I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Not yet. What's so interesting about this crappy academy news? It's not fake news about Teruhashi-san again."

"No, the News Department has learned their lesson now and doesn't dare to mess with Teruhashi-san."

"It's not news about Teruhashi-san, so what's so interesting about it?"

"Oh, you'll know once you see it, it's absolutely amazing."

The students who had nothing to do flocked to the PK Academy bulletin board, looking at the PK Academy newspaper posted on it and exclaiming in surprise from time to time.

"I didn't expect that all the beautiful girls in the student council had that kind of relationship."

"That new member of the student council, Saiki, actually likes men and has that kind of relationship with the new discipline committee member."

"That discipline committee member named Anle is not only having an affair with Saiki, but he also has a close relationship with Igarashi. He is a two-timing scumbag."

"It seems that Qi Mu is quite pitiful. I even feel a little sympathetic towards him."

"Yes, yes, who says it isn't."

【I am not happy at all to be told that. 】

Qi Mu, who was hiding in the corner, had a gloomy face and wished he could rush forward and destroy the newspaper on the bulletin board and all the people who saw the newspaper.

[Hata Ranko has already been captured, hasn't she? ]

【Why are these fake news still released? 】

"Qi Mu, even if you really... we won't dislike you."

Kaito Shun, who had just returned from watching the news, suppressed his smile, walked up to Saiki, and patted his shoulder.

"As long as you don't set your sights on me, we can still be allies against the dark reunion. Pfft~"

Of course, Kaito Shun was just joking with Saiki, and he couldn't help laughing as soon as he finished speaking.

【I don’t find it funny at all.】

"Shun, don't joke with Saiki like this. We have been with him for such a long time." Higashi Sualen didn't believe the newspaper reports at all, but she also knew that Saiki would definitely not feel good about being spread rumors by the newspaper.

He looked at Kaito Shun and Nendo Riki who had gathered around Saiki and said, "Think about how Saiki usually behaves, how could he possibly like a man?"

"On ordinary days, he only goes out with us. I have never seen him alone with girls."

"!??"

Except for Qi Mu, the expressions of the other three people first changed from sudden realization to disbelief. The three of them looked at Qi Mu in shock at the same time.

[Ran Tang, no one likes you to be so straightforward. And if you guys hadn't been pestering me all the time, there's no way I would have gone out with you guys.]

"We will understand you..."

Higashi Sualen reached out and patted Saiki's left shoulder.

"But please don't think about us..."

Kaito Shun patted Saiki on the right shoulder and continued what Higashi Suarezun hadn't finished. The two of them stared at Saiki's eyes seriously, and now they were no longer joking.

【＃＃＃】

[Where is that guy Anle? Why don't you come out and do your job? As a member of the Discipline Committee, how can I let such fake news be left here? ]

Qi Mu activated his clairvoyance and immediately found An Le's location.

Inside the Discipline Department activity room.

Snapped-

The blackboard pointer hit the table in front of Anle, scaring him so much that he shuddered while he was writing a self-criticism.

"Hurry up and write. Don't be lazy. If you don't finish writing today, don't even think about taking a break!"

Igarashi Feng held a pointer in his hand and urged Anle, who could only write four words in ten minutes, to write a self-criticism.

"Has Igarashi awakened some extraordinary attribute?" Anle complained in a low voice.

Igarashi Kaede held a blackboard stick in her hand and glared at Anle with one hand on her waist. You couldn't tell at all that she had a male phobia. If you didn't know her, you would think she was a new character with queen attributes that appeared out of nowhere.

"What did you just say, Anle-san? Can you speak louder?"

Igarashi asked in a gentle voice.

"No, no, nothing. I just want to ask, Igarashi-san, don't you still need to be on duty? Is it really okay for you to urge me to write a self-review?"

"As long as I keep an eye on you, the school's discipline will be much better, so why should I go on duty?"

Igarashi Kaede asked back.

[I was wondering why I didn't see you. Turns out you guys are playing SM here. ]

(Qishen, help me! Please quickly change the evil Igarashi back to normal.)

Anle, who originally had a depressed look on her face, finally saw her savior and immediately asked Qi Mu for help in her heart.

[Igarashi is right. As long as she keeps an eye on you and doesn't let you cause trouble, the school's discipline will definitely not improve.]

[As expected of the most competent discipline committee member of PK Academy. 】

(Why is that?)

Hearing that Qi Mu had no intention of helping him, An Le could only lower his head in frustration again and slowly write his self-criticism.

"What are you thinking about? Hurry up and start writing. Don't always think about being lazy, Anle classmate!"

"Okay, I understand..."

Anle agreed weakly.

[It seems that Anle can no longer be counted on, so let's think of other solutions.

[If I remember correctly, there is still one person in the Discipline Department. ]

[Anle and Igarashi are not here, where is the big breasts chairman? ]

Saiki activated his clairvoyance (cross-eyed) again.

"Xiao Ming, you see I'm wearing the winning underwear today, remember to attack me tonight."

Hanabata Yoshiko pulled the hem of her skirt with both hands and was about to lift it up completely in front of Akutsu Akira, exposing her so-called winning bra in front of him.

"The devil is going to attack you at night, get out of here right now and don't delay my studies."

Akutsu Ming stared at the reference book in front of him without blinking, and had no intention of looking at Hanabata Yoshiko, even though she had exposed her panties next to him.

Other students in the class said: It’s nothing new.

"If you don't come to find me, I can also attack you at night." Hanabata Yoshiko kept twisting her butt, trying to attract Akatsuki Akira's attention.

"What are you doing you monkey, stop it now."

The infatuated chairman, who had been peeping at Akatsuki Akira outside the door for a long time, rushed into the classroom door and knocked Hanabata Yoshiko away with a single punch.

"Thank you, Chairman. This Kako guy is endless."

When Akutsu Akira saw that the discipline committee chairman had helped him deal with the annoying Kako, he opened his mouth to thank him.

"Xiao Ming doesn't want to see ordinary things like yours. My black stockings and bikinis are what Xiao Ming likes."

The nympho chairman said this and was about to lift up her skirt.

"Come on, Xiao Ming, take a look and see if you like it?"

"You should also act like the head of the Discipline Committee!"

Akatsuki Akira knocked the perverted chairman away with one punch, causing her to fall side by side with Hanabata Yoshiko.

【Well, it was wrong of me to pin my hopes on you. 】

Qi Mu sighed with a dark face.

Chapter 147 Height cannot be forced

[It seems that the discipline committee members can't be relied on, but the student union members should be fine, right? ]

[Where are they now? These fake news also involve them, so I should come and take a look.]

Saiki was right, Amakusa Shino and the others quickly arrived in front of the bulletin board.

“These news…”

Amakusa Shino frowned as she looked at the news posted on the bulletin board.

[Yes, please remove these fake news immediately. ]

"That's great. With this kind of news, the popularity of our student union will definitely increase greatly."

【? ? ? 】

[Do you also believe that black and red are also red? ]

Unlike Amakusa Shino who doesn't take these fake news seriously at all, there are still normal people in the student union who think that it is wrong to post such fake news like this.

“Isn’t this totally fake news?”

Hagimura Ling squeezed to the front of the crowd, jumping and trying to take the posted newspaper off the bulletin board. Unfortunately, her height was a little short, as if someone had deliberately played a joke on her. The height of the newspaper was just beyond the reach of Hagimura Ling without the help of tools.

Hata Ranko: Yes, that’s me.

Hagimura Ling stretched her body as hard as she could, jumping back and forth several times in full view of everyone, but she just couldn't reach the newspaper.

The onlookers around watched her actions quietly, their eyes moving up and down as she moved. The scene was so awkward that no one spoke.

Hagimura Ling turned around and saw the crowd of onlookers staring at her. The number of people was so large that silence was more powerful than words...

"You guys wanna say I'm a kid!!!"

Hagimura Ling couldn't stand the pitying looks from her classmates, so she clenched her fists and shouted.

"This is obviously fake news. What's the point of watching it? Just disperse now!"

After hearing her words, the students who were watching actually slowly dispersed and no longer gathered around the bulletin board.

[Perhaps they were afraid that it would be bad if the reputation of being bitten by a child got out.]

"Really, you seniors, why are you just standing there watching?"

[Did you really betray me... Sorry to interrupt. 】

Hagimura Suzu looked at the other members of the student council, hoping they could come over and help.

"Xiao Ling, you are so cute."

Qijiao Tiankong had no intention of uncovering the newspaper. Instead, he squatted down and hugged Hagimura Ling, stroking her head continuously and making "yoshi yoshi" sounds from time to time.

"You guys actually treat me like a child, let me go quickly, or I'll be angry!"

Hagimura Ling struggled and danced in Nanajyo Tenku's arms.

[Isn’t this just the nature of a child? ]

In the end, Nanajo Tenku was reluctant to let go of Hagimura Suzu, thus avoiding the chest from being attacked by Hagimura Suzu's teeth.

[If you really do that, you will be downgraded from a child to a baby. ]

"Stop messing around. Let's quickly take down this newspaper, and then go find that Minister of Information who only knows how to exaggerate and create news, and make her pay!"

Hagimura Suzu straightened her clothes which were messed up from struggling in Nanajyo Tenku's arms, and regained her composure.

"That's not necessary. I think it's fine this way. It's not negative news for the student union. It's just some gossip at best."

Huacheng Ayane waved her hands indifferently, with no intention of helping at all.

"That's right, Ling. These news are not groundless. At least the rumors are true."

【If you don’t know how to use idioms, don’t use them randomly! 】