Persona: Devil Summoner
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The result of the excitement was that after school that day, all the Chinese clothing stores were busy for a while. The next day, everyone started discussing the fabrics and body shape of the cheongsam. Some people even wore a small fan to match the outfit... and some people had obviously watched Chinese TV dramas and put on a palace hairpin and peony on their heads.
There are also some people who have obviously done their homework. Not only do they talk about the history of the Eight Banners nobles all the time, but they can also distinguish between Chinese cheongsam and Vietnamese cheongsam. They act like cheongsam masters, attracting countless men and women to come and learn from them - of course, the men come to feast their eyes.
As a result, starting with them, the whole school fell into a China craze.
When the principal and teacher heard this, they were completely stunned: Is this Chinese culture club so influential? Wow, then can we use Chinese culture as a promotional reason to recruit students in the future?
With the tacit approval of the principal and teachers, the China fever finally spread throughout Shujin Academy, giving Niijima a headache.
"Secretary, let's do the report for last week first... Judging from their looks, they probably won't be in the mood to work for a while."
Niijima really got up by gritted teeth. This is the pain of a serious person. Although others are slacking off, it is he who suffers...
The secretary nodded and pushed up her glasses. She was the typical image of a female secretary wearing glasses. You could see her in any campus comic with girls.
Her stereotyped image also made Shinjima feel relieved. At least in this student union, there was the only "clear-headed person in the world".
"President, I understand. These people are too superficial."
"yes……"
“They only chase after trends but forget the most basic things.”
"Yes."
Shinjima thought to herself: The fundamental thing she said should be about the duty of a student, which is to study hard, right?
"I know that President Niijima is actually living with Mr. Kaito again, right? As a Kaito girl, the fact that you are wearing this outfit shows that Kaito secretly likes girls in school uniforms, right?"
"what?"
Shinjima was stunned. What is a Phantom Thief Girl? Don't make it sound like she's talking about the 007 Girl...
Besides, what do you mean we are living together?! Hey, where did you get this information?!
Yes, Jiang Tianwei's release on bail was originally a special case in the judicial system and it was impossible to publicize it. Jiang Tianwei himself didn't say it, so how did she know?
"President, don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you... My father is a courier. He saw it with his own eyes when he delivered a package to your house before."
It’s connected, it’s all connected!
Jiang Tianwei did order a courier! These are the things he uses for live streaming now—he did order a courier! And he even shook hands with the courier?!
Courier! You tricked me!!!
But, although the girl with glasses said she would keep it a secret...
But don't forget, where is this place?
In the student union's meeting room, the students who had just been criticized for not paying attention to their work were all in the room...
"What?! President, are you actually living with Lord Jiang?!"
"President, how many girlfriends does Mr. Jiang have who live together? Do I have any chance?"
"President, you are so cunning, making a fortune in silence! I strongly urge you to share Mr. Jiang!"
"I oppose the student council president monopolizing the resources of the phantom thieves! I will never approve of such embezzlement!"
It's over. The student council president was originally supposed to manage the students, but today, the students have put him on a moral high ground...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 718 What, I became a witch? !
Witch trials are an act of eliminating dissidents that has existed since ancient times.
In ancient times, there was Joan of Arc being burned at the stake, and more recently there were the Salem witch trials.
If there are so-called experts in the study of phantom thieves in the future, the above example can be added with another one: Shin Niijima was put on the table of the student union...
The last time Shinjima was surrounded by people like this was when the student council president gave a speech at the annual opening ceremony...
Who could have imagined this?
Just about half a year ago, when Kaito was just starting out, everyone was indifferent to Kaito, no one cared, and everyone treated him as a joke. But now, hey, Kaito has transformed! He has become a national idol!
Moreover, as the place where the first Kaito sent a letter to announce his change of heart, Shujin Academy has now been hyped up by fans and school students as the "birthplace of Kaito culture." As the saying goes, the orthodox Kaito culture is in Shujin, and that's probably it.
Finally, although everyone was a little worried about Jiang Tianwei's arrest, it also indirectly confirmed that the thief was indeed a show-off. In addition, he went on a crazy live broadcast after he was released from prison...
Now the enrollment quota of Shujin Academy is about to explode. Everyone wants to wear the school uniform of Shujin and say: "Hey, do you know the famous thief on the Internet? He and I are from the same school. We have a lot of fun chatting and laughing! Chatting and laughing!"
So, such a national idol is suddenly exposed to be living with someone, this is so strong...
"President! Could it be that what you are wearing is the interest of the Phantom Thief?"
The girl who was speaking looked up and down at Shinjima Makoto, as if she was no longer a respected president, but a sinner worthy of trial.
Shinjima shook his head vigorously: "This is a school uniform!"
"Then I know. The Phantom Thief likes smart girls! My midterm exam results are..."
Another girl thought hard about her report card, and then suddenly realized: How could a woman who couldn't even remember her test scores be at the top of the class? How could she be the top student in the class with such a poor memory?!
"I knew I should quit. I wish you happiness and be nice to him. Oh, mommy loves him!"
After figuring this out, she covered her mouth with a small fan, swung the belt of her cheongsam, and ran away - you really have all the props! And who are you mother to?!
"President! I want to be a Phantom Thief, too! To do this, I taught myself Chinese boxing! Wing Chun - Ip Man! Ah da da da da da!"
A male student started to speak in a way that was hard to complain about. His initial posture was quite decent, but once he started fighting, the whole posture fell apart. This is what ordinary people often call "turtle punches", or to put it more coolly, "crazy grabbing". (Pokemon means copyright warning.)
"I'm sorry, President. I didn't expect things to turn out like this. I'm so sorry. I can only repay you with my life - please let me live with you! Even if I can be your mistress, that's fine!"
He was originally mistaken by Shinjima as the most reliable secretary, but unexpectedly, he was also a guy who never stopped saying shocking things and joined in the nonsense with everyone.
Shinjima was surrounded by them talking so much that she didn't know what to say for a moment. She stammered and objected several times: "It's not that I didn't have it. Stop talking nonsense..."
But it was no use, everyone just thought she was being vague on purpose and no one took her seriously.
Shin Niijima has learned one thing in his short life. Humans have their limits. So, in order to deal with this situation...
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On the same day, after school, at the Niijima household.
"So, to deal with this situation, you can tell them that I'm your boyfriend..."
Jiang Tianwei asked while eating the hamburger and Coke bought by Xindao Zhen.
Shinjima sat upright, lowered his head, and nodded awkwardly.
"I always feel like you're trying to trick my Jiang Jiang..."
Behind Jiang Tianwei, Fang Zexia crossed her arms and muttered. She analyzed it from a woman's instinctive sixth sense, and she always felt that Niijima might have fallen in love with him. But from reason and logic and what Niijima had shown, she felt that she was not the type to be interested in men.
In Yoshizawa Kasumi's mind, Niijima should be the type who says, "Huh? I'm already the Ultimate Creature, man! No-need!"
"No, I just went with the flow... I had no choice under the circumstances at the time..."
After hearing what Yoshizawa Kasumi said, Shinjima lowered his head even more.
If it were her usual self, she would probably notice the possessive and intimate way of calling her "my Jiang Jiang", but now her heart was filled with remorse after lying, and she had no intention of listening to Fang Zexia's words.
"So, why are you telling me this... You don't want me to play couple with you in school, do you?!"
Jiang Tianwei thought about this scene for a moment and got goosebumps.
This is not to say that I dislike Shinjima. To be fair, the student council president Shinjima is very beautiful, intelligent, and has both talent and beauty!
But... as long as I think about the fact that there are Kawakami Sadayo, Yoshizawa Kasumi and Yoshizawa Sumire in the school, and a detective who I don't know if he is still monitoring me, if I pretend to be a couple with Shinjima in school... isn't it like buying a bomb, lighting it, and not throwing it? !
"No, that's not necessary... I, I told them that this must be kept secret... So... just take some pictures... some intimate pictures of us..."
As Shinjima said this, he sat down next to Jiang Tianwei. The two of them looked at each other. Jiang Tianwei thought about it and realized that he had already done a live broadcast and showed his face in front of the whole country, so what was wrong with taking a photo?
It’s better than being secretly photographed by some paparazzi, right?
"Well, if it's just a photo, it's fine, but you can't post it everywhere..."
Jiang Tianwei thought about it and felt that Xindao was really not that kind of person. Since she asked him for the photo, she must be desperate.
Shinjima thanked him profusely, and then Jiang Tianwei raised his hand and took a selfie, which confused Shinjima and Fang Zexia: No, didn't you hear what we just said? Selfie? How did you think of taking a selfie? !
"Eh? Are you going to take a group photo?!"
Jiang Tianwei looked at Fang Zexia's face with a "damn retarded" expression and asked cautiously.
"Isn't that of course a group photo?! How could it be a solo photo? They're all sitting here!"
Sometimes Fang Zexia really wanted to pry open his head to see if he had a wooden head...
Jiang Tianwei said "oh" and adjusted the angle of his phone to take a picture of Shin Niijima on the side.
The three of them gathered together to look at the photos...
Just, how should I put it.
There are some Internet masters who can edit two unrelated photos into one seamlessly.
Jiang Tianwei is really amazing. These two people were clearly sitting together in real life, but he made the photo look like it was photoshopped...
This person’s selfie skills are terrible!
But it's not his fault. After all, he hasn't found any demon who is good at taking selfies yet.
Jiang Tianwei took seven or eight photos in a row, each one was worse than the last... Fang Zexia's blood pressure rose just by looking at them - although ghosts don't have blood pressure.
"You are so bad at taking photos! Get out of here! Let the professionals do it!"
Fang Zexia only hated why she had no body. She wanted to take his phone and teach him how to take pictures...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 719: Don’t take random photos, especially don’t save them on your computer
In the early years, there was a custom circulating on the Internet that assigned various [talent skills] to humans.
For example, Uncle Hei has the talent skill of [Strong Sense of Rhythm], while the Indian guy has the talent skill of [Seeking Death Without Death]. For example, the Chinese have the talent skill of [Toxin Resistance].
In this trend, a viewpoint quietly began to spread...
It is said that a woman’s natural skill is being good at taking selfies.
I think that was the era when the saying "Four Great Witches of Asia" was popular. It was a very contemporary saying...
But, everyone loves beauty. What's wrong with wanting to make yourself look beautiful in photos?
Especially when she saw the photos taken by Jiang Tianwei, she really wanted to be so angry that she wanted to come back to life and then die again. What kind of straight male shooting perspective is this!
The angle is not right, the light is not right, there is no movement, the lens lacks expression, there is no skin smoothing and beauty, what the hell is this! Fortunately, it is not an art program, otherwise Fang Zexia would want to break the phone in half and smear it on his face and ask him: What is this!
"Since we are taking couple photos, then of course we have to have some couple vibes! Come on, Jiang Jiang, go find two lamps! President, go change into some clothes! Something more casual!"
Fang Zexia acted like a famous supervisor, bossing the two people around to do this and that.
With the sofa as the center, Fang Zexia directed Jiang Tianwei to turn on the desk lamp to act as contour light and facial light. Although it was daytime, this delicate light and shadow effect would make the finished photo softer, giving a warm and romantic feeling.
Then it was Shinjima Makoto. She changed into pajamas as requested by Yoshizawa Kasumi, but was immediately hit back by Yoshizawa Kasumi: "I told you to change into home clothes! I didn't tell you to have sex with him! You have to create a romantic atmosphere! Romance! Oh my God, I really want to know what's in your closet..."
As she spoke, she went upstairs. Halfway through, she turned back and instructed Jiang Tianwei: "Remember to clean the table! And the sofa! Wash some fruit and put it on the table! Oh, why not make a fruit plate!"
Fang Ze Xia said, and flew upstairs to go back to the house with Shinjima. In less than a moment, they heard a voice from inside: "Hey - my President Niijima! Are you a man?! If I hadn't died, I would have given you my clothes!"
Jiang Tianwei was confused: Is this matter worth your concern?
This was actually a misunderstanding on his part. Fang Zexia was not here for Jiang Tianwei, or Niijima Makoto, or to promote the relationship between the two.
It's just pure. As a woman, seeing this kind of straight man taking pictures of the sisters like this, the deep-seated hatred of women is at work. I must teach this damn straight man cancer patient what beauty is! Sisters, don't waste your energy!
This feeling is a bit similar to Yusuke.
Shinjima doesn’t buy clothes very often. After all, children from poor families are always sensible, and she doesn’t want to add burden to her sister.
This also indirectly proves that Niijima really doesn't have many clothes in his closet. Yoshizawa Kasumi really wants to lend her two sets of her own clothes or her sister's clothes. Then, she can recreate a classic scene: Jiang Tianwei: "Why are you wearing Yoshizawa's clothes?" - This meme is definitely more popular than the original episode!
However, clothes are not an unsolvable problem...
"Does your sister have any suitable clothes?"
"No! You can't touch my clothes, and you can't enter my room without permission!"
"Tsk, what's wrong with that? If you don't go, I will!"
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