I am the disaster of Saiki K.

The few of them walked into the house in a familiar manner. As they walked, Hirotani Su tapped on Nendo's shoulder, ruthlessly shattering Nendo's fantasy of eating a lot of ramen.

"why is it like this……"

Ran Tang bent forward in frustration, and the entire background fell into darkness.

[Is it really that disappointing? ]

"Well, now that the Golden Gate is open, we should offer tribute to the gatekeeper in order to obtain a place to go to Utopia."

Of course they wouldn't come to the party empty-handed. Out of courtesy they all brought gifts. What Kaito meant was that he planned to take out all the gifts and give them to Saiki first.

"Qi Mu, you must be looking forward to what we brought. It will definitely surprise you."

[I don’t expect anything, and I don’t need any surprises.]

"Ding ding ding ding~ This is the complete hand gesture code I specially prepared for the allies. Once you learn it, Qi Mu, we can rely on hand gestures to communicate secretly in the future."

[Telepathy can do it, there is no need for this kind of thing. 】

"I was originally going to buy coffee jelly, but I feel that this secret oath between allies is more ceremonial."

【Please give me back the coffee jelly. 】

Kaito was quite pleased with his gift and proudly placed the complete collection of codes in Saiki's hand.

Qi Mu simply flipped through it.

Zichou Yin Mao Chen Siwu Wu Shen Youxuhai...

[Isn't this a ninja's hand seal? ]

[Be careful, Masashi Kishimoto will ask you for copyright fees! ]

"It's mine next. I searched my house but couldn't find any decent gifts. So I'll just give my treasured battle suit to you, Saiki."

Higashi Sualen took out a bloodstained, tattered long windbreaker and was about to put it in Saiki's hand. However, from his slow movements, it can be seen that he was reluctant to part with this piece of clothing that had been with him for so long.

【Can I not have it? 】

"Take it away, Qi Mu. It's time for me to let go of the past completely."

Higashi Sualen trembled, resisting the urge to take the gift back.

[Forget it, I'll just take it first and find a chance to destroy it later. ]

Qi Mu sighed and took the thing from Higashi Sualen's hand.

"Haha, it's finally my turn. This is the beetle I just caught this morning. Take it, buddy."

【Take your bugs and get out! 】

Although he was mentally prepared, when he saw the bug in Ran Tang's hand, Qi Mu still quickly retreated from the corridor to the living room like a conditioned reflex, staying away from Ran Tang and the bug.

"Qi Mu, why did you come back so early? I heard the voices of Ran Tang and the others. Where are they?"

Qi Mu's actions attracted the attention of Anle, who was drinking at the bar, and he asked Qi Mu curiously.

Without any reply from Saiki, Kaito, who was following behind Saiki, also walked into the living room of Saiki's house.

"Don't worry, Qi Mu. Ya Lian has thrown the beetle outside."

Following him, Kugoya Su and Nedo also walked into the living room. After making sure that they did not bring any bugs in, Saiki breathed a sigh of relief and casually placed the gifts from Kaito and Kugoya Su on the bar.

"Hahaha, buddy is still so afraid of bugs."

Ran Tang held his stomach and laughed.

[Next time I will change all the ingredients in your ramen, and I'll see if you can still smile! ]

"Did you guys arrange all this, Qi Mu? You're really amazing."

Kuroya Su sighed as he looked at the layout of the living room.

[Most of them were prepared by Anle.]

Qi Mu didn't want to take credit for it. After all, apart from providing the venue, he really didn't help in any other way.

"As expected of Ale, this is exactly my ideal utopia."

Kaito ran to the arcade machine and looked at the screen where Anzi was playing Street Fighter, and became eager to try it out.

"Kyoko, let's play a game. I'll show you how powerful the king of fighting games, Black Wings, is."

Kaito had met Anzi many times before, so the two were fairly familiar with each other.

"No problem, Brother Hai Teng. I'm still a novice, so you have to be tolerant of me."

When Kyoko saw that Kaito wanted to play with her, she immediately agreed.

"Haha, don't cry if you lose, Xingzi."

Kaito became even more excited when he heard that Anzi was still a novice. He smiled and walked to another machine, turned on the connection and joined the battle.

ten minutes later.

"Wow~ Why did I lose ten games in a row?!"

[As expected, you were the one who was beaten and cried? 】

"No, no, it must be because the damage of modern mode is lower than that of classic mode. I want to switch to classic mode and try again!"

[You haven't even played Street Fighter Modern Mode, so you'll only lose more miserably in Classic. 】

"Then come on."

Of course, Kyoko wouldn't object to having a newbie to bully. She was indeed a novice in Street Fighter, but she was more than capable of defeating Kaito.

Putting aside Kaito, the “death” of fighting games who will soon suffer his 100th losing streak, let’s take a look at the others.

During the time when Kaito was losing streak, other people came to Saiki's house one after another with gifts.

"I was inconsiderate and forgot to prepare boxes for the gifts. These things will just have to be piled up here for now."

Anle took the gift that Qi Mu received. He didn't prepare any gifts himself, so he forgot that his friends would bring gifts. So he could only find a place to put the gifts randomly. As the number of things increased, the living room inevitably felt a little crowded.

"Really Qi Mu, it would be great if you agreed to let us tear down the wall, then we can have a bigger place to put our things."

Anle complained to Qi Mu, unhappy that Qi Mu had interfered with his party plans.

【Don’t even think about it! 】

The gifts were put together, and Anle found a piece of paper and wrote the location where the gifts were to be kept and pasted it on the wall. From then on, when someone came again, Qi Mu wouldn't have to collect them one by one.

【Are you ready? 】

[Okay, I'm going to go back and eat the coffee jelly. Now only Xiao Lizi is competing with me for it. ]

[Otherwise, when Muliang arrives, I will just have to eat air. ]

"I've already taken care of it, Meru-san, so don't worry about me, Saiki."

Anle waved at Qi Mu, trying to make him feel at ease.

【! ! ! 】

[You killed Mura-san... Oh, I just prepared some noodles for him! ]

【That’s okay. 】

"As long as she eats slowly, there will be enough for her to eat from the beginning to the end of the party."

Anle is very confident about this, as the reproduction of lines and surfaces is a setting recognized by the Internet.

【Don't add any weird settings. 】

Chapter 168: Parties are meant to be noisy

"Kita, Kita..."

"Xiao Ming, there are so many bananas here..."

"Sakamoto, why are you still wearing black today?"

"Anyone want a love fortune telling?"

"Doctor, don't run around!"

……

[This is too noisy...]

[I'd better find a chance to hide in space for a while. ]

【After eating this coffee jelly. 】

The party hasn't even started yet, but Qi Mu is already thinking about where to find some quiet time.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, Saiki-san and everyone else."

Teruhashi Shinmi walked into the living room of the Saiki family and greeted the people who had already arrived.

"Oh huh, Teruhashi-san."

Everyone responded in unison.

[Luckily that classmate didn't come, otherwise he would have fainted again. ]

Today, Teruhashi Shinmi was obviously dressed up carefully. She wore a pink off-shoulder opaque short shirt with a dotted star pattern on the upper body, and a pure white short skirt on the lower body, which highlighted her pure temperament. The slender sea-blue hair was draped over her smooth shoulders as usual, but it could not completely cover up Teruhashi Shinmi's delicate features and snow-white skin. There was no trace of makeup on her perfect face, and she smiled slightly at Saiki.

Walking into the living room with Teruhashi Kokomi were her best friends Yumehara Chiyu and Rishida Ima.

"Now that Teruhashi-san is here, let's officially start the party!"

Anle raised his drink glass and shouted cheers with everyone. The weekend party at Qimu's house officially began.

"You didn't introduce me at all! I came here dressed up carefully!"

Meng Yuan Zhiyu, who was ignored by the author, looked up at the ceiling in dissatisfaction and shouted.

"Get used to it, just get used to it, Mengyuan-senpai."

Li Butian Yiwu could only reach out and pat Mengyuan Zhiyu on the back to comfort her.

Ributa Ima was wearing casual clothes today, and the short-sleeved shirt and shorts highlighted her energetic side... 100 words of appearance description omitted here.

"Biased! Why is the author still so biased after changing to another one? I won't accept it!"

If Teruhashi Shinmi was treated specially, Yumehara Chiyo could still tolerate it because she had long been accustomed to it.

The fact that the three people in her group deliberately didn't introduce her to the difficulties was enough to make her furious.

[Go and beat that guy up. I support you.]

"It's Yumehara-san, you're here. I heard your voice right away."

"It's Master Kaito!"

Yumehara Chiyu, who was furious just now, immediately became a lady. Because the effect of Saiki's hypnosis last time was too significant, Yumehara Chiyu still hasn't changed the way she calls Kaito.

This is probably Stockholm syndrome.

"That's right, I am the king of fighting games, Lord Kaito." Kaito proudly and shamelessly accepted the title from Yumehara Chiyu.

Under normal circumstances, Kaito would have blushed because of the way Mengyuan Zhiyu addressed him, but today he was obviously too happy and lost himself in the process.

[I don't know what the guy who just kept crying and cheating after losing so many games has to be proud of. ]

"Master Kaito is amazing!"

There were stars in Mengyuan Zhiyu's eyes and her saliva almost dripped onto the ground.

[Yeah, yeah, it would be better to find an opportunity to treat Yumehara-san. 】

"Hehe, do you want to experience my powerful skills for yourself, Yumehara-san?"

[You just want to find a game opponent weaker than you, despicable Kaito. ]

Kaito, who was so absorbed in his thoughts, waved to Mengyuan. Mengyuan Zhiyu, who suffered from Stockholm syndrome, would of course not refuse. She moved closer to Kaito and almost leaned into his arms.

"Master Kaito..."