I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"I'm taking the motorcycle driver's license test and don't have time to participate in this kind of activity."

"Is there any ramen? If not, forget it."

Qi Mu and the other two immediately refused.

"What about me? What about me? Why don't you invite me?"

Kaito Shun shouted in dissatisfaction.

[Stop embarrassing yourself here.]

"Is that so? What do you think, Anle-san?"

The chairman was not surprised at being rejected, he just stared at Anle waiting for his reply.

"Attacking the Meidou (discipline committee member)? It seems like it would be fun. I'm joining."

"That's great, classmate Anle. From now on, the discipline of PK Academy depends on you."

[Yeah, if Anle, that bastard, is made the Discipline Committee member, there is no way PK Academy can be peaceful. ]

Chapter 114 Let's Join the Celebration Banquet

In a pub after school in the afternoon.

[Yeah, luckily I came with the main group this time, otherwise I wouldn't know where Kaito would take me.]

The location of the celebration party for Class 3, Year 2 was decided to be in a private room of an izakaya. Although it was called an izakaya, it was actually more like a comprehensive restaurant.

This can be a place for office workers to socialize, waste time, idle away time, drink and chat after get off work, and it can also be a choice for students or family gatherings.

Holding a celebration banquet here not only saves money but also creates a relaxing atmosphere. It is a very cost-effective gathering place.

The premise is not to drink alcohol.

"Does this guest really not want any drinks?"

The middle-aged man who looked like the manager of this izakaya rubbed his hands with a flattering look on his face and asked Ran Tang.

"Oh, just give me ramen."

"But we..."

"I'm sorry, store manager. Don't be fooled by his appearance. He is only seventeen years old. It is illegal to sell alcohol to him."

Anle grabbed Ran Tang and explained the reason to the store manager.

"Hmm? Isn't he thirty-seven?"

Under the shocked and disbelieving gaze of the store manager, Anle pulled Ran Tang into the private room where they were gathering and disappeared from the store manager's sight.

(Tsk, I thought it was some yakuza who wanted to slaughter pigs, but it turned out to be a group of students having a party.)

(How can I make money if they don’t even order drinks? I’ll only serve half the amount of food they ordered.)

(Anyway, they are just a group of students, and they don’t dare to pick a fight with me.)

After confirming that all the students had entered the private rooms, the middle-aged store manager changed his fawning expression, walked towards the kitchen with a gloomy face, and began to give instructions to the chefs.

[Hey, I was going to remind you that your food storage is in bad condition, but now it seems I'd better forget it. ]

Qi Mu actually really hates attending dinner parties.

[Thinking carefully, it seems that every time I have a meal with many people in front of the camera, I can’t eat anything. 】

There are so many examples that can be cited, for example, when the class went to karaoke together, the parfait he ordered was snatched away by someone else.

For example, when she became Saiki Kuriko and went to the pastry shop, she met Teruhashi, Yumehara, and Murasaki, and in the end, all the desserts were eaten up by Murasaki.

Another time when I went to eat barbecue with my family, I was too focused on the clichéd baseball team plot at the table next to me that I didn't even get to eat a single bite of the barbecue.

This has happened too many times.

[It's like this, how could I possibly like this kind of activity. 】

Qi Mu thought as he ate the appetizer that had just been served.

Hasn’t this been eaten yet?

[Of course, I eat it quickly while I am lost in memories and the main perspective is not on me. 】

Although Qi Mu hates dinner parties, he doesn't want to miss the opportunity to eat delicious food for free.

"Now that everyone is here, let's take our order."

The squad leader Hui Lu clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention. Hui Lu called the waiter and started taking orders.

"Give me a hot passion hamburger as a main course and a serving of piping hot exploding shrimp."

[Don’t make the names of the dishes you order so passionate]

"I want a dark wave rice bowl and a dark will grilled wings."

[Don't you call yourself the Black Wings? Don't you think it's weird to eat these grilled wings? ]

"Give me a tonkotsu ramen and a seafood tempura ramen as a side dish."

【When can ramen be a side dish? 】

"A biker motorcycle and a tank of 95 octane gasoline."

[This is no longer an order.]

[Oh, it's my turn, chocolate cake and coffee jelly plus a full sugar coffee. ]

“Isn’t this all dessert?”

Looking at the food ordered by Qi Mu, An Le couldn't help but complain.

Anle is actually not used to this kind of dinner party. Everyone orders their own food and eats their own food.

"What's the difference between this and eating in the school cafeteria?"

[Is it better than what is cooked in the school cafeteria? ]

"I know. I can still adapt to local customs."

Although there were many students, the food in the izakaya was served quite quickly. Before long, the students had eaten their favorite food and were playing around with their familiar friends.

[Eat quickly, and order another portion after you finish eating, or else this store may run out of ingredients soon. ]

Through X-ray vision, Saiki saw that Mura-san was hiding in a corner of the food warehouse.

"Qi Mu, what are you thinking about? Is the food not tasty?"

Teruhashi Shinmi came closer and looked at Saiki curiously, who seemed to be in a daze.

"I just want to eat cake, so why not trade my fried bananas with you?"

(How lucky!)

(You are so lucky to have the opportunity to exchange food with me, Saiki.)

[Luckily, Teruhashi is a girl, otherwise I would have called the police to report you for having sex.]

Teruhashi Kokomi brought her plate of fried bananas to Saiki.

"It's a little too sweet, I can't get used to it."

Teruhashi Kokomi put on a please-I-help-you expression.

[It's a dinner party with so many people here, don't you know how much trouble your behavior will cause? ]

"Teruhashi-san wants to eat cake, so I'll give you my portion."

"You're dreaming. You've already taken a bite. Do you want Teruhashi to eat your saliva?"

"You should eat mine. I haven't eaten mine yet."

"Eat mine, eat mine."

Teruhashi Kokomi was surrounded by the crowd and lost the opportunity to continue talking to Saiki.

【I knew it would be like this.】

"What's wrong with this store? They actually make food that Teruhashi-san hates. Let's just destroy it."

"Smash it! Smash it!"

"What's going on? Calm down, classmates."

The students' quarrel attracted the attention of the store manager. He had no idea why the students were rioting and even threatened to smash his store.

"I only gave you half the amount of food. It was my fault. I will ask the kitchen to make another portion for you right away. But please don't destroy my store."

[Is this a self-destruction? ]

"What! How dare you cheat us?"

"I was wondering why I wasn't full, turns out it was because of the amount of food."

Meraya Chisato, who had returned at some point, complained while touching her stomach.

[You won’t be full even with the normal amount of food. 】

"Smash the store, smash the store."

Seeing the situation getting worse, the store manager had no choice but to grit his teeth and promise to waive all their bills, thus avoiding the situation where angry students smashed the store to complain.

【Yeah, it’s finally over. 】

Qi Mu withdrew his attention, picked up the knife and fork and prepared to eat his share of food.

When~

The sound of a fork hitting a plate could be heard.

【? ? ? 】

"I heard from Teruhashi that you, Saiki, don't like to eat it. In order not to waste it, I have already eaten it for you. You don't need to thank me, Saiki."

Meera Chisato smiled at Saiki in a simple and honest way.

【I will never attend any dinner parties again! 】

Chapter 115: Disciplinary Committee Member An Le Joins

Today is a sunny day, Qi Mu and the little fairies are walking on the way to school.

"Why did Ah Le go to school so early today? Usually, doesn't he get up and go out reluctantly only when we go to his doorstep to call him?"

Kaito shook his head and walked beside Saiki in confusion, feeling sorry for not being able to go to school with Anle.

[Are we childhood sweethearts of the protagonist of some romantic anime? 】

[She is actually responsible for waking up the male lead to go to school every morning? 】

"You forgot Shun. Now Ah Le is the discipline committee member. He has to arrive at school early every day and even leaves much later in the afternoon."

Kugoyasu reminded Kaito, causing him to recall his memory from just one chapter ago.

"That means I won't be able to go to school with Ah Le anymore, what a pity..."

Kaito lowered his head in a depressed mood. Qi Mu wondered if he was provoked again, Kaito would cry.

[Your reaction is also similar to the reaction of the heroine in a romance anime when she finds out that she can't be in the same class with the hero. ]

"That guy Ale is really pitiful. He can't eat ramen with us anymore."

[There is such a good thing as a discipline committee member! 】

[It was too hasty. I should have thought about it more.]

Because it was not Kaito who led the way, Qi Mu and his companions quickly arrived at the school gate of PK Academy. Anle, whom Kaito had been thinking about, was now standing in front of the school gate wearing the armband of the discipline committee member, checking the students' discipline.

"Ms. Dongyun, shake your hands for me to hear." Anle ordered the robot girl Dongyun Mingno in front of him.

Is this a new type of sexual harassment?

"Shake the other one too." Anle stared at the nervous sprinkler and said, "Okay, remember next time, put tea and other things in cups instead of these weird places."