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Thinking of reproductive isolation, Rin suddenly discovered a more serious problem. He had sex with Kaguya, and not to mention the Penglai people, it seemed that Yonglin had already thought of a solution. In addition, the Penglai people also have human structure, so it is not impossible to get pregnant.

But...it's very likely that he had sex with Zi. Can monsters and humans...have children?

"No! Isn't Abe Haruaki the son of a human and a fox demon?"

It was as if he had solved a complicated equation. Rin suddenly realized something and was extremely excited. After regaining consciousness, he discovered his current predicament and Zi's disgusted expression.

"I... Sister Zi, I..."

"rua!"

Unknown onomatopoeia, Yakumo Yukari rolled her eyes at him, took out her phone from her breasts and threw it at Rin: "Go change your clothes, you are really defiling our eyes."

Well, when she mentioned defilement, she glanced at Rin's beep curiously.

"This is all the world's fault!"

Looking at Lin's back as she turned around in shame and ran towards the bushes, Zi couldn't help but laugh out loud. Then, thinking that these fox demons actually dared to touch her, the demon sage's rations, Zi's face changed, and her purple eyes glowed slightly as she looked at the five troublesome fox demons with murderous intent.

The red-haired fox demon in the lead retreated in fear, as if he understood something, and pointed at Yakumo Yukari: "Big...big demon, no! We will not surrender! Can big demons unscrupulously look for beautiful boys to mate with? Can just being pretty and high-level mean they can do whatever they want and block our love?"

The white and soft hands turned into claws, and Yakumo Yukari, who was about to kill, froze up, her face turning pale and blue: "We? Breed...breed?"

"Run quickly, sisters! Give up, big monster. If one of us escapes, we will spread this scandal to everyone, and let all the female monsters in the world snatch your mating partner away."

"You guys are crazy! Who the hell wants to breed with food rations?"

Yakumo Yukari was so angry at the weird thinking that she was jumping up and down. Her mood was extremely complicated, so complicated that she didn't even have the strength to kill people. A few crazy fox demons still ran away, and she covered her face in pain.

"We...what kind of trouble did we pick up?"

Chapter 5: Rin is coveted by thousands of female monsters and wants a child

"Sister Zi..."

Feeling somewhat embarrassed and inexplicably guilty, Rin carefully walked up to Yakumo Yukari, who looked a little broken, and called out to her in a gentle and kind voice.

Yakumo Yukari raised her head. She really didn't want to look at the face of this troublemaker anymore, so she held out her hand: "Give me the phone."

After handing over the phone obediently, Rin saw Yakumo Yukari eagerly open the MC to check her save data. She seemed to be relieved and in a much better mood.

"Forget it, as long as this is still there, I will forgive you for now."

"Where are those fox demons?"

"It ran away. Don't worry about it. This little monster can't cause any trouble. Let's go and continue to head to Monster Mountain."

This Monster Mountain is not the Monster Mountain in Gensokyo, of course... in fact, the nature is similar. This time, Zi's goal is to find the great Tengu spirit Jiuirin. According to legend, she seems to know the location of Gensokyo Academy.

She easily forgave the troublesome Rin. Zi didn't know why she became so easy to talk to. She didn't even know how much trouble she would get into because of this troublesome cat named Rin.

Hmm...how to put it?

Do you know what "three people make a tiger" means?

I won’t go into detail about this story, but the situation that Rin and Zi are about to face is most likely caused by this idiom.

By the way, the male protagonist who takes the blame and is particularly similar to this tragedy is probably Tang Sanzang.

At present, there is such a legend circulating among monsters.

Following the golden-haired gap monster - 90% sure it is the monster sage Yakumo Yukari... Next to him, there is a beautiful boy as his concubine. Whoever gets this beautiful boy can enjoy the supreme pleasure of being a male or female, but! This is not the point. The most important thing is that after mating with him, the most powerful monster in history can be bred!

To sum it up, in one sentence, if you get the boy next to Yakumo Yukari, you get the world!

So... I must do everything I can to snatch this beautiful boy away from the monster sage Yakumo Yukari before she gets pregnant!

As a result, all the male and female monsters in the world, including the ghosts, were in an uproar. Such rumors also spread among humans, and the Onmyojis also wanted to find this young man at all costs.

This was precious news that Yakumo Yukari learned after she had dealt with group after group of little monsters. It was enough to make her feel dizzy and the earth was collapsing.

While screaming in pain, "What a sin!", she didn't know whether she didn't kick Rin away out of "integrity", "game" or some other reason. Yakumo Yukari held the folding fan that Rin gave her, and was shaking with anger.

By the way, this folding fan is a gift that was left in the corner of my mobile phone space and I didn’t have time to give to Yakumo Yukari in that world. It also comes with a parasol.

But it's autumn now, and Yakumo Yukari is not used to holding that thing, so she has never taken it out from the gap, but she just can't let go of the small fan.

This was probably one of the reasons why Lin was not driven away directly. One should be grateful for what one has received.

"Ahem, I didn't know there would be such a result."

Seeing that Yakumo Yukari looked unhappy, Rin hurriedly explained it again, and at the same time felt that the pot on his body was heavy, black and hard, making him feel uneasy.

"never mind……"

With extremely complicated feelings, Yakumo Yukari suddenly felt that it was better for life to be full of challenges. According to Taoism and Buddhism, this might be the tribulation she needed to overcome. Perhaps through the hardships she could reach the threshold of becoming a top monster.

more importantly……

"Give me this phone, or give me another one that's the same, and I'll forgive you!"

"... Let's go, aren't we almost at Youkai Mountain?"

"Do you want to test the wrath of the Yokai Sage?"

“No… Sister Zi, look, is this the mountain range of Youkai Mountain?”

Zi, whose topic was successfully diverted, stood in the flower field and looked towards the mountains in the distance. Covered by a light purple mist, the lingering demonic aura was extremely strong. The endless mountains stretched beyond the sight, boundless.

"Well... We're here at Monster Mountain."

The abilities of the monsters in the Monster Mountain are like a pyramid. The closer to the center the monsters are, the stronger they are. And entrenched in the center is a race called Tengu. They are numerous and united... Although each one is weird, at least no one dares to mess with this powerful monster race.

Speaking of Tengu, Rin has never understood what the difference is between them. To be precise, Crow Tengu looks like a crow no matter how you look at it, and White Wolf Tengu looks like a dog no matter how you look at it. Well, this is as messy as the classification of animals into class, order and family in biology books.

We might as well take this opportunity to investigate whether Kame is a dog, and whether Wenwen is a mutation of a crow and a dog.

Moving forward along the mountain range, they encountered various monsters trying to steal the bride. Under the protection of Yakumo Goku, Tang Sanlin finally successfully arrived at the area of ​​Daitengu.

The white wolf Tengu patrolling at the foot of the mountain stopped the two of them. One of them was a young Tengu with a stern face, holding up a shield as if facing a great enemy. Her cute tail, ears and hat looked familiar to Rin.

"Stop, who is coming?"

The leading White Wolf Tengu was a beautiful white-haired lady, but unfortunately Rin had never seen her in Gensokyo. She looked up and down at Yakumo Yukari, then shifted her gaze to Rin, frowned, thought carefully, and suddenly realized.

"I remember now. I seem to have seen the youkai sage Yakumo Yukari before. The one next to her is... hehehe."

Her originally serious expression turned into a lunatic one, and saliva was almost flowing from the corner of her mouth, completely ruining her pretty face. Even the cute little Tengu beside her raised its shield and tilted its head, looking like it didn't recognize her.

"Sister Hui?"

"Ahem... Excuse me, Lady Yakumo Yukari is here to look for Lady Lingjiu, right? Please allow me to report to her. Kaguya, stay here and guard."

As a well-trained Tengu who obeys orders, he would never do something that violates discipline and robs a handsome man in public. Even if he was reluctant and tempted, this Tengu named Hui still did his job impartially. He gave some instructions to the little Tengu and flew towards the top of the mountain.

The little white wolf Tengu standing between the two Tengu was none other than the young Kame. At this moment, she looked like a human child of about eleven or twelve years old. She was pursing her lips, her two dog ears were twitching, and her furry white tail made her look extremely adorable. She was staring at the two "guests" in front of her with a stern face.

"Hey... So this is what Nibutsuki was like when he was a child? I feel like their personalities are similar, but Nibutsuki, who is addicted to the internet and makes shocking remarks from time to time, seems cuter."

After thinking about it, Rin decided to say hello to this cute puppy.

So, he took the phone from Zi, took out Erha's dog food, approached the alert Kaguya, and said in a gentle tone: "Kaguya? Nice to meet you, my name is Jingu Rin... This is a gift for you."

"..."

Yakumo Yukari looked at the clear words "dog food" and the pattern of a spotted monster dog on the box, rubbed her brows in pain, and released her demonic power to roll Rin back.

"Idiot, don't make trouble for us, White Wolf Tengu is not a dog!"

"What...what! This is impossible. It was you, Sister Zi, who told me in the future that the White Wolf Tengu was a dog!"

Chapter 6: Yakumo Yukari is pregnant (?) (Bonus at the end of the chapter)

Unfortunately, Kaguya is not an NPC who stands still and waits for the protagonists to finish complaining. Although she did not see what Rin was holding, and her stupid brain was not as smart as Yakumo Yukari, she understood from Yakumo Yukari's words...

This pretty-looking human mistook her for a dog.

Then Kame was furious. The white fur on her ears and tail all stood up, and her two canine teeth appeared. "Human! How dare you bully me? Kame will bite you to death! You will definitely be bitten to death if I bite you!"

The voice was childish, but sounded quite familiar, which made Rin slightly stunned. Looking at the extremely cute Kame, he honestly expressed his inner thoughts.

"Um...will I get rabies?"

After thinking about it, I realized that the word rabies, which was introduced from the West, did not exist in ancient times. While Yakumo Yukari was lost in thought, Rin made another big mistake.

"In other words, it's called the flat bite disease. You know, it's the kind of disease that makes people afraid of water and die after being bitten by a dog, right?"

"Shut up!"

"Human, I'm going to bite you to death!"

As the voices of Yakumo Yukari and Kaguya rang out at the same time, the two stupid white wolf Tengu beside Kaguya finally reacted, their fur stood up, and they raised their knives.

Covering the idiot Rin's mouth tightly, Yakumo Yukari really wanted to kick him on the butt and make him fly. Not only did this guy have a perverse outlook on life, but he was also a staff maker. He was really a worry.

"Well... our partner has a little problem with his brain, please don't mind."

Zi, who had never bent down in front of any living being, put on an apologetic expression for the first time for Rin, and bowed and apologized by pressing Rin's head.

Rin, who was extremely heartbroken, looked at Yukari with resentment. He remembered very clearly that Kagumo was a dog. It was clearly Yakumo Yukari who told her. Now this girl was putting the blame on him.

If you think about it carefully, the current Kasumaga and the Tengu are not like the future Gensokyo who only do fun and are still heartless. I am not as familiar with Kasumaga as in the future, so it is better for me to restrain myself.

So Lin guiltily took out the best molar bone from his mobile phone, but was discovered by Zi who saw it, snatched it away and took back the mobile phone at the same time, then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Yakumo Yukari secretly vowed that she would never let Rin do whatever she wanted again so as not to cause a monster war, and she gave her future self 999 stomps.

Fortunately, the atmosphere did not last long. The Tengu named Hui had come down from the mountain, with a gentle and kind expression on his face: "Please follow me, Master Lingjiu wants to see you... Um... Kaguya, why are you crying? Who bullied you?"

"Woooa! Sister Hui!"

Inuzou Kame, who was reminded of her sad story, could no longer hold back and threw herself into Hui's arms: "This stupid human mistook Kame for a dog. Damn it! Why doesn't he treat others as dogs, but Kame as a dog?"

Tenderly stroking Kame's little head, Hui glanced at Rin and said with a smile: "I heard that when young humans fall in love with a girl, they can't help but bully her. Kame, let me tell you, this is an opportunity..."

He leaned close to Kameka's ear and instilled his own insights and knowledge into the ignorant little Tengu. His two eyes turned into mosquito coils. Kameka, who felt that the world had completely collapsed, finally burst into tears.

And then... Hui could only leave Kaguya to the care of the tribe members with a sense of disappointment, and head towards the top of the mountain with Rin and Yakumo Yukari.

On the top of the highest mountain, lives the Tengu Lingjiu Irin, who has the strongest combat power and is also the tallest among the entire Tengu race.

This was the Great Tengu. Rin had seen it before and had some interactions with it in the game. To be precise, it was quite impressive because in the game, apart from her, no one else would choose to use a bamboo horse as their mount and ride it to keep themselves at a low altitude of more than one and a half meters every day.

Her palace is tall but not luxurious. Lady Lingjiu Yilin, who looks like a little loli, looks extremely majestic when standing on the chair, tens of thousands times more majestic than a little bat.

So the facts prove that just because someone looks childish and cute but is short and skinny doesn’t necessarily mean that he or she lacks dignity. It all depends on one’s actions and personality.

Even this great Tengu, who was wearing one-meter-long clogs, one and a half meters tall, and a half-meter-long hat, looked very strange, but he still exuded an aura of majesty.

Oh, and she also had silver hair, dog ears, red eyes, and a cute, meticulously sculpted face, and judging by her age using human appearance, she was definitely no older than fourteen.

"Monster Sage, what do you want from me?"

After looking at Lin with no clear meaning, Lingjiu Yilin asked Zi with some curiosity.

"We heard that Daitengu knew the exact location of Gensokyo Academy, so we came here to visit him. We hope Daitengu can tell us the truth."

Lingjiu Irin is also a big monster, comparable to the current Zi. In addition, with her huge power and close personal relationship with the Demon King, Yakumo Zi's tone and luck are much milder than those of other monsters.

The famous youkai sage was very respectful to her, which made Lingjiu Yilin very happy. She stared at Lin and thought for a long time: "Although I don't know the exact location, I have a clue about it. Does the youkai sage need it?"

Yakumo Yukari was a little disappointed, but then she cheered up: "It's better to have a clue than to be in the dark. I hope the Great Tengu will tell me."

"Sage Youkai, let's make a deal."

Wearing one-meter-high wooden clogs, Ling Jiuyi walked to the side of Lin and Zi, looking down at the two of them. Her original indifference towards the strange visitor turned into a smile. She smiled and said, "As long as this young man stays here for three months, I can tell you the news."

"???"

Sensing the long, dark, and dense conspiracy, Lin retreated repeatedly, pointing at himself in confusion: "Uh, to be honest, that rumor is all false. Lingjiu, you are also a monster with extraordinary wisdom among the Tengu, how could you believe in slander."

"The first time I saw you, I felt that the rumor was at least 80% true. Don't worry, I am also a reasonable monster and I won't force you. Tengu pursue free love. You only need to stay here for three months, and maybe you won't want to leave."

Her head hurt because of her constant arguing. Rin calculated the time and still felt that he didn't have much time to mess around here. The problem was Yakumo Yukari...

"Three months is too long. We have important things to do with him. How about ten days? Ten days should be enough, right?"

Wait... Sister Zi, are you selling me out just like that?!

"One month!"

"Twenty days!"

"make a deal."