I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Eh? Really?"

Kita Ikuyo looked at Goto Ichiri with surprise as he raised his hand. She really couldn't imagine how Goto Ichiri, who was socially phobic, joined the group.

"You're not imagining this, Pochi-chan."

"No, I'll prove it to you."

Goto Ichiri showed the mobile phone interface to the other three people, and there were actually many chat groups listed in her chat software.

"But why are there no information prompts in so many groups?"

Xiao Lizi was surprised at first, and then he immediately found the blind spot. The group members were all water monsters at the absolute ability level. Even if Goto Ichiri blocked all information prompts, the chat group interface should still display information prompts.

"That's because... that's because..."

Goto Ichiri stammered, not knowing how to explain.

"Just click and take a look."

Kita Ikuyo didn't care about all that and just reached out and opened a group chat.

"There's no one else except Little Pochi!"

Kita Ikuyo was surprised to discover the truth.

At this time they also noticed the name of this chat group.

{Goto Ichiri Fan Club}

"This is prepared for your future fame..." Goto Ichiri's voice became smaller and smaller as she explained until her voice could no longer be heard.

"There are other things here, let's take a look, there must be a normal group chat."

{Goto Ichiri Band Support Club}

{Guitar Fans}

……

As expected, Goto Ichiri is the only member in all the groups.

"Little Pochi..."

[It's somewhat sad.]

Chapter 174 Pay attention when opening gifts

"Qi Mu, is it time to open the presents?"

Anle touched his chin, looked at the gifts given to Qimu by others piled in the corner, and made a proposal to Qimu.

[Do you think this is a birthday celebration? ]

"Okay, okay, let's see what kind of tribute the heroes have presented to the gatekeeper."

Kaito Shun immediately became interested when he heard Anle's proposal.

[You haven't forgotten this second-year setting. 】

"Hehe, no matter what the tribute is, it is definitely not as valuable as mine. It is a contract of eternal alliance with the gatekeeper."

Kaito was confident in his gift.

【Let me refuse! 】

"That's not a good idea. Everyone is still here. It would be bad if someone's gift was laughed at."

Higashi Sualen raised objections.

"Yeah, come to think of it, I would be very sad if the gift I gave was laughed at."

After Anle heard what Xu Yalian said, he thought about it carefully and felt that what he said made sense, so he did not insist any more.

[You didn't even bring any gifts, how dare you say that? ]

Although the goblins gave up on opening the presents now, they did remind Saiki that he should really check the pile of presents.

It's not to confirm whether the gift is expensive or not, but to prevent these unreliable guys from sending something outrageous.

【Let’s use perspective to see it first. 】

Qi Mu shifted his gaze to the pile of gifts.

[An empty pine cone? ]

[This should be a gift from Muliang. Can't even afford hazelnuts this year? ]

Saiki is concerned about Chisato Mera's financial situation.

[Dumbbells, very gray-style. ]

[Saito is just like Fukuzawa Yukichi in a suitcase, which is probably enough to buy a guy like Nendo as a younger brother. ]

[Piggy bank? This can't be Goto-san's dowry, I should find a chance to return it to her.]

[What's up with this box of Okamoto? Throw it away before anyone sees it.]

[Along with this pile of pornographic books and adult toys. ]

[Don't these guys in the student union feel ashamed? ]

[Banana, it's obvious that it was given by Hanabata-san. ]

……

Looking at the pile of normal or abnormal gifts, Qi Mu couldn't help but sigh.

[Hey hey hey, why is there no coffee jelly? 】

"Qi Mu, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so bad? Are you having a stomachache again?"

Kaito Shun noticed Saiki's strange expression and couldn't help but stepped forward to pat Saiki's shoulder and asked about his physical condition.

Faced with Kaito Shun's concern, Saiki could only shake his head to indicate that he was fine.

"I know! My buddy must be trying to know what those gifts are, that's why he's so depressed."

Ran Tang expressed his opinion.

"I've been paying attention. My buddy has been looking at the gifts. That's definitely the case."

Ran Tang touched his butt and chin and made a very confident judgment.

[Can you please stop focusing on me all the time? It's really disgusting. ]

"I didn't expect Saiki to be so Kaito-like."

[Kaito is not an adjective. ]

Higashi Sualen came to the pile of gifts, picked up one at random and handed it to Qi Mu.

"This is a gift for Saiki after all. If you want to open it, there is no reason for us to stop you."

Higashi Sualen rubbed her nose with her fingers.

"That's right, Saiki, please open it and let us see what's inside."

Anle had been curious for a long time. Based on his understanding of these little fairies, this pile of gifts must be full of fun. If it is full of fun, how can he not open it in public?

"Everyone, Saiki is going to start opening presents, come and watch if you're interested."

Anle turned around and loudly announced to everyone at the party that Qi Mu was going to open his presents.

Before long, a large group of people gathered around Qi Mu, looking at him with anticipation. It was obvious that they were also very interested in opening gifts.

[Yeah, yeah, one day I'm going to sew your damn mouth shut. ]

Qi Mu sighed. Things had come to this point. In order to maintain the image of an ordinary high school student, Qi Mu certainly had no way of resisting everyone's expectations.

[If I refuse here, I will probably be accused of not knowing how to read the air. ]

[The favorability will also drop to around 20. 】

Favorability 20: The degree to which the girl sitting next to you will scream when you change seats.

[Open the normal gifts first, and then get rid of the bad gifts when people lose interest and their attention is distracted.]

Qi Mu has made a good plan. I believe that under Qi Mu's plan, he will be able to get through this difficult time safely.

[Let’s start with Muliang-san’s. 】

Qi Mu squatted down and was about to take the pine cone that Muliang Qianli gave him.

"Qi Mu, don't be anxious. Just take down the one in your hand first."

Anle patted Saiki's arm, reminding him of the gift he was holding, which was casually handed to him by Higashi Sualen just now.

[Did Kuroya choose it? 】

Qi Muguang was thinking about the plan in his mind and didn't have time to see what Higashi Suaren gave him.

[There aren't many bad gifts, so my luck shouldn't be that bad. ]

Qi Mu lowered his head and looked into his hands.

[As expected, it’s just a box of fruit-flavored Okamoto balloons…]

It looks like Saiki got one of the big prizes right off the bat.

[If this is taken down in public, the company will definitely be killed. ]

[It seems that I can only use my ability. 】

In full view of everyone, Qi Mu opened the package of fruit-flavored balloons in his hand.

"Ah! It's just some change. That's a bit too casual."

Anle disappointedly helped Qi Mu put away the box of change.

【It’s better than social death. 】

The accident was easily resolved by Qi Mu, who opened the gifts step by step.

The process went very smoothly. Qi Mu replaced the pornographic books and adult toys silently. Although it might make the person who gave the gifts feel strange, it was better than taking these things out in public.

……

Shops by the sea.

"Thank you for your purchase. The total is xxx yen."

The beautiful cashier smiled and waited for Saiki Kuniharu to pay.

"Okay for you."

Saiki Kuniharu took out some change and prepared to pay the bill.

But the change turned into fruit-flavored balloons right before his eyes.

"Sir, this is sexual harassment. Please take it back immediately, or I will call the police."

"Ah! This is a misunderstanding!"

"How could you do this, father?"

"This is a misunderstanding. Please listen to my explanation, mother!"

During the excited explanation, the bag in Saiki Kuniharu's hand accidentally fell to the ground, and the pornographic books and adult toys were scattered all over the floor in the bag which originally contained only sundries.

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"Moshimoshi, is this the police station? I have a pervert here, please come as soon as possible."

I have a fever all day and a headache that makes me not want to think at all. I will take a day off today.

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