I am a loser, a socially phobic, and a shut-in? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

'Fifth Floor'

She can jump to the fifth floor in one go, but the load caused by the explosive force will act on both of Xu Lin's legs at the same time. She won't get injured, but she will feel pain.

After making sure that there was no one around, Xu Lin estimated the distance between himself and the fifth floor, then took a running start and jumped high, firmly grasped the air conditioner outdoor unit on the second floor, climbed onto the air conditioner outdoor unit, and then easily climbed up along the pipe. In less than a minute, he reached the fifth floor.

In the entire Building 88, only the bedroom where A Man lives has an anti-theft window installed, which makes it particularly conspicuous. If a thief really passes by, the installed anti-theft window may stimulate the thief's rebellious psychology and make the thief want to come over for a visit... Ordinary anti-theft windows can't even stop ordinary thieves, let alone a powerful supernatural person like Xu Lin.

Standing firmly on the edge of the window, Xu Lin, with strong core strength, pressed tightly against the window. Ignoring the height she was at, she placed her hands on the steel guardrail of the anti-theft window. With a slight force, with a slight hissing sound, the steel bar was easily torn apart by Xu Lin as if it were made of paper...

Throwing it to the ground casually, Xu Lin walked into the bedroom as if she was familiar with the place.

'If he's not in the bedroom, is he watching TV or going to the bathroom?'

Looking at the turned-over quilt and the empty room, Xu Lin did not shout to announce her arrival, but quietly left the bedroom and began to look for A Man.

Aman didn't know that his arrival was his advantage. Taking advantage of the information gap and hitting Aman with excessive damage would allow him to gain more advantages in the next battle. This is how to expand the advantage.

But even after searching all the rooms, Xu Lin still couldn't find A'man.

'Not here? Out for some reason?'

"He's definitely up to something!"

Chapter 87 Relics - Blue Pills on Tieba

"That won't do..."

Xu Lin frowned slightly, turned around on the spot, and looked a little anxious.

When he learned from the fishmonger Qiang that there was a man behind the scenes, he decided to kill him.

He rushed over alone, but found that A'man was not at home. When he thought that A'man was not at home because he had gone out to cause trouble, Xu Lin's desire to kill A'man became stronger.

It really is not possible to not be able to kill Aman. If I don't kill Aman, the mastermind behind the scenes, I won't be able to sleep peacefully! Aman must be killed no matter what!

"This is where A-Man lives. It's filled with the stench of A-Man. I should have brought Sylvie here earlier."

Even though the little black dog Sylvie has not received enough training, she is very human-like. If Sylvie had a keen sense of smell, she might be able to track down A-Man who has gone to an unknown place through the smell in the house.

Go home now and bring Sylvie over? No, judging from the instant noodle soup that was still warm inside the house, Ah Man hadn't been away for too long. If he delayed, something might happen. It would take him several minutes to go back, and involving Sylvie might lead to danger. He didn't want Sylvie to get hurt.

“It seems that’s the only thing I can use.”

I could vaguely feel that my obsessive-compulsive disorder was starting to act up again, and I became a little like my grumpy old sister, but it didn't matter. Even now, I could still find Aman as long as I paid some price.

In the early years, there were some emoticon packages circulating in a software called Tieba. One of the more famous emoticon packages was the [Blue Capsule]. By taking the blue capsule, the user can gain many interesting abilities.

That emoticon is actually [Meme Relic - Blue Capsule Emoticon]. As long as people who see that picture meet certain conditions, they can exchange for capsules with specified abilities by paying a price. The stronger the ability, the greater the price. And most of the ability capsules exchanged are time-limited... It is basically impossible for anyone to pay the price for the incredible ability in that emoticon...

Taking out his cell phone and opening the picture stored in it, Xu Lin began to perform some strange movements as if performing some ritual, and then spoke seriously.

"Odd changes to even, unchanged, symbols look at the quadrants"

"I slept through the spring, mosquitoes bit me everywhere... the seal was lifted"

"I need a capsule that can enhance my sense of smell and track my enemies by scent."

As Xu Lin finished speaking, the phone screen lit up and a blue capsule appeared in Xu Lin's hand.

Xu Lin also knew the price she had to pay. For the next three days, she would have diarrhea and stomachache, her luck would be very bad, she might even step on dog poop when she walked, and she would need to offer three copies of the latest One Piece comics when she had free time...

"Is it the same strange price as always? It's just the relic owner's task?"

After swallowing the capsule in one gulp, Xu Lin's thoughts began to wander as he felt his brain cells become more active.

'The boundary between relics is sometimes blurred. What is extraordinary and what is a relic? Objects and phenomena that cannot be understood are classified as relics.'

'Earthquakes, tsunamis, typhoons and lightning were also considered as relics in ancient times. Even now, some people still believe that these natural phenomena are caused by some kind of relics. The world is made up of relics... Is this [blue capsule emoji] really a meme relic? '

It's just a capsule that enhances your sense of smell, and the price you pay is three days of diarrhea and stomachache, and worse luck. However, the meaningless ritual movements when using the relic, the strange slogans, and the three latest One Piece comics are really a bit confusing.

[Relic-Blue Capsule Emoticon Pack] What do you need the One Piece comics for? To read them?

This explicit preference represents the abstract concept of the blue capsule emoji as a personified being, possessing intelligence and self-awareness and capable of independent thinking.

Xu Lin narrowed her eyes.

Because the blue capsule emoticon package is relatively cheap, easy to use and very effective, not only the relic enthusiasts’ Chongming Town branch, but many associations know the rituals and slogans required to use this relic.

Under such circumstances, the method of using the [Relic - Blue Capsule Emoji Pack] should be leaked soon. After all, anyone who has this emoji pack and meets the rituals and slogans can use this relic... But the reality is that there is no...

In all the years of using this relic, no one outside the association has ever successfully used it.

"It is personified, and seems to have self-awareness. It can only be used by members of the association. Is the owner of this relic related to the association?"

There are some interesting rumors and speculations within the association regarding this relic.

Some people think that [Relic - Blue Capsule Emoji Pack] is not a relic, but something that was made by a boss of an association who traveled to another world through unknown means, and is used to communicate with the mother planet. It is equivalent to a beacon, and the odd number changes while the even number remains unchanged is a code. This boss is very nostalgic, so he can meet all the requirements of his juniors.

Some people also think that the blue capsule emoji is indeed a relic. The personality displayed by this relic is because there is a relic holder hidden behind the scenes, or because during the long process of use, this relic absorbed many human ideas and gradually manifested the relic personality... System relics are rare, but they are not unheard of...

'The more you know, the less you understand the world'

The blue capsule took effect very quickly. In less than a minute, Xu Lin intuitively felt the improvement in her sense of smell.

Through the smell in the air, Xu Lin seemed to see the trajectory of Ah Man's movement...

'I went out, went downstairs, and took a taxi with a clear goal... Fortunately, the car window seemed to be left open'

Xu Lin followed directly in the direction where A Man left.

...

The largest shopping mall in Chongming Town.

Li Hongxia, a gloomy beauty with dark circles under her eyes and wearing a black Gothic-style lace dress, came out of the shopping mall in high spirits.

"I'm usually either at school or at a funeral shop dealing with the dead. After finishing my work at the funeral shop, I occasionally go shopping, which is also very happy~ There are more orders in the early morning~"

Because I was born very fat, my parents always hated me and only loved my younger brothers and sisters. Only my deceased grandfather loved me...

After my grandfather died, my parents kicked me out of the house. I had no choice but to live in the funeral shop that my grandfather left to me and support myself by running it.

Because she was always dealing with the dead in the funeral shop, and because she was fat and not good at making friends, she was often called a fat pig and an alien by her peers in school, and was bullied in various ways. Unlike Liu Lanlan, who had excellent academic performance and was protected by her best friend Xu Lin, no one would help her. Even her younger brothers and sisters would beat her up. There were also people who often came to her funeral shop to smash the door and windows, and write some ugly sentences on the door...

Last week, after I saw a group of hooligans teasing a beautiful woman and I stood up for her, I was beaten up by them. The beautiful woman did not thank me, but cried and complained that I came too late, saying that if I hadn't come so late, none of this would have happened. After that, she kicked my own head several times with her high heels.

This kind of life made him feel extremely painful and unbearable, until he sorted out the relics and found and bound the observer system left by his grandfather, his situation began to change dramatically.

Chapter 88 Observer System

'After obtaining the Observer System, I can observe whether a person will die today. Although I cannot see the specific cause of death in the future, I can predict the death of others by observing them, or change their death and interfere with their fate. Based on the impact of saving this person's life on the future, I can get some of the rewards I need most. The Observer System is really great! '

Appearance is justice. Even if you say that you don’t care about appearance, the reality is that this is a world where looks matter.

In my opinion, the reason why I have encountered so many tragic experiences since childhood is because of my obesity and my ugly appearance. So all I have to do is improve my appearance!

I have a stronger desire than anyone else to become more beautiful.

You can improve your appearance through the Baishipu system, and in the process you can save more people and prevent them from dying. It's a win-win situation.

In order to save more people, he set his sights on the online video platform. By watching videos and live broadcasts, he successfully discovered many dying people. Unfortunately, these people didn't seem very friendly.

In the face of my well-intentioned reminder, these people could only scold me for being unlucky, dangerous, and wanting to die. Without exception, these people died, and I also obtained the [Super Slimming Pills] that were enough to make me lose weight. These slimming pills made me transform from a 1.5-meter heavy tank into a beautiful girl, without any loose skin.

It’s not the kind of ridicule on Xiaohongshu about how good Jimei’s foundation is. I have a very good foundation and I can look good after losing weight.

I will never forget the shocked looks of my classmates. Because I became prettier, no male students bullied me anymore. Only female students bullied me. However, because of my appearance, people from other classes spoke up for me when I was bullied! But I was not satisfied. I wanted to become prettier and more popular!

As long as you are pretty enough, when you are bullied, you don't even need to do anything yourself, there will be a large group of admirers rushing up to beat up those who bully you! Appearance is a natural protective shield! A popular woman is invincible!

So I continued to make predictions without hesitation...

After seeing Feng Jue’s video, I used the Xinyue Baishipu account to follow the genius inventor Feng Jue, and as usual, reminded Feng Jue in the comment section.

Unlike the previous ones, perhaps because Feng Jue was smarter, Feng Jue managed to survive with his own reminder! He also obtained a pill that can enhance his charm...

I was already very beautiful when I lost weight, and after taking the charm pill, I developed a succubus-like aura. No matter where I went, people nearby would be involuntarily attracted by my aura and look at me. This had an effect comparable to that of an extraordinary being.

I will never forget the beautiful scene of being bullied by a girl in the same class at school yesterday, and the boys from other classes rushed out to beat her up just to improve my favorability~

I have never felt as good as I did yesterday. I have never felt the attention of others before. I was so addicted to it that I could not extricate myself. I walked around the school all day yesterday. I usually run a funeral shop and occasionally work as a undertaker, but I basically never go out.

'With the observer system, I will become more popular and help more people in the future'

Li Hongxia felt happy, and unlike before, she had countless beautiful expectations for the future.

By using the observer system to remind me, I can help more people like Feng Jue...

Feng Jue successfully survived, and Mai Yuqiang, who was reminded by me recently, will definitely be able to survive as well!

"Huh?"

Just as she was thinking this, the system panel prompt in front of her made Li Hongxia stop in shock.

'Selling fish is so hard? ? ? '

I clearly reminded the fishmonger to be careful, and although his tone was not very nice, he probably still believed it. He just said those words out of fear.

Realizing the death of Mai Yuqiang, the empathetic Li Hongxia felt sad and mourned for Mai Yuqiang for a full ten seconds before continuing on her way home.

"The streets are so quiet today, there are not many people around. Usually at this time of year you can still see a few people."

"Help!!! Broken throat!!!"

"Hahaha, beauty, no one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out today! Just give in to us!"

"That's right, my brother Jiang Zhidao came from an island country. If you follow me, brother Jiang, you will be able to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks in the future...hiccups"

"Hahahahaha, Xiaowu is not good. He just drank so little and he vomited..."

"But I'm a man..." "How can you be a man... Damn, you're a cross-dresser, what a bummer"

"Hey, don't run!"

"???"

Someone raped again?

Even though the last time she acted bravely and bravely had a bad result, Li Hongxia was still filled with rage when she heard the noise in the alley this time. She was about to take action, but under Li Hongxia's stunned gaze, Li Wuxin, who had taken off his wig, did not notice Li Hongxia and ran out of the alley at a desperate run.

Three familiar hooligans with dyed yellow hair appeared in Li Hongxia's sight. They were the three hooligans who beat her up when they failed in their last heroic act!

"Hey, a cross-dressing guy ran away, and there's a pretty girl over here." "This one's even better!"

Walking out of the alley, they saw Li Hongxia not far away. Looking at her delicate face, funny clothes and the charm she exuded, under the full moon, the three gangsters stared at her in amazement.

"Shouldn't you three be arrested? Who let you out?"

After saying that, Li Hongxia panicked when she saw three hooligans walking towards her step by step.

I am now a completely different person than I was before. The last time I stood up for justice, these three gangsters only beat me up because I was too fat. Now that I have lost weight, I am a beautiful woman. I am afraid I will be in trouble if I meet these three gangsters!

"Wait, wait! I'm a man, I'm a man too!"

After Li Hongxia, who had very poor motor skills, failed to escape, she saw three thugs surrounding her little by little with grins on their faces. She quickly thought of a way and said the same words as Li Wuxin.

However, the three gangsters did not buy it.

"Male, you are kidding me, how can you look like a man?"

"Besides, it doesn't matter if you're a crossdresser. As long as you're pretty enough, I can do it even if you're a man. It's a pity that the guy just ran away, but you definitely can't run away!"

"Get out of here!"

He wanted to slap the leader of the gangsters, Jiang Zhidao, in the face, but the latter grabbed the arm of the weak Li Hongxia.

"Oh, it's still strong. Come on, keep resisting. The more you resist, the more excited I get!"

Chapter 89: Self-directed and self-acted hero saving beauty.jpg

'Tsk tsk tsk'

On the rooftop, a young man named Aman, wearing the uniform of a JD Express employee and with a watermelon-like hairstyle, stood upright and watched with great interest as Li Hongxia was cornered.

In order to get out of the shadow of a broken heart, Aman chose to go out to sea to relax, but he accidentally encountered the great elder Kong of the deep divers. At that time, Aman was almost eaten by those demons on the spot. In order to survive, Aman made a deal with those demons.