I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Yeah, you are addicted to role-playing, right? 】

Chapter 25 The battle continues↑~~↓

at night.

Let’s shift our attention to the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2 for now.

The few remaining girls in the classroom had already set up their small tents and started their night chat.

"I didn't expect that you would agree to such a request, Xiao Xinmei?" Yumehara Chiyu lay in the sleeping bag prepared in advance and chatted with Teruhashi Xinmei who was lying beside her.

"When Anle and Huilu came to me, I was also hesitant about whether to agree, but we did very poorly in the exam, so I agreed because I thought I could help everyone improve their grades." Teruhashi Xinmei tilted her head in embarrassment. (Actually, it was mainly for Saiki.)

"But Xiaoxinmei, your charm is really unfair. Those stupid boys actually studied hard in school for a whole day. They don't know that Xiaoxinmei, you already have..." Mengyuan Zhiyu didn't finish his words, after all, there were other people in the tent.

"No, Zhiyu is also a very cute girl." Although Teruhashi Shinmi really thinks that she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she will not admit it.

"Minano, you look like you're worried about something. What are you thinking about? Are you thinking about a boy?" Teruhashi Shinmi turned the topic to Minano, who was lying on her side and didn't say a word even though she wasn't asleep.

"No, no, I'm just worried about the doctor. I don't know if the doctor slept well." Dongyun Mingno was startled when she was suddenly asked.

"Yes, Xiao Mingnai is the only one at home now. Is it okay? Won't she be scared if she's alone?" Meng Yuan Zhiyu interrupted.

"It should be okay with Mr. Sakamoto accompanying me, right?" Tounome Nano's tone was full of uncertainty.

[I played with Mr. Sakamoto using a cat toy with Anzi from next door for half the night and fell asleep out of exhaustion. ]

[Well, Mr. Sakamoto is still very majestic today. ]

She might have been too worried, and actually told Meng Yuan Zhiyu the name of a strange man.

"Mr. Sakamoto!? Who is that? He actually lives in Nanano's house, it can't be..." Yumehara Chiyu's voice suddenly rose an octave.

The last time they went to Tounome Nano's house, Tounome Nano asked Mr. Sakamoto to leave, so Yumehara Chiyu and the others didn't know that Tounome Nano had a black cat at home.

"Mr. Sakamoto was picked up by the doctor." Tounome Mingno ignored this point.

"Picking it up?" This time, Yumehara Chiyu and Teruhashi Kokomi said in unison.

"Yes, I remember it was raining that day. After the doctor picked him up, we named him Sakamoto." Tounome Nano recalled, completely unaware that her words were full of ambiguity.

"A new name? Did you lose your memory?" Teruhashi Shinmi's tone has completely become like that of a dream.

[I've been wanting to say this for a long time, Yumehara-san is pretty scary too, his love-brained mind can actually assimilate a perfect beautiful girl. ]

"A beautiful high school girl picked up a homeless boy with amnesia." Yumehara Chiyu's face was excited. After all, this was the dream love opening she had always been pursuing.

"What happened next? Did anything happen?" Meng Yuan Zhiyu's eyes lit up, she couldn't wait to hear how the story would develop next.

"It's nothing, I just took him in normally." Dongyun Mingno replied calmly.

"Isn't there any inconvenience in keeping a man at home?" Teruhashi Shinmi asked in confusion.

"If there's anything inconvenient, it's probably because Mr. Sakamoto never sleeps well at night and always likes to move around." Shinonome Nano didn't notice the word "male" and missed the opportunity to explain. After all, Mr. Sakamoto's voice does sound like a "reliable adult male."

【After all, cats are nocturnal animals. 】

"What, Nanano is sleeping with Mr. Sakamoto?"

Teruhashi Kokomi's tone was full of surprise.

"Yeah, sometimes it makes so much noise that I can't even rest properly." Dongyun Mingno said these fierce words with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Xiao Mingno, you've actually already..." Teruhashi Kokomi couldn't believe it.

"I can't even take a break from all the hassles!" Meng Yuan Zhiyu screamed.

At this moment, Yumehara Chiyu and Teruhashi Kokomi's faces were flushed with shame, and a lot of steam was coming out of their heads.

[Hey, so you guys are also steam princesses? ]

Teruhashi and the other two were completely unable to look directly at Tounome Nano, but as Tounome Nano's friends, they still decided to persuade her.

The two looked at each other and nodded. Mengyuan Zhiyu spoke first: "Xiao Mingnai, although this kind of thing makes me envious..." Mengyuan Zhiyu almost said what was in his heart and quickly changed his words.

[You are really envious. 】

"You should think this kind of thing over carefully. If you hand yourself over easily, he will definitely not be satisfied. He will only want more in the future." Mengyuan Zhiyu grabbed Dongyun Mingno's hand and stared into her eyes with a serious expression, obviously worried about her.

"Yes, Xiao Mingno, when you can't satisfy him in the future, he might leave you." Teruhashi Kokomi also echoed.

"No, Mr. Sakamoto is quite easy to satisfy. Just give him milk." Dongyun Mingno smiled innocently and patted Yumehara Chiyu's hand.

"milk!?"

"!?"

"Is it that kind of milk?" Yumehara Chiyu and Teruhashi Kokomi looked at Tounome Nano's chest.

[Yeah, it's a childcare robot after all, so if it can pour tea from its arms, it doesn't seem to be a problem if it can pour milk from somewhere else.]

[I'm talking about the milk sold in supermarkets, so don't let your imagination run wild.]

"The level is too high. Is this something that innocent girls like us should know?" Mengyuan Zhiyu was so shocked (and envious) that her soul had already floated out of her mouth.

"Even so, Xiao Mingno, you should be more cautious and don't be fooled by him. A homeless person with amnesia is suspicious no matter how you look at him. He might suddenly regain his memory and leave you one day."

Teruhashi Kokomi still made it clear. After all, caring about friends is what a perfect girl should do.

"People? What are you talking about, Teruhashi? Mr. Sakamoto is just a black cat. You should have seen..." At this time, Tounome Mingno remembered that his classmates had never seen the black cat in her family.

"So it's a cat? It really is a cat." Meng Yuanzhiyu, who had been in a trance, recovered, but judging from the tone of his voice...

【Why do you seem so disappointed? 】

"It's your cat, Mino. I said Mino wouldn't be that kind of person." Teruhashi Shinmi breathed a sigh of relief.

Even the somewhat innocent Dongyun Mingno realized the problem with their previous conversation. Her face was flushed, steam continued to spew out of her ears, and the temperature in the temporary tent rose several degrees.

The three of them looked at each other awkwardly, said nothing, and lay back in their sleeping bags in silence, pretending to be asleep.

[Yeah, there won't be three more bedrooms and a living room in the classroom tomorrow, right?]

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

Chapter 26: There is never a true winner in war

What a long night.

In the PK Academy teaching building, in a dark classroom.

"Ha~~~Why does it feel like the tense atmosphere is gone?" Kaito Shun scratched his head, yawned, and asked in confusion.

"Maybe it's because the author went to update a chapter of a side story." Anle waved his hand indifferently.

[Oh my, this is not something that can be said lightly. ]

"Why is there no sound outside? Why don't we go out and take a look?" Higashi Suyaren could no longer hold back his temper. With his personality, he prefers to confront the enemy head-on. It is indeed difficult for him to hide in the dark and act as a guard.

"It's just the calm before the storm. Both sides should have cleaned up the teaching building and are preparing for the final battle." Anle sat behind a position made of tables and chairs, guessing the battle situation.

bang bang bang~~~

Suddenly, a loud noise attracted the attention of several people in the room.

"Common people on the opposite side, your merciful master will give you one last chance. If you surrender now, you can still get 100,000 yen. If you still refuse to surrender, only destruction awaits you." Cai Huya Dou Li stood behind the position made of tables and chairs in the corridor, shouting to the other side of the teaching building with a loudspeaker he found from somewhere.

"Look, isn't it time for the trash talk before the game?" Commander Anle calmed down his somewhat agitated soldiers and turned his attention back to the outside of the classroom.

Caihu Group and Xinmei Support Group have begun to confront each other on both sides of the corridor.

"Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you have money. The Xinmei Fan Club didn't lose to your money offensive last time, and it's even more impossible this time."

"You are a bunch of losers, and you still want to win a chance to date Teruhashi-san? That's wishful thinking. Saitora, you are just a loser who has been rejected by Teruhashi-san. How dare you shamelessly approach Teruhashi-san? Aren't you ashamed?" The voice of Zebei, the eighth-generation president of the Kokomi Fan Club, came from the other side of the corridor.

[Hey, are you guys already assuming this is a date? ]

"You, you commoner, how dare you say that to me, young master? Send out your entire army, I will definitely teach you a lesson tonight." Cai Huya Douli, who had obviously never been trash-talked before, was unable to win the argument and could only launch the final attack out of anger.

Caihu's army of dozens of people, relying on the desks held by the front army as shields, advanced forward, trying to quickly approach the enemy and end the battle quickly.

Of course, the Xinmei Support Group could not get what they wanted. They also relied on the desks that had fallen in the corridor or the classroom doors as cover and began to unleash their firepower.

The effect was significant. Although the paintball gun was not very powerful, the static force caused by the dense firepower network was still sufficient. Caihu's vanguard were just ordinary students who could not move forward holding their desks under the dense enemy firepower, so they could only be beaten and stopped.

"What a bunch of trash! Fight back." Cai Huya Douli cursed inwardly and had to order the soldiers to fight back on the spot.

"Bombing team, smash them hard, don't save my ammunition." The trap just now gave Caihu inspiration, and Caihu's army also prepared many "bombs" filled with paint. With the addition of the bombing team, the firepower of Xinmei's support group was slightly curbed, and the two sides fell into a stalemate.

The battle was dragged into a brutal positional war. As mentioned before, the paintball guns were not very powerful and the students' marksmanship was terrible, but the corridors of PK Academy were not too spacious either. After firing a volley of paintballs, they would always hit a few unlucky guys.

Although the students all wore goggles, even students at PK Academy had the tradition of hiding books under their clothes for protection.

[Did you learn all this from Higashino? ]

But this is a drop in the bucket compared to the dense firepower network. There will always be unlucky students who are hit by a large number of paintballs in a short period of time and fall to the ground, and both sides begin to lose personnel.

The fierce battlefield on the front attracted the full attention of both sides, and neither side noticed that danger was slowly approaching from behind.

. . . . . .

"Yeah, the fight is really intense. There are too many of them, it's simply a foul."

【Don't imitate me. 】

Xiangbu Ming was hiding behind Xinmei's support group. She had successfully avoided their raid through divination before, and now she was hiding behind them, preparing to cause them some trouble.

"It hurts to be hit by a paintball. I don't want to be targeted by them. I've had enough fun in this activity. Let's play it one last time. If it doesn't work out, I'll surrender and go back to rest." Xiang Buming dragged a table out of the narration classroom as a cover, aimed at the back of the defenseless members of the Kokomi Fan Club in front of her, and began to shoot with a paintball gun.

. . . . . .

"It's bad, President. We were attacked from behind." The captain of the execution team, Budai, anxiously reported the situation.

"What? Could it be that the people on the opposite side came in from the stairs?" President Zebei was shocked and grabbed the collar of the executive team leader Butai with both hands and asked.

"That's impossible, Captain. The door to the stairs has been locked by us from this side. It's impossible for them to penetrate from the other side. I think someone must have escaped our search before." The captain of the execution team, Budai, explained hurriedly.

President Zebei let out a long sigh.

"Why don't you send someone to eliminate this guy for me?" Zebei grabbed Budai's clothes again and yelled.

. . . . . .

Two red lights flashed behind the Caihu Army. Those were the lights in Muliang Qianli's eyes.

Chisato Meguro quietly approached the rear of the Saitama Group. She did not use a paintball gun, but slowly approached her prey. Then she covered the prey's mouth to prevent it from making any sound, and then broke the prey's neck.

【How could this happen? 】

In fact, it just gently knocks people unconscious.

Although Megumi Chisato's actions were swift and unusually quiet, the Caihu Army discovered her actions after losing several men. The soldiers of the Caihu Army immediately divided their forces to encircle and suppress her.

"Tsk, is it that greedy savage?" Caihu had seen Muliang Qianli in this form when he was in trouble, so he was not surprised.

"Hey, you guy, if you surrender to me now, I can give you one million yen. Do you understand?" Saitama Touji shouted to Megara Chisato behind him.

brush~

Even the soldiers who were besieging Mura Chisato didn't have time to react, as Mura Chisato had already flashed in front of Saitora and saluted him with a standard military salute.

[Meragari-san is so easy to deal with. 】

Although Xiangbu Ming and Muliang Qianli caused some trouble to the warring parties, they could not shake their foundation. While eliminating the crisis in the rear, both sides also prepared for the final decisive battle.

Chapter 27: Having fun is the most important thing

The corridors of PK School are usually quiet and dim at night, but today is different. The corridors are filled with harsh gunshots and fierce shouting, just like a battlefield of modern war.

The battle between the Caihu Army and the Xinmei Support Group is still going on, but the firepower of both sides is insufficient. First, the ammunition of both sides is almost exhausted, and second, more than half of the soldiers on both sides have been killed in the battle. The "corpses" of the students are lying on the floor of the corridor, and the painful cries of the wounded can be heard from time to time.