I'm the protagonist's dad, but the heroines want to kill me

When Lin Ran saw the little bird, he exclaimed like the onlookers. It was the first time he saw such a beautiful and unique bird. The little bird stood on Mu Shiwen's shoulder, occasionally making a few crisp chirps.

Mu Shiwen said: "This is a spiritual monster. Whoever's shoulder this little bird lands on, please come down and compete with me!"

After saying that, Mu Shiwen put the little bird on the back of his hand, bent down and kissed it. The little bird fluttered and flew into the air. Everyone in the audience was watching to see which bastard the little bird would fly to.

If it's an old man, they hope Mu Shiwen can win later. If it's a handsome young man, they also hope to win. If this beautiful girl is not themselves, it's best to stay single.

Lin Ran also stared at the little bird curiously. The energy fluctuations surging from the bird were not weak. Moreover, how did they choose people in this way? If someone brought something the bird liked to eat, wouldn’t the bird go over?

There were indeed many people who had the same idea as Lin Ran. They kept trying to attract the bird over, and they tried their best. But the bird, just like people, ignored them and circled over the teahouse.

After circling around for a long time, when people were about to doze off, the little bird returned to the second floor and suddenly looked in the direction of Lin Ran, and actually came towards Lin Ran.

Lin Ran was stunned and quickly tilted his body. He thought that the bird saw the person behind it and wanted to fly over.

Erniu, who was standing by, excitedly pulled Lin Ran, pointed at the bird and said, "Uncle Lin, maybe that bird is flying over to find you!"

Lin Ran quickly covered Erniu's big mouth and whispered, "Hey, kid, Uncle Lin doesn't have any interest in this kind of young cabbage, so don't be such a pawn."

Erniu couldn't help but roll his eyes, seeming to be speechless about what Lin Ran said. It was obvious that Uncle Lin was a pervert, dragging him to see beautiful women every day. Now he said he didn't like this. Family members, who would believe this?

The bird flew towards Lin Ran. The people here cheered excitedly and shouted, "Come to my side, come to my side!"

A bunch of people were crowding towards the fence. In order to avoid being used as a scapegoat, Lin Ran quickly pulled Erniu away from here. The railing was crumbling.

With a "swish" sound, the railing broke and a group of people fell from the second floor to the first floor. The noise suddenly filled the Yong'an Teahouse.

The whole floor was suddenly in chaos, with many people making noises and laughing at the guys who fell to the first floor.

Suddenly someone asked curiously: "Did anyone notice where the bird flew to?"

"Yeah, where did the bird fly to? Did anyone see it?"

"I didn't see it. I only saw a bunch of people falling down!"

Everyone looked at each other, wondering which bastard could be the one who could get close to this mysterious woman with great strength.

Erniu stood on tiptoe, poked his head out and looked around, but he didn't see any trace of the bird. Curiously, he pulled Lin Ran's sleeve and said, "Uncle Lin, did you see where the bird went?"

Lin Ran turned around, looked at Erniu and said, "I don't know where he went..."

"Uncle Lin..."

When Erniu saw Lin Ran's right shoulder, he looked terrified, as if he had seen a ghost. But the next moment, he grabbed Lin Ran and shouted ecstatically, "Uncle Lin, Uncle Lin, it's you! The bird chose you! You want to marry an old woman!"

"Hey, damn, you idiot, don't..."

Lin Ran was about to scold Erniu, but he couldn't help but turn his head to look at his shoulder.

The golden-red bird with beautiful patterns had quietly stood on his shoulder at some point. When it saw him looking over, it called out a few times and tilted its head. Its eyes looked at Lin Ran, as if to say, "Boy, stop looking, it's you!"

Lin Ran suddenly fell into deep thought...

When did this little thing come to him?

He came here for fun and to watch the show, not to compete in a martial arts competition to win a wife!

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Chapter 74: Bastard, don't bully the poor middle-aged

Erniu's voice immediately drew attention back, and everyone looked towards Lin Ran's position.

When seeing the golden-red bird on Lin Ran's shoulder, many people on the second floor beat their chests in regret.

If I had known this, I should have stepped onto the stage earlier and competed with Miss Mu Shiwen. At least I would have had some chance, instead of not even having a chance to compete now.

When Mu Shiwen saw the bird land on Lin Ran, a hint of sneer flashed through her eyes, but her expression was a bit surprised, and her voice became a bit higher. She said, "Since this bird has chosen you, please come down and compete with me!"

Erniu was also very excited at this time and pulled Lin Ran and said: "Uncle Lin, your chance to get the old woman has come, hurry down and fight!"

Lin Ran bowed and said, "Thank you for the kindness of this lady, but I am married and I am only here to watch the fun. I have no intention of participating. It is better to leave this opportunity to other gentlemen present!"

These words won the applause of many people, probably because they saw another chance to defeat such a beautiful girl in a duel.

"One more time, one more time!"

Such a voice suddenly rang out on the field, but Mu Shiwen's expression remained unchanged, and she said softly: "Since the treasure given to me by the master has chosen you, it means that you are the one I like. If you don't come down to compete, Shiwen will pester you and insist that you accept me."

Suddenly someone in the crowd shouted, "Miss Mu, that young master is a coward and looks down on you. I love you, give me a chance!"

"That's right. How can such a weakling who can't have children bring happiness to you? With that frail body, I'm afraid it will fall down if the wind blows. You will be a widow once you marry me."

Everyone started talking and laughing, and all they did was call Lin Ran a wimp, a loser who would probably die if he got fucked by a woman.

Although he was very angry, Lin Ran really didn't want to have anything to do with such a strange woman. He owed her enough now, and if he caused any more trouble, he would be annoyed to death in the end.

Lin Ran had a cold face and said nothing. He pulled Erniu and prepared to leave.

Erniu was still thinking about saying something, but when he saw Lin Ran's look, he didn't dare to speak. Seeing Uncle Lin's current state, no matter how stupid Erniu was, he knew that Uncle Lin was angry.

Lin Ran just walked out, and many people automatically made way for him, but their eyes and words were full of contempt and ridicule.

People tend to follow the crowd. Basically, if one or two people curse, it will easily lead a large group of people to curse.

Lin Ran took Er Niu and left Yong'an Tea House. Mu Shiwen looked at the backs of Lin Ran and the child, with a hint of thought in her eyes...

……

When Lin Ran brought Erniu to a shop selling sweet soup, Lin Ran smiled and said to the shop owner, "Give me two bowls of our signature sweet soup!"

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!" The owner of the dessert shop responded and went to the kitchen to busy himself.

Lin Ran sat on a chair on the street and poured a cup of tea for himself and Erniu.

Seeing Erniu looking like he didn't dare to speak, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "I was thinking about why Uncle Lin just scolded me so many times, but I didn't say anything back. Instead, I took you away from that place."

Erniu looked at Lin Ran for a long time, nodded, and asked cautiously: "Uncle Lin, aren't you angry?"

"Angry!"

Lin Ran took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "I'll definitely get angry if I'm scolded!"

"Then why didn't Uncle Lin beat up those guys? I remember that Uncle Lin, you are very powerful. When those people came to my family to collect protection fees, they fell without you even doing anything!" Erniu still remembers the scene when Uncle Lin helped their family that day. With Uncle Lin, those bad guys no longer dared to come to their house to collect protection fees.

In Erniu's opinion, Uncle Lin is the most powerful person in the world, but today Uncle Lin...

"Erniu!"

Lin Ran said earnestly: "Today's events were basically caused by that woman. If that woman hadn't organized a martial arts competition to recruit a bride, and randomly selected someone to blame your uncle Lin, would this have happened?

The people who started the commotion should not be blamed, but that woman is the most hateful one."

"Erniu, remember this from now on. Women like this are bad women. They use their beauty and tricks to manipulate a large group of men. Many men have already fallen in love with them, not knowing that they are being used as guns!"

When Erniu heard Uncle Lin say this, he thought about it and suddenly slapped the table and said, "Uncle Lin, it seems to be true. I saw a lot of people are crazy about that woman."

Not long after leaving there, Erniu recalled the scene there. Indeed, some people were very obsessed with that woman and expressed their love fanatically, which was indeed a bit strange.

In fact, there are some things that Lin Ran hasn't said yet, that is, the woman named Mu Shiwen, her strength is unfathomable, and there may be no one present who can be her opponent. What the hell is this martial arts competition for a bride?

Erniu also figured it out. He scratched his head and said to Lin Ran apologetically, "I'm sorry, Uncle Lin. I was also deceived by that bad woman just now. I kept calling you to compete. By the way, Uncle Lin, are you really married? What about Aunt Lin?"

"Aunt Lin went to a very far place, and Uncle Lin is trying hard to find her, so he came to Ji Shui to look for her!" Lin Ran said, patting Erniu's head.

"Is Aunt Lin pretty?" Erniu asked curiously, "Is she as pretty as that bad woman just now?"

"Hahaha, she is much prettier than that bad woman. Your Aunt Lin is a gentle and silly woman. She always keeps the suffering for herself and helps others." When Lin Ran thought of Mu Qiqun, he couldn't help but recall some interesting things with a smile on his lips.

Erniu asked: "Is this a bad woman or a good woman?"

"Auntie Lin is a good woman, and your mother is also a good woman. She worked hard to raise you and brought you delicious food as soon as possible.

"When you marry an old woman in the future, you should marry a good woman with a character like your mother, not the bad woman in the teahouse just now, who has only the appearance but is full of bad intentions, understand?" Lin Ran said.

"Uncle Lin, I understand!" Erniu said with sparkling eyes.

The boss brought over two bowls of cold sugar water and said in a loud voice, "Dear guests, the sugar water is here!"

After seeing the boss put the sugar water in, Lin Ran added: "Boss, I want to pack a portion to take away later, is that okay?"

"Of course you can. Just ask the newspaper boy to bring the dishes back. I often buy newspapers from him!" Lao Bang said cheerfully.

I didn’t expect that the boss was also a regular customer of Erniu.

When the boss walked back into the kitchen, Lin Ran said to Erniu, "Take that bowl back for your mother. It's icy and cool, and it will cool you down~"

"Thank you Uncle Lin!" Erniu said excitedly.

"What are you thanking me for? I should thank you. Without you, how could Uncle Lin have newspapers to read every day? Hahaha!"

……

After sending Erniu home, Lin Ran strolled around the street outside and asked whether the space tunnel had been restored. He got the same reply as before and felt bored, so he went back home and simply spent his time practicing hard in the hotel.

Lin Ran had just returned to his room and hadn't had time to relax. When he saw the person sitting at the table in the corner of the room, he suddenly tensed up and frowned, saying, "Ms. Mu Shiwen, I didn't agree to your duel, but you rushed straight into my room. I'm a little scared!"

From that dark corner, a slender figure walked out and went to where the sun was shining. She was wearing a veil. It was the woman who participated in the martial arts competition to win a husband in the morning, Mu Shiwen.

Mu Shiwen gently stroked her hair, looking at Lin Ran who was very wary of her, and couldn't help but smile: "Mr. Lin is so wary of a weak woman like me, am I that scary? I won't take your life!"

"Miss, if you want to take my life, I'm afraid it's just a matter of a few moves!" Lin Ran bowed his hands and said respectfully: "Miss, if you need me to do something, just tell me directly. There's no need to beat around the bush. I will go through mountains of swords and seas of fire without hesitation."

"Oh, is it so?"

Mu Shiwen looked at Lin Ran meaningfully, and actually took a few steps towards Lin Ran. The two of them were almost sticking together, and a pleasant, light floral scent filled Lin Ran's nostrils.

Mu Shiwen leaned close to Lin Ran's ear and exhaled softly. Then the tone of his voice suddenly changed and he said, "If I want your life, will you be willing to give it to me, Lin Ran, the head of the Lin family?"

Hearing this, Lin Ran's pupils suddenly contracted, and his right hand immediately activated the escape ring that Lin Hongjia had given him. A silver light flashed and wrapped Lin Ran in it.

But when Lin Ran opened his eyes again, he was still in the hotel room instead of the Lin family of the Li Dynasty. Lin Ran's heart suddenly fell to the bottom and he was already extremely desperate.

This TM also has the means to seal off space, which is not something that can be done at the Nirvana Realm, but a means that requires the Dragon Transformation Realm or even the Immortal Realm.

Mu Shiwen's eyes were full of teasing. She found Lin Ran's expression of despair very interesting and couldn't help but ask, "Mr. Lin Ran, are you performing a magic trick?"

"Girl... No, sir, what did I do wrong? Please let me go. I have old parents and young children, as well as a large family to take care of. You'd better take my life later!" Lin Ran admitted his mistake sincerely. The strong man who had the means to block the space was not someone he, who was just a small spiritual pill realm, could match. The situation was pressing, so he just had to admit his mistake.

"Hahaha~"

When Mu Shiwen heard Lin Ran's words, she actually burst into laughter. For a moment, Lin Ran was a little confused. What was so funny? Was he laughing at his humility?

If there was a clown mask in the fantasy world, he would want to wear it. But if the situation wasn't stronger than him, would he have to do so?

Don’t look down on the poor in middle age, you bastard!

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Chapter 75: Lin Ran is tortured

Mu Shiwen laughed for a long time, until tears came out of her eyes. She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, walked to the bed and sat down, crossed her legs, looked up at Lin Ran and said, "Mr. Lin Ran, you still have a talent for comedy, keep it up!"

"Sir, please stop joking. I have done something to offend you. Please tell me and I will do my best to make amends."

Lin Ran smiled bitterly. He still didn't know what this woman Mu Shiwen wanted to do. He was like a ball and was trampled on by others. The key point was that this woman didn't say what he had done to offend her, which made him feel very uncomfortable.

"make up?"

Mu Shiwen seemed to have heard something interesting, and couldn't help but sneer, saying: "In my opinion, you are the least qualified to say this. I only want your life, and I am not interested in anything else!"

"Sir, even if you want to kill me, you have to give a reason, right? At least let people die with understanding, right?" Lin Ran was almost driven crazy by this woman's torture. He now regretted very much that he had gone to Yong'an Teahouse this morning to watch such a martial arts competition to win a bride. Now his life was almost taken away by it.

"Die, I didn't say I wanted you to die?"

Mu Shiwen stood up, twisted her graceful body and came to Lin Ran, saying softly: "I just want your life, not to kill you. After all, killing you would make you too..."

Before the other party finished speaking, Lin Ran felt a sharp pain in his knee that instantly surged to his nerves. He saw Mu Shiwen retract his long legs in boots.

Because his knee was shattered, he couldn't even stand and could only collapse to the ground, without even the chance to use his spiritual power.

The strange dark blue energy ball that penetrated into his body completely blocked his spiritual power, and now he was no more than an ordinary person.

Mu Shiwen looked at Lin Ran who was lying on the ground and continued, "Killing you would make you too comfortable. What I want is your life. I want to torture you and make you live a life worse than death. I will let you feel what hell is like."

Lin Ran tried hard to stand up, but Mu Shiwen stepped on his back, making it difficult for him to get up. He could only lie on the dirty floor and shouted calmly, "Sir, I accept your torture, but can you tell me the reason? At least let me be convinced?"