Persona: Devil Summoner

Teacher Kawakami asked as he sprayed deodorant in every corner of the room.

"Um, I don't know either."

Jiang Tianwei spoke hesitantly.

To be honest, he really wanted to just stop going to class, but Niijima Sae probably wouldn't agree.

"You, it's about time that you have some preliminary ideas about your future. Don't think that because you're still young, you can't think about anything."

Jiang Tianwei agreed to it, but in his heart he was not willing to go...

What's so good about going to school? You have to attend classes, do homework, and take exams... The only fun is eating with cute schoolmates every day, being urged to study by cool schoolmates every day, and being a local tyrant in your own club room every day...

What the hell!

Jiang Tianwei suddenly remembered that he had a club! It was called, Chinese Culture, but I forgot the name of the club… Which idiot gave the club such a long name? ——Ah, it was me, that’s fine.

Come to think of it, I seemed to have promised Principal Egghead that I would do something tough at the school festival...

It seems that this is a tough job, but it is a bit too tough...

I originally wanted to use Chinese culture to outshine everyone else at the school festival, but now it seems like everyone is paying more attention to the Phantom Thieves... So, is there any point in combining Phantom Thieves with Chinese culture?

Jiang Tianwei was amused by his own creative idea of ​​combining Kung Fu and football, which was very Stephen Chow-style.

But the more I think about it, the more I feel like there might be a way to do it...

If I want to show off my kung fu, the best way is to dance the lion, right? Then I can sing the song "Facing the Waves with Gallantry" while showing the great Chinese culture. Finally, I can throw the lion head. Wow, there is a thief inside!

interesting!

I don’t know if Yusuke has settled his affairs yet, and whether I can ask him to give me the entire Lion Head.

Of course, at this moment, Jiang Tianwei didn’t know that his school was in complete chaos.

Shujin Academy has also been plagued by many disasters. Originally, it was advertised as a super volleyball academy where the volleyball Olympic champions came from.

Later, Mr. Kamoshida's personality collapsed, and the first method the school thought of was to change the school's style to an atmosphere that emphasizes student club activities and allows a hundred flowers to bloom and a hundred schools of thought to contend.

As a result, before the problem was corrected, the school was given a new label: "High School Attended by the Phantom Thief."

How should I put it? The number of internet celebrities who came to check in was greater than the number of students in the school. Not to mention the various reporters who came to explore the secrets, or the students who came to visit and prepare for admission...

Moreover, let’s not talk about the outside.

There are three clubs related to Phantom Thieves in the school, and countless other clubs.

Although the school repeatedly stressed that multiple clubs with the same theme should not be established, this group of people still came up with a lot of weird things such as "Phantom Thief Letter Club", "Phantom Thief Mask Club", "Phantom Thief Glove Club", "Phantom Thief Cloak Club", etc.

The scariest thing is that there is actually a "How to Marry a Phantom Thief Club", and there is even a female teacher in this club as a consultant... A group of people study every day how to reasonably fall in love with a Phantom Thief - and then write fan fiction and publish comics. Oh, it turns out that this is a branch of the Phantom Thieves Group that was spun off from the Manga Research Society...

Jiang Tianwei hasn't returned to school yet. If he did, it would probably become the biggest news in Xiujin College that day...

This is almost reaching the level of religious fanaticism.

By the way, one of the main reasons why Shin Niijima comes back so late every night is that the student union has meetings every day to deal with students' applications for various weird thief-related clubs.

Now Shinjima has a desperate idea: just let Jiang Tianwei return to school, when the decent thieves come back, you can go find the thieves if you have any problems, don't bother our student union, okay...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 667 He finally returned to his loyal Xiujin Academy

Shujin Academy has been buzzing since this morning.

Everyone was extremely excited; the air was almost becoming hot due to everyone's rapid breathing.

The reason is simple: Jiang Tianwei is coming back to class.

It doesn't matter what Jiang Tianwei is like.

The point is - Mr. Kaito is coming back to class!

How could this not arouse everyone's expectations?

Although Jiang Tianwei had not arrived at the classroom yet, the entrance of his classroom was already surrounded by people in three layers inside and outside, making it impossible to get in.

The last time Jiang Tianwei saw this scene was in a comic book.

Especially in those romance comics.

The standard routine is that a super beautiful girl suddenly transfers to the class where the male protagonist is, and then a large group of people come to drool over the beautiful girl. And generally speaking, this super beautiful girl will fall madly in love with the protagonist, and the reason is usually because the male protagonist is very gentle, and the highlight is that he is a bit asshole.

Now that Jiang Tianwei herself has become the character of this beautiful girl, it’s... weird.

By the way, why hasn't Jiang Tianwei come to class yet? Is it because he doesn't like class? Or is it to highlight his uniqueness and show his rebellion against the expectations of ordinary people?

neither.

The correct answer is that the classroom entrance was blocked by people and he couldn’t get in.

Don’t you think this is interesting? People who wanted to see the thief blocked the door.

In the end, Jiang Tianwei was forced into no choice but to turn around and go out, then jump in through the window from outside.

The people watching at the door finally let out a satisfied wow, and thought: A thief is a thief, even his entrance is so different! COOL!

Little did they know that it was these people who caused his phantom thief brother to jump out of the window.

"Ah, classmate Jiang, you haven't been here these few days, do you want to look at my lecture notes?"

When the female students in the front row saw Jiang Tianwei coming, they quickly took out their textbooks with shining eyes.

"You don't need to study handouts or anything like that! Come on, good brother, let's do something fun together!"

The girl sitting next to me smiled shyly, then took out a Switch from her schoolbag: "Let's play All-Star Smash! I'm really good at this! I'm probably the second best in Japan!"

"Tsk, I say, you guys, this is a school!"

Suddenly, a righteous voice stopped these restless girls.

The person who was speaking was the class monitor, and just like all stereotypical female class monitors, she was a girl with glasses and pigtails.

"The only mission of a student in school is to learn! - So, Jiang, come to my house for tutoring after school. I will teach you word by word! Hey!"

Jiang Tianwei now truly understood what it meant to "be looked at with new eyes after three days of absence". During this period of time, he had just been in jail, received a beating, changed his family, and changed his heart, but he ended up becoming a king in the school. How spectacular!

Moreover, these people ignored me when I didn't reveal that I was a Phantom Thief. But now that my identity has been revealed, wow, everyone has become my fan!

(What were you doing this morning?)

Jiang Tianwei thought so proudly in his heart, but he was actually very happy inside.

"Mr. Jiang! Please join our Phantom Thief Research Club!"

"No no no, Mr. Kaito, please join our Kaito Support Group!"

Jiang Tianwei looked at the enthusiastic atmosphere around him and didn't know what to say. He looked at the podium. The teacher in charge of the lecture today was a teacher who mainly studied sociology and civics, Niu Wan. He was about 40 or 50 years old and was a tough teacher with a strong Showa flavor.

The academic atmosphere is strict. If the classroom discipline is not good, it is common to yell at the students or hit them with chalk.

So the students privately called him Devil's Beef Ball.

As a result, today, this Devil's Ushimaru was exuding his intangible power through his glasses. The students recalled the teacher's usual majesty and dispersed in disappointment.

Teacher Niu Wan snorted angrily and said, "Classroom discipline! Classmates! Classroom discipline! You are such a mess. You are the worst class I have ever taught... Moreover, you worship the Phantom Thief. It is really incomprehensible!"

Although what Teacher Niu Wan said was very infuriating, Jiang Tianwei unexpectedly was unable to refute it.

To be honest, Jiang Tianwei himself felt that his popularity was a bit strange...

He even suspected that this might be another attempt by a mastermind to flatter someone. The scariest thing was that he asked Futaba to check and found that it was not... This popularity was real popularity...

As he spoke, Teacher Niu Wan had already walked up to Jiang Tianwei, put on a stern face, and took out a square board from behind his back.

Anyone familiar with Japanese culture will recognize this as the "signed version". Unlike Chinese idols who sign their autographs in a variety of places, Japan has a special type of signed version. Some people's signed versions are even sold on the Internet.

When Jiang Tianwei saw the board, he was stunned. Does this mean they want me to sign?

Teacher Niu Wan coughed dryly, gritted his teeth, and the wrinkles on his face were trembling. It can be seen that he was in a psychological struggle: "This is what my grandson wanted... Alas."

It seems that even the ghost teacher, who is cold and heartless, cannot resist the request of his cute little grandson!

This also indirectly proves the exaggerated degree of the current thief craze.

Jiang Tianwei himself couldn't help but start thinking: Could it be that revealing my identity before was a very wrong choice?

However, there is no way back now.

Although he is an expert in martial arts, the only thing he cannot do is to reverse time and change destiny - otherwise he would have gone back to the past to save his father long ago.

During the entire class, Jiang Tianwei felt that there were sights everywhere.

Not only the sight within the class, but also outside the class.

He didn't know that because of his arrival, the probability of students from all classes except his class going to the toilet increased by 100%...

In almost every class, there are students who use the excuse of going to the restroom. Then, no matter whether they are on the second or third floor, or in classrooms on the left or right, they will all pass by the door of their class and look at themselves through the glass window.

Alas, fortunately this phenomenon only exists in Xiujin College, otherwise Jiang Tianwei, whose diuresis is comparable to that of Mr. Yu Qian, should really be sent to the urology department for treatment. By then, you can see male medicine advertisements with Jiang Tianwei's smiling face printed on them in the elevator every day...

Once upon a time, Jiang Tianwei was extremely envious of celebrities.

Because celebrities are always surrounded by stars wherever they go, how great! Lots of money, decent positions, and lots of girls, and they can act like big shots and encourage their fans to attack others, how great!

But after he became a celebrity, he felt bad about it.

(What should I do… How am I going to get through this day?)

Jiang Tianwei sighed and fell into deep despair.

PS: Not only Jiang Tianwei, but Sakamoto Ryuji also fell into despair.

Because of Jiang Tianwei, the entire Xiujin Academy is now filled with guys claiming to be members of the Phantom Thieves and deceiving young girls.

Ryuji was also a little tempted, so he tentatively said to the girl sitting next to him: "Actually... well, I'm also a Phantom Thief."

The girl rolled her eyes at him and said, "You? Are you worthy?!"

This sentence made Long Si depressed... He just wanted to shout: Please! Phantom Thieves don't have to be handsome! That's just wishful thinking of you ordinary people! It's not my fault that I look so cute!

Alas, this world is so unfair.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 668: Can you translate for me? I can't do it.

At Xiujin College, after school, the entrance of Jiang Tianwei's class was instantly crowded with people.

However, Jiang Tianwei was no longer in his seat.

Among all kinds of martial arts, this one is - urinating!

Before school was over, Jiang Tianwei left the classroom early on the pretext of going to the bathroom.

Here we can see the benefit of having a girlfriend who is a teacher. She can always understand your feelings and knows that Jiang Tianwei will get into big trouble if he does this, so of course she agrees.

At this time, Jiang Tianwei seemed to be playing Metal Gear Solid. People could be seen everywhere in the school, using the excuse of going to the bathroom to wander towards Jiang Tianwei's classroom. They wanted to go home, but the school gate was already surrounded by reporters. Want to jump over the wall? Before jumping, I could vaguely hear the sound of a lighter on the other side of the wall. I guess some reporters guessed that I would climb over the wall...

Out of desperation, Jiang Tianwei could only choose strategic hiding first.

Where is the safest place in the entire school?

Of course it was Maruki-sensei's infirmary.

Although the office also has the same function of "driving students away", there are other teachers in the office! If Ogawakami doesn't care, how can other teachers let him go?

Not to mention the student union room.

Shinjima himself was caught up in the situation.

Specifically, today in the student council room, several student council members were discussing the return of the Phantom Thieves, and then everyone was acting crazy about them. Shin Niijima looked at them with a dark face, but they turned around and said that the student council president was too rigid, too face-conscious, and too fond of "pretending". As a result, President Niijima had to pretend to be crazy: "Actually, I am also a supporter of the Phantom Thieves, oh hehe~"

Maruki's infirmary is a medical room, and people who don't have anything to do won't go there. Secondly, although some female students come here for Maruki's beauty, to put it bluntly, the female students who would chase Maruki for the reason of beauty would have chased the thieves for the reason of beauty. Now this infirmary is very quiet.

"Want some tea?"

Maruki Takuto asked as he boiled some water and opened the lid of the instant noodles.

"I want iced tea - ah, I want instant noodles too."

Jiang Tianwei lay on the sofa chair exclusively for Mr. Maruki with an attitude of Ge You, showing an attitude of "not wanting to struggle".

"Really? The famous Phantom Thief even has to use other people's instant noodles?"