I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Just as Goto Ichiri was slandering Oshieda Junko in his heart, Oshieda Junko suddenly stopped teaching and looked towards the last row where Goto Ichiri was.

Goto Ichiri was shocked by Junko Oshieda's action.

(What should I do? My inner voice has been discovered by Mr. Oshieda.)

(How could someone like me who should be thrown into the trash slander Mr. Oshieda? I should immediately perform disembowelment to Mr. Oshieda and apologize.)

Just when the extreme-minded Goto Ichiri was about to take out a guitar pick and use it to commit self-dissection, Oshieda Junko finally spoke.

"Jia Zi, how many times have I told you not to sleep in class? Even if you want to sleep, you must pay attention to your sleeping posture and don't disturb other students' studies with your snoring."

Junko Oshieda used a piece of chalk to wake up Hanabata Yoshiko, who was still fighting with Banana-kun in her dream.

(Luckily it wasn’t me who was talking about this.)

Goto Ichiri breathed a sigh of relief and turned her gaze towards the protagonist being lectured by Junko Oshieda.

Hanabata Yoshiko was awakened by Oshieda Junko's shouting and the hitting of chalk. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and yawned loudly.

"Ha~~ Really Junzi, I'm about to tear off Banana-kun's hood, why are you bothering me? You can't find a partner yourself, so you want to stop me from meeting my beloved Banana-kun!"

I have to mention here that the Banana-kun that Kako mentioned is really just a banana with four limbs, and is definitely not a famous person in the philosophy world.

"Have some respect for me. I am your teacher after all. Besides, it's not like I don't have a boyfriend. My boyfriend is a foreigner named David!"

Junko Oshieda was hit in the sore spot by Hanabata Yoshiko's words, and she kept banging the table to emphasize that she had a boyfriend.

Although it's just fantasy.

"You're making up your fantasy boyfriend again, Junko. I understand. I understand everything."

Hanabata Yoshiko shed tears of understanding. If she had not been in class, she might have hugged Oshieda Junko in her arms, gently touched her head and comforted her.

"What do you know, you idiot who can't even do the simplest math!"

"Don't underestimate me. I know the quantity and price of bananas."

Hanabata Yoshiko proudly stood up for the people who were not well-off, but no one knew what she was proud of.

"You are an idiot who only knows addition and subtraction within ten. You..."

Oshieda Junko wanted to refute, but before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by other students.

"Mr. Oshieda, can we continue with the lesson? I still don't quite understand the question just now."

Akira Akatsuki raised his hand and asked Junko Oshieda to repeat the question she had just explained with an expressionless face. He was not affected by Hanabata Yoshiko at all and only wanted to study.

"Xiao Ming is really an idiot."

Hanabata Yoshiko covered her mouth with one hand and waved the other hand provocatively at Akutsu Akira, her tone full of mockery.

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Veins bulged on Akira Akira's forehead; it seemed that Hanabata Yoshiko still had some influence on him.

"Mr. Oshieda, please continue teaching. You have already wasted quite a bit of time. Just ignore this idiot Kako."

Akira Akutsu clenched his fists and tried to suppress his anger. He didn't want to do anything extreme in class, so he chose to ignore Hanabata Yoshiko and looked at Junko Oshieda with his intimidating eyes.

Oshieda-sensei's physical attack dropped by one level due to intimidation.

"Okay, I got it. I'll start the lesson again."

Junko Oshieda was frightened by Akatsuki Akira's eyes, and obediently followed his request and resumed her class state.

(Akutsu-san is so amazing. He actually dares to give orders to the teacher in front of so many classmates. I wish I could be like him on stage.)

Goto Ichiri began to fantasize about the scene where she would stand on the stage, and could command the fans in the audience to sing the song she wrote just by playing a prelude.

(This way, the concert can be completed easily...)

(Should I learn from Akutsu-san in order to achieve that day?)

Goto Ichiri turned her head and looked at Akatsu Akira who was sitting next to her, wondering how she should greet him.

"There's a smell of a thieving cat. Could it be that the busty nympho chairman has appeared?"

Hanabata Yoshiko, who had just calmed down, suddenly stood up from her seat, ran quickly to the door of the classroom, opened the door in a flash, and began to observe the empty corridor.

"I didn't find the busty nympho chairman, so could it be someone else in the class?"

Hanabata Yoshiko entered detective mode, completely ignoring Junko Oshieda's request for her to return to her seat and looked around at her classmates in the classroom.

"It's not Sayaka, and it's not the hot girls, so who is it?"

Finally, she turned her gaze to Goto Ichiri, who was also sitting in the last row with them.

Hanabata Yoshiko's scrutinizing gaze scared Goto Ichiri, and it was her reaction that made Hanabata Yoshiko certain.

"It's you, you thieving cat who has designs on Xiao Ming!"

"What are you talking about, Hanabata-san... I'm not a sneaky cat... I'm right..." Goto Ichiri wanted to explain.

"It's you, it's you, I won't give Xiao Ming to you, let's duel!"

Hanabata Yoshiko remained unmoved.

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"I told you not to interrupt my class!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Akutsu Akira knocked Hanabata Yoshiko unconscious with one punch, and the classroom finally returned to peace.

"Thanks……"

Goto Ichiri wanted to express her gratitude to Akira Akatsuki who helped her out.

"Um!!!"

Akatsuki gave her a deadly glare in response.

"I'm sorry, I'm going to die with Hanabata-san right now."

Chapter 160: The Female Teacher's Shura Field Reenactment

After school.

Because they had to stay in school for the tasks of the Discipline Department and the Student Union, it was already very late when Anle and Qi Mu left school.

The setting sun at dusk dyed a large area of ​​clouds red, and the delicate breeze gently caressed the skin, adding a touch of coolness to this summer model.

Kaito needs to go to cram school, Kurotani Su needs to take his motorcycle driver's license which has been revoked who knows how many times, and Nendo is in a hurry to eat his favorite ramen, so now only Anle and Saiki are walking home together.

"Without Shun and the others, this road is so boring."

Anle shook his head in boredom, lamenting the loss of the company of Hai Teng and other little fairies. Even going home after school, something that made almost all students happy, felt a little less satisfying.

【You just want to have fun with them. 】

Saiki was happy that there were no noisy goblins anymore. Although joining the student union reduced his spare time, it also reduced the time he had to spend dealing with goblins like Kaito. This greatly alleviated the fatigue he accumulated every day from dealing with the goblins.

[I feel like my shoulders have become a lot looser lately. 】

"It's already so late, how about we find an izakaya to have dinner, Saiki."

Anle raised his arm and put it on Qi Mu's shoulder naturally, regardless of Qi Mu's resistance. After Anle finished speaking, he was afraid that Qi Mu would reject him, so he quickly added.

"It's my treat."

[Where are you from, a corporate slave who just got off work? 】

【Let’s make it clear first, don’t think about causing trouble. 】

Qi Mu unexpectedly agreed to An Le's proposal. An Le's eyes widened, and his surprise was evident. He thought Qi Mu would argue with him for a long time.

[You even took out the phone you used to tell my mother about this. I don’t think I can refuse in the end.]

Qi Mu had long been accustomed to it. This had become An Le's usual trick. Although he could stop him before An Le told tales, or teleport home instantly, Qi Mu was sure.

No matter which method he chooses, if he fails to achieve his goal, Anle will definitely shamelessly go to his house to find him, and it will most likely turn into an even more troublesome situation where Anle is kept at his house by his mother to have dinner with him.

[Oh my, you alone are more troublesome than Kaito and the others combined. ]

Qi Mu stretched his shoulders which were becoming stiff again and threw away An Le's arm which was on his shoulders.

"You misunderstood me. I just wanted to call Xingzi and tell her."

Facing Qi Mu's accusations, An Le showed an innocent expression and showed Qi Mu the dialing interface of his mobile phone.

The phone number displayed on his phone was definitely not the Saiki family's number, so it seemed that he was not calling the Saiki family when he was operating the phone just now.

(I have already set up the phone number of Qi Mu's house as one-touch dialing.)

[You think I can't hear you? ]

Anle did not answer, but dialed the number. After a while, the call was connected and Xingzi's voice came from the phone.

"Hey, Ale, it's already this late. Why are you calling? Can't you just go home and talk about it?"

Xingzi, who was wearing an apron and holding a spatula on the other end of the phone, asked in confusion. It was obvious that she had just been cooking their dinner in the kitchen.

"Qi Mu and I are going to eat outside in a while, so you don't have to wait for me for dinner, Anzi."

Anle answered Xingzi's question.

"Hey! But I'm going to have dinner ready soon..."

"I'll bring you some pudding, that's all I have to do now."

Before Xingzi could finish her words, Anle had already hung up the phone.

[Such a strong sense of déjà vu, I'm already getting angry! ]

beep beep~

Hearing the busy tone coming from the home phone, Xingzi puffed up her cheeks and stomped her little feet on the floor angrily, making a big hole in the wooden floor.

"Damn you idiot Ah Le, just wait for me, I'll definitely make you suffer when you come back!"

The spatula in Xingzi's hand kept twisting and deforming because of her anger.

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"Let's go, Qi Mu, dinner is on my table."

Anle was completely unaware that his death was approaching. He laughed heartlessly and dragged Qi Mu towards the nearest izakaya on the roadside.

[Just wish you the best. I won't collect your body.]

Qi Mu, who had already realized that Anle would definitely be beaten badly tonight, followed Anle into the izakaya with a gloating mood.

[Isn't it okay to go to an ordinary family restaurant? Why do we have to go to an izakaya? 】

Anle and Qimu are just students, so a family restaurant is actually more suitable for their student status.

Anle and Qimu randomly found a seat in the corner. The waiter saw that they were dressed like students and did not try to sell them alcohol.

After simply placing the order, Anle started chatting with Qi Mu.

【Hurry up and finish eating and go home. 】

Qi Mu thought so, but his attention was attracted by the sound from the private room next door.

"Why is Mr. Gong Ping here too!"

Although Oshieda Junko's voice was faint, Saiki, as a psychic, could still clearly distinguish that it was the voice of their school teacher. Saiki turned his head and could see through the wall and see the three female teachers in the private room.

[Intentional?]

Qi Mu looked at Anle who was talking nonstop in front of him and responded to him casually.

【It should just be a coincidence.】

Qi Mu did not find anything unusual using telepathy, and was sure that it was just a coincidence and Anle was not planning anything.

This aroused Qi Mu's interest. He unexpectedly came across a gathering of female teachers outside the school, and of course Qi Mu was interested in taking a peek.

[I'm not peeping, this is just a side effect of my uncontrolled super powers. ]