I am the disaster of Saiki K.

After saying goodbye to the beautiful girls of the Dirty Joke Student Union, Anle, Qi Mu, and Ran Tang were on their way to Ran Tang's house.

[Why haven’t we arrived yet? Isn’t this road too long? ]

"Oh, that person in front seems to be Teruhashi-san. We are so lucky to meet Teruhashi-san on the weekend. Let's go over and say hello."

Ran Tang saw the blue-haired beautiful girl walking towards him from afar, and walked up to her and greeted her without saying a word.

"Oh huh, Teruhashi-san."

"What a coincidence, Teruhashi-san. I didn't expect to see you on the weekend."

Like Ren Tang, Anle also walked up to greet Teruhashi Shinmi.

[Are there more familiar people on this road? ]

Qi Mu simply nodded his head and did not show any excessive excitement like An Le and Ran Tang.

"Oh, it's Saiki, Anle, and Rentang. What a coincidence to meet you. What are you doing?"

Teruhashi Kokomi greeted gently and politely, and if you looked closely you could see a hint of surprise and delight on her face.

I was surprised to run into my classmates on the weekend, and was pleasantly surprised to find that they included Saiki.

(How lucky!)

(I'm talking about you, Qi Mu. You are so lucky to meet a perfect girl like me on the street on the weekend. Have you been praying to God for this day for a long time?)

[God never stands on my side, only ghosts would ask Him for help. ]

"We're going to watch a movie together at Nedo's house. Is Teruhashi interested? Why don't you come along?"

Anle raised the bag containing the discs in his hand and extended an invitation to Teruhashi Shinmei. He even winked at Teruhashi Shinmei from time to time, as if he was ready to be her wingman.

[I see you don't do unnecessary things, you are just feeling uncomfortable. 】

Under normal circumstances, if she could be with Saiki, even if there were two light bulbs, Anle and Rentang, around her, Teruhashi Shinmi would pretend to refuse a few times before finally agreeing, but the situation today was a little special.

(I really want to go...)

(But I have to go to the beauty salon that I finally made an appointment with today. It is very difficult to be a perfect girl. I have to pay attention to my image at all times. Saiki-san doesn’t understand these.)

[Do you have an appointment, or does the beauty salon have an event today? ]

【Why do we have to go to the beauty salon today? 】

"I'm sorry, Anle-san, I have other things scheduled for today, so I can't join you."

Although she was a little conflicted, Teruhashi Kokomi finally rejected Anle's proposal awkwardly but politely and decided to go to the beauty salon for a beauty treatment.

"Oh, what a shame. I was thinking that if Teruhashi-san came, I would take out the AV that I have treasured for many years to watch."

After saying goodbye to Teruhashi Kokomi, Nendo said with some disappointment that he was unable to invite Teruhashi Kokomi to watch the disc together.

[If you don’t know the full English name of Animal Video, don’t say it. It will only make people think you are a pervert. ]

"What a coincidence! How come I meet someone I know again? This time it's Meguro-san."

Anle saw Mura Chisato walking not far away, and Mura Chisato also noticed Anle and his group. Mura Chisato came up to them with a surprised expression and greeted them.

[Is this the end? Why do I always run into these little goblins? 】

"Oh, what a coincidence! I didn't expect to meet you on the weekend. Where are you going?" Megumi Chisato greeted enthusiastically. It was obvious that she was in a good mood today.

[I have heard this sentence pattern no less than three times today.]

"Oh, so we're going to eat ramen at Nedo-kun's house?"

Meragiri Chisato naturally ignored the fact that the boys were still watching DVDs and focused her attention on the fact that Nendo was going to make ramen.

"Um, Megumi-san, are you coming too?"

Anle looked at Muliang Qianli, whose saliva had already fallen to the ground, and asked tentatively.

[Can we still get food if she goes? ]

"Ah? I have work to do later, so I can't go."

Muliang Qianli's mood was visibly depressed. For her, making money and having enough food were both what she wanted. For her to have to choose only one of the two, like now, was enough to make her uncomfortable.

"I'm going to work at a beauty salon soon. The hourly wage is very good. I really can't join you guys. I'm so sorry."

Megumi Chisato scratched his head embarrassedly and explained to Anle and the others why he couldn't go.

[It’s okay. Working is more important. ]

"If there is enough time, I will finish my work as soon as possible and rush to Yantang's house to eat ramen."

Chisato Megera seemed to have made up her mind and nodded firmly at Anle and his group. It was obvious that as a high school student, Chisato Megera wanted to be the one who clenched her fist and said she wanted it all.

【Go to work well! 】

[This half-hearted approach will ultimately lead to you getting nothing. ]

After experiencing a little bit of setbacks, Anle and Qimu finally arrived safely at Ran Tangyi's doorstep.

【Just a little bit? 】

"What's wrong with you, Rantang? We're already at your doorstep, why did you stop?"

Anle looked at Ran Tang in confusion as he stopped in front of his house.

"You didn't forget to bring your keys."

Anle was very suspicious. Given Ran Tang's personality, he might have gone out without bringing his keys or might have lost his house keys.

"Why don't we just not watch the disc?"

Ran Tang answered An Le's question.

[It's already here, why didn't you tell me earlier, what on earth are you thinking about! ]

"If we don't watch the disc, what are we going to do? Just eat ramen?"

Anle was still puzzled by Ran Tang's behavior.

"Let's just go to the beauty salon."

Ran Tang said this as if it was a matter of course.

[It's useless to go to a beauty salon for your condition. You might as well go to a neighboring country and try plastic surgery. There's more hope.]

"Hey, Li, do you know what a beauty salon does?"

Anle patted Ran Tang's arm in surprise. He was surprised that Ran Tang actually started to care about his appearance and even wanted to go to a beauty salon for a cosmetic treatment.

"No matter what it does, all the people I met today went to the beauty salon, so the skills of their chefs must be extraordinary. Let's go and give it a try."

【really. 】

"Li, a beauty salon is not a catering business at all, it is..."

Anle explained carefully to Ran Tang, and finally made Ran Tang understand what a beauty salon was doing.

"Tch, it's really disappointing."

Ran Tang stood in front of the door, muttering in dissatisfaction, but still had no intention of opening the door.

"What are you waiting for, Li? You don't want to go to the beauty salon again, do you?"

"I lost my key..."

【I knew it. 】

Chapter 135 More Troublesome than Burning Hall

"Qi Mu, it looks like you're needed to take action."

Anle nudged Qimu lightly with his shoulder and spoke to Qimu in a voice that Ren Tang couldn't hear.

【What a hassle.】

Not having the key was not a difficult problem for Qimu. As long as he knew what the key to Ran Tang's house looked like, he could use his clairvoyance to find it quickly.

【But that would be too much trouble. 】

Qi Mu pushed aside Ran Tang who was blocking the door, raised his hand and pushed it gently.

Click.

With Qi Mu's actions, the door of Ran Tang's house was easily opened by him, without having to spend time looking for any key.

"Well, I didn't lock the door. That's great. Come in now. Don't be polite to me."

Ran Tang was pleasantly surprised to invite An Le and Qi Mu into his house. If it were an ordinary person, they might worry about whether there was a thief in the house because the door was not locked, but for Ran Tang, he would not remember whether he locked the door when he went out.

"You guys sit down first and I'll make tea."

Ran Tang still knew the etiquette when guests came to the house. After putting down his things, he wanted to make tea to entertain Anle and Qimu.

"I'll come and help."

Anle followed him, leaving Qi Mu alone in the room.

[Are you the type of person who would help with housework at a friend's house to deliberately stand out? ]

【Why didn't you do this at my house? 】

Qi Mu did not follow to help. Making tea for three people did not require the help of a person with super powers. Qi Mu sat alone in the room waiting for An Le and Ran Tang to return.

"Hey, buddy, you're here again."

【! ! ! 】

The empty room was suddenly filled with the voice of a second person other than Qi Mu, which frightened Qi Mu. It was rare to see a frightened expression on the face of Qi Mu, a person with expressionless super powers.

"Hahaha! What's that expression on your face? It's so funny." The man's laughing voice reached Qi Mu's ears.

Qi Mu retracted the rare expression on his face.

[Luckily Anle isn't here? Otherwise he would have taken a picture of me.]

While Qi Mu was secretly complaining about An Le in his heart, he looked in the direction where the voice came from. It was none other than the dead (physical) father of Ren Tang who looked exactly like Ren Tang.

Ran Tang's father poked half of his head out from the room next door, looked at Qi Mu with surprise, and while greeting him, he passed through the wall next door and came to Qi Mu's side.

[Why are you here? If I remember correctly, you should be the guardian spirit of that Toribatsu guy. ]

【Why are you in Rantang's house? 】

The ghosts in this world have no memories of their previous lives, and because they are ghosts, there is nothing that can record the appearance of ghosts except for some special cameras for exorcism. So Ran Tang's father actually didn't know that he was the man of the house, and his appearance here made Qi Mu feel very strange.

"I like the lady of this house very much, so I have always been with her and stayed in this house."

Ran Tang's father shyly rubbed his fingers back and forth under his nose.

[Have you also learned bad things from that guy? You've even started to act like a stalker. ]

[He even took advantage of his ghost body and started sneaking into the girl’s house…]

[But, speaking of it, this does seem to be your home, but you are now a dead ghost...]

This level of ethical issues is not something that an ordinary esper like Qi Mu can understand, so Qi Mu decided...

Ignore it.

"Um, hey, um, hey, man, why are you here again, hey, um, hey."

[This guy is even more annoying than Ran Tang. ]

"You're not attracted to her, are you? Even if you're my friend, I won't back down on this matter."

Ren Tang's father put his face close to Qi Mu, stared at him with his ferocious eyes, and warned Qi Mu.

[I'm not interested.]

"That's good, buddy. I was thinking that if you wanted to fight with me, I would steal your papers when you were in college and dance naked while you were eating. It's really great that I don't have to do that."

【What a vicious curse. 】

"But you don't like such a good woman, you really have no taste?"

Ran Tang's father actually laughed at Qi Mu.