My system is weird.

"Can pain really produce pleasure?" Li Xia was sitting on the subway, and the scene of Mizuze Long being electrocuted to the point of foaming at the mouth appeared in his mind. He decided to try to understand Kirikiri Kiyomizu, and perhaps he could find the logic behind her behavior.

"Hehe~ If you're hurt by the one you love, it's okay~" Qian came over immediately, smiling innocently.

Chapter 96 A Little M

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Chapter 97: All Reversals Are Fake

"Dad, the water is ready, let's take a bath together~" Qian hugged Li Xia's arm, raised her head, looked at his face, and smiled innocently.

"Go wash it yourself, you bastard!" Li Xia shook her hand away. Na Qian had no idea what to do. She seemed happy to play the role of the daughter and had now completely entered the state of transformation.

"Teaching my daughter physiological knowledge in the bathroom is the standard of a qualified father!" Qian pouted and wanted to rub her face against him: "Qian wants to learn physiological knowledge."

"Nonsense!" Li Xia's mouth twitched, and he tried to shake her off: "This kind of father you are talking about only appears in weird movies."

"Are you two going to take a bath or not~" Qingura Mai walked over in her pajamas, tying her short blonde hair into a ponytail at the back of her head.

"Let this guy go first." Li Xia finally pulled his hand out of Qian's arms, turned around and saw Qingpu Wu looking at him with a smile in her eyes.

"what are you laughing at?"

"Haha, they really look alike~" Qing Pu Mai glanced at the two of them: "Don't you think we look like a family, dad, mom and child?"

"Come on." Li Xia waved her hand and pointed at Qian, saying, "Having a daughter like this would definitely make her angry to death."

"Ouch~" Qian bit his finger.

After sending Qian away, Li Xia and Qingpu Mai sat on the bed with a laptop in the middle.

"Then let's start." Li Xia opened the script: "Where do you think there is a problem?"

"In terms of character creation." Qingpu Mai took out a pair of nail clippers, sat next to her, and began to trim her nails: "But the character is not three-dimensional enough."

"For example, real women are different from women in movies and TV shows. A real girlfriend is not willing to let you bite her, nor will she scream so passionately. This script lacks sensory stimulation. The character creation must be realistic."

"Although your analogy is inappropriate, I understand what you mean." Li Xia nodded. This script is all about telling a story and does not create female characters, so during the actual filming process, there may be situations where one cannot empathize with the characters, which means it will feel awkward.

"Yes, it can be shaped with very simple actions." Qingpu Mai casually threw the cut nails into the trash can: "For example, when the husband is in a bad mood, just stay by his side. I will agree with his plans, and I will be happy when my husband is happy."

"Isn't your request too high?" Li Xia's mouth twitched. Is the girl that Qingpu Wu is talking about an angel?

"It makes the viewers feel that ordinary things are beautiful." Qingpu Mai hugged her chest: "Dating together, looking at each other affectionately, kissing each other, exploring secrets, learning knowledge, and developing each other."

"Sorry, our show is for all ages, so the ones mentioned later won't appear." Li Xia curled her lips. Qing Pu Mai was actually very talented and could quickly see what was missing from a script. Of course, you couldn't just listen to her completely, otherwise it would become restricted.

"Leave the details to me." Qian came in from outside wearing a loose T-shirt, wiping her hair with a towel: "Qian is the best~"

Li Xia turned her head and saw two long snow-white legs exposed under her T-shirt. Qian was not tall, but her proportions were good, so her legs looked very long.

However, since the T-shirt only reaches the base of the thighs, and since it only looks like the long white legs, the visual effect looks like there is nothing underneath.

As she walked over, her T-shirt swung, revealing her black...

"Fuck!" Li Xia yelled, "Put on your underwear, you bastard!"

Qian has a strong talent for writing. After she joined, she polished Li Xia's script. Every scene description seems to appear right in front of you when you read it.

The characters' lines also become concise and clear, and their personalities come alive on paper.

A wife who always has a gentle smile, and an ordinary but hardworking husband, who finally chooses to give up his career and stay at home to accompany his wife's projection.

They all seemed to come alive.

"Here you can add a scene where a wife sees the repairman's muscles, but her husband just wants to sleep at night." Qingpu Mai said seriously: "After all, women have greater needs after marriage, and men lose interest in their wives after having sex many times, unless they can keep researching new positions."

"Don't listen to her, Qian." Li Xia pouted. Qingpu Mai is good at everything except driving.

The idea was proposed by Qingura Mai, who summarized it into a script, and then Akane came to polish it. The three of them worked very quickly and smoothly, as if there were no writer's blocks.

"Xian, with your level, you should be able to write a very good work." Li Xia looked at Qian whose fingers were moving quickly on the keyboard: "It would be a pity to give up."

Li Xia originally thought that Qian was just an ordinary light novel author who became famous for writing a good subject.

It was only after this collaboration that I discovered that she has a very solid foundation in writing.

To give an analogy, it is like in A-comics, in order to make the work more exciting, the women or the plot will be drawn in a particularly exaggerated way.

But true masters don’t use that. The female characters they create are beautiful just by standing there, with highlights all over their bodies.

"Because there is nothing I want to write~" Qian raised her head and looked at Li Xia with a smile.

"But with your hand speed, 20,000 words a day should be no problem." Li Xia pointed at the screen. After the three of them worked for several hours, Qian had already revised a script of 6,000 words.

"Because I'm with my dad~" Qian's smile was always pure, so Li Xia couldn't tell that what she said was true.

She placed a hand on her chest: "Xia, when you think you are needed, inspiration will leak out of your body."

"I always feel that your word choice is strange." Li Xia did not ask further. The author's inspiration is a very metaphysical thing: "Is there anything else I can do?"

"If it's okay~" Qian smiled and opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, and pointed with her finger: "Qian wants to try writing a script while biting it."

"Okay, I'll satisfy you!" Li Xia took out a banana from the side and stuffed it in: "Hold it in your mouth, don't break it."

"Hehe~" Qian chuckled, not angry. She really held a banana in her mouth while typing on the keyboard, proving her superb oral skills.

The three of them worked until late at night, and they didn't know what time it was before they finally couldn't hold on any longer and fell asleep.

The next day, sunlight shone through the window.

Li Xia opened his eyes dazedly and rubbed them with his hands. He first looked down and found that there was no one lying there, then he looked around.

Qingpu Mai was sleeping in a big letter "L", snoring and drooling. Qian also hugged the pillow with both hands, buried her head in it, and slept soundly.

Everyone was dressed neatly, and it turned out that those scenes in the movies where people woke up to find they had been pushed backwards and lost their virginity were all fake.

Chapter 98 Driving without a rival

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Chapter 99 This is normal

"Li~ I don't have the right underwear~" Qian was holding a change of clothes in her hand, tilting her head, with worry written all over her face.

"Don't you have it in your hand?" Li Xia frowned and pointed at the clothes in her hand, which was a light green skirt and pants, and a set of ordinary flesh-colored underwear.

"But when riding the roller coaster, Li's hands should be placed on..." Qian looked troubled.

"Don't worry, I'm afraid of riding roller coasters." Li Xia raised his wrist and looked at his watch: "There's no time to waste. If we're any later, it will be peak time and the queue will be too long."

"Hehe, I have some~" Qing Pu Mai raised her head and looked at Qian with a smile: "Whether it's transparent, open-crotch, or hollow style, Qian and I have similar figures, so we can wear them."

"Can girls exchange underwear?" Li Xia's eyes twitched.

"That depends on the style." Qing Pu Mai stood up and went into the room. Her voice came from the room: "Wouldn't it be better to wear someone else's clothes if they were used for use?"

Qingura Mai quickly came out of the room with several sets of underwear in her hands, but they were all unopened.

"You don't even have a boyfriend, why do you have such a wide range of styles?" Li Xia glanced over and it was just as she had said, with a dazzling array of varieties.

"I want to buy something when it's on sale." Qing Pu Mai shrugged, looking helpless: "The so-called shopping is to imagine the future usage scenarios and then buy it now."

"I often feel like I can use it later, just like I bought a lot of books and wanted to read them carefully, but in fact I threw them in a corner and never opened them."

"Get ready early. After all, I'm so pretty, and I might need it tomorrow."

"When did you buy this?" Li Xia picked up a black lace hollow style. This pair of underwear has a side tie design and a transparent effect on the front.

If you really put it on, it would be like the skin outside the pubic bone is covered with a layer of black gauze, and the original purpose of underwear, which is to cover your shame, has been lost.

"This one." Qingpu Mai picked up the label and took a look at it: "I bought it three years ago."

"Come on." Li Xia patted her shoulder: "You have to believe in yourself, it will be useful soon."

"It's okay~" Qing Pu Mai waved her hand indifferently: "If you really don't need it, just wear it as normal underwear."

"Won't you feel cool when you blow the wind like this?" Li Xia saw Qian running to the room to change clothes, and didn't mind chatting with her for a while: "It's like if your feet are cold, no matter how much you wear, you will still feel cold. It won't play its original role, it's just a waste."

"Don't boys also wear stockings inside?" Qing Pu Mai pouted: "Isn't that more wasteful?"

"It probably helps keep you warm." Li Xia replied, "Then you don't need to wear long johns."

While the two were chatting, Qian had already changed her clothes and walked out of the room. Her long hair was draped over her shoulders, and she was wearing a white women's shirt and an ordinary light green skirt. She put her hands behind her back and looked at Li Xia with a smile.

It matches her usual style very well. Qian is not the kind of beauty that can topple a country, but a beauty next door who looks very pretty when she smiles.

"Let's go~" Li Xia stood up, and Qian immediately came over with a smile and took his arm.

"Remember to call me if you don't come back at night~" Qing Pu Mai reminded: "I won't call you, so as not to become a weird play tool."

The amusement park is located in the east of the city. The two took a tram, which was right in front of the entrance to the amusement park.

"There are so many people." Li Xia held Qian to his chest, looked up and around, and was completely carried forward by the crowded flow of people. This amusement park was built a long time ago, and the roads and other facilities were quite crowded.

"I'm so excited~" Qian stood on tiptoe, trying to see farther, pointing at the Ferris wheel in the distance, her eyes sparkling: "Ferris wheel, if you sit on it, you will definitely be able to see very far away!"

"Yeah, you can see very far!" Li Xia also perked up when he saw her expression and patted her head: "Wait, wait, wait, we'll ride the roller coaster. Don't be scared."

As the two were talking, the staff in front shouted, "Please enter in an orderly manner."

As the staff member finished speaking, people began to crowd forward.

"Ugh~" Li Xia stood in the corner, supporting himself against the wall with one hand, covering his chest with his hand, pretending to vomit.

"Li, let me rub your back~" Qian stood aside, looking worried, and gently stroked his back with her hand.

"It's okay." Li Xia rinsed her mouth with mineral water and felt better. She took out toilet paper and wiped her lips. "I was squeezed just now, so my body felt uncomfortable when riding the roller coaster. It has nothing to do with the roller coaster."

"Well, because Li has been protecting Qian~" Qian held her chin with both hands and looked at Li Xia with a smile.

"Not really." Li Xia turned his head away. There were many people around just now, so he protected Qian in his arms. It was just a subconscious action. Although he came to his senses immediately, Qian was a zombie and could beat him to death with her little fists. She didn't need his protection at all.

"There are so many people." Li Xia looked at the crowd in the distance. After entering the amusement park, although it was not as crowded as at the entrance, everyone walked together in groups, and it took a long time to queue up to play any project.

"Why do these hateful couples like to come to the amusement park on weekends to show off their affection?"

"Hehe, but in the eyes of others, we are also a hateful couple~" Qian was still patting Li Xia's back with one hand.

"It seems that the Ferris wheel should be visited last." Li Xia looked up at the long queue of people lining up under the Ferris wheel in the distance: "Let's go to some less popular attractions first~"

"Great~" Qian didn't mind at all about not being able to go on the Ferris wheel she had been longing for, and followed Li Xia with a smile.

Although they didn't go to any popular tourist attractions, the crowds around them were still very crowded. Li Xia was afraid that she would get lost, so she took the initiative to hold her hand.

"Are you afraid of this guy?" Li Xia walked to a haunted house. A staff member was holding a chainsaw and acting as a chainsaw killer. However, compared to other projects, this place was relatively deserted.

The staff looked at such a cute girl like Qian and immediately made a chopping motion towards this side.

"Him?" Qian looked at the staff, tilted her head, thought for a few seconds, and said seriously: "Killing people with a chainsaw is too slow. The chainsaw produces a cutting effect by rotating, and it is difficult to accurately control the cutting to the fatal part. It is better to kill with a knife directly, and then cut slowly."

"..." Li Xia's mouth twitched, and she always felt something was wrong.

The staff member also heard Qian talking. Although his expression could not be seen due to the mask, his body involuntarily took a few steps back.

"Xian will protect Li, so don't be afraid~" Qian smiled and took Li Xia's hand and walked into the haunted house.

As soon as the two entered the haunted house, they heard a groaning sound coming from not far away, which was out of tune with the surrounding horror atmosphere.

"This is some kind of dubbing." Li Muzhi said seriously, "It's normal to appear in a haunted house."

Chapter 100: One hundred each time, write the correct word

"Harder~ Faster~!" The moans became louder and louder, mixed with a few meaningless Japanese words.

"This happens a lot in movies." Li Xia said calmly, "There should be two staff members in front. They are pushing something hard, so it's normal for them to make some noises. It's an old routine."

"Si Guoyi!" Qian looked up at Li Xia with admiration on her face. Even though the lighting was dim at first, some purple ambient lights shone over from time to time.

But the little stars in her eyes were about to jump out, and it was obvious that Qian completely believed what Li Xia said.

"Snake, put yours away." There was another burst of Japanese at the beginning, this time with adjectives added.

"NMD!" Li Xia was so angry that she wanted to throw the skull on the wall to the ground. She didn't expect that there would actually be someone doing such a thing in a haunted house and shouting so loudly.

"Li guessed wrong ~ so awesome!" Qian smiled happily, shaking Li Xia's hand with an admiring look.

"Uh..." Li Xia touched his head. Although he didn't know what was so great about guessing wrong, when a beautiful girl looked at him with admiration and her eyes were full of stars, which man could completely resist it?

"Let's go." Li Xia coughed twice, held Qian's little hand, and walked into the tunnel. He was not afraid at all, but he was mainly afraid that Qian would get lost.

The overall atmosphere of this horror house is pretty good. It is not one of those plastic ghosts, but it is similar to the layout of an abandoned school, with messy and broken scattered chairs everywhere.

There are small words written in pencil by students on the desks. I don’t know which school these words were discarded from. It makes me feel very immersive.

Li Xia wanted to avoid the couple who made the noise, so she took another route.

Then I turned the corner and saw a blonde woman with her hands on the handrail in an aisle that looked like a school corridor. Her shorts and underwear fell on her calves, and her clothes were unbuttoned and pushed to her waist.