I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"There's nothing we can do about you, Saiki-kun, just join as a student council officer."

[This is the job title that should be thought of first, okay! ]

Chapter 131: The Daily Life of Qi Mu

Qi Mu finally joined the student union as an officer. Although his position was an officer, his job was not like that of the freshman officers in some unscrupulous university student unions, who were recruited just to do chores for the old students and serve tea and water, and occasionally have to take the blame for the old students.

Qi Mu's job is really just to sit quietly and do his own thing, and occasionally complain about other people's weird words and deeds.

It's no wonder that with the addition of Qi Mu, the overall efficiency of the student union has improved a lot. After all, if it weren't for Qi Mu's complaints as the ending, this group of outrageous girls in their teens in the student union would really keep telling all kinds of dirty jokes and wouldn't be able to stop at all.

For example.

"Xiao Shino, it's not easy for girls with big breasts, you should also understand me."

Nanajyo Tenku angrily clenched his fists and clamped them on both sides of his chest, and said to Chongtian Kusashino angrily.

"Oh, is it so?"

Amakusa Shino and Hagimura Suzu, with only her forehead exposed, looked expressionlessly at the people's hearts that were in turmoil because of Nanajyo Tenku's actions.

"Then you should put yourself in their shoes and think about it."

Huacheng Ayane was holding a breast pad and a bandage and instigating the three people without any hesitation.

Soon after, Saiki saw the big-breasted Amakusa Shino and Hagimura Suzu, and the flat-breasted Nanajo Tenku whose breasts had been wrapped in bandages.

"This is really tiring on my shoulders."

Amakusa Shino sighed.

"Indeed, it's really hard to wrap your chest."

Qi Tiao Tian forced himself to endure it, fearing that he would break the bandages off by exerting too much force.

[How can we compare? Isn't it you, the president, who gets hurt in the end? ]

"And it sags so easily. Maybe it will drag on the floor when you get older."

Hagimura Suzu struggled to hold up the huge thing that was too big for her body with both hands.

【That's because of your height! 】

"Ah! Do you have any problem with my height, you stupid high school boy!"

This is probably what Saiki's daily life is like after he joined the student council.

……

"Ah~"

"What's wrong Shun? Why are you always sighing lately?"

Seeing that Kaito Shun was in a bad mood, Hirotani Suarian, who was walking beside him, patted Kaito Shun's shoulder with concern, wanting to know what was wrong with him.

"Ale and Qi Mu joined the Discipline Department and the Student Union respectively. Don't you think they spend less time with us?"

Kaito Shun kicked the stone at his feet away, with an indescribable sense of loss in his tone.

[Elementary school student Kaito is starting to get jealous again. ]

"Indeed, we have fewer opportunities to eat ramen together recently."

Ran Tangli lowered his head in disappointment and looked listless.

"We only ate together five times last week."

[There are only five days of school a week, how many times do you want to eat! ]

[I am about to throw up from eating so much ramen! ]

"Even you, Ran Tang..."

Kaito Shun seemed to have found a confidant with whom he could share his feelings, and looked at Tendou Riki with tears in his eyes.

"Little dwarf..."

"Ran Tang..."

"Little dwarf..."

"Ran Tang..."

[You two, stop it. ]

"Alright, alright, you two are really something, stop acting like elementary school students, okay?"

Higashi Sualen couldn't stand the useless look of these two guys anymore, so she reached out and pulled Kaito Shun and Nendo apart.

"You still don't have enough experience. Back when I was a biker gang member, my two best brothers, Fujiwara and Takumi, were arrested by the police for driving irregularly. Later I found out that those two bastards were actually undercover police officers."

Hirotani Suarezin recalled the painful memories and grabbed Kaito Shun and Nendo Riki's shoulders with both hands.

"After what happened, I never saw those two people again. They were my best brothers."

Higashi Sualen paused for a moment, as if trying to calm herself down.

"It's not like Ale and Qi Mu don't see each other all the time, it's no big deal."

"Yalian you..."

"Transfer to another school..."

[Hey, you guys are not going to start again, are you? ]

"Oh yeah, you're all here."

Anle, wearing the discipline committee armband, patrolled the surroundings and noticed Kaito Shun and the other two who were chatting. He walked up to them and greeted them with a smile.

"Don't violate the rules, or I will enforce the law impartially."

Anle was joking.

"You are a traitor to the organization, and you have the nerve to come back. Let me teach you a lesson today."

"Ugh--"

【Are you the one who is most affected? 】

"What are you doing, Yalian? I was just joking. Even if you violated the rules, I would turn a blind eye. Why are you so excited?"

[Luckily Igarashi isn't here, or else she would have given you a good beating after hearing what you said.]

Qi Mu withdrew his gaze. He was now sitting quietly in the student union activity room reading comics.

[It seems to be quite good? ]

"Tsk, Saiki-san, you're just reading this kind of wholesome comic in a secret place like the student union?"

I don't know when Snowfield Ao had already flown behind Saiki, and after confirming that Saiki was just reading the ordinary Weekly Shonen Jump, and not some fan book disguised as an ordinary comic, he showed a disdainful expression.

[As an ordinary healthy male high school student, I don't think there is anything wrong with watching Jump, and the student union is not a hidden place. At most, there are not many people coming here. ]

Qi Mu continued to read the comic in his hand. He didn't want to argue about who was right or wrong with a pervert wearing panties on his head.

"What a boring man! Today I will mercifully take out my treasures and share them with you. It will definitely open the door to a new world for you."

Xueyuan Zhiqing was not angry because of Qi Mu's indifferent attitude. Instead, he searched every corner of the student union.

Soon, a whole bundle of pornographic comics was placed in front of Qi Mu.

"I have carefully collected these. Among them, I recommend the following works by Eromanga-sensei the most. Although the plots are not top-notch, the art style is absolutely impeccable."

Xueyuan Zhiqing patted the pornographic book with a smug look on his face and said to Qi Mu.

[There are too many of these things hidden in the student union activity room. How did you not get caught by the discipline department? ]

[Also, I advise you to put it away quickly, otherwise it will be confiscated soon. ]

Bang~

The door of the Student Union was pushed open, and Anle walked in on his own, not considering himself an outsider at all.

"Let's go, Saiki, it's time. We should go eat ramen with Kaito and the others."

Anle pulled Qi Mu's arm, and as a discipline committee member, he completely ignored the pornographic comics on the table.

【Don’t you care about this? 】

Qi Mu pointed at the contraband in front of him and looked into Anle's eyes. His meaning was self-evident.

"Oh, Hua Cheng, have you finished reading all of these? After you finish, remember to come to the Discipline Department's activity room to get new ones. Anyway, the Discipline Department can't put them all away."

"You are so polite, Ale. I will treat you to a meal next time."

[The result is that the Student Union and the Discipline Department are in cahoots with each other! ]

Chapter 132 It’s not just the parents who nag

A long-awaited weekend.

An Le home.

"Ah Le, I'm going out to play with Xiao Tong and the others. I won't be back at noon today."

Xingzi, dressed up beautifully with a side ponytail, came to Anle, who was lying lazily on the sofa playing games, and said.

"Got it. Come back early. If you sleep at their house at night, remember to call me and let me know. And... and... don't forget..."

Anle wanted to continue to instruct Xingzi on other things, but he was interrupted by Xingzi before he could finish his words.

"Oh, I see, Ale. You're being too nagging now. I'll be back before dark, so don't worry about anything."

After saying this, Xingzi didn't give Anle a chance to refute, and left home with her bag on her back.

"Do I nag?"

Anle was stunned by Xingzi's words. Anle began to think about what he had just said, wanting to reflect on whether he had really become nagging.

"Reflection is a joke. Xingzi must have reached a rebellious age. How could I become a nag?"

Anle didn't want to admit the truth, so he could only start looking for problems with Xingzi.

"Forget it. I'm not in the mood to play games anymore. I might as well go out for a walk."

……

[How did you end up at my house when you were out for a stroll? ]

"We have a very close relationship, so of course I have to come and play with you when I have nothing to do."

[It seems that I was too gentle? ]

Qi Mu looked at An Le, who didn't treat him as an outsider at all, lying on the sofa in his house, eating the coffee jelly that Qi Mu left for him, and he wanted to kick him out of his house.

"Ale and you still have such a good relationship, Xiaonan."

Saiki Kurumi covered her mouth and smiled gently.

"Xiao Nan doesn't like to go out every day. It would be great if he could be like Xiao Lizi, who makes me worry less and go out to play with Xiao Xinmei every day."

[I am obviously your biological child, and Xiaolizi is just a robot. ]

"Wuhuu——It's all thanks to you, Ale, that you always bring Xiaonan with you when we have activities, so Xiaonan doesn't become too withdrawn."

As Saiki Kurumi spoke, she began to shed tears and sob quietly.

"Kurume-sister, you are too kind."

【You still have some self-awareness. 】

[Also, don't always try to take advantage of me by calling me by my given name. Ethical jokes are outdated.]

"If Qi Mu didn't have me, he would end up living alone."