Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Shirai Kuroko almost exploded. He just left the chair and sat back down, smiling like a fool: "However, if you can dress up as a woman... Hey, Kuroko, I really want to see my dream lover again... Bah! Anyway, you better dress up as a woman!"

She flicked Kuroko's forehead hard for the third time. Looking at her red forehead, Rin curled her lips and said, "In that case, Kuroko, you should leave the group. In fact, having Mikoto is enough."

"How could I possibly let you cheat on me!"

"Green? If you have delusions, go see a doctor, mount!"

The two of them glared at each other and started bickering. Shokuhou couldn't help laughing nearby, "How childish!"

"Used to it."

After calmly taking a sip of coffee, Misaka Mikoto looked at the two people in front of her who were bickering for some inexplicable reason with boredom, and yawned.

……

"..."

Rin swallowed, took out his phone, glanced at Kaguya's reply, confirmed that what he needed to buy was the thing in front of him, put the phone back into his trouser pocket, and reached out his hand tremblingly.

She was just a little bit away from hooking the square-packaged product in front of her that only girls could use, but a voice suddenly rang out from behind, and she scared Rin so much that she retracted her hand again.

"You unlucky bastard! Don't take it!"

Shokuhou Misaki blushed and hurriedly walked up to him and pushed him from the current shelf to the other side: "This is tissue paper, idiot."

"Uh... who said I wanted to buy tissue paper?"

Holding his forehead, Lin pointed helplessly at the shelf over there: "My girlfriend asked me to help her bring that."

"Girlfriend?" Shokuhou was stunned. She looked at Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko who were choosing cups at the end, full of confusion. "So... your girlfriend is not Misaka or Shirai?"

"How is that possible?"

Shaking his head, Rin turned around and walked to the cabinet again and grabbed a pack. At this time, Kuroko just put the cup back on the shelf. He glanced at Rin, froze for a moment, and then appeared beside Rin the next second.

"Yeah, this brand is really better to use. It's not easy to leak. Ape, no, Rin, you are really a girl, right? Really, what's the good of dressing up as a man? You are so cute..."

Covering Kuroko's mouth, Rin felt the pain in his head again: "Don't talk nonsense, Kaguya asked me to bring this."

"What are you doing?"

Mikoto came over curiously, and when she saw what Rin was holding, she stretched out her hand tremblingly. Before she could say anything, Rin covered her mouth.

"I already said I brought it for Kaguya. Are you two crazy? It's just buying something. It's not the 70s or 80s. Why is there such a fuss?"

He threw the bags into the shopping cart one by one and bought a few boxes of tissues to cover them up. Lin covered his face helplessly.

To be honest...among students, this is really surprising.

Ultimately it was Kaguya's fault. God knows how a Penglai native like her could have such a strange relative like her aunt.

"Ahem." Mikoto coughed awkwardly twice, crossed her arms and turned her face away, "Then don't waste your time. I'm still waiting for you to draw the lottery."

"So...your girlfriend is the one called Kaguya?"

"Ah."

The depressed Shokuhou Misaki silently said "Kaguya" twice, raised her head and felt that she needed to relax. She looked left and right and found that the three people were chatting about their daily lives again. No one paid attention to her. She quietly took a box of umbrella covers and threw it into Misaka Mikoto's shopping cart. It just slipped to the ground and she giggled.

"You guys go shopping first, I still have a bunch of stuff."

Taking out his cell phone and checking the items, Lin said something apologetically, then pushed the shopping cart towards the other daily necessities area.

When I passed by the beverage area, I saw a familiar figure putting bottles of food into his shopping cart one by one. Upon closer inspection, I saw that he was putting canned coffee of different brands and flavors.

Then the man turned around with the shopping cart and looked Rin in the eye. He was filled with anger and gnashed teeth, and his image changed drastically.

"you again."

"…Good afternoon, Yuriko."

"You are really haunted."

Thinking of how his image had been greatly damaged and how he had been making a scene like a retard, Accelerator became furious. He snorted coldly, turned around and was about to leave with his shopping cart.

"Well, drink less canned coffee. If you don't have big breasts, it's probably because you drink too much of it."

Suzuko Yuriko paused, looked suspiciously at the coffee in the car, and then shook her head violently: "Gungungun! No one would believe you."

After taking two steps, he suddenly realized that he was going in the wrong direction. He didn't want to take a detour, so he turned around indignantly and pushed the shopping cart towards Lin. When he passed by him, he accidentally saw a corner of an object and curled his lips: "That kind of thing is not easy to use."

After saying that, she almost slapped herself and quickly pushed the cart away, leaving Lin standing there scratching his head, really unable to understand what she meant.

"Forget it, let's continue shopping. Kaguya is such a jerk..."

Mumbling a few words, Rin headed towards the towel and toiletries area.

This day is destined to be spent in laughter and joy.

Chapter 62: Kaguya Forces Herself

And the truth is, laughter is impossible.

Misaka Mikoto was dumped with a box of condoms and was looked at with strange eyes when she was paying the bill. She wished she could find a hole to crawl into. With a woman's sixth sense, she figured out in two seconds that it was Shokuhou Misaki's doing.

So she took out the stun gun, and Shokuhou Misaki hid behind Rin and kept provoking Mikoto.

Of course, such childish behavior did not last long because it affected other customers, and the four people could only bow and apologize continuously.

Then, Shokuhou, whose energy was completely exhausted just by shopping in the mall, could only recover slowly on Rin's back while she played with the others.

……

"I'm back!"

"Welcome back!"

Just like an old married couple, Kaguya, who was playing games on the sofa, waved to Rin. Yuka, who was sitting next to her, nodded and continued watching TV with a Yakult in her hand.

God knows why these two girls who hardly talk to each other get along so harmoniously.

Rin sat down on the sofa and took out the things Kaguya wanted from her phone space one by one, filling up the entire coffee table.

"By the way, I'm quite curious, do you people from Penglai also have menstrual periods... ahem, menstrual periods?"

Kaguya glanced at him and said, "Go away, don't meddle in girls' affairs, idiot."

Just after she finished speaking, she twitched her nose, her eyes suddenly became sharp, and she lay down on Lin's back.

"Hey! What are you doing?!"

"Don't move!"

After sniffing carefully behind Rin, Kaguya sat back down, resting her chin on her hand in thought: "No, although there is the scent of Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko on her body, it is very faint. The scent on her back is definitely not hers. Who could it be? This kind of perfume is generally only worn by more mature people... um."

Kaguya suddenly turned her head to look at Rin and smiled, which made him shudder. She asked gently, "Excuse me, my dear husband, is he carrying Mugino Shenli or Shokuhou Misaki, or maybe the girl Aoi... whom I have never seen before?"

Why the hell do you all have such a keen sense of smell, comparable to that of Kasumi, and your IQ explodes at this time?!

Rin covered her face helplessly, "Shokuhou Misaki, this Kimbre has less physical strength than a five-year-old child. I can only be held back by carrying her on my back."

"I just knew it..."

It seemed that she had gotten used to Rin's passive skills in flirting with girls. Kaguya sighed and didn't bother to care about it. She waved her sleeves to put away all the things on the coffee table, then lowered her head and began to ponder how to avoid having more and more competitors.

Youxiang who was standing by threw the empty bottle into the trash can, trotted all the way to the refrigerator, looked at the Yakult on the top shelf, stretched out her hand, stood on tiptoe to reach it for a long time but couldn't reach it, so she jumped up, and accidentally hit her head. She squatted on the ground, covering her head with her hands, clenched her fists, and wished she could destroy this damn refrigerator immediately.

When Rin heard the sound, he walked over and took a curious look. When he saw Yuxiang's movements, he thought it was Remi who had traveled through time. He held back his laughter and squatted in front of her and touched her head.

Then it was slapped away fiercely. Youxiang glared at him fiercely, stood up and pointed at the bottle of Yakult that was still standing. It was not until Lin handed it to her that she took a last look at the refrigerator, kept the incident firmly in mind and waited for revenge after she recovered, and trotted back to the sofa.

The three people sitting on the sofa look like a family of three.

I had a quick bite in the evening and played online games with Kaguya. It had been a while since I last played games with her and I was too excited. When I was almost done and exited the game and looked at the time, it was already twelve o'clock.

At this time, Youxiang had already fallen asleep. Lin stretched and patted Kaguya: "Wash up and go to bed! It's important to survive...ah, I forgot that you can be resurrected on the spot."

As she spoke, she walked towards the bathroom. Kaguya rubbed her eyes and followed her in. She took out her toothpaste and toothbrush and handed them to Rin: "Brush my teeth for me."

"…What bad habit did you develop?"

Although she looked reluctant, she still took the toothpaste and toothbrush obediently and helped Kaguya brush her teeth. Thinking of the ring, Rin couldn't help but ask curiously: "Sister Yuka came with me, so the system also gave her an identity. What about you, Kaguya? It won't be considered as smuggling, right?"

"Pfft." Kaguya said with a smile after spitting out all the foam, "It's just sneaking across the border. I don't have an identity, and I won't have points or rankings when playing games. I can only rely on my husband to support me."

The two showed their affection in the bathroom for a while, and then returned to the bedroom. Lin looked at the single bed. Before, when Yu Zi and he slept together, it was barely that crowded, but if it was Kaguya, it would be too crowded.

"Forget it, I'll sleep on the sofa."

Rin turned around and glanced at Kaguya who had changed her shirt, and was about to go back to the sofa, but was stopped by Kaguya.

"What? Do you want to sleep on the sofa?"

"……idiot."

Kaguya let go of her hand, closed the door behind her, took a step closer, put her arms around Rin's neck, her eyes curved into two crescents, her eyelashes trembling slightly: "Stupid, haven't you always wanted to know why I bought sanitary pads?"

As she said this, she pushed Rin to the bed, made him sit down, and whispered in his ear.

"Damn it! No way!"

Lin shuddered and almost jumped up from the bed, but Kaguya held her down firmly and continued, "Don't worry, it's just in case. I still have a way to avoid it, so it won't be a bad experience..."

"Ahem, it's not about the experience. Didn't I tell you last time that if we follow the order..."

"Order your head!"

Kaguya was furious and grabbed his face and pulled it hard: "You still tell me that first come first served in this kind of thing?! Wow, you are an idiot, a scumbag harem man! Believe it or not, I will rape you!"

Her face was hurt by her real tearing, and Rin quickly reached out to tickle Kaguya, and then she managed to escape, covering her face with both hands and rubbing it: "If you have something to say, just talk it over, why are you using your hands? Even if you really want to do it, I have to be mentally prepared."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kaguya pushed him down on the bed. They looked at each other in confusion: "What...what are you going to do?"

"Of course... In order to avoid any more trouble, just obey me, stupid Rin, oh hehe."

The situation was urgent. Lin swallowed and was thinking about whether to fight to the end or let her do what she wanted when the door of their room was suddenly opened. Standing at the door was Youxiang rubbing her eyes.

"You...uh?"

Looking at the woman on top of the man, Youxiang was stunned: "Are you guys... going to... reproduce?"

Kaguya was interrupted and was furious, but she didn't want to provoke the Flower Field Tyrant like she did to Old Lady Zi, so she could only suppress her anger: "Since you know, can you help me close the door?"

Then, Youxiang was stunned for a few seconds again, and subconsciously took out her mobile phone and took two photos of the two of them.

"Wow! Wait! Sister Youxiang, what are you doing?!"

……

So, did you do it that night?

Chapter 63: Throwing Flowers for Kaguya

This night was indescribable, well, indescribable in every sense of the word, and braking was necessary.

Anyway, when Rin woke up and pushed away Kaguya, who was lying on him with her bare arms and legs, he sat on the edge of the bed and covered his face. It was hard for him to imagine that he, a pure boy who was not even 16 years old, had completed his coming-of-age ceremony like this.

The important thing is that it is so embarrassing that I can't resist the temptation. How can I face Xiao Ai in the future? How can I open a stable and warm Crystal Palace after I deal with Xiao Ai?

"It's over, it's over. I've really become a scumbag, Xiao Ai... I'm sorry for you."

I originally thought that the order of love and sex should be love first, then going through the hardships of life and death to consolidate love and make vows to never regret, and finally entering the stage of lovelove.

Then, the boy's view of love that he had learned from novels and movies collapsed.

"But... it's a bit strange, that night... it felt similar to this time, it didn't feel like a dream."

Sitting on the bed, Rin muttered to herself like an idiot and successfully woke Kaguya up. Kaguya rubbed her eyes, sat up and lay on Rin's back: "What are you mumbling about so early in the morning? It's very annoying. I've been tossed around all night. Can't you let me have a good sleep?"

"Fuck! You almost killed me at the beginning! Such a bad experience, give me back my money."

Rin, who finished her sentence, was kicked off the bed. Her face almost made close contact with the floor. Kaguya wrapped herself in a blanket and gnashed her teeth, "You didn't take responsibility when you woke up in the morning, and then you went to marry me, and you complained about the bad experience? If the experience was bad, why did you play with me for so long?"

"Who knows... those Forever and Moment can actually be used like that, almost causing a river of blood..."

After complaining a few times, Lin stood up, put on his clothes, and yawned: "Besides, do I look like an irresponsible person? Let's talk about marriage after meeting the parents."