I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[And you, the head of the Discipline Committee, actually abused your power and took the lead in violating discipline! ]

"Chairman, your nose is bleeding."

Anle took out a tissue and handed it to the infatuated chairman who was bleeding from the nose.

"Don't worry about such a small matter." The chairman took the tissue and simply wiped the blood from his nose, then continued to stare at Anle waiting for a reply.

"So what's your answer, Anle-san?"

"I don't care, but if I remember correctly, we seem to be the discipline committee members. Is it really okay to do something like this?"

"Chairman! Although PK Academy does not prohibit relationships between the opposite sex, it is wrong for you to abuse your authority and recruit this guy into the Discipline Department."

Igarashi Kaede, who had recovered from his male phobia, also excitedly slammed the table, but his criticism was directed at Anle.

[Is the focus on recruiting Anle? ]

[Shouldn't it be that the nympho chairman who has the problem?]

"But I just like Akutsu-san. I just want to find a helper who can follow him and collect his empty drink bottles, used tissues, and even unwashed underwear."

The chairman's aura completely disappeared, a nympho expression appeared on his face, saliva unconsciously flowed from the corners of his mouth, and the breath of a nympho was overwhelming.

"Who wants to help you do that kind of thing? You'd better step down, you nympho." Anle walked away from the chairman with disgust.

"Chairman, what happened to you? You were not like this before."

Igarashi Kaede's eyes were lifeless. She could not accept the fact that the chairman had become like this.

[Isn’t this normal? 】

【Not all 2D discipline committee members are like this. 】

Leaving aside the infatuated Discipline Committee Chairman, the remaining two normal people in the office also started communicating.

"No wonder we rarely saw discipline committee members before. It turns out we have so few people."

Anle lay on the table, looking lazily at the girl with double pigtails in front of him.

"Please pay attention to your image, Anle. You may have been an ordinary student before, but now you are a member of the Discipline Committee. You should set an example and act like a Discipline Committee member."

Igarashi Feng picked up the ruler at hand very seriously, knocked on the table under Anle, and asked Anle to sit up straight and speak properly.

"Eh~ But I am just fulfilling my role as the Discipline Committee member now."

Anle did not get up from the table, but changed his position and lay completely on the table, and said to Igarashi Kaede as a matter of course: "As a member of the Discipline Committee, shouldn't you take the lead in violating discipline?"

Without waiting for Igarashi to refute, Anle continued to explain: "Look, aren't those characters who are hypnotized and corrupted usually the discipline committee members? The audience likes this kind of immorality."

[What you are talking about is an 18+ anime, what we have here is just a cute contrast at best. ]

"You, you, you, what nonsense are you talking about? I really shouldn't have believed you, a person who was recruited by the fallen chairman."

Igarashi Feng blushed because of Anle's words, and even his speech became stammering.

"You understand, Igarashi-san. I didn't expect you to have such a wide range of interests."

Anle smiled mischievously, looking at the shy girl with a playful look on his face.

Igarashi Kaede was at a loss.

"I, I, I just... just for the sake of..."

Igarashi Kaede stammered and couldn't explain what she was saying. Her face became visibly redder and steam was coming out from the back of her head. It was obvious that her brain was overloaded.

"Why would I talk to you about something so indecent?"

Igarashi Kaede yelled, pushed the door open and ran out of the discipline department's activity room.

"She ran away after this? I didn't even start telling dirty jokes. I thought she could at least hold out until a woman has four mouths before running away."

Anle smacked his lips, feeling unsatisfied.

Obviously, for the weak Igarashi Kaede who has never been baptized by dirty jokes, just mentioning the topic of the anime she has watched is enough to make her run away in shame.

[Flirting with female classmates is also a violation of discipline. ]

[Also, don’t go too far when telling dirty jokes, or you’ll be warned.]

"It looks like there's nothing to do today, I'll go back to the class first."

Anle stood up from the table and said goodbye to the chairman, who was smiling like a pervert and thinking about something unknown.

"Hmm? Ah, if you have nothing else to do, go ahead. But don't forget, you still have to meet with the student union today. Don't forget to come to the activity room this afternoon."

[Are the members of this student union serious? ]

"Igarashi-san is here, so it shouldn't be too serious, right?"

【Well, it’s definitely not serious. 】

Chapter 117 Daily Life of the Student Union (I)

(This chapter is filled with lots of X-jokes, children should not read it!)

PK Academy Student Union, an organization that has no presence in the Qi disaster, its popularity is roughly equivalent to that of the supernatural club under Qi Mu.

[That means no one knows.]

The Student Union of PK College is such an unknown student organization, and the members of the Student Union are also troubled by this matter.

In the student council room, under the watchful eye of a tortoise-bound stuffed bear.

“We also had a very successful cultural festival this year.”

A beautiful girl with long black hair and a small chest was giving a serious and meticulous summary of the cultural festival that had just ended. She was none other than the student council president Amakusa Shino.

Bang bang bang~~~

Amakusa Shino took the lead in clapping, but the rhythm of her clapping was a little strange.

With the student union president taking the lead, the other three members of the student union also applauded.

Pa pa pa~~~Pa pa pa~~~Pa pa pa~~~

"No, no, I taught you that you should clap nine times shallowly and one time deep. Try again."

【It’s best if you just applaud. 】

"It was you who took the lead in taking the wrong photo..."

The golden twin-tailed Hagimura Suzu complained helplessly, but still raised her arms and clapped again.

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa, pa~~~

"Yes, this is the most comfortable rhythm."

Amakusa Shino nodded in satisfaction, showing a comfortable expression, and her body trembled unconsciously.

"Shino, don't be so high by yourself, okay?" Nanajo Tenku, a brown-haired busty beauty sitting on the left side of Amakusa Shino, stretched out her right hand to hold down the trembling Amakusa Shino, and complained to her unhappily, "President, do you remember the 19th rule of our student union?"

"You're right. I ran away. I will reflect on it."

After being reminded, Amakusa Shino blushed and returned to normal.

"By the way, what is our 19th rule? I don't remember such a thing."

Hagimura Suzu looked puzzled and poked the vice-president of the student council who was sitting next to her, the last character who had not been introduced.

The vice president has beautiful and elegant three-strand black braids and wears black-framed glasses. She looks like a serious and earnest lady.

Her name is Huacheng Ayame (from: A dark world where dirty jokes don't exist)

[Where is the male lead? Where did the male lead with such a big harem go? 】

[And if this person is the vice president, this book will be banned for 18+ in a matter of minutes! ]

"Oh, I didn't expect that Hagimura, who has an IQ of 180, would also forget things sometimes."

Huacheng Ayame maintained her elegant image and turned to look at Hagimura Suzu, but unfortunately she saw nothing.

After all, Hagimura Suzu's height is less than 130cm. If she just turned her head normally, she wouldn't be able to see this "elementary school student".

"Who are you talking about, you idiot."

【Who are you talking to? 】

"Since Hagimura-san has asked sincerely, I will mercifully tell you."

The scene changed and Huacheng Ayane completed her changing of clothes in an instant.

"To prevent the world from... No, that's just a slip of the tongue."

Huacheng Ayane, who had untied her three braids and let her hair down, was wearing a panty mask and had her arms draped over a chair. She changed her ladylike appearance and explained to Hagimura Suzu, who was already used to it:

"The 19th rule is: If you want to go, everyone goes together! So the president is yelling alone~ But you have to pay attention to this violation, President Amakusa. If you make the same mistake again, you might as well give up the position of president to me."

[If you become the president, won't the PK Academy Student Union become the headquarters of the terrorist organization "SOX"? ]

"I won't do it again. I will remember the student union rules as carefully as I remember my GPA."

Amakusa Shino was not angry because Hanajo Ayame coveted her position as the president, but humbly accepted Hanajo Ayame's supervision and criticism.

"Let's continue with the topic we were discussing. Although our cultural festival was well organized this time, the presence of our student union has not increased at all. This is the most serious problem we are facing now."

Amakusa Shino said with a serious expression.

"The beauty pageant, the cultural festival performance and even the after-party were all very well received by the students, but in the end, no one came to praise us for a good job."

Qi Tiao Tiankong touched his face with one hand and spoke with a hint of loss in his tone. After all, it is indeed a sad thing to work hard but not get recognition.

[Do you guys actually have times when you work hard and don’t tell jokes?]

"The student union today is like a dancer hidden under a girl's skirt. It can make the students happy, but it is completely invisible and no one will remember the dancer's efforts."

Nanajo Tenku had a regretful expression on his face and said some embarrassing words that would make ordinary students blush and their hearts beat fast.

"That won't work. The student union needs to at least evolve to the level of a vibrating massage machine."

[Your metaphor is too weird.]

"It's because you, the president, rejected my application for the activity. Clearly, if we just do what I said, all the students in the school will beep. Then we can beep, and then beep beep again. In this way, we will definitely compete with the most beeping student council in the history of the academy."

As soon as Huacheng Ayane, who was wearing a panties mask, opened her mouth, half of her words were completely muted.

【Who can understand what you are saying! 】

"You're the one who thought of showing animal videos at the cultural festival. We are the student union, not some illegal organization. If we really did what you said, we would all be arrested and put in jail."

Sitting on the stool with only her forehead visible, Hagimura Suzu covered her face and complained helplessly about the suggestion of Vice President Huacheng Ayame.

"It's just a beep. How could we possibly get caught? There is no such thing as a dark world where dirty jokes don't exist."

【But normal laws still exist.】

"That's it! I know what our student union lacks that makes us not well-known among students."

President Amakusa Shino's eyes became sharp, and she stared at Hagimura Suzu's forehead without blinking. Her gaze made Hagimura Suzu feel unwell.

"Look at my face before you talk to me. Do you look down on me?"

[So this is why I feel bad. ]

"Yes, that's it. Our student union is currently lacking a strong and powerful person to criticize others."

Amakusa Shino pointed at Hagimura Suzu's forehead and said in a serious tone, "Suzu, you're a girl, and it always feels like something is missing when you complain about us."

"It's true. It feels like suddenly switching from tampons to sanitary pads."

By the way, Nanajou Tenku is a tampon fan.

【No one wants to know this kind of knowledge.】

Chapter 118 Daily Life of the Student Union (Part )

The PK College Student Union meeting is still going on.

The members of the student council all thought about President Amakusa Shino's proposal at the same time.

"A male critic? It's definitely an indispensable role, just like the male actors in Animal Veido."