Persona: Devil Summoner

"Wait, wait a minute, partner, You are not serious, are you? Don't come over here, this is Junes, my workplace, if anyone sees you, you will be socially dead! You, calm down, You, let's talk!"

"Yōsuke. The king's order is—"

Narukami Yuu deliberately dragged out the tone, and Satonaka Chie said in a teasing tone, "——Absolutely!"

"Don't do this kind of thing!"

Amid Hanamura Yosuke's heart-wrenching roar, Narukami Yu picked up Yosuke, who was covering his face with his hands... How should I put it, this scene... is... is... just... weird.

So Jiang Tianwei took a photo.

"My dark history! No pictures allowed!!!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 675 The King’s Game is terrible!

Many people like to pursue "perfection" in many aspects. When playing games, they want to pursue "perfect victory", and when doing things with probability, they want to pursue "no mistakes".

But this situation, although ideal, is not easy to achieve. It is similar to utopia. Is utopia good? Very good, you can enjoy a good life without going to work. Isn't this the ultimate dream of thousands of office workers and otakus?

But is it easy to implement?

Of course it’s not easy. I don’t even dare to dream so big!

Therefore, Baek Jong Naoto does not pursue perfection, nor does he pursue victory.

Just like this King's Game.

Jiang Tianwei always felt that this woman would find a 100% winning formula.

But in fact, Bai Zhong Naoto never did such a thing, there was no need.

There are five people playing the game, and the probability of being the king in a round is one in five, or 20%.

Taking into account the actual party time, unless an extremely low probability event occurs, it will be your turn to be the king at least two or three times in the entire game.

There are only a few ways to cheat, and the only way to do it is to mark the chopsticks. With Jiang Tianwei's eyesight, it would be too risky to mark the chopsticks under his nose, so it would be better to let the random number decide.

Rather than thinking about how to become king, what is more important is how to actually choose Jiang Tianwei's license plate.

This is very simple.

because……

Fang Zexia floated behind Jiang Tianwei, raised her hands high and made the number 4.

It was Baek Jong-jitsu's turn to be the king again. He pushed up his glasses and smiled confidently, "Number Four, come here, kiss,... kiss... come and lie on my lap!"

Bai Zhong Zhidou originally wanted to ask him to come over and kiss him, but after saying it a few times, he felt too embarrassed to accept it and finally changed his order.

"Me again?! King, you are so good at picking people!?"

Jiang Tianwei stared at Bai Zhongzhidou in amazement, and couldn't understand why from the beginning, as long as this woman was the king, she would definitely choose him. How could he know that his most intimate pillow partner had actually betrayed him!

Does anyone remember Yoshizawa Kasumi's harem theory?

When Jiang Tianwei had to move into the Xindao family, her alarm radar reached its peak!

I always have a feeling that my number of “good sisters” will increase!

Anxiety is a terrible emotion. Take postpartum depression for example. Some mothers with severe postpartum depression will actually kill their children to seek relief. Of course, Fang Zexia is not so anxious, otherwise Jiang Tianwei's family would have started to boil water and sent a text message with blank return.

But logically speaking, given Jiang Tianwei's current condition, let's not talk about whether his head can be cut off. Even if it is done, there is a high probability that the head and body will be reconstructed into two completely new Jiang Tianweis, which will be a shock to biology!

The one who made good use of this was Baek Jong Naoto.

One day, Baek Jong Naoto called Yoshizawa Kasumi away, and the two of them had a secret conversation. If the specific content of this conversation between besties is revealed, it would be too unromantic. What can be said is that one sentence that touched Yoshizawa Kasumi that day was: "Little ghost, use your brain and think about it carefully. If you exclude me, can you really prevent her candidate lovers from continuing to increase?"

So Fang Zexia really used her brain and finally came to a sad conclusion: It's impossible! I can't do it!

Therefore, in exchange for "Naoto Shirakari is the last one standing", Kasumi Yoshizawa and Naoto Shirakari formed a partnership.

This is the charm of the strategists. They often don't need to actually charge into battle themselves. They can change the situation in the world by just skillfully moving among the various forces.

Before, she used bribery to lure Wu Jian Miao away, and now she has formed an alliance with Fang Ze Xia based on interests. To be honest, it would be a waste of talent for this girl not to become a politician.

Logically speaking, this girl is probably the most rational and logical person among all the people Jiang Tianwei knows - it's a pity that the two most useless things in love are rationality and logic.

Jiang Tianwei had been given shameful orders several times, and he was a little numb and no longer cared about shame. There is a view that the biggest difference between humans and ordinary animals is that humans are better at adapting to the environment than other animals because they can make tools.

Jiang Tianwei is the best example to prove this point - although from a biological point of view, he is most likely no longer considered a human being.

Although the knee pillow is a popular way of rest for thousands of young people, but... to be honest... excluding subjective factors, think about it from a purely objective perspective: how can human thighs compare to pillows made specifically for sleeping? Especially now that all walks of life are so popular, pillows that are comfortable to sleep on are also everywhere.

But, the warm heat transmitted through the silk fabric, this is the secret of the knee pillow!

"Ah, so tricky! I want to use your knees to hold me up~ Hey, big white legs~"

It was obvious that Satonaka Chie was drunk and her body leaned limply against Bai Zhong Zhidou.

(So ​​fast? Much faster than I expected! I thought I would have to play two more rounds...)

With Bai Zhongzhidou's intelligence gathering ability, she certainly knew what her predecessors were like when they drank, but she didn't expect that after so many years, their drinking capacity had not improved at all...

"I, I say, Senior Satonaka, isn't it time for you to go back and rest?"

That's all Bai Zhong Zhidou had to say.

Satonaka Chie was also drunk, and cutely shook her head and refused to agree. Bai Zhong Naoto grabbed her face and asked seriously: "So, what is the king's order?"

"Absolutely! Okay, let me go and take a rest..."

Looking at the staggering Satonaka Chie, Shiraha Naoto was shocked and raised his chin to Yosuke and Narukami Yu. Although he didn't say anything, the two men could hear her hidden meaning: Why don't you go and see her off! How dare you let a girl go home alone!

Ming Shangyou was drunk, and his eyes behind his glasses were full of strange confusion. He responded quite handsomely: "Yes, I will obey the king's order!"

Hanamura Yosuke muttered, "This is our Junes, why should I be the one leaving? It's just you two left here, are you two dating? Ahahaha!"

Before Yosuke could finish, Narukami Yuu grabbed his best friend's arm and said, "Let's go Yosuke."

“Hey! You, don’t, don’t pull me, I’m going to vomit…I’m going to vomit…”

The celebration banquet, which was originally quite lively, suddenly had only two people left who hadn't drunk any alcohol.

This whole set of operations made Fang Zexia admire it very much. She didn't expect that Bai Zhongzhidou could easily create an atmosphere for two people to be alone with just a little trick! Otherwise, he is a famous detective! This kind of operation can't be learned by yourself!

Just now, Yosuke Hanamura’s “last words” very sharply pointed out the circumstances.

After Baek Jong Naoto confessed his love despite his shame in Hawaii, the atmosphere between the two of them now feels a little bit subtle. Jiang Tianwei always feels that it is not manly enough for a girl to say this, but it is not easy to confess directly - mainly because if it is just him and Naoto, it is a different matter. After all, he has the dignity of a man, so he must confess actively.

The current situation is that there are several girls in front of Naoto! If you confess to her, what will happen to the other girls? Do you confess or not?

What's worse than this is that if you don't like this tomboy type, it's fine. The key is that she is so heroic and brave, which man doesn't like her! This is impossible to refuse! It's like someone gave a 4090ti graphics card (not slag) to a geek, this is impossible to resist!

But now the situation has come to this, and Senior Hanamura Yosuke has pointed it out - no wonder this senior can't find a girlfriend, he always talks like this, it's really not easy for a woman to fall in love with him - now, Jiang Tianwei also feels that he should do something...

But before he could do anything, Bai Zhong Zhidou coughed lightly and took the initiative to speak: "Since it's just you and me left, then the ultimate king's game is about to begin..."

"Huh? Still want to play?!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 676 What?! The evolution of the King's Game is to draw joker cards?!

Pulling the ghost card, also known as pulling the king, pulling the big and small kings, and pulling the little devil, the specific name depends on how the local people call the two joker cards in this deck of cards. However, some poker games will make these two cards into advertising boards, but surprisingly no one calls this game "pulling advertisements", I don't know if it is a kind of discrimination.

The rules of this game are also very simple. Several people sit in a circle and draw a card from each other's hand in order from left to right or from right to left. If they make a pair, they can throw it into the deck. Until the last Joker is left in the hand, the person with the Joker in his hand loses.

However, considering the special situation of the Phantom Thieves, if someone really controls the Joker and holds the Joker in his hands, then he actually wins. At least, a very wealthy lady from a wealthy family will definitely be willing to exchange a huge amount of money with you.

This curly-haired handsome boy is unexpectedly popular.

If you think about it carefully, when there are only two people playing the King game, isn't it just drawing joker cards? One is the king, and the other is the slave, the ultimate choice between two!

Bai Zhongzhidou clenched his chopsticks and couldn't help but feel excited.

From the perspective of mathematical expectation, the probability of getting the king is 50%, and if you fail, you will die.

Now, she began to regret why she had not tampered with the chopsticks in advance.

Jiang Tianwei was now even more nervous than Bai Zhongzhidou. Although he didn't have the courage to look back, judging from the past, he would naturally think that Fang Zexia must be furious. Is her reputation as a jealous little girl just for nothing! ?

But he was wrong this time, because Fang Zexia had already betrayed and was now a spy! She was a Chinese traitor... No, she was not Chinese. She was a Japanese traitor... No, that was not right, this did not involve the national level. It should be said that it was Jiang who was a traitor! He was a pro-Bai faction within the Jiang Group!

But Jiang Tianwei didn't know.

For Fang Ze Xia, he decided that he must draw the king. Then the initiative will be on his side, and he will use the king's authority! Stop the king game!

Come to think of it, I seem to have seen it in some weird comic books, where the king of the King's Game issued an order that "I will always be the king in every round from now on." Because the king's order is absolute, it is natural to take it for granted and it ends up being a "close combat".

(No, no, no, what am I thinking! I am a gentleman! Axia is watching! This kind of thing should at least be done when no one is watching... No, no, I am still a gentleman even when no one is watching. That kind of thing goes against my noble character. However, think about it carefully, as the heir of a gang, isn't it a bit unsociable to call myself a gentleman?)

Jiang Tianwei's mind was full of these improper thoughts. His fingers moved left and right on the skewer in Bai Zhongzhi's hand, but he didn't put it down.

This action made Bai Zhongzhidou anxious: (What is he doing? Is he trying to use his brain to think? Impossible, from my understanding of him, he is not the kind of person who can use his brain... And even if he wants to use his brain, it is just a matter of probability... Could it be that he has tampered with the skewer before? Is he confirming this trace now?)

Thinking of this, Bai Zhongzhidou clenched the chopsticks with both hands and turned them around in his palms, constantly switching the positions of the two chopsticks so that Jiang Tianwei could not see them.

(No, no, I can’t let my imagination run wild. Now I have to pretend that I’m staying at someone else’s house. If I were at my own house, I could go to the bathroom to relieve myself if I thought that people under 18 can’t watch this. But at Niijima’s house, there are two girls! How can a grown man like me do such a thing? I can’t let my imagination run wild! Be a man! At times like this, I should chant the Buddha’s name! Prajnaparamita, Shariputra! Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form…)

Thinking of this, Jiang Tianwei slapped his hands hard on his cheeks, making a crisp sound, and then recited Buddhist scriptures in his mind. However, he did not worship Buddha on weekdays, so he just repeated the few sentences of the Buddhist scriptures that he knew.

But in Bai Zhongzhidou's eyes...

(Why is he slapping his face? And his eyes… why are they suddenly ethereal? Could it be, that he has X-ray vision?! Did he gain the ability of X-ray vision when I didn’t know about it?! It seems that there are indeed things like flaming eyes and golden pupils in Chinese mythology… What on earth is this…)

Bai Zhongzhidou looked at her hands like this, and suddenly, she keenly noticed a problem: (No! If he really has the ability to see through, how can he use it to see the cards? He must be looking at something else!)

Bai Zhong Zhidou couldn't help but glance at his chest. Although it was wrapped in a chest wrap now, his chest circumference was at least three digits when he looked at it alone, which was the kind of chest that showed a lot of connotation.

When he thought of this, Bai Zhongzhidou blushed and used one hand to cover his front tightly. But she really wronged Jiang Tianwei. Not to mention whether there is a demon ability that can see through after fusion in this world, even if there is, with Jiang Tianwei's personality, how could he not have this ability? So he should not have it.

It was originally a simple logical reasoning, but because of shame, the great detective did not think about it. Now the great detective's mind was full of: the bra is too unfeminine, even if it is not a decisive underwear, at least it should be a feminine garment of the same level!

"I'm going to fuck!"

Jiang Tianwei had completely let go of his mind, feeling the profoundness of Buddhist culture, and stretched out his hand towards the chopsticks in Bai Zhongzhidou's hand... Bai Zhongzhidou only saw his hand getting closer and closer, but did not notice that the other party was just looking at his chopsticks.

"You, you, what are you going to do?!"

"What else could it be..."

Jiang Tianwei asked back "arrogantly", reaching out to pull the chopsticks out of Bai Zhongzhidou's hand - oh no, it missed.

Bai Zhongzhidou finally realized that the fierce "love brain war" just now was a real "brain war". While she breathed a sigh of relief, a sense of shame surged in her heart. She bit her lip and said, "Then it seems that I am the king. The king will give orders now - you must listen to the king in everything from now on!"

"Eh?! That's not how the King's Game is played—and, can you really not read minds?!"

Originally, Detective Bai Zhong just wanted to find an excuse to ease the awkward situation, but he didn't expect that he really guessed what the other party was thinking. Jiang Tianwei felt that his dirty thoughts were seen through, and the atmosphere between the two of them became tense again.

"Oh, you two, you look so tired! Why don't you just kiss me? Clean! Quick! Quick!"

In the end, the two of them were not in a hurry, but Fang Zexia, who was watching the fun, was anxious. She urged the two of them, and then as soon as she said that, she felt that something seemed to be wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Tianwei was surprised: Sure enough, Xiaoxia must have eaten something dirty today? This is not your style!

Bai Zhongzhidou's face turned red, and the two of them looked at each other...

In the end, because we occupied the table for too long, we were politely "asked" to leave by the waiter - what a weird celebration party! In the end, there was nothing to celebrate at all!!!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 677 I almost forgot about the school festival!

As the school festival is getting closer, the principal of Shujin Academy is becoming more and more nervous.

From the way he has behaved so far, it is not difficult to judge that the reason this principal was able to become the principal is not because of his moral character, reputation, talent or wisdom, but because of what we often call "having someone above him."

In fact, like Okumura, he is an extended member of a political group, mainly responsible for providing financial support to the group in exchange for some political status. However, unlike Okumura, he does not have such a big appetite, and does not want to be independent or usurp power at all. He just wants to live a good life, make a lot of money by improper means, and then live a rich life.

It's easy to imagine that if a school like Shujin Academy didn't have some connections, how could it possibly recruit Kamoshida? Don't look at Kamoshida as a scumbag now. He was an Olympic champion after all. If he really wanted to be a volleyball teacher, there were a lot of schools he could go to, whether it was a professional sports school or an elite school that was top-notch in all aspects.

As for the reason why I chose Shujin Academy in the end...I don't need to explain it in detail, right?

Therefore, when Kamoshida's golden signboard for making money was ruined, the principal became very nervous. In addition, the superiors gave him a death order regarding the thief, asking him to catch the thief as soon as possible.

So what is going on now? Oh, the thief himself admitted it?! And he is the organizer of the Chinese Culture Research Society that he specially established to restore his reputation...

To be honest, the principal felt that his life was about to end.

He had already started hanging ropes on the beams, preparing to perform a time-travel to the second dimension, but at this moment, a phone call suddenly saved his life - it was from the political faction he belonged to.