I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Don't make me sound like some fragile machine.]

In short, Saiki's body temporarily falls into dormancy, and because there is no superpower suppression device to control it, just like a baby will wet the bed unconsciously, Saiki's superpowers will be activated unconsciously, causing all kinds of strange troubles. This situation is simply called "superpower leakage".

"Hahaha~~~ Isn't this just like wetting the bed?"

[Although this is indeed the case, I still want to emphasize that this is leakage-super-energy. ]

"Huh~ Fortunately I didn't travel through time. If I really traveled to a world like this with lanterns on the ground, I would have to consider whether committing suicide would be a more decent death." Anle breathed a sigh of relief, and after taking a few seconds to calm down, his originally nervous mood relaxed.

"So what's the situation now?" Anle asked.

[It's just like that game you know, you're in a dream now.]

"You don't have to fight till the end before you can get out, do you?"

[No need, Li Zi has already put the suppressor back in, I can wake you up anytime.]

【But I think you might want to play it first. 】

"You still understand me." Anle patted his Victorian-style hunter costume, walked to the lantern, and lit it easily.

Nothing happened.

"Doesn't this have any function?" Anle curled his lips and stretched his right hand behind his buttocks. As expected, a meat saw appeared in his hand.

"The four-dimensional chrysanthemum is really powerful." Anle sighed as he looked at the weapon in his hand.

[If this wasn't four-dimensional, it would be a bit disgusting. ]

Anle pulled out the musket tied to his belt with his left hand, holding the gun in his left hand and the meat saw in his right hand, looking like a typical hunter.

"What are you waiting for? Anle will join the hunt tonight." Anle stretched out his right hand forward, pushed his left hand back, bent his knees, lowered his waist until it was almost parallel to the ground, and struck a handsome JOJO stand.

[You really like to mix and match. ]

"It's just a dream after all. I can't do this pose in real life."

Anle stood up again and came to the door of the church. He ignored the body of Dongyun Mingno which was broken into pieces and scattered on the ground in front of the door without any trace of blood, and slowly pushed the door open.

[Why don't you try to assemble it? According to the setting, Dongyun Mingno should now be considered a mechanical puppet. With a simple assembly, it can become a qualified combat force. ]

"Even if it's just a dream, please forgive me for assembling the body of my classmate and neighbor." Anle looked embarrassed.

"It's fine if it's installed correctly. If I accidentally installed the limbs on the head, I won't be able to see Mingno tomorrow."

[Ignoring the torso and attaching the limbs directly to the head is not something that can be done accidentally. ]

Ignoring Qi Mu's slander, An Le finally left the dilapidated church that had trapped him for half a chapter. To his surprise, there was someone he could communicate with waiting for him outside the door.

"You are finally here, Ah Le. Hurry up and pick up your weapons. The Dark Reunion troops who want to rule the world have entered the city. They will not wait for us. We, the Dark Wing Hunters, must fight them to the death today."

"Isn't this Hai Teng? So you are here too." Anle looked at the person who was speaking and found that it was Hai Teng.

Hai Teng was wearing the same hunter's clothes as him, but when An Le looked closely, he could find that the style of Hai Teng's clothes was slightly different.

"Isn't this what Senior Sister does? Why is Kaito positioned as the heroine in the dream?"

(If I die in a dream, I hope nothing will happen to me.) Anle looked at Hai Teng worriedly. After all, with Hai Teng's fighting ability, Anle was really worried that he might suddenly trip over a stone while walking and fall to his death.

【Have you never had a nightmare? 】

"Then I understand." Anle nodded.

"Oh, the new guy and the shorty are here."

Ran Tang's voice reached Anle and Hai Teng's ears.

The two looked in the direction of the voice and saw Ran Tang, dressed like a vampire aristocrat, appear in front of them.

"Ah! It's the weirdo Coke Baron." Hai Teng was so scared that he hid behind Anle.

[I didn’t expect that Nendo would come out wearing a ramen bowl, but a ramen bowl. 】

"Look carefully, it's Ran Tang." Anle pulled out Hai Teng, who was hiding behind him and trembling.

"Of course I saw it, I was just testing your eyesight, Ale." After confirming that it was indeed Ran Tang, Hai Teng walked out from behind Anle, but his legs were still shaking.

[At this level, Dark Reunion doesn't even need to take action, you'll scare yourself to death. 】

"Hmph, Ran Tang, I didn't expect you to come too. Were you also summoned here by the supreme will?" Hai Teng, who has returned to normal, still did not forget Fan Zhonger.

"Oh, of course that's right." Ran Tang gave an affirmative answer.

(This supreme will?)

[It’s me…]

(You can really sew.)

"Let's go then. Dark Reunion's army won't wait for us."

. . . . . .

Anle and others left the church area and walked on the street.

"So, where is the Dark Reunion army?"

Anle looked at the prosperous street. Not to mention that it was looted by dark forces, it looked like just an ordinary prosperous street in the Victorian era.

"That's not right. That's not what the Supreme Will says. Let's find someone to ask." Hai Teng was also a little confused.

Upon hearing this, Ran Tang pulled a person over from the street.

"Huh!? Do you want to fight?" A hash mark appeared on Higashi Sualen's forehead, and he swung his fist to hit the person who dared to pull him.

"What? It turns out you're a bad boy." Ran Tang casually took the punch from Kugaya Su.

"Tsk, it's you guys, why did you come back just now?"

When you see who is coming, you put down your fist.

"Alian, where are the Dark Reunion's troops?" Hai Teng was more concerned about the situation of Dark Reunion.

"Dark Reunion? Oh, Shun, you mean that group of bad guys? I chased them away as soon as they entered the street." Higashi Su waved his hand casually, as if he had done something insignificant.

[Ah, ah, Dark Reunion, who wanted to rule the world, is so weak. 】

Chapter 69: Adventure in the Funny World in Dreams

"I thought this was going to be a dark and cruel world that was about to be destroyed, but the result is still nonsense, isn't it?"

Anle and his friends were sitting in a busy tavern. Because Dark Reunion was driven away, they had nothing to do, so they could only find a busy tavern to waste time.

"Thank you very much to all the adults, especially Lord Kaito for your help. We were able to avoid being robbed by Dark Reunion." The poster girl Yumehara Chiyu came over to thank Kaito and others.

"We are the Dark Wings. We have nothing to fear from the small Dark Reunion." Kaito, who had done nothing, puffed out his chest with a smug look on his face.

"There are just too many of them, and I only defeated two of them. If it weren't for you, I really don't know what would have happened." Meng Yuan Zhiyu said gratefully.

[Your performance is already better than all of them combined. ]

"Adults from the Black Wing Hunting Group, do you need anything?" Meng Yuan Zhiyu asked several people with a pen and paper in hand.

"Just order some of their signature dishes." Hai Teng waved his hand handsomely.

"Sorry, we're out of stock." Meng Yuan Zhiyu said with an apologetic smile.

"That's possible." Anle continued.

"We really don't have any of this anymore. Boss Muliang has already eaten it all."

[Is it true that the customers of the restaurant opened by Muliang-san can only starve to death? 】

"Ramen, bro, I'm going to have a ramen thief." Ran Tang looked up at the sky, not knowing who he was talking to.

[What on earth is going on with your monstrous perception? ]

"No ramen either."

"If you have nothing, then why do you open a store?" He Gu Xu slammed the table and stood up.

"Well, our main business is actually this." Meng Yuan Zhiyu pointed to a sign placed in a conspicuous place in the tavern. A group of onlookers were surrounding the sign.

"That's right. These are the guides for evaluating prostitutes written by me, a professional prostitute appraiser." A purple-haired pervert appeared from nowhere. It was none other than Totsuka Reita.

[Are you a virgin and dare to call yourself a professional? 】

"Just because you read a lot of magazines doesn't mean you are a professional, you perverted Tou Shu." Anle ruthlessly exposed Tou Shu's true face, and his words were heard by other people in the pub.

"What, Master Appraiser Toribatsu is just a virgin who likes to read color magazines?"

"Master Appraiser Toribatsu is just a cloud monster and has no combat experience at all?"

"That bastard Toritake likes virgins?"

"Is Toriba a transvestite?"

[Are your rumors becoming more and more biased?]

“Geneva, give your money back!” “Give your money back!” “Give your money back!”

"Please listen to my explanation. I just..." Totsuka Reita didn't even have time to finish his words.

There was a big noise in the pub. The onlookers came forward, surrounded Psy and Reita, and beat him up. It seemed that Psy couldn't escape.

Anle and his friends were squeezed out of the tavern and had no choice but to leave.

"What should we do next? Does the Supreme Will have any other arrangements?" Anko seemed to be exchanging ideas with Kaito and others, but in fact he was asking Saiki.

[Don't ask me, my ability is just to bring you annoying little goblins together to have a dream, but I can't control what the dream will be.]

"I heard that the Queen has arrived in this city and will be giving a speech in the central square soon. Why don't we go join in the fun?" Higashi Su suggested.

"What are we waiting for? It's rare to see our Queen. Let's go." Hai Teng excitedly pulled everyone towards the square.

【You can see it every day. 】

"It can't be the queen I'm thinking of." Anle grinned and complained: "Or it would be strange if this queen is not Teruhashi-san?"

. . . . . .

Under the leadership of Hai Teng, Anle and his companions ignored the dungeons, dark cemetery, demon castle and other copies that they passed by along the way. Finally, after Anle realized the problem and pulled Hai Teng down from the position of team leader, they successfully arrived at the central square of the city.

【Have you been to some incredible places?】

"Hai Teng, how come you have a problem with directionality even in your dreams?" An Le shook his head and didn't know what to say to Hai Teng.

"What are you talking about, Ale? I don't understand at all." Hai Teng felt waves of shame rising in his heart, and he covered his face with his hands to escape reality.

The square was packed with people, and it seemed that passers-by all wanted to catch a glimpse of the Queen.

Anle looked towards the high platform in the center of the square. A beautiful figure dressed in a gorgeous and noble dress was standing under the statue of the Supreme Will, waving to the passers-by below the platform.

“Oh hoo!” “Oh hoo!” “Oh hoo!”

The people in the square made strange noises in unison.

Teruhashi Shinmi finally spoke at this time, but not to the audience. Instead, she turned to face the Supreme Will, which was the statue of Saiki, raised her arms, and said: "Hmph, as perfect as I am, even if the Supreme Will sees me, it must call me out." Teruhashi Shinmi pointed at the statue of Saiki and waited.

Of course nothing happened.

"Why is this time different from last time? It's obviously a dream, even if it's just a statue, it should be able to be called out as I wish." Teruhashi Shinmi felt strange. She also had this kind of lucid dream during the school trip last time, and Saiki successfully called out that time.

[Because this time I was really dreaming. ]

Last time, it was also because Saiki revealed his superpowers that Teruhashi Shinmi almost discovered Saiki's identity as a superpower, but she was successfully fooled by Saiki using the excuse that she was dreaming. In the end, the one who Oh Whooshed was not the real Saiki, but a fake Saiki played by Toritsuka Reita using Saiki's hypnosis ability.

"You scum, stay away from my lovely sister." A figure suddenly appeared next to Teruhashi Shinmi.

Just when Teruhashi Shinmi was wondering, as expected, an accident happened.

"Oh no, it's the Demon King!" "Run away, the Demon King is invading." "Go find the hero."

Everyone in the square wanted to escape, but unfortunately for the Demon King Teruhashi Nobuyuki, he just waved his hand and most of the people turned into ashes.

[Is the Demon King's fighting power too strong? 】

"Hahaha~hahaha~~hahahaha~~~" Teruhashi Shin grabbed Teruhashi Kokomi in his hand and let out a standard villain laugh.

"They are indeed a bunch of scum. They can't even handle one of my moves."

"Damned Demon King, let the Queen go." Because they arrived late, Kaito and others had been on the edge of the crowd and luckily were not affected by Teruhashi Nobuyuki's first wave of attacks.

Hearing the roar of the Demon King Teruhashi Nobuyuki, Kaito was a little scared, but he still suppressed his fear and rushed forward to rescue the Queen Teruhashi Kokomi.