I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Let’s put the other patient aside for now and turn our attention to Yumehara Chiyu and Kaito Shun.

Yumehara Chiyu sat beside the bed with a smile on her face, her arms supporting her head on the bed, looking at Kaito Shun's face who was in pain due to a cold.

"Even when he's sick, Kaito-kun is still so handsome..."

Yumehara Chiyu had a crazy look on her face as she admired Kaito Shun's sleeping face, her saliva unconsciously dripping onto the bed sheets.

[Even if no one is watching, you should pay some attention to your image as a girl. ]

"Is it my imagination? Why does it feel like Kaito-san's expression is getting more and more painful?"

Yumehara Chiyu was puzzled to find that Kaito Shun's expression became more ferocious for some reason.

[You crushed his hand.]

"Ah, sorry Kaito-san, I didn't notice."

Only then did she notice her arm. In fact, Mengyuan Zhiyu, who had been supporting her arm on Kaito Shun's hand, hurriedly moved her arm away and apologized to Kaito Shun.

"Has my apology hurt you, Kaito? How about I rub it for you?"

[Why do I feel like you have been planning this for a long time? ]

Yumehara Chiyo asked Kaito Shun tentatively, but unfortunately, Kaito Shun was already unconscious due to the high fever and was unable to answer her questions, which was exactly what Yumehara Chiyo wanted.

"If you didn't refuse, I'll take it as your consent."

Mengyuan Zhiyu stretched out her hands, and hesitantly poked the back of Kaito Shun's hand with her fingers. Seeing that Kaito Shun really had no reaction, she immediately impatiently held Kaito Shun's hands with both hands.

[No one is watching. Aren't you too bold? Are you going to do something even more outrageous next? ]

She said she would rub Kaito Shun's hands, and Yumehara Chiyu really used her soft and delicate hands to pull up Kaito Shun's hands and rub them continuously.

Puff—(sound of blood spurting)

[Oh my, the patient on the other side seems to be dying, where is Mr. Gong Ping? Come and save him! ]

As she rubbed, Meng Yuanzhiyu unconsciously increased the strength...

"What's wrong with Kaito-san's hands? Why are they softer than mine?"

Yumehara Chiyu was shocked and pulled Kaito Shun's hand in front of her eyes to observe it. Only then did she find that Kaito Shun's hand was not only softer than hers, but his skin was also smoother and whiter.

[After all, Hai Teng won't stay up all night eating snacks like you. ]

"Doesn't this make me look unfeminine?"

Mengyuan Zhiyu increased the strength of the massage in dissatisfaction, and the friction sound of Kaito Shun's finger bones could be clearly heard in the infirmary.

[Aren't you taking care of Kaito? ]

[If you continue to take care of him like this, even if Hai Teng recovers from his cold, his hand will definitely be broken.]

Of course, it was impossible for Yumehara Chiyu to really break Kaito Shun's hand. She just put Kaito Shun's hand back after venting her emotions a little.

[It seems that Yumehara is still reasonable. He knows when to stop and doesn't do anything more extreme.]

Qi Mu, who was standing on the playground and observing Meng Yuan Zhiyu's every move in the infirmary with his clairvoyance, breathed a sigh of relief.

"Qi Mu, you're worrying too much. Yumehara-san won't do anything to Shun. Could she actually eat Shun?"

Anle looked speechlessly at Qi Mu who was cross-eyed beside him. Based on his understanding of Qi Mu's character, he guessed without hesitation that Qi Mu was peeping at the situation in the infirmary.

"Although that's the infirmary...Although there's a man and a woman in the same room...Although...But that's Kaito, he won't do anything extreme...right?"

The more Anle talked, the less confident he became. He had not forgotten that unlike the girl next door that Mengyuan Zhiyu usually gave people, she was a thirsty girl who had to have sex with her partner more than ten times a day in the second dimension psychological test (see Chapter 51). With Kaito Shun's small body, she would definitely be eaten up.

[When did Kaito become Yumehara's meal? ]

Qi Mu rolled his eyes at An Le, who had extreme ideas. This was a healthy anime world suitable for all ages, so how could such a weird and 18+ plot happen?

Saiki turned his gaze back to the infirmary.

Although Saiki's sight was only away for a few seconds, Yumehara Chiyu had already laid down next to Kaito Shun and was about to get into Kaito Shun's quilt.

【! ! ! 】

[Are you also Schrödinger's cat? ]

[When no one is observing you, you are in a superposition state of being outside the seavine quilt and inside the quilt? ]

[It's only been a few seconds, why are you running into Kaito's quilt! ]

Fortunately, Mengyuan Zhiyu was just lying next to Kaito. He didn't take off his clothes or do anything unnecessary. He just lay next to Kaito so calmly, staring deeply at the profile of Kaito Shun who was falling asleep.

[It's fine if you kiss the side of the face at most, but if you continue, someone will die. ]

It’s a pity that the people in the delusional student council can’t hear what Saiki said now, otherwise they would definitely praise him for his good use of puns.

Saiki's "death" here first means that if Yumehara Chiyo's behavior was a little more excessive, it would be a creation of a human being that cannot be broadcast. Another meaning is that the patient in the bed next to Kaito Shun would die because of Yumehara Chiyo's actions.

I believe everyone has guessed the true identity of the patient next door.

She is our love story, she has the voice of Hanazawa Kana, she is a member of the pk academy facial paralysis association, she is a good friend of the infirmary teacher Miyahira, she is a witness to the love between Laitang and Aharen, she is the anemia patient of the year, and she is also a great eater named Taoyuan! ! !

"The forbidden joy in the infirmary will take my life. Who will...save me..."

【Teacher Taotao!!!】

Chapter 156: The Shura Field of Female Teachers? (Additional Update 2/5)

Time goes back to the time before Kaito Shun was rewinded by Saiki.

Teacher Taoyuan, who had just finished a classical Chinese course, was sitting in a chair in his office, meticulously organizing the materials for class.

Teacher Taoyuan is just like the subject she teaches, a serious and old-fashioned person. Most people who are not familiar with Teacher Taoyuan think so. Even Teacher Taoyuan herself is trying hard to become a serious and dignified teacher, always paying attention to her image.

This makes Mr. Taoyuan the most inaccessible character among all the teachers in the PK Academy. His level of terror is second only to Mr. Matsuzaki, who manages the school's discipline and order.

But people who are familiar with Mr. Taoyuan know that he is just not good at expressing himself, and his serious image is more of a reflection of his strict demands on himself.

"After all, if I laugh too much and end up with a cilantro face, I won't be able to continue my teaching career."

"Teacher Momohara, what is coriander face?"

The math teacher sitting next to Mr. Momohara, Ms. Junko Oshieda, who is also the homeroom teacher of Hanabata Yoshiko's class, heard the unfamiliar term and turned to look at Mr. Momohara with a puzzled look on her face.

"Is it some ancient literary term that I haven't heard of?"

"You misunderstood Mr. Oshieda. This is something one of my students specifically told me. I don't really understand what he meant by cilantro face. I just know that if I smile too much and become cilantro face, I will become a world-famous comedian. If I really become a comedian, how can I still be a teacher!"

Teacher Momohara was explaining seriously to Teacher Oshieda about Kana's face, which she didn't quite understand either. If Saiki was here and heard what Teacher Momohara said, he would definitely have a black face and realize that it was that bastard Anle who was talking nonsense again.

"Him? So... he's a male student you have a good relationship with?"

Teacher Momohara's words caught Junko Oshieda's attention. For some reason that she herself did not want to reveal, she was extremely concerned about the unknown relationship between the female teacher and the male student.

Junko Oshieda unconsciously began to ask Mr. Momohara about the situation of the male student that Mr. Momohara mentioned.

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Teacher Taoyuan didn't notice Junko Oshieda's little thoughts at all, and just thought she was curious. Teacher Taoyuan started to introduce Anle's basic situation without any suspicion.

"A transfer student from a foreign country, and a handsome guy at that!"

"That's right, Mr. Oshieda, why are you so excited?"

It would be strange if Junko Oshieda was not excited, because she was deeply infatuated with Yoshio-sama, who was dressed as a man by Hanabata Yoshiko. Junko Oshieda was full of interest in all the situations that could develop into a teacher-student relationship.

"How far have you developed? Have you already reached that kind of relationship?"

Oshieda Junko did not answer but asked instead.

"That kind of relationship? Just an ordinary teacher-student relationship?"

Teacher Momohara answered Junko Oshieda's questions casually, completely unaware that even though she has been shipping couples everywhere for years, there would be times when she would be treated as a couple by others.

"How is that possible? Isn't Anle-student special to you? If you think about it carefully, there must be something special about him, right?"

Junko Oshieda doesn't want to give up. She has been suppressing her love for Lord Yoshio, but she suffers from the pain of missing him. Lord Yoshio is always elusive, and their forbidden relationship cannot be told to others at will.

Junko Oshieda really wanted to find a good friend who could understand her feelings and to whom she could confide her emotions. Today, she finally met someone like Mr. Momohara who had some potential, and she absolutely did not want to let him go.

"Special? But it is indeed very special..."

Teacher Taoyuan remembered the blood sugar lowering effect of Anle. If Anle was not there, she would indeed die from the excessive concentration of joy in Class 3, Grade 2.

“It’s probably as important as my life.”

Teacher Momohara was completely unaware of the seriousness of the matter and answered Junko Oshieda's question casually.

"!!!"

"I knew it! Teacher Taoyuan, you are my confidant. I have a lot to say to you. Please come with me after school today!"

Junko Oshieda confirmed her guess and excitedly grabbed Teacher Momohara's hands and placed them on her not-so-barren human heart.

Her face was close to Teacher Momohara, almost completely sticking to Teacher Momohara's pretty face with glasses. If you didn't know, you would think that these two female teachers were about to kiss in the office.

"But I..."

Teacher Momohara had no idea why the usually steady Teacher Oshieda would suddenly become so excited. And because she had an appointment with her friend Teacher Miyahira in the afternoon, she wanted to refuse Junko Oshieda's invitation.

"You must come. This is something I would risk my life to talk to someone about. If I can't express my suppressed emotions to others, I will probably die!"

Facing Junko Oshieda's suicide declaration, Momohara's forehead was covered with cold sweat. She really didn't know how to deal with a character like Junko Oshieda who had very rich emotional expressions. She could only stammer and didn't know how to answer Junko Oshieda's request.

"Please, you must promise me!"

Seeing that Teacher Momohara had not responded, Junko Oshieda even knelt down at Teacher Momohara's feet excitedly. Fortunately, all the other teachers in the office had gone to class, otherwise they would definitely be looked at strangely by other teachers.

"I understand. Isn't it enough that I promised you? Please get up quickly, Mr. Oshieda."

Teacher Momohara had no choice but to agree to Junko Oshieda's request.

Coincidentally, just as she agreed, the office door was pushed open from the outside, and a figure familiar to Teacher Taoyuan walked into the office door.

"Teacher Taotao, I know you don't have class this period, let's go for a walk on campus together..."

When Momohara's good friend Miyahira pushed the door open and walked in, she saw Oshieda Junko kneeling in front of Momohara and holding her hands tightly, and she also happened to hear Momohara's words of acceptance. No matter how you look at the scene, it seems that Oshieda Junko is proposing to Momohara, and Momohara reluctantly agrees.

"It was obviously me who came here first... It's okay even if Taotao is sick... The rest is omitted..."

Teacher Gong Ping's eyes lost their luster and he turned and ran out of the office.

"Mr. Gong Ping!"

Teacher Momohara hurriedly got up and chased after him, leaving behind Junko Oshieda with an expression that said "it's none of my business".

Things were simple after that. Teacher Momohara was already in poor health and almost fainted when he was chasing after Teacher Miyahira. In the end, the soft-hearted teacher Miyahira sent him to the infirmary to rest.

Chapter 157 No matter who you are, your relationship will not be smooth sailing (Additional update 3/5)

Time goes back to the present infirmary.

Of course, Yumehara Chiyu would not do anything excessive. She just lay on her side next to Kaito Shun, feeling the warmth from him.

"Ah, Kaito-san is so hot, it must be because of me, Kaito-san is really too shy."

[Kaito has a fever. It would be strange if his body temperature wasn't high. What does it have to do with you?]

Mengyuan Zhiyu was daydreaming about things related to Kaito and giggled from time to time.

"We'll get married after graduation and have a boy and a girl. The boy will be named Kaito and the girl will be named Kaito Sora."

"Shikong, your name suits Shun-kun very well."

[Those are the names of Kaito's brother and sister. You should know something about Kaito's family, right?]

Saiki is very pessimistic about the relationship between Yumehara Chiyu and Kaito Shun.

First of all, Kaito's mother is a person who only values ​​grades. Only those with good grades will be allowed to be friends with Kaito Shun. And with Yumehara Chiyu's terrible grades, if she wants to become a couple with Kaito Shun, there is a high probability that a plot like "Here's two million, leave my son." will happen.

And considering that Yumehara Chiyu is not the kind of domineering female character who can take out 20 million and leave your son.

In terms of family, the possibility of their relationship has been blocked.

In addition, the fortune teller had previously done a compatibility divination for Yumehara Chiyu and Kaito Shun, and the results could only be described as ridiculous.