I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Qi Tiao Tiankong on the side was holding a pen in both hands and drawing the shape of a cylinder.

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"……Yeah?"

Teruhashi Kokomi, who seldom tells or even listens to dirty jokes, had no idea how to respond to their topic.

"You'd better keep it for yourself."

Hagimura Ling waved her hands helplessly, indicating that she didn't want to join their lesbian game.

"That's right, Sky, don't you see Hagimura's body size? She can't use yours at all. My little finger is more than enough."

Huacheng Ayane stretched out the little finger of her right hand and moved it up and down in front of Hagimura Suzu, and even did not forget to gesture at Hagimura Suzu's waist.

"Who are you looking down on! Even if it's twice as thick, I can handle it... No, why am I telling you this? Be careful or I'll report you to the police for harassment!"

Hagimura Suzu blushed, gritted her teeth and reached out to slap away the little finger that Huacheng Ayane was extending and retracting in front of her.

"Ouch - how do you know your size..."

Huacheng Ayane was not angry because her junior, Hagimura Suzu, slapped her hand away unreasonably. Instead, she stared at Hagimura Suzu's eyes with a playful look and asked back.

"That's right, Xiao Ling, you should also be more restrained. Do you want me to introduce you to the manufacturer of chastity belts? They are very effective."

"You, you, you all..." Hagimura Ling blushed and had no idea how to refute them.

"Mera-san, when I first arrived here, I heard you say that you were going to have lunch at Nendo-san's house, right?"

Teruhashi Kokomi had no idea how to join in the conversation with these outrageous guys in the student council, so she could only turn around and talk to Megara Chisato.

Gulp (swallowing sound)

"Hmm..." Meragira Chisato was frightened by Teruhashi Shinmi's sudden words and her body trembled. She choked because of the shock. She kept patting her chest a few times. After swallowing something, she looked around guiltily. After making sure that no clerk was looking at her, she answered Teruhashi Shinmi's question.

"It should be about lunch time. I'll go there."

"Then can you help me ask if Qi Mu and An Le will stay at Ran Tang's house this afternoon? They invited me in the morning, but I didn't agree because I had to come here. I plan to go over in the afternoon."

"No problem, leave it to me. I will make sure the message is delivered."

Megara Chisato nodded, made an OK gesture with his right hand, and accepted the task of delivering the message.

As for why Teruhashi Kokomi didn't just call and ask...

(Doesn't that mean I'm really looking forward to being with Saiki-san?)

Is this probably the contradictory heart of a girl?

Time passed quickly as the girls were receiving services and chatting. After having some snacks provided by the beauty salon at noon, Chisato Meraglio came back.

"I'm back. Fortunately I'm not late." Meragira Chisato breathed heavily. It was obvious that she had run back. "Teruhashi-san, I've brought you a message. Anle and Saiki-san said that they will wait for you at the Nendo's house this afternoon."

"Really? Thank you for your hard work, Muliang-san. I'll treat you to some snacks next time."

"Hmm? Teruhashi-san is going to visit Saiki-san and the others this afternoon, can you take us with you?"

"Hey! President, you are being very rude." Hagimura Suzu wanted to stop Amakusa Shino from speaking, but it was useless because the other two people were not on her side.

"This time our student union went out together without bringing Saiki-san. It felt like we were bullying him. We should go if we have the chance."

"It's a good opportunity to share my collection with them."

The student union members had good reasons, or so it seemed.

What could Teruhashi Kokomi say? She had always maintained a perfect appearance as a beautiful girl, so there was certainly no reason for her to refuse their request to go with her.

"That's great, let's go together."

(Damn it, you guys, are you still going to seduce Saiki-san?)

It was just afternoon and the beautiful girls finally achieved their purpose of coming to the beauty salon.

In the sunshine, girls walked on the street.

"I feel like Teruhashi-san is even more radiant after having her facial treatment."

Amakusa Shino sighed as she looked at Teruhashi Kokomi, who was walking beside her with a smile that emitted a purer holy light even stronger than usual.

"No, it's just because the beautician put makeup on me."

Teruhashi Kokomi doesn't usually ask a beautician to do her makeup, but this time is a little different...

(Humph, I just want you to see the gap between you and me.)

"After the hair removal and spa, I feel really relaxed."

Qi Tiao Tian stretched his body in relaxation.

Click——

A crisp sound of buttons cracking reached the ears of the girls.

"Oh, the button on my bra is broken. I think I need to get a new size."

Nanajou Tenku said some very offensive words to the beautiful girls around him.

"Yeah, yeah, it's really relaxing."

The other three except Huacheng Ayane began to stretch hard, but unfortunately no one could do it like Qi Tiao Tian Qiu.

(Damn it, it looks like my biggest rival is Nanajo-san.)

(Why does Saiki like big breasts?)

(It’s hard enough to just keep alive.)

"Hehe, Sky, I've already told you that bras are really too much of a hindrance. You should just not wear one like me."

Huacheng Ayane put her hands on her hips proudly.

"One of you doesn't wear the top, and the other doesn't wear the bottom. You're the same."

Hagimura Ling shook her head helplessly.

Chapter 139 Horror Movie or 18X?

"Excuse me——" (in unison)

[Although I expected it, you guys actually came together. ]

"There are so many people here, please come in."

Ran Tang invited the person to his home regardless of whether he knew him or not.

"I didn't expect that all the student union members would be here. You guys really like to join in the fun."

[Can they join in the fun as much as you do? ]

Because Ran Tang's mother was not at home, there was no need to take the classmates who came to the house back to their rooms. Moreover, the people who came this time were all girls, so they could not be taken to the boys' room. So Ran Tang entertained the girls in the living room with the help of An Le.

Everyone just sat on the tatami in the living room, drinking the ordinary oolong tea that Anle had just brought. After the girls expressed their gratitude, the room fell into silence.

[So what are you guys here for?]

"Since we're all here, let's continue watching the movie. After we leave Rantang, let's go get the TV out of your room."

"Oh, wait a minute, my TV is very precious."

Anle and Rantang left the living room quickly.

[You guys are not going to abandon me and never come back, are you? ]

Now there were only one boy left in the living room, Qi Mu, and five beautiful girls who had just arrived.

(Sai Mu, you idiot, can’t you tell I’m wearing makeup? Can’t you give me a compliment?)

[I can't tell whether you're wearing makeup or not because I don't have good perspective, but you're definitely a lot brighter, almost blinding.]

(I followed here on a whim. Although I said I was here to look for Saiki, this doesn't seem to be Saiki's house, but the house of that delinquent. If I had known, I wouldn't have come. I don't think that delinquent would do this to us first and then that.)

[Rantang, please go and scare them all away. I can accompany you to eat ramen one more time.]

"Sorry for the long wait. This guy from the Ran Tang family is really heavy."

Fortunately, Anle and Ran Tang did not abandon him as Qi Mu thought.

Anle patted the TV that he and Rantang had just brought out from Rantang's room. Rantang took out the disc and was about to put it in.

【Watching a horror movie with a group of beautiful girls? 】

[Even if there is no other intention, this will still be suspected. ]

"Wait a minute, why don't you just put the collection I brought here."

Huacheng Ayane quickly came to the TV, reached under her skirt and fumbled around for a few times, and quickly took out a disc with 18X written on it, and pretended to put it into the DVD box under the TV first.

【Put this? 】

[It would be better to show a horror movie! ]

Fortunately, there were still normal people present, so Huacheng Ayane would not really broadcast such things in public.

"What are you doing, you perverted vice president? Playing this kind of video in someone else's house, do you have any sense of shame?"

Hagimura Suzu screamed and rushed to Huacheng Ayane, snatched the disc from her hand and stopped her.

"How can we look at this kind of thing? Put it away quickly, let's just look at Saiki and the others."

Teruhashi Kokomi also spoke up to stop them with a blushing face.

"Where on earth did you get this? You didn't have anything like this on you before."

Hagimura Ling blushed and put the thing into her bag without even looking at what it looked like.

"Hmph, I have set up many treasure spots around here. These are prizes specially prepared for children who like adventure. If you are interested, I have a treasure map here. Do you want to go look for it?"

[Don't hide this kind of thing everywhere! ]

Huacheng Ayane was not angry because her collection was stolen, she even revealed important information on her own initiative.

"It's just an Animal Video of flies mating. Look how scared you are. And I did the voiceover myself. Are you really not interested in watching it?"

[Luckily it wasn't released, otherwise the TV of Ran Tang baby would have exploded by now. ]

"Hello? Police? We have a pervert here. Can you please come over here quickly?"

Hagimura Suzu took out her cell phone and pretended to call the police.

"Alright, alright, I won't watch it." Huacheng Ayane raised her hands in surrender. "I'll leave it for you to watch when you get home, Hagimura."

“Who will watch it?”

The farce was soon over, and the TV started playing a movie. Everyone sat around the coffee table and watched TV intently.

At least that's how it looks on the surface.

[Put your feet back, do you think I can't see? ]

(Tsk, I just saw that others didn’t dare to do it, so I showed them how to do it.)

Anle retracted his leg cautiously. If he continued to provoke Qi Mu despite his clear prohibition, he would probably not end up well.

(Damn it, I was so focused on the disc that I didn’t even sit next to Saiki.)

Boys and girls sat separately at the coffee table, boys on the left and girls on the right and in the middle, they all faced forward watching TV.

The boys on the left sat in the order from outside to inside, Rantang, Anle, and Qimu.

The girls sat on the right and in the middle in the order of Hagimura Suzu, Hanajiro Ayame, Teruhashi Kokomi, Nanajo Sora, and Amakusa Shino.

Although Teruhashi Kokomi was sitting opposite Saiki, she was not sitting next to him.

(I should have sat next to Saiki, but if I suddenly asked to change seats, wouldn’t it make it clear that I like Saiki?)

[Everyone present except Ran Tang knows about this matter. ]

(Anle, you need to think of a solution for me right now.)

Teruhashi Kokomi tried hard to wink at Anle, hoping that Anle could understand what she meant.

(Ah? What can I do?)

Anle blinked helplessly at Teruhashi Xinmei, indicating that he was powerless.