I am the disaster of Saiki K.

I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Author: Toy car

Summary:

"It seems that super powers have caused Qi Shen a lot of trouble. I hope I won't suddenly disappear from this world one day."

[Why don't you just hold back a little bit!!!]

"hey-hey"(???)

Volume One

Chapter 1 The transfer student saw God

"Hey, have you heard? There's a new transfer student in our class."

"I know, I heard he's a handsome guy from China." The students in Class 3, Grade 2 of PK Academy were discussing intensely.

"Oh my, is it that time again?"

[I really want to say this, but it’s only the first semester. ]

. . . . . .

Anle always felt that the world he traveled to was very strange. Everything was normal when he was young, but he didn't know when the world became strange.

One day, people's hair color changed. It became colorful, including red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, etc. Anle even thought that he had traveled to some Mary Sue world again.

Also, minor injuries can heal quickly and automatically. Clothes can be easily torn, but even if they are torn, private parts will not be exposed. People who look thin and weak at ordinary times have great strength, and can make people faint with just a knock, etc.

"I transferred to another school in Japan this time." An Le, still with black hair and black eyes, stood outside the door of Class 3, Grade 2 of PK Academy with a stern face, waiting.

"Okay, let me introduce the transfer student to everyone. Come in." The teacher gestured to Anle who was outside the door.

Seeing this, Anle took a deep breath, a gentle smile appeared on his handsome face, and he walked a few steps to the blackboard and wrote his name on it.

"Hello everyone, my name is Anle, I just transferred from China..." Anle introduced himself to his new classmates while writing. As Anle finished writing his name and focused all his attention on his classmates, especially when he saw the person with pink hair and green glasses, his expression suddenly froze.

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"He's so tall, he must be over 1.8 meters tall. In that case, he would be the tallest person in our class." Passersby in the classroom whispered.

[Mingming Rantang is 1.9 meters tall]

The excited students in the classroom did not notice Anle's sudden change. They just thought he had finished speaking and started asking him questions out of curiosity.

"Anle, do you have a girlfriend?" (☆▽☆) This is Yumehara Chiyu with shining eyes.

"Student Anle must be very good at sports since he is so tall. Let's have a competition if there is a chance." This is what Huilu Chuzhi said with his blood boiling.

"Transfer student. Look, this is a new transfer student." Ran Tang, with an idiotic look on his face, patted Ya Lian's shoulder and said.

"Don't tell me I transferred schools anymore, Ran Tang. I've already transferred schools for a long time." Higashi Suayaren shouted at Ran Tang in dissatisfaction.

Because of the students' questions, Anle, who had been staring at Saiki Kusuo from the beginning, finally responded. After perfunctorily answering the questions, he sat down in his seat as arranged by the teacher. Well, the standard back row window seat.

After sitting down, Anle fell into deep thought. He finally understood why the world became strange, and suddenly realized that it was abnormal that he changed schools every year and was always in the second grade. (It seems that I can be somewhat immune to Qi Shen's hypnosis, but the time ability still affects me.)

[Hey, if I were the protagonist, the name of this chapter should be "Annoying! Another super bad transfer student." 】

Saiki Kusuo's voice rang in Anle's mind.

[A time traveler? Because his soul comes from another world, he is resistant to hypnosis. I see.]

(Oh my, Mr. Saiki, you have caused me so much trouble over the years.) Anle was not surprised. Saiki Kusuo had the ability of telepathy. When he saw Saiki Kusuo, he knew that these little secrets of his could not be hidden from Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo, a man who can basically be equated with God in this world, possesses telepathy, instant teleportation, perspective, clairvoyance, telekinesis, time travel and many other superpowers that others can't think of. There is nothing he can't do.

(He is truly the happiest man in the world, born with everything) Anle couldn’t help but think to himself.

[Yeah, it would be nice if super powers were really that convenient. ]

. . . . . .

After class, a group of girls from Class 3 surrounded Anle.

"Student Anle, why did you transfer here from China?"╰(*°▽°*)╯Yumehara Zhiyu asked Anle curiously.

"For this or that reason." Anle answered with a smile. After all, before seeing Saiki Kusuo completely overcome his cognitive impairment, he always thought that transferring schools was a normal thing. (I can't say it's because Saiki Kusuo has been retracing the time of Earth.)

[I will kill you before you say it.] Saiki Kusuo's threatening words echoed in Anle's mind.

"Hello, Anle-san. Are you adapting well in Neon? I'm Teruhashi Kokomi. Please take care of me in the future."

"Oh, Teruhashi-san, please take care of me in the future." Anle looked at the beautiful girl in front of him with blue hair and a soft glow all over his body, and he unconsciously made an "oh" sound.

[You can't resist it? You know her true nature very well.] Saiki said, and conveyed Teruhashi Kokomi's thoughts to Anle. (I got the foreigner's "Oh!". As expected, no matter which country people are from, I can't resist the charm of this perfect beautiful girl.)

(As expected of the daughter of God and the woman of all gods? I was prepared, but I still exclaimed.)

[What do you mean by my woman? I'm obviously not interested in Tsukiya-san.] Saiki Kusuo retorted

(Just lie to your brothers, but don't lie to yourself, Qi Shen. In my previous life, I was a firm Qi Zhao party. I will support your relationship.) Anle used to be more calm, otherwise he wouldn't have kept a straight face before entering the classroom. But after meeting Saiki Kusuo and understanding the truth of the world, Anle felt as if he had taken off some burdens. Now Anle dares to joke even with God.

[It seems I have to clear your extra memory to prevent you from causing trouble. ]

Faced with Saiki K.'s threat, Anle had no choice but to give in and promised Saiki K. that he would never act rashly.

While Anle was communicating with Qi Mu through telepathy, he did not forget to deal with the little girls who were curious about him.

"Student Anle, do you have a girlfriend now?" (*/ω＼*) Meng Yuanzhiyu's true intentions were revealed. She was more concerned about Anle's emotional state than the reason why Anle transferred schools.

(Your map of Yan State is really short.) Anle thought, based on his understanding of Meng Yuan, if he answered no, she would definitely remember him, so Anle decided to tell a little lie.

"No, but I already had someone I liked in my previous school."

"Oh~ what a pity. No, why does Anle want to transfer schools when he already has someone he likes?" w(?Д?)w Mengyuan Zhiyu showed a regretful expression at first, but immediately felt that this was not right, and immediately asked Anle.

"She is too perfect. All the boys in the school like her. Any man, as long as he takes a look at her, will fall at her feet. She and I have been childhood sweethearts and we like each other, but I know I am not worthy of her, so I left that sad place, but I will never forget her. For her, I will not date anyone now." Anle covered his face with his hands as if he was crying, but Saiki Kusuo knew that Anle was just hiding his uncontrollable smile.

"No wonder Anle didn't want to answer why he wanted to transfer schools?" the surrounding girls whispered.

"I'm sorry, Anle, I shouldn't have asked you about your sad story." Σ(っ°Д °;)っYumehara Chiyu stepped forward to comfort him.

"Student Anle, what's the name of your childhood sweetheart?" another girl who was not worldly-wise asked.

Anle slowly put down his hands and answered with the emotions he had prepared long ago:

"Tomie Kawakami."

Click~~~At this moment Anle felt that the world had undergone a subtle change again.

[Yeah, should I clear your extra memories? ]

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Chapter 2 The Transmigrator's Abilities Begin to Emerge

"What a cocky guy! That new kid is obviously a transfer student, but he has a handsome face, so why are so many girls surrounding him? Saiki, let's go and teach him a lesson together." Hirotani Sualen, with purple hair parted in the middle and wearing black square-framed glasses, clenched her fists.

[It's because your face is too fierce.]

"Yo aibo, Ramen Ikko thief." Rendou Riki, who had a strange hairstyle and a butt chin, greeted Saiki.

[Ran Tang is stupid and disgusting. 】

"Don't say that, Higashi Su, you are all transfer students and you should get along well with each other." The red-haired Hui Lu Chuzhi patted Higashi Su Aren's shoulder to calm the latter.

[I think Hui Lu's personality is too centrally controlled. 】

"Qi Mu, do you think Anle is an undercover agent sent to our class by Dark Reunion?" Kaito Shun, who had light blue hair and red bandages on his hands, looked at Anle warily and said.

[He is much more troublesome than Dark Reunion. ]

Unlike Anle's side, Qi Mu's side is usually surrounded by a group of ♂.

Under the gaze of Qi Mu and his gang, An Le stood up from among the girls, said goodbye to them and walked towards them.

[The new troublemaker may be the most troublesome one so far. ]

"Hey, hey~~ He seems to be coming towards us. Is he here to provoke us? This kid." Higashi Suyaren is already rubbing his hands and is ready for a fight.

[Don’t you still want to hide your former bad identity?]

Anle quickly came to them and greeted them cheerfully: "Hello, can I be your friend? Especially you, Mr. Kugoya Su. I heard that you are also a transfer student. Maybe we have a lot in common." As Qi Mu expected, this guy came to cause trouble.

The situation was different from what she had expected, and Higashi Sualen was a little at a loss: "No, no, as a senior who transferred to the school, I will take good care of you."

"Oh, I wonder when Higashi Su transferred here?" Although Anle was speaking to Higashi Su Aren, he gave Saiki a triumphant smile.

【You bastard. 】

"Hehe~~ I transferred here in the second semester of the second year." Higashi Sualen replied proudly.

"Oh! I am obviously the first..." Before Anle could finish his words, Qi Mu suddenly stood up and stared at Anle with a dark face.

"I am so lucky to meet such an outstanding person like Kugoya Su-san when I transferred to this school for the first time." Anle immediately changed his words and said that it would be enough to tease Qi Mu. If Qi Mu was angered, he could really delete his memory.

"It's not as good as you said. Hey~ Qi Mu, did you get up suddenly to go to the bathroom?"

[You, watch your words. ]

Because Qi Mu could read minds, he already knew that An Le was actually making fun of him.

(Does it matter? With you here, they won’t realize it.)

While dealing with Qi Mu in his mind, Anle did not forget to greet other people.

"Student Anle, you look like you are good at sports. Do you want to join the tennis club?" Hui Lu said to Anle enthusiastically.

"Mr. Huilu, don't look at me like this, I'm actually not good at sports." Anle was of course lying. (Being targeted by Huilu is a troublesome thing, so let him continue to focus on Randou and Saiki.)

[You also know that it is annoying to cause trouble to others. ]

"It's okay, Anle. I can help you with sports in the future." Hai Teng was a little happy to hear that Anle was not good at sports. He was not good at sports either.

"Really? Thank you so much, Haiten-san."

(I feel like I can become good friends with Anle-san.) Kaito thought.

[You don't really believe this, do you? No matter how bad he is at sports, he should still be better than you.]

"And your classmate Ran Tang, I always feel that you look familiar? Especially your chin, it reminds me of someone named Pi..."

[Shut up, that family has a different style from us, so it’s better not to let them appear. ]

Anle stopped talking at the right time. He was just confirming one thing with Qi Mu. The change he felt when he said the name Kawakami Tomie seemed to be real.

Ran Tang touched his butt and looked at An Le carefully. "Oh~ Newcomer, although I feel you are a little strange, you don't look like a bad person. Well, newcomer, let's go eat ramen together after school."

As Ran Tang finished speaking, he had already put his arm around An Le's shoulders.

"Student Qimu, I have something I want to talk to you about alone. Can you come out for a moment?" Anle smiled and broke free from Ran Tang's arm and said to Qimu.

Kusuo Saiki nodded and followed Anle out of the classroom. They really needed to talk alone, as this new troublemaker had caused quite a bit of trouble.

"Strange, this should be the first time that Qi Mu and An Le meet. What could they possibly want to talk about alone?" said Higashi Suaren, touching his chin.

"Yeah, it's very mysterious." Hai Tengshun also said, touching his chin.

"Hey~ Transfer student, and shorty, stop touching my chin."

. . . . . .

"Can you see it with your clairvoyance? Tomie is a troublesome woman, we should find her as soon as possible." Anle said excitedly to Saiki Kusuo on the rooftop of the PK Academy. He could feel that because of the influence of his newly awakened superpowers, there really was an individual named Kawakami Tomie appearing in this world.

[This is really an ability that is designed to cause disasters for me. ]

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Chapter 3: Gathering the PK Academy Superpower Group

"It's okay, it's okay. Now Tomie is just an ordinary high school girl." Anle said to Saiki who was sitting in front of him while sitting in the Magic Cafe.

It is now time to go home from school. Tomie's problem has been solved. Although it is said to be solved, Anle and Saiki only found Tomie and secretly observed her for a while. Tomie is currently just an ordinary female high school student with a bad personality, and she is not the evil ghost with demonic charm and terrifying regeneration ability in Anle's memory.