Fairies, please don't talk to me about love

"By the way, Yelang...didn't I kiss you yesterday because I was so happy? If I'm pregnant..."

"If it's just a kiss, there won't be a baby."

"what?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ruyi was stunned.

The theory she had believed in for twenty years was actually denied by Yelang, whom she trusted so much?

But people around me all say that kissing can give birth to a baby... The old ladies at the entrance of the village all say so. After all, they have children, so how could they be wrong?

For a moment, Zhang Ruyi was torn between trusting the minority and trusting the majority.

After some deliberation, she still chose to believe her own Yelang. How could my lover lie to me?

Now the question arises again, if kissing can’t give birth to a child, how can we give birth to a child?

Facing Zhang Ruyi's eyes eager for knowledge, Ye Lingtian really didn't know how to explain to her.

This is too pure! So pure that Ye Lingtian felt a little embarrassed to defile her.

"You will understand it later, Ruyi. Didn't you ask me before if you want to go out with me to gain experience? Now I ask you again, do you want to go out with me to gain experience?"

After avoiding the topic, Ye Lingtian directly asked the question he wanted to ask. After all, this was the serious matter.

She will naturally have plenty of time to learn about physiological knowledge in the future.

"Of course I did! I dream about it!"

Just now when she was dreaming, she really dreamed that she and Ye Lingtian went out to the sect to train together, and then ran to various scenic places, holding hands, walking and chatting.

Is this a dream come true?

Ye Lingtian took a deep breath and shouted towards the entrance of the cave:

"Yun Shao, come in."

Zhang Ruyi must know Yun Shao.

It is said that Yelang's maid who does not want to show up and Xiao Yesu's aunt is now Ye Lingtian's Taoist partner.

Since she is also Ye Lingtian’s Taoist partner, Yun Shao is her sister.

"Sister Yun Shao?"

Zhang Ruyi enthusiastically walked to the entrance of the cave and opened the stone door, but the person who appeared in front of her was not Yun Shao, who was usually hidden under the black robe, but a strange woman with green hair and green eyes.

The strangeness made her feel somewhat familiar.

But, it was clearly Sister Yun Shao's scent outside the door...

"This shouldn't be the first time we've met, right? My name is Sikong Yunshao, and congratulations - Sister Ruyi."

"Yun Shao, save people."

After hearing Ye Lingtian's order, Sikong Yunshao immediately supported Zhang Ruyi, who was about to lie on the bed, and then pointed his finger at her forehead, successfully making her fall asleep.

'Sikong Yunshao... Yelang's maid... Taoist companion... How could I have such a dream...'

......

"How about we stop stimulating her?"

"Since she has chosen to go with you, Xiao Lingtian, it is only a matter of time before she knows these things. Why not give it to her?"

After Xuan Feng got rid of the golden hair, he immediately came to Ye Lingtian’s cave.

I have to say that the golden retriever was really stubborn. Even if all her fur was burned, she would not admit that she had ruined Zhang Ruyi's night.

"And if I don't tell her these things...that golden retriever will use her to do more sinister things..."

Chapter 37 Hurrah! ＼(^▽^)／

"Yelang..."

Zhang Ruyi murmured as she instinctively found Ye Lingtian's hand and rested her head on it.

"Yelang, I just had a dream... I dreamed that the Lord of Alchemy was actually Yun Shao... the one we saw flying in the sky before..."

Finally, Zhang Ruyi opened his eyes and saw Ye Lingtian and Sikong Yunshao.

"Ruyi, relax your mind."

At the moment Zhang Ruyi opened his mouth, Ye Lingtian spoke in time and saved Zhang Ruyi who was about to faint again.

Zhang Ruyi, who had finally come to his senses, crawled directly behind Ye Lingtian and hid, as if he did not dare to see Sikong Yunshao again.

To her, a person like Sikong Yunshao was like a deity from heaven. Now that this deity could sit in the same room with her...it was a sign of her having good mental qualities that she was not frightened to death.

Just as Zhang Ruyi took a deep breath, she suddenly realized that her little cutie Ji Xuan was there too.

So, in desperation, she picked up Xuan Feng and started sucking it on her head.

After all, cute things are better... Dan Shen and the like are too scary.

"Little Ji Xuan, should I call you sister from now on?"

Zhang Ruyi selectively ignored Sikong Yunshao and turned his attention to Xuan Feng.

"Well... Zhang Ruyi, there's actually something I haven't told you."

Xuan Feng broke free from Zhang Ruyi's arms and jumped off the bed, then, under the watchful eyes of the three people, she was bathed in fire and turned into a big Xuan Feng.

Five-colored divine light, seal of the divine phoenix, red hair and golden eyes.

Zhang Ruyi recalled the book “Phoenix Covering the Sky” that he had read before, and the description of the human form of the divine phoenix was exactly like this.

In fact, people have never dared to draw the human form of the Divine Phoenix. Not to mention how many people have seen it, even if they have seen it, they are unable to take even a close look due to its pressure.

Therefore, the only information handed down about the "divine phoenix human form" is just this one line of words.

Although it is short, it is memorable.

The only one who can possess these three characteristics is the Divine Phoenix, right?

Ok.

"I'm actually——"

"Yun Shao, save people."

"it is good."

Sikong Yunshao took out a magical pill that could bring back the dead and saved Zhang Ruyi's life at the gates of hell.

If the Miss Yun Shao she was referring to was Sikong Yun Shao, Zhang Ruyi could still barely bear it.

But why can the little Ji Xuan that I have been holding in my arms be the legendary divine phoenix?

I held the Divine Phoenix in my arms and inhaled it for so long?

"Isn't it true that you are still too young?"

Xuan Feng walked over and sat beside Ye Lingtian, watching Zhang Ruyi who had fallen into coma again.

Just this little stimulation can make her faint several times, alas.

"Xuan Feng, change back first."

"Little Lingtian..."

"..."

Ye Lingtian understood the truth, but Da Xuanfeng still couldn't quite accept it.

Her pressure was truly terrifying.

"If you stay with Xiao Lingtian for a long time like this, Xiao Lingtian won't be afraid anymore, right?"

"Xuan Feng, you look so scary that even Yun Shao is shaking."

Ye Lingtian pointed at Sikong Yunshao who was supporting Zhang Ruyi. At this moment, Sikong Yunshao was indeed trembling uncontrollably as he said.

In fact, she wasn't that scared when she saw the giant black phoenix a thousand years ago.

At that time, she felt more respect in her heart, but -

After Xuan Feng had survived ten tribulations, he had transcended the category of divine beasts and became the creature closest to "heaven".

The pressure brought by these creatures is no less than that of the sky. It is amazing that they can hold on without falling down.

"Okay...Xiao Lingtian...Ulla! I'm back!"

The little black phoenix crawled into Ye Lingtian's arms, making the two people present breathe a sigh of relief.

Chapter 38: The Swordsman and the Young Taoist Priest

After Xuan Feng passed the tribulation, her appearance returned to what it was before.

That’s right, the Big Black Phoenix is ​​her original appearance. The reason why she still uses the young form to the outside world is entirely because of Ye Lingtian.

Since Ye Lingtian prefers the Little Black Phoenix and is afraid of the Big Black Phoenix, I will continue to be the Little Black Phoenix!

But deep down, Xuanfeng still hopes that one day Ye Lingtian will be able to accept her, because that is the real and most beautiful her.

She wanted to always show her most beautiful side to Ye Lingtian.

......

"Yelang...I just had a dream..."

This time when she opened her eyes, there was only Ye Lingtian in Zhang Ruyi's eyes.

The idea that the Phoenix Pill God had always been by his side was simply too scary. No matter how he thought about it, he knew it couldn't be true.

Yun Shao is Yun Shao, Ji Xuan is Ji Xuan, they are both her good sisters.

And the same goes for Ye Su.

Zhang Ru saw the cute Xiao Ye Su limping towards her and happily picked her up.

“Xiao Yesu, are you here to congratulate your sister as well?”

Huang Fusu glanced at Xuan Feng and Sikong Yunshao who were ignored by Zhang Ruyi. Under their pressure, he was forced to abolish his top assistant himself:

"Ruyi...it's not that I don't want to help you...in fact, I am the second emperor of the Huangji Dynasty..."

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Under multiple stimulations, Zhang Ruyi finally accepted this fact.

That is, none of the three maids around Ye Lingtian are normal people.

The two lolis she had been holding and sucking were both ancient big guys, and the girl Yun Shao who had been hiding in a black robe was actually named Sikong or something.

Since they are not normal, then my master and that little junior sister are at least normal people, right?

"Actually, we didn't want to tell you, but if you want to go out with us to train, we don't know if it's not possible."

"I understand. My tolerance is really a little low."

He fainted four times in just half a day.

I fainted three times.

The legendary king of dizziness resistance is no more than this.

"Yelang... since my sisters are so powerful..."

Zhang Ruyi, who was surrounded by people, hugged Ye Lingtian, looking scared.

I have to be scared! My sisters are all like this.

The fact that she was able to be rescued is actually quite remarkable among her peers.

"Ruyi, you don't actually need to worry about this."