I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Yeah, take it out quickly, you don't want it to be damaged (referring to the things in the comfort belt)."

The voices of several people came out of the dark alley.

[It really sounds like a line that someone would say during blackmail.]

"It's true, A'le was bullied by these bad students. Let's go quickly. We must not let A'le get hurt." Hai Teng couldn't bear it anymore after hearing what the bad students said. He stood up and rushed into the alley.

"Ale. Don't be afraid, we are here to save you." Kaito Shun was the first to rush into the dark alley like a brave man.

Kugoya Suya hurriedly followed, and he began to rub his fists and get ready for a fight against the bad students who dared to blackmail his friend. His fists were already thirsty for blood.

[We are not some hot-blooded battle show, okay. 】

Saiki sighed, and could only slowly stand up and follow Kaito and Kugoyasu.

"Oh, buddy, shorty, and the transfer student, why did you just come in?"

Unexpectedly, when Kaito and Kurotanisu entered the dark alley, the first face they saw was Rendou's.

"Ghost!" Seeing Ran Tang's face in the dark alley was too shocking for Hai Teng, and he fainted from fright.

[Ah, ah, ah, the brave man fell first. 】

[Although I have said it many times, are you a little too timid? ]

Saiki, who had anticipated this, supported Kaito, who was about to fall due to coma, and placed him safely against the wall so that he would not lie directly on the ground.

"Riki! You are actually in cahoots with them! Ah Le still treats you as his best friend and always shares the fish cake in his ramen with you, but you treat him like this? Can you still be Ah Le's best friend in the future? I really misjudged you." Higashi Su looked at Nendo who was standing with Sakamoto and the bad students. Veins bulged on his forehead and he clenched his fists in disappointment.

[Sharing the fish cake in ramen can make you a close friend. Isn’t this close friend a little too cheap? 】

"What are you talking about about transferring to another school? I clearly shared the kelp in the ramen with you, so how come we are not close friends?" Rendou looked at Hirotani Su in surprise.

[Is your friendship actually maintained by the ingredients in ramen? 】

"Oh? It seems that I have caused some misunderstandings. True friendship should not be broken like this." Sakamoto, dressed in black, slowly stood up from his crouching position, one leg upright, while the toe of the other leg's black outdoor shoe touched the ground, one hand on the waist and the other hand pushed up his glasses, his body slightly raised backwards, although he was in a dark alley, his glasses reflected a bright light.

"I won't say anything about this institute. All I can say is that Sakamoto is pretending to be really cool." Anle, who was squatting on the side, did not forget to compete for the job of making comments.

"Secret technique, friendship bubbles."

Sakamoto was seen using a small toy that could only be used to blow small bubbles, and he quickly and steadily blew out a huge bubble that was half the height of a person and was in the shape of two little people holding hands.

【! ? 】

[Sakamoto can't be a superpower who can manipulate the shape of bubbles, how on earth does he do that! ]

The handshake man bubble slowly floated above Kugayasu and Nendo.

At this time, Kuguya Su was already very excited and looked like he had to fight with someone. He would not listen to other people's explanations until he calmed down completely.

Regardless of the consequences, Kugu Su swung his fist at Ran Tang's face. Although it was a bit inexplicable, Ran Tang was ready to fight back.

Before Kugoya Su's fist hit Nendo, the bubbles blew by Sakamoto landed in the path of Kugoya Su's fist.

Mr. Sakamoto is just an "ordinary man". The bubbles he blows are certainly not indestructible or have the unparalleled elasticity to bounce back Kugotani Su's fist. To achieve this level, Saiki has to use his superpowers to help.

[If it were just me, I might really do this to calm the little goblins down, but doing so now is just a waste of time.]

At the moment of being hit, the huge bubble of the handshake figure could not withstand the pressure from Kugoyasu's fist. Finally, it burst and turned into countless tiny bubbles, which were blown away by the wind. The cold bubble water splashed out and splashed Kugoyasu and Nedo's faces.

The cold liquid successfully extinguished the anger of Kugayasu and Nendo, and the two regained their composure.

"Bubble water?" Higashi Su's fist stopped in mid-air, feeling the coolness of the bubble water on his face.

"Yes, it is bubble water. I asked the little guy named Doctor to make it. It is a special bubble water that uses the Doctor's most advanced bubble water formula. With only simple tools, ordinary people can blow out big, beautiful and perfect bubbles." Anle showed Higashi Su in his hand several small bottles filled with bubble water that he had just taken out of his pocket.

"I heard from the doctor that as long as you master the skills, you can even blow polygonal bubbles. Unfortunately, now only Sakamoto can do that." Anle shook his head with some regret. It was the frustration of having the toy in hand but not being able to master the skills to play it.

[Is Sakamoto's true identity actually SpongeBob? 】

"So, Ale, you came here with these bad students?" asked Hirotani Su.

"Of course, it's to learn this secret technique of blowing bubbles."

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"It seems that the misunderstanding between the seniors has been resolved. It seems that it is not appropriate to continue teaching the secret techniques today. I will take my leave first."

Sakamoto led his three classmates who seemed to be bad boys but had actually turned over a new leaf under Sakamoto's influence and left in a cool manner.

[Wow, you are really worthy of being Mr. Sakamoto, right? 】

. . . . . .

When Tounome Nano returned home from school, she grabbed Mr. Sakamoto and brought him in front of her, staring at him intently.

"What's wrong with you, little girl?" Mr. Sakamoto asked in confusion.

"Mr. Sakamoto, change quickly."

"???"

Chapter 75: Accidentally Sneaking into PK Academy

In the morning, it is almost the last time for PK College students to arrive at school.

A suspicious figure is hiding on the road that Sakamoto must take to go to school.

Looking closely, the figure had blue hair. Even though he was wearing the ugly dark green uniform of PK Academy and had sunglasses covering his face, from the holy light surrounding him, it was clear that this person was definitely a handsome guy "once in a thousand years".

That’s right, this suspicious person is none other than Teruhashi Nobuyuki, the perverted sister-con brother of Teruhashi Kokomi, whose stage name is Liushen Flower Dew Water (Tong).

"Is that guy Sakamoto who had a social gathering with Kokomi before?" Teruhashi Nobuyuki looked at Sakamoto who was running towards the gate of PK Academy with gritted teeth. He could see a # sign on his forehead, and he was obviously in an extremely angry state.

"Ever since Kokomi entered high school, she has never gone out with me. It was okay to have a pink-haired four-eyed girl before, but now there's another black-haired four-eyed girl. This is unforgivable." Teruhashi Nobuyuki clenched his right fist and trembled with anger.

(Could it be that Xinmei only likes boys with four eyes?)

Teruhashi Nobuyuki thought suspiciously.

If Teruhashi Shinmi knew that he was slandering her like this in his heart, she would probably never talk to him again in her life.

"Hmph, through my investigation, this guy arrives at school at the last minute every day. I guess he has some obsessive-compulsive disorder about arriving at school on time." Teruhashi Nobuyuki took out a bucket full of water from behind. Through the reflection of sunlight, colorful light could be seen on the water surface.

"As punishment for hiding the fact that you went to the social gathering with my beloved sister from me, you'd better be late today." When Sakamoto passed by Teruhashi Nobuyuki, Teruhashi Nobuyuki directly poured the water in his hand at Sakamoto's feet.

"Haha~ This is the super slippery soapy water I prepared. Just fall down and be late." Seeing that the soapy water had been splashed at Sakamoto's feet, spreading along the road to form a slippery trap area, which was flashing with colorful spots under the sunlight, Teruhashi Nobuyuki laughed.

"What? How is that possible?"

The scene that Teruhashi Nobuyuki had expected did not appear. Under his incredulous gaze, Sakamoto actually skillfully alternated his feet and slid quickly on the slippery road, which did not affect his forward speed at all.

The splashes of water caused by Sakamoto's sliding even formed a string of tiny rainbows under the sunlight.

"Look, that's Sakamoto."

"So handsome!"

The girls from PK Academy who had already entered the school gate were attracted by Sakamoto and looked towards the gate.

Sakamoto was seen stepping on a rainbow and sliding into the gate of PK Academy in a chic manner at the last moment before the bell rang.

"Ah!" Some girls even fainted after seeing Sakamoto like this.

"Damn it, how could this happen, this black-haired four-eyed bastard." Shocked, Teruhashi Nobuyuki rushed out from the side of the road in disbelief, watching Sakamoto's back disappear behind the gate.

"what!!!"

Because all his attention was focused on Sakamoto, Teruhashi Nobuyuki completely ignored his feet and stepped on the trap he had prepared. He fell flat on his face, and slid along the soapy water path left by Sakamoto to the gate of PK Academy. He was hidden by a figure, which was a result of his own actions.

"You guy, I'm on duty today and you dare to be late?" The figure was Mr. Matsuzaki who was on duty today.

Teacher Matsuzaki looked at Teruhashi Nobuyuki who was wearing the PK Academy uniform and fell in front of him, then he reached out and picked him up from the ground and threw him into the gate.

"Since you are willing to come to school even if you fell flat on your face, I will let you off this time. Go to the infirmary and bandage yourself, then go back to the classroom to prepare for class."

When Mr. Matsuzaki saw that there were no more late students outside the door, he closed the door and left.

Teruhashi Nobuyuki got up from the ground and brushed off the dust on his body. Although he fell badly, he was not seriously injured.

"Did you mistake me for a student?" Teruhashi Nobuyuki straightened his school uniform, which he had prepared to avoid suspicion from the police officers patrolling near PK Academy. Teruhashi Nobuyuki did not expect to be mistaken for a student.

Ever since he was caught for breaking into PK Academy at night last time, more patrols have been added in the vicinity to keep an eye out for suspicious people like him.

[You also know that you are a suspicious person. ]

As soon as Teruhashi Nobuyuki entered PK Academy, his inner thoughts were discovered by Saiki.

"This crappy school should be honored to have me, Liu Shentong, as a student." Teruhashi Nobuyuki had no intention of explaining. It was a rare opportunity to be able to enter Teruhashi Shinmi's school, and it would be a waste of this opportunity if he didn't stay.

"Xinmei is still in school. If I go to find her now, she will definitely chase me away." Teruhashi Nobuyuki touched his chin and walked in PK Academy.

[You are quite self-aware. ]

"Let's go find trouble with that black-haired, four-eyed bastard first. We won't let that guy escape easily this time." Teruhashi Nobuyuki walked into the bathroom and began to prepare.

[Are you going to cause trouble for Sakamoto? ]

[Isn't this really asking for trouble? ]

. . . . . .

After class time.

Teruhashi Nobuyuki hid in the corner of the stairwell.

"Humph, how could a high school boy of this age refuse and slide down the stair railing?" Teruhashi Nobuyuki smiled wickedly as he looked at the stair railing that he had coated with super glue.

"When the time comes, a piece of your pants will be torn off on the stair railing. I wonder how you, a black-haired four-eyed man, will be able to put it back together."

Teruhashi Nobuyuki hid in a corner of the stairwell, waiting quietly.

Sure enough, as Teruhashi Nobuyuki expected, Sakamoto's figure sitting on the stair railing appeared in Teruhashi Nobuyuki's sight.

"Ah! Sakamoto-san, so handsome."

"Sakamoto-san is so cool and handsome even when he goes downstairs."

The girl following behind Sakamoto exclaimed excitedly.

"Hmph, black-haired, four-eyed guy. I'll let you be proud for a while, and you'll have your day soon." Teruhashi Nobuyuki was very unhappy when he saw Sakamoto being so popular.

Under Teruhashi Nobuyuki's expectant gaze, Sakamoto slipped defenselessly onto the handrail that Teruhashi Nobuyuki had coated with super glue.

However, the scene of the pants being torn as Teruhashi Nobuyuki imagined did not happen. Sakamoto was just firmly fixed to the stair railing because of the glue.

"Sakamoto-san?"

"What's wrong with you? Why did Sakamoto stop suddenly?"

Seeing this, the female classmates following behind hurried forward to show concern.

"Hmph, although it's not the best situation, but now that you're stuck, if you want to leave, you either have to tear your pants or take them off." Teruhashi Nobuyuki's mouth was almost grinning to his ears.

"Come on, let me see your choice in front of so many people. But no matter which one you choose, you will be doomed."

[Hey, in today's PK Academy, just not wearing pants is not considered socially dead. ]

Chapter 76 Teruhashi Nobuyuki's Defeat

Just like what Saiki complained, in the current PK Academy, just taking off pants in public is far from being an act of social demise. Not to mention, even in Sakamoto's class, there was a pervert who only wore a pair of yellow and black striped underwear all day long.

[That guy is much better than that pervert Toritsuka. He just wants to be a comedian.]

Of course, although it is not socially disastrous, taking off pants in public is still a very embarrassing thing. Sakamoto cannot do such a thing. Boss Sakamoto has his own solution.

"Secret technique, friction generates heat."

Although his butt was glued, it did not prevent Sakamoto from performing various actions. Rather, because the strong glue provided a fulcrum, Sakamoto could perform cool actions that he could not perform normally.

Sakamoto used his pants stuck with glue as a fulcrum, sometimes doing a handstand salute, sometimes stretching his arms to fly, and posing in various cool poses, attracting the attention of nearby students.

"So cool!"

"Can you even do that kind of pose?"

"Take pictures quickly, take pictures quickly, this is simply an acrobatic performance."

Under the gaze of the surrounding students, Sakamoto's movements became faster and faster. The temperature of his pants continued to rise due to the friction of his movements. Finally, when it reached a certain temperature, the glue melted. Sakamoto did a nimble front flip and landed steadily on the steps.

"Thank you all for watching my acrobatic performance." Sakamoto brushed his chest with his right hand, bowed slightly to everyone, and left gracefully.