Persona: Devil Summoner
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But...but!!!
Who could have thought that President Shin Niijima would actually come here to stop them! He only used one move, [Student Secret: Student Council President's Divine Power], to break Jiang Tianwei's brilliant strategy that he had been planning for a long time!!!
Shinjima Makoto was the third person to send me a text message yesterday.
Text message: After your club activities are over tomorrow, do you want to go shopping together? And, finally, I have something to tell you...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 728: The Strongest in School, Horror Legend
There are many horrible things in this world.
Analyzing the causes of fear, we can roughly divide it into two types: psychological fear and physiological fear.
Let's start with physiological horror, which is very common. A considerable number of horror films fall into this category.
The characteristic is that what scares you is something external, which is commonly known as "shock you".
How to identify these two types of horror movies? Just replace the ghosts with beautiful girls, change the sound effects that suddenly pop up to "Onii-chan, Dai Siqi~ (Brother, I like you)", brighten the dim lights, and change the scary background music... After doing all this, go watch the movie again. If you are not scared anymore, it is physical horror. If you are still scared after watching it, it is psychological horror.
If anyone doesn't believe this, please imagine that a lovely girl says to you: "Good brother, you have to take extra classes this summer, and your homework will be ten times more, and I will also confiscate your computer, mobile phone and Walkman. Hey~ Oh, by the way, in order to help you improve your grades, I specially found a muscular man from Shin-Higurashi to teach you English. The tutor will... hey~ some of what you imagined will happen."
Or, she said: "My dear brother, you have no performance bonus this year, you are not allowed to take a rest this year, you have to go to work at 6:8 every morning after the morning meeting at 200 o'clock, and you have to work overtime at night on your own initiative, but there is no overtime pay. Oh~ Oh, by the way, if you slack off, you will be fined yuan per minute~ After all, the company's water, electricity, and air conditioning are not for trash, trash~"
Why did he suddenly mention horror? It was because Jiang Tianwei was passing by a haunted house.
Now he was being caught by the student council president, and the two of them started to tour the campus festival under the pretext of inspecting various clubs.
Jiang Tianwei once said to Shinjima in a weak voice: "I actually have my own club to take care of."
As a result, President Niijima, who is a woman who aspires to be a police officer, raised her eyebrows and said, "If you really want to be busy with the club, why are you dancing a weird lion dance while parading? I think you just have a lot of free time."
This remark hit the nail on the head, and Jiang Tianwei didn't know how to refute it.
But when passing by this haunted house, Jiang Tianwei suddenly had an idea: Are you really afraid of ghosts? I told you I want to play in the haunted house, hey, you definitely won’t dare to come in, right?! Then, I will escape from the haunted house! This is my escape route!
Although some people may think, how can there be an escape route in a haunted house? Too stupid! As long as Jiang Tianwei transforms in there! As long as Jiang Tianwei unties his braids, takes off his glasses, and starts to popularize the importance of drug prohibition... No, no, not this transformation. It means that Jiang Tianwei suddenly changes his appearance and hair color in the dark environment, then he can escape openly!
Jiang Tianwei had to admit that he was truly a genius!
"President, there's a haunted house here. Should we go in and have some fun?"
Jiang Tianwei suggested in a very evil way.
As if to deliberately create momentum for him, a female scream of “Ahhhhhhhhh!!!” broke out in the haunted house at just the right time, adding a bit of fear to the haunted house.
However, Jiang Tianwei made two mistakes.
First... these student-made haunted houses are basically not that scary. There are only a few common routines, such as playing ghosts running around, hanging a piece of konjac on a bamboo pole to touch your neck, wearing masks to scare people, etc...
Second... don't forget that although Shinjima is afraid of ghosts, she is afraid of real ghosts. It's like, although some people are afraid of water, they are not afraid if you show them a picture of water. As the student council president, Shinjima has already read the project plans of all classes.
You ask her if she is afraid of a haunted house? President Niijima knows exactly how many corners there are, how many traps there are, and which students play which ghosts. You ask her if she is afraid of this haunted house? ! This is not a real ghost!
But, Shinjima changed his mind and nodded: "Go. You can go."
Of course she agreed.
If I think about it carefully, isn't this a chance for me to pretend to be scared and throw myself into his arms? Then I can just say I'm afraid of ghosts! Even if it's embarrassing to say I'm afraid of ghosts, I can just say that this class is super well prepared!
Shinjima nodded. Especially, she knew the whole plan very well, and of course she knew where to throw herself into someone's arms.
Jiang Tianwei was stunned, thinking, are you serious? Aren't you afraid of ghosts? Could it be that my funny ghost training was really useful?! Impossible, I was just being funny! How could it be useful?
But, I couldn’t take back what I had said, so I had to go to the door to buy a ticket.
Of course, these students knew how to behave. When they saw that it was the student council president and the thief who came together, they immediately said, "It is our honor that the student council can come here for inspection. How can we ask for money? Please come in, two distinguished guests!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a girl rushed out from the exit. She was wearing clothes that looked like the armor worn by defeated Warring States generals. She ran to the boy who was waiting at the door and said, "How scary!!!"
This confused the man: "No, Xiao Xia, aren't you the ghost? Why are you scared? And where's your mask?"
"It's so scary! I was playing the ghost in there, and suddenly I felt like there was someone's presence. The next second, I felt something riding on my neck, and then it tore off my mask from behind! It also said it wanted to see my true face. It must be a curse. I don't want to play anymore! I said from the beginning that I don't want to play in this haunted house. There are really ghosts!"
After hearing the first half, Shinjima couldn't help but get nervous. He thought to himself how scary it must be that a haunted house could scare even his own employees. He couldn't help but clench Jiang Tianwei's arm. Fortunately, his arm was now physically invalid, otherwise Jiang Tianwei would have to look for the best amputation plan and where to get a cheap and easy-to-use prosthesis custom-made.
But after listening to the whole thing, for some reason, a person popped up in Jiang Tianwei and Niijima Makoto's mind...
Not long after, as expected, a man with messy hair and glasses, followed by a blond gangster, came out from the exit together.
As he walked, Sakamoto Ryuji said, "No way! Don't take off the mask just because you see it, boss!"
Amamiya Lian scratched his head, apologetically saying, "I'm used to tearing it apart..."
Jiang Tianwei sighed, thinking, "As expected," and walked in with Shinjima Makoto...
However, he didn't notice that the most terrible thing was about to happen.
At the door of the haunted house, a woman wearing punk clothes and a black leather jacket with nails all over it, who looked like a rock singer, was crossing her arms. Under her cyan bob haircut, she had dark circles under her eyes from working day and night, and she was deliberately applying smoky makeup.
The person who came was Wu Jianmiao.
I heard that today is my lover's school festival, so I'm going to take a day off and come over to see him.
However, as soon as I arrived, I saw my lover walking in with a cute girl.
And diagonally, in an inconspicuous position at the stairs, a blue-haired girl, wearing a large long trench coat in a detective style and a deerstalker hat in the style of Sherlock Holmes, was the great detective holding a toy pipe in her hand and looking at her pocket watch.
There was no time on the pocket watch, but rather a series of scanning lines like a radar. There were two white dots on it, one moving and the other always in the center, indicating one's position.
"Looks like he's going to a haunted house. I'll go check it out and see what the modern school festival is like... and scare him while I'm at it..."
The person who came was Bai Zhongzhidou!
In this world, there are many things scarier than haunted houses. For example... being discovered by your girlfriends to have intimate relations with other women - and being discovered by two girlfriends at the same time.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 729 A brand new version you have never played!
The haunted house that students made in the classroom has some differences from the haunted houses outside.
The first is the funding for the scenery.
Although it is said that it is vulgar to mention money, you have to mention it. The project is very expensive, and considering that you have to go to class the next day, you also have to consider the time cost and financial cost of restoration, so the haunted houses made by students are all simple stage sets.
It is not even as good as the artificially constructed "monster caves" or "hell tortures" in temple fairs.
As for ghosts, they are the common female ghosts in white, long-tongued ghosts, defeated warriors. These traditional human-shaped ghosts are really not scary.
Jiang Tianwei thought as he walked. After all, he had seen monsters in his cognitive space that were much more sophisticated than this one. He even deliberately released one or two of them. It would be absolutely terrifying!
But what was a bit surprising was that Shinjima kept grabbing his arm and leaning his body against mine, his trembling body conveying his throbbing emotions to him.
(You really are afraid of ghosts, President...)
Jiang Tianwei thought so.
He never thought that an honest child like Shinjima would also come up with the trick of pretending to be tricked and hugging a man's arm in fear. He thought that only jealous people like Yoshizawa Kasumi or calculating women like Bai Zhongzhi and Dou Wu Jian Miao would use such a trick, but he didn't expect that a simple and kind-hearted good student like Shinjima would also use it...
He hadn't thought of it the day before, so naturally, he didn't expect the following:
(Ah… How scary… Going there in person is much scarier than reading the plan…)
Yes, Niijima really thought he wouldn't be afraid, but in the end he was still extremely scared.
This is the biggest difference between the student haunted house and the haunted houses outside!
The haunted houses out there are all designed to cheat you out of your money, and a lot of things are just for show.
The only thing about these students is that they will not lose to these worldly adults who are blinded by money in terms of enthusiasm and hard work!
Although they are inexperienced, lack skills and are short of funds, their enthusiasm is unparalleled. They put all their efforts into making good use of all resources in order to scare you to the maximum extent possible.
The tacit cooperation between sound, light and electricity and the actors was unexpectedly a bit scary.
It doesn't matter for an old hand like Jiang Tianwei who is good at punching monsters and kicking demons, but for someone like Shinjima who is not good at fighting ghosts and monsters, it's really a bit scary.
If the president didn't know deep down that these ghosts were played by humans, he would probably have become weak in the face by now.
"How about it?"
In the passage behind the haunted house, Wu Jian Miao walked past a classmate who played the role of an evil spirit without changing his expression. At the same time, he asked Bai Zhong Zhidou beside him.
"Obviously there's something wrong. That woman is obviously thinking about something."
"No, I was asking how you two were getting on."
Wu Jianmiao suddenly changed the subject and talked about a development that Bai Zhongzhidou had not expected.
As a doctor, one of Wu Jianmiao's main jobs is to observe patients. The more patients he sees, the more sophisticated his mind becomes.
Bai Zhongzhidou's expression was confused at first, but then he calmed down and said, "Guess?"
"Pay attention to contraception, yes, but judging from your expression, I think it's too late for me to say this, right?"
"Thanks for the advice. As for our progress, you can guess."
"Whose surname will the child take?"
"My second son is with me."
Two absolutely calm people, not caring about the scary things in the haunted house, walking and talking, making the staff of the haunted house almost autistic. Just now a pervert who likes to tear off people's masks left, and now two poker-faced beauties come...
Besides, the things we talked about were not something that should be discussed in a haunted house, right?!
Although the two people seemed to be having a conversation, the solemn atmosphere made the depressed person not know how to join in the conversation.
Jiang Tianwei actually vaguely felt that there was some strange atmosphere behind him and instinctively sensed the crisis, but because the visibility in the haunted house was too low and he couldn't see anything, he gave up.
After all, he just has good eyesight, not X-ray eyes or infrared imaging eyes.
Soon, Shinjima walked to the exit of the haunted house with a nervous heart. After all, it was originally a classroom, how big could it be? Even if the scenery fence was used to make the route of the house as winding as possible, there was a limit.
"what……"
Suddenly, Shinjima let out a surprised sound.
"what happened?"
"No, it's okay..."
Niijima smiled awkwardly and evaded the question. Yeah, how should I say this? Tell him, "Ahaha, dear, I originally wanted to act scared in the haunted house, and then I jumped into your arms! But I was so scared that I forgot about it! I am such a confused person~ Hehe~"
Even if Niijima is OOC, he wouldn't say such a thing!
She kept blaming herself in her heart, wondering why she was scared by the artificial scenery, and she also secretly blamed the staff of the haunted house for not making it longer.
"Well, I want to play too..."
Yoshizawa Kasumi, who was holding the lion head of a dancing lion, pouted and said.
Can you understand how many people would turn their heads to look at me when I stand at the door holding this thing? And I can't even go in and play with it.
Jiang Tianwei comforted him, "Oh, those are all fake ghosts, what's so good about them? Haven't we seen many real ghosts? If you want to see one, let's go home and look in the mirror."
Fang Zexia pouted: "Anyway, you just want to accompany the beautiful president! This lion can dance just as well without you!"
Fang Zexia said as she ran away. Jiang Tianwei hurried to chase her. Xindao Zhen was stunned and wanted to catch up, but the staff of the haunted house had already surrounded him: "President, how about our class's haunted house?" "President, if you feel it's good, you will vote for us when you select the best booth in the campus festival later, right?"
Shinjima was anxious, but he could only smile in a businesslike manner: "I am the student council president, so I have to handle this impartially."
While she was hesitating, the two men had disappeared.
Jiang Tianwei chased Fang Zexia and ran around a corner. Unexpectedly, when he turned the corner, he saw not Fang Zexia's running back, but an embrace jumping towards him. He quickly opened his arms and hugged her, absorbing all the girl's impact, and asked, "You, you're not running away?"
"I won't run away. Hey, now I can get rid of the annoying student council president, right?"
Fang Zexia smiled cunningly, and Jiang Tianwei finally understood: "Oh, you, you are not really jealous, you are just looking for an excuse to get rid of her!"
"Smart! This is a rare date for the two of us! How can we let others get in the way?"
"It has to be you."
"So, let's go get something to eat!"
The two held hands and secretly ran to the roof, hid the lion head, and then went to find food.
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“I lost him.”
When Wu Jianmiao walked to the exit, he only saw the person he had cheated on with being surrounded by students, and could no longer see Jiang Tianwei.
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