hesitating whether to kiss him. She simply made up her mind and was about to take the initiative to kiss him. Unexpectedly, Jiang Tianwei was mentally prepared at this time. With the psychological preparation, he of course kissed Bai Zhongzhidou on the lips...

thump...

This was probably the most unromantic kiss in the history of the world... The two people's teeth collided with each other through their lips... Jiang Tianwei was fine, but Bai Zhongzhidou squatted down with his mouth covered...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 532: Farewell Poem (Long Si Chapter): Machine translation kills people!

Many things sound and look completely different from what you actually do. For example, the kiss between Jiang Tianwei and Baek Jong-jitsu can be voted as the most unromantic kiss accident in history.

This kind of thing doesn't even appear in romantic comedies! How could someone use such a romantic method of confessing one's true feelings to this extent?! This is too weird!

The burning pain from her lips calmed Bai Zhongzhidou down a little. She didn't know if it was because she was bewitched by Hawaii, the holy land of love and the beautiful southern scenery. She vaguely felt that she was still a little weird.

"Well, anyway, you should show us Chinese Kung Fu first. Show it as cool as you can."

Bai Zhongzhidou covered his mouth with one hand and refused Jiang Tianwei who was about to come over with the other hand.

The people around have obviously started to watch the show. Bai Zhongzhidou knows very well that unless you bring out something, this group of people will not disperse!

Jiang Tianwei doesn't know Chinese Kung Fu, but what does it matter? These foreigners can't understand it anyway, so they won't understand it even if you bring it out? It's like the classic joke, a foreigner came to Tianjin, China to eat the most authentic Goubuli steamed buns. After the buns were served, the foreigner asked: "Where are my knife, fork and ketchup? You are not authentic!"

You don't need to really show off your authentic Chinese Kung Fu, as long as you can show off your skills to shock them. This is what Jiang Tianwei is best at.

Just like the physical examination report that Wu Jianmiao had given him before, this person's physical fitness was already high enough for him to win many gold medals in the Olympics. The main reason he didn't go to the Olympics was that he was afraid that if he won a gold medal, people would say he had taken stimulants. He was also afraid that if he won a gold medal, it would be discovered that he was actually Korean.

I just randomly imitated the martial arts clips I had seen in various TV dramas. Although the movements were not very beautiful or smooth, I could not help but feel that the opponent was very strong!

And don't forget, Jiang Tianwei also has magic...

He punched in horse stance, and a strong wind swept up the gravel on the ground, forming a cloud of dust. He kicked with his toes wrapped in flames. He pretended to have luck, and wrapped his hands around his body, drawing the wind from all directions onto his body.

Where have these foreigners seen this before?! Without exception, they all applauded and cheered. The beach was very lively...

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"Ugh...what's going on over there?"

Sakamoto Ryuji looked at the other side of the beach, thinking: These foreigners just love to join in the fun! Then he continued to look for suitable targets with his good partners with disdain.

It has to be said that Jiang Tianwei's attraction work did play a certain positive role.

After all, anyone who has played Rulong 8 should know how many people are on the beaches in Hawaii. Crowded and noisy, it is probably the destined fate of a resort.

Jiang Tianwei's martial arts immediately attracted a large number of people, and there were fewer people on the beach.

When there are fewer people, it is easier to identify the target.

Ryuji poked Amamiya Ren's pectoralis major with his elbow and said, "Look, what do you think of that one over there?"

Amamiya Ren looked in the direction where his finger pointed, and saw a hot older sister lying under a parasol, holding a book in her hand. She was wearing handsome black sunglasses, and her well-maintained long brown hair and white skin gave her a particularly European impression.

Here’s an interesting thing. Although the stereotype of Europeans in Asians’ minds is “blond hair and blue eyes”, in fact, according to statistics, blond hair is not the mainstream among Europeans. Light brown is the more common color, and there are other similar colors such as reddish brown.

This European and American older sister was charmingly picking up the coconut juice on the table, taking a sip, and then continuing to read the interesting book.

Amamiya Lian nodded: "Not bad."

"Then, I'm on it!"

As Long Si said this, a sly grin appeared on his face, and he really looked a bit like a monkey.

"Captain, I think I should be the first to lead the first battle!"

Suddenly, Mishima Yuki took the initiative to stand up!

"What?"

"Because, because... because..."

Mishima Yuki said three reasons in a row, but he didn't dare to say it openly because he felt that the older sister was my type, and asked him to stop saying such things that would undermine teamwork - although Ryuji also thought so - such words could not be said openly.

"Because, Ryuji is the captain! Isn't the captain always the one who leads the battle? You see, just like in the game, before fighting the boss, the soldiers will definitely go first, right?"

Long Si thought about it, it makes sense, right? This, this is right, isn't it true that in that game, before defeating the Demon King, you have to defeat the Four Heavenly Kings first!

"Then I'll leave it to you, Mishima!"

Long Si looked generous, but actually he had already made up his mind: Oh, Mishima, that guy, definitely can't handle the big sister. Can't I just do it myself when the time comes?

Mishima Yuki received the order and ran over happily.

His movements seemed a little nervous. After all, this was a pick-up!

Many honest people are like this. They have been honest all their lives, and if you suddenly ask them to do something frivolous and bad, they won't be able to do it.

Mishima Yuki came to the older sister and said something seriously, but she couldn't hear him because they were too far away.

But, just looking at the body movements, it's still interesting.

Mishima was talking and gesticulating, looking a little too excited. Surprisingly, the older sister seemed to be looking at him with interest.

In the end, Mishima bowed to the older sister like a high school boy seeking a relationship, stretched out his hand, and looked like he was waiting for her to respond.

But unfortunately, the elder sister did not hold his hand. The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. The temperature in Hawaii was very high, but the atmosphere around Mishima was as cold as ice...

After a while, Mishima Yuki finally couldn't stand the gazes of the people around him and returned in shame.

Long Si quickly hooked his neck: "Hey, what did the elder sister say? What did you say? Why did she reject you?"

"Well, I don't know whether to refuse..."

Yuki Mishima had a bitter face.

"What? What do you mean you don't know if it's a rejection? If she didn't agree, isn't that a rejection?!"

"I, I don't understand what she is saying at all..."

"what!"

It was not until this moment that Long Si suddenly thought of the huge problem hidden in his perfect plan!!!

Yes! This is Hawaii, not Okinawa, Japan, everyone must speak English! With my current English level, there is no point in chatting up people!

The three of them fell silent.

After a while, Mishima Yuki asked, "Ryuji, how many points did you get in English?"

"You, why are you asking this... Anyway, I failed. What about you?"

"…If I passed, would I ask you?"