"Why don't any girls like me..."

"Alas...why is there no beautiful big sister who loves me..."

"Alas...why is there no kindhearted person to help me..."

The three people uttered three completely different sighs together.

Jiang Tianwei entered the cafeteria and immediately saw the resentment of these people, which seemed like a physical entity. It was as if a cloud of black smoke was surging out from the three people. Jiang Tianwei instinctively felt that something bad was going on and quickly lowered his head and pretended not to know them.

But when he realized it, it was too late.

Kitagawa Yusuke's sharp eyes noticed his good friend, good partner, and good captain. His eyes lit up and he stood up in an instant: "Jiang! My best friend! My dear friend! I think you will definitely be willing to generously support me! This is all for art!"

Jiang Tianwei shuddered when he heard this. He thought, what does it have to do with me? ! Why am I still in this depressing group of yours? !

However, since he was called by name, Jiang Tianwei couldn't pretend not to know him. He could only wave awkwardly and rush over as fast as he could, fearing that others would see him.

"what!"

"Well, my dear friend, the thing is, I saw a lot of very artistic things in Hawaii, but I was short of money..."

"I'll buy it for you - that's all, right? That's all, right? Goodbye!"

After Jiang Tianwei finished speaking, he turned around and left, afraid of having anything more to do with them.

Yusuke: That's easy to say. Just spend some money and the disaster will be gone.

But Ryuji and Mishima...these two guys are so upset about not being able to hook up with a girl! If I accidentally reveal what I did yesterday, and to the two of them! I'm afraid I'll be tied to the stake by these two...

"Sergeant Jiang Tianwei!"

"Why—no, wasn't I still a private yesterday?"

"You've got a promotion now."

Long Si patted Jiang Tianwei's shoulder with a sad face, and grabbed his wrist to prevent him from leaving. Mishima Yuki also came over with a sad face, and held Jiang Tianwei's arm from the other side. Together, they pushed him down to his seat.

"Do, do what?"

Jiang Tianwei vaguely guessed what would happen next, and sweat began to form on his forehead...

"We must tell you the unfortunate news with great sorrow... Our good comrade, Amamiya Ren, will never come back."

"What happened to him..."

"He, he he he... I can't say it! Mishima, you tell him!"

Long Si covered his face with his hands halfway through his speech, grief-stricken.

Mishima Yuki was the same, his face full of grief: "I, I saw it with my own eyes, Amamiya, Amamiya! Holding Takamaki-san's hand! And Rei-san's hand! He took one in each hand! And ran away from the recreation room!"

"That man, he betrayed our revolutionary friendship! He is a traitor!"

Ryuji and Mishima hugged each other. Jiang Tianwei was sandwiched between them and felt awkward. He thought to himself: (What the hell, isn’t your goal to find a girlfriend? If she finds a girlfriend, doesn’t that fit your agenda? Why are you so sad? You probably feel that you’re not the first one to find a girlfriend, so you’re not willing to accept it.)

Jiang Tianwei didn't say these words, for fear of irritating the two people and eventually being unable to leave.

"So I said, handsome guys are unreliable! From now on, we can only huddle together for warmth... huh?"

When Long Si said this, he suddenly thought of something and raised his head seriously: "No, it can't be, Jiang Tianwei! You don't have a girlfriend behind our backs, do you?"

"Ahahaha, that can't be possible! How can I only have one girlfriend?"

Jiang Tianwei said calmly, this is not nonsense.

There is a classic question type in the Chinese language test of the college entrance examination, which is to judge whether a sentence has grammatical errors. The most common grammatical error is the wrong quantifier. To extend this, the problem that Jiang Tianwei encountered is called "quantity error". It's like, if there is a sentence in the Chinese language test of the college entrance examination called "There are 26 hours in a day", although there is no grammatical error, you certainly can't say it is correct.

Did he lie? No! He doesn't have only one girlfriend! In English, it's called girlfriends, you have to use the plural form.

Of course, Long Si didn't understand his profound expression and hugged Jiang Tianwei tightly: "Good brother, I know you won't betray me! We must be single together, until we die!"

“…Let’s just forget about this…”

Jiang Tianwei looked at the two people around him who were already a little bit crazy. What else could he say? He could only sigh. However, the meaning of his sigh was completely different from that of these two people...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 542 At the same time, Fang Zexia was still on her way on horseback

The hot lava gave off an unpleasant burning smell.

Various elements are gushing out from the boiling magma, producing a smell that can only be smelled in chemistry experiment classes.

The unpleasant smell of the strong sulfur element is very harmful to the physical and mental health of living people. It can only be said that it is fortunate that the people who come here are not humans.

goo goo goo...

The magma rolled out red bubbles like boiling water. Immersed in the semi-solidified black basalt was a woman with human-like appearance.

She has dark brown skin and physical features similar to those of black people, but no matter how heat-resistant the black people living in the equator are, it is impossible for them to really take a lava bath... Therefore, her identity is obvious.

Pele, the Earth Mother, is the legendary Hawaiian volcano goddess. Legend has it that she is a famous Hawaiian, and it was she who dug out the Kilauea crater, settled there, and commanded many fire gods and demons.

Where her hair should be, there was a dark shape that looked like a combination of a tripod and a brazier. Although there were two long curly hairs extending from her back, one look at the hard texture would tell you that it was more like a drill than hair.

She was wearing armor made of the same metal, and red flames were constantly erupting from her body, like the silk ribbons worn by ancient women. The inaccessible fire was just a decoration on her body.

[Reminder: Here is the character picture of Pele. If you are interested, you can use the APP to view it.]

The hot magma bubble was grabbed out by her five fingers, and in the translucent liquid bubble, there was a magma ball with flickering colors!

This ferocious weapon has fire attacks, mass attacks, and the ability to solidify after the magma solidifies. It can be said to be very difficult to deal with. Even if the fire is ineffective, you can't just take it head-on, because the cooled magma will stick to your body like a petrified shell, greatly limiting your mobility.

"I don't understand. I am just staying in my own territory, why would such a stupid thief come to my door?"

As she said this, she applied force with her fingers, looking like a gentle mother greeting her child. However, in stark contrast to this light feeling of power, a lava cannon flew out from Pele's fingertips and hit the two women in mid-air.

The two of them were in perfect harmony, forming a formation on the left and the right, and boom! The lava cannon missed and fell heavily on the dark rock wall of the crater!

These two women, of course, are Yoshikasa and Artemis.

Yoshizawa Kasumi is wearing a long blue ball with scaly wings on her back that look like a butterfly and a dragonfly, while Artemis is wearing a water blue armor. Both of them are wearing blue clothes, and such a cool color makes them look so helpless in this blazing crater.

Because - the lava foam that hits the mountain wall shatters on the spot, and the hot lava inside instantly flies down! If anyone is curious about what it looks like, just buy a balloon, fill it with water, and throw it at the ceiling to understand. Except for the color and the fact that Pele's mother won't beat her for this, the visual effects of these two methods are very similar.

Dark red magma that kept flashing with fire fell from the sky like rain. Fang Zexia gritted her teeth and dodged in the lava with all her might, as if she was dancing in mid-air.

As she danced, lightning and thunder continued to emerge from her fingertips, as if draped over her body like a fairy's colorful dress. As she danced, she continuously bombarded the Goddess Pele in the crater.

(Why? You ask me why?)

Fang Zexia clenched her teeth, and a hint of determination flashed in her eyes.

(Of course, it’s because I can’t have any more love rivals!)

Referring to the previous experience, Fang Zexia has already known very clearly that these demons are definitely not good people. Look at Cleopatra, she was a womanizer in history, and now she wants to kidnap my man? !

And I won’t talk about that damned Great Woman of Babylon. Just look at how the Bible describes her and you’ll understand.

As the saying goes, if you do it once, you will do it again and again. So Fang Zexia now has a very strong sense of crisis.

In particular, Pele, the Hawaiian volcano goddess.

This woman made Fang Zexia's love rival radar explode to the extreme.

This is not to say that Jiang Tianwei is particularly fond of chocolate, but because Fang Zexia suddenly thought of something terrible!

Political correctness.

I don't know if anyone has noticed that if it's an American movie, there will almost 100% be a black person in it. Even if it's a movie adapted from a comic book, even if there weren't any black people in it originally, they will force one in.

This thing is called political correctness.

Now let’s count the people who are closely related to Jiang Tianwei, Cleopatra. Although Egypt has nothing to do with Europe, from the appearance, she is a thorough European, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and exotic customs.

Even if Cleopatra is not considered European, Artemis is definitely considered European, right? She also has the attributes of a heroic military girl, and she is a genuine goddess.

Then there were this group of Japanese women, headed by his sister, who were undoubtedly Asians.

Now the only thing missing from this group is black people!

Now they are in Hawaii and there is a goddess. Fang Zexia has a strong premonition that if she doesn't deal with this goddess here, she will probably have to call this goddess sister soon!

This was why, as soon as she arrived in Hawaii, she didn't even bother to take care of Jiang Tianwei, but went to investigate the enemy situation first.

As for Artemis, the main reason for finding her is that she is the easiest to deceive among all the demons in Jiang Tianwei's phone. You just need to tell her that this is Hawaii, there is a very powerful goddess, and you can communicate with her (with fists). So Artemis was dragged into this inexplicable battle...

"You continue to attack, and I'll leave the defense to you - Ginga, Meteor Fist!"

Artemis looked up at the lava rain that was pouring down on her head, and knew that now was not the time to fight alone, so she quickly rushed to Fang Zexia's side, and the two women stood back to back, protecting each other's backs.

Artemis launched a special move towards the lava rain that kept falling from the crater. For a moment, countless fist shadows extended from her arms!

Don't think that this move was easily resolved by Jiang Tianwei no matter when it was used, but that was because Jiang Tianwei was very strong. Artemis was at least an orthodox European goddess, and she had fighting power. Although the hit rate of the dense fist shadows needed to be improved, they were fast and dense, and most of the fire rain rushing towards Fang Zexia was knocked away.

Fang Zexia took the opportunity to ball up her ten fingers and protect her heart. The surging thunder gathered into a ball in her palm. Although Jiang Tianwei rarely fights with her now, that doesn't mean she has become weaker.

The dazzling lightning burst out with an equally dazzling arc of light, coating Fang Zexia's skin, which was burned red by the volcano, with a layer of dazzling blue light. Between his hands, the lightning had already formed a ball, and with Fang Zexia's eyebrows jumping, it quickly turned into a lightning column and rushed towards the goddess Pele! The violent shock wave directly knocked her into the magma!

The already boiling magma surged due to the goddess' fall, and the silver-blue arc was also swallowed up...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 543 Calling for reinforcements is the enemy's privilege

Gulu gulu...

Lava is clearly a non-Newtonian fluid, but at this moment it looks like ordinary water, constantly emitting strange bubbles.

The lava rain in the air also stopped. After all, how much lava can a bubble hold?

Fang Zexia looked at the lava pool that had calmed down, but her brows were furrowed, refusing to relax.

If the opponent is a goddess, it doesn't make sense to win so easily.

However, now that Pelle had been pushed under the lava by him, he couldn't go down to the lava to fight her, so the most reasonable thing to do now was to float in the air and increase his height. Even if the enemy wanted to sneak attack from the lava, he would have enough time to react.

Her beautiful eyes were fixed on the not-so-calm crater...

Gulu gulu gulu...

Time passed minute by minute, and Fangze Xia was feeling very uncomfortable due to the scorching temperature of the volcano. Fortunately, she was a ghost, otherwise she would have started sweating by now - just like Artemis.

This moon goddess, you can tell from her name that she is definitely not very heat-resistant. She unconsciously raised her arm, wiped the sweat from her forehead with the back of her hand, and pushed away the broken hair that was stuck to her forehead because of the sweat, so that they would not block her vision...

"Hehe! Now!"

Suddenly, accompanied by a strange pig cry, a deep man's voice suddenly sounded! Because the crater is a semi-sealed space, such a loud roar will be reflected many times between the rock walls, making it difficult to determine the location of the sound!

Fang Zexia could only stare at the calm magma surface under her feet, while radiating lightning all over her body, just like a Super Saiyan transformation. The dazzling lightning turned into armor of unstable shape and wrapped around her body.

This move is both offensive and defensive, but it has a fatal problem, which is that it consumes too much magic power.

But now is not the time to worry about this!

However, unlike her expectations, the magma did not seem to be about to burst out, the volcano did not seem to be about to erupt, and the goddess Pele did not seem to be about to burst out.

(Is that pig squealing a trick to trick me? Or...)

The moment Fang Zexia was thinking, she suddenly felt a hot current flowing down the back of her head. She didn't care about anything else and rushed towards the calm magma. Then, she performed an aerial flip like a combat stunt and avoided the attack behind her in a U-shaped trajectory.

Boom!

It was not until this moment that the originally calm magma erupted with a violent sound.

However, it was not something coming out of the magma, but the goddess Pele in mid-air who jumped into the magma!

It turned out that just when Fang Zexia was staring at the lava surface, the goddess Pele had already quietly lurked out of the lava into the rocks.

She is the goddess who opened up this crater with her own hands. This place is like her own castle. She knows every secret passage and place that can be used!

From a common sense perspective, if one's opponent is pushed into the lava and one knows that he or she will not die, then people will definitely stare at the lava. So Pele did the opposite and climbed above Fang Zexia and launched a sniper attack from the sky!

If it weren't for Fang Ze Xia's quick reaction, and if Pele wasn't the goddess of volcanoes, with an inextinguishable heat around her body, Fang Ze Xia would have been pushed into the magma just now! That was the magma that even the Ultimate Lifeform Kaz couldn't escape from unscathed!

And the one who just made the pig noise...he really is a pig.

At first glance, it looked like a red pig - to put it simply, it looked like a roast suckling pig that had come to life. It had a bulge on its head that looked like a Roman helmet, a white cape on its back, and in its hand was something like a magic wand, with a conch head attached to a long pole.

This pig-like demon was floating in the crater at this time, looking down from above, pointing the conch stick in its hand at the two people.

[Reminder: Here is a picture of Kamapuri’s character. If you are interested, you can use the APP to view it.]

If you are familiar with Hawaiian mythology, you can probably identify it with its name at a glance: Kamapuri. The Hawaiian pig god is said to be both brave and lustful. Wait, these two words together, how come they sound so much like a description of a person?

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