Godkiller chat group

Kaneki: It's suddenly become science fiction! Could it be that you are aliens like the Marvel movie version?

Thor: No. The Eastern Goddess Nuwa, the Western God Zeus, the Southern God Ra, and my father, the Northern God Hong Qigong, are the four gods born at the same time after the Titans created the universe, and technology was slowly developed by human believers.

Kira: I see. It's not so strange after all.

Dragon Maid Thor: By the way, Thor, what have you been doing recently? It seems that you have not been online.

Thor: Some time ago, a star map that could lead to the Staff of Creation suddenly appeared. A human named Little King Kong got the star map. These days, I was ordered to sneak into the Eastern Universe to capture Little King Kong. By the way, the Staff of Creation is the artifact left by the Titan of Creation. It is said that its power can destroy the universe. Later, it was taken away by the Southern God Ra.

Dragon Maid Thor: That sounds dangerous, so did you succeed?

Thor: ...It can be considered a success. The star map was destroyed during the capture process. Only Xiao Kong knows the location of the Wand of Creation. Now I am cooperating with the Western god Athena and the Eastern god River God, and following Xiao Kong to find the Wand of Creation.

In the main universe, on the destination planet, inside a pyramid, a Shiba Inu was walking on a dark road holding a torch. After sending a message, he suddenly heard a noise behind him. Turning his head, he saw the River God and Athena flirting and showing off their love a few hundred meters away.

In an instant, two torches lit up in the Shiba Inu's eyes. He frowned, and smashed the torch in his hand fiercely to vent his anger.

Is this the end?! Dog abuse again!

The torch rolled on the ground several times and fell into an underground passage whose door was not closed tightly. The light suddenly dimmed, and the Shiba Inu also noticed the underground passage.

Thor: Wait a minute, I think I found the key.

The Shiba Inu raised a sinister smile at the corner of his mouth and walked proudly into the underground passage.

Going all the way down, at the end of the road was a round gate. The Shiba Inu walked forward and tried to push the gate open, but failed. Then he noticed an instruction manual next to it.

[Voice-controlled door, to open the door, please say: Open Sesame. ]

"Wang!"

The Shiba Inu barked out in confusion, and of course the gate didn't respond at all.

"..."

Looking at the gate in front of him silently, the Shiba Inu felt that he was discriminated against again.

However, the Shiba Inu quickly thought of a solution.

Thor: Help! Who can come and help? Anyone who can speak human language will do.

Kaneki: What do you mean?

Watching the exchanges in the chat group, Woban's eyes flashed with a thoughtful look.

"The world over there is a bit more complicated."

Vauban held his chin and muttered to himself.

One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes was also a very popular anime in the previous life, and it was a Chinese anime, so Woban would have seen it.

Based on Woban's understanding of the world of Shileng, that world is not only illogical, but also very complicated.

Hero Guo who can destroy the moon with one sword, the nameless one who can make comments so that the earth will explode, the river god whose Milky Way is also a river, the Titan who is the incarnation of the author, the space-time manager Xiao Jin Gang who has the aura of the protagonist and can slap the author, the prototype of Xiao Jin Gang is the Silent Blade, Li Jing who is 100% capable of catching blades with his bare hands, and the Pangu Pen Demon who was born from the Creator's Wand, which is the author's pen.

The most important thing is that these guys can travel through time at will. The reason why Xiao Jingang got the star map was designed by the time manager Xiao Jingang.

There is no benefit in the past. So, forget it.

After thinking it over carefully, Woban gave up the idea of ​​volunteering, because he really couldn't imagine what benefits he could gain in the funny world. He couldn't even get the most basic combat experience.

In the chat group, everyone has already learned about the difficulties encountered by the Shiba Inu during the negotiations, although they feel speechless.

In the end, the idle Shinji Matou took Drake to the Ten Cold World to help Shiba Inu find the magic wand.

Kira: Master, what do you think? I remember you watched the anime about their world.

Marquis Vauban [Group Leader]: There is nothing much to say, no matter who goes there, everything will end perfectly, because no one can argue with logic in a comedy anime.

After understanding what Woban meant, Light Yagami was speechless. It is impossible to argue with logic in a comedy anime, and this sentence is very accurate.

Even if you encounter danger while searching for the magic wand, it will be easily solved by the funny characters. If someone must die, even if you are invincible, you can't avoid a bullet.

At the request of the group members, Shiba Inu opened the live broadcast room, and everything developed as expected by Woban. Even with the addition of Shinji Matou and Drake, the plot did not change at all.

The Shiba Inu wanted to get rid of Athena and the others, but was attracted by the sound of the door opening. Shinji Matou and Drake were also mistaken for the Shiba Inu's helpers and were not investigated carefully.

After entering the door, everyone successfully turned on the particle emitter, shot a chestnut into the sun, and opened the wormhole.

In La's space, Drake and Shinji Matou failed to persuade Athena and others to beat La, and chose a thrilling but useless Mission Impossible route, and were then captured by La's army.

Xiao Jin Gang used the EX-level Breath Blocking Technique and successfully stole the Staff of Creation from right under the noses of La, Drake, Athena and others.

At that time, even Woban and Yang Jian in the live broadcast room did not notice when the Staff of Creation was stolen. They only saw a durian placed where the Staff of Creation was originally placed.

In this regard, Woban and Yang Jian can only sigh that they are indeed funny characters.

Then, the cosmic battle began.

Unlike the dozens of space battleships in the plot, in reality there are thousands of space battleships surrounding the planet.

However, the scale is large, but the pattern is too small. The opening remarks are like a gang fight, the command system is like a joke, and there is even a romance between Zeus and Ra. Ra was shot down by a gun, which made the besieging group members speechless.

Only the River God's trick of "The Milky Way is also a River" saved the face of these shameful gods, and Drake also obtained two Golden Deer.

Watching the scene in the live broadcast, Light Yagami, Gabriel, Yang Jian, and Woban all showed a thoughtful expression.

Lazy Angel: That river god is the river god in fairy tales, right?

Kira: Apparently, that's right.

LazyAngel: Got it!

King Lingying of the Nation: I don’t quite understand it, but I have a rough idea of ​​it... I have some ideas.

Kira: +1.

Angel of Laziness: +2.

Marquis Vauban [Group Leader]: I have a bold idea.

Chapter 195 Bold Practice

"cut!"

Slash horizontally, vertically, from the left and right, diagonally above, diagonally below, directly above, directly below, and from all angles, and occasionally stab directly in a straight line with the blade.

There was no pause for a moment, and the continuous attack was like a gust of steel!

In a state of calm and stillness, his body and sword were driven by movements like flowing water. The magic sword, without any thoughts or ideas, killed all the numerous servants of death around him in an instant.

"call……"

After fighting for three days and three nights, Salbatre became extremely excited. He fought with many masters whose martial arts had reached the divine realm. He absorbed a lot of experience and his swordsmanship reached a higher level.

However, that was the end of it. With their bodies dead, the warriors who were once unrivaled in life could no longer help Sarbatre improve his swordsmanship.

Sarbatre took a few deep breaths tiredly and walked towards Vauban's palace villa.

"Salbatre, do you want to fight me in this state?"

Then the wind brought the voice of Vauban.

"Well, indeed... let's fight again this afternoon." Sarbatre said as he continued to move forward without changing his goal. "Old man, do you mind letting me stay overnight?"

"Hmph, you shameless brat." Woban snorted coldly but did not refute.

"Lord Salbatre, please follow me." At the same time, a magician maid appeared at the gate and greeted Salbatre respectfully.

Sarbatre followed the maid into the palace carelessly, looking for a place to sleep.

On the other side, after Woban perfunctorily dealt with Sarbatre, he entered the universe of 100,000 bad jokes. Yang Jian, Gabriel, and Yagami Light also entered together.

"Is it really the Milky Way?"

Standing on a golden ship, the Golden Deer, Gabriel looked at the river in the distance that was at least tens of thousands of miles long and wide, and couldn't help but want to complain.

Even she knew that the Milky Way was not a river.

"Can you breathe normally in outer space?"

Light Yagami’s focus was different again. Although they were in outer space, the Golden Deer could move like a spaceship and had oxygen supply for breathing.

It's really a funny anime.

Rubbing his temples in distress, Light Yagami muttered helplessly to himself.

If he hadn't considered the story of the farmer and the river god, and the fact that comedy anime would always have a happy ending, he would never have come to this illogical world.

"..."

Faced with the broad river standing alone in space, Yang Jian was speechless.

I'm afraid even the water gods Tianwu and Gonggong, who were killed by him, could not do such a thing.

"Don't dwell on the illogical world unless you want to be a funny character."

Woban said calmly, and took out the chanting spell book, and through the power of blessing and disaster, loaded multiple powers into the chanting spell book, and then threw it into the river.

"Young Woban, did you drop this golden spell book, this silver spell book, or this ordinary spell book?"

The next moment, the river god emerged from the Milky Way, holding a golden and silver book of chanting spells in each hand, with another book floating above his head.

"An ordinary spell book."

Woban twitched his eyes. If he remembered correctly, the river god should be commanding the battle with Athena in another space battleship. Also, he didn't seem to give his name.

But it doesn't matter. He even has the anime script in his hands. It doesn't matter that the river god sees through his real name.

"To reward you for your honesty, I will give you all three spell books."

The river god handed all three spell books to Woban. Woban took the three spell books and injected the spell power into them.

Then, a little lolita in a purple dress and a black coat, a little lolita in a gold dress and a gold coat, and a little lolita in a silver dress and a silver coat appeared in front of Woban at the same time.

"Owner……"

"They actually came up with this..."

"Really good at playing..."

The three little girls stared at Woban with dead fish eyes and complained one by one.

Although it was a unique clone created by sharing Woban's memories with the chanted spell book as its carrier, the magic book elf did not expect that Woban would play it this way.

It was because Woban saw the river god summon three times the number of Saints that he realized that the river god could not only copy objects, but also humans.

"Come back."

Woban had an idea, and first took back a set of power, and then turned the three little lolis back into spell books.

One gold, one silver and one black, the three books crashed into Woban's body one after another, giving Woban an extremely fulfilled feeling.

Seeing this, Yang Jian took out a Qiankun bag and untied the bag.

In an instant, precious light shone everywhere. The Kunlun Sword, the Qingfeng Sword, the Magic Mirror, the Mountain-driving Whip, the Monster-binding Rope, the Demon-slaying Sword, the Xionglong Sword, the Treasure Carving Bow, the Phoenix Feather Arrow, the Mountain-splitting Axe, the Silver Bullet and Golden Bow, the Tai'a Sword, the Sun-saving Bow, the Moon-shooting Arrow, and countless magical treasures were hidden in the Qiankun Bag.

Yang Jian also summoned the blade for slaying demons and monsters, the beast that howled at the moon, and the map of mountains, rivers, and the country, and put them into the Qiankun bag.

Woban, Yagami Light, Gabriel, Drake, and Matou Shinji were almost dumbfounded. These nearly twenty magic weapons, just looking at the precious light, you can tell that they are definitely not treasures that ordinary people can get. Even most immortals and gods probably don't have so many treasures.

Yang Jian ignored the gazes of the crowd. After locking the Qiankun bag with his divine sense, he threw the Qiankun bag into the river.

"Young Yang Jian, did you drop this gold Qiankun bag, this silver Qiankun bag, or this ordinary Qiankun bag?"

The river god emerged from the water, raised three Qiankun bags and asked with a smile.

"Ordinary."

Yang Jian stretched out his hand and controlled his magic power to roll all three Qiankun bags back.

"Uh...well, you're being honest."

The river god, who had not yet finished his lines, could only shrink back into the river dejectedly.

Yang Jian checked the Qiankun bag and found that the magic weapons in the gold and silver Qiankun bags were all genuine, and were no different from his own batch of magic weapons.

Although he had already seen Woban's demonstration, Yang Jian was still surprised. It was unbelievable that a small river god could have such a skill that only a celestial being could have.