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"You, a nine-tailed fox, like to do arithmetic. Do you think we are..."

"Wait, Sister Zi!"

Rin, who had finally recovered from her dazed state, saw that Zi was about to set a flag and slap herself in the face, so she quickly stopped her from continuing.

To be honest, in his impression, Yakumo Aoi was really a weirdo, whose biggest hobby was mathematics... and, Yakumo Aoi really didn't do anything to him.

"Sister Zi, this is because the fox didn't do anything to me... and."

Lin glanced at Yakumo Lan, leaned close to Zi's ear, and whispered, "She will be your most loyal shikigami in the future. Ahem... She is the Yakumo Lan who worried so much about your lifelong event."

"..."

Yakumo Yukari was slightly stunned, and remembered that in the photo album she had seen before, there was indeed a short-haired nine-tailed fox that was very similar to the one in front of her. Her expression relaxed a little, and then her face was full of interest. She looked at Yakumo Aoi as if she was looking at her own original Pokémon.

"That's perfect, Nine-Tailed Fox. We'll give you a chance to redeem yourself and become our shikigami. You look great and your strength is good enough, so we, Yakumo Yukari, want you!"

Her sudden move made Lan's nine tails all stand up, and his face was full of humiliation and anger.

What is a Shikigami… In the words of Onmyoji, isn’t it a pet used for battle?

I, XXX, respect you as a big monster, and I am a young man, so I have always maintained the glorious tradition of respecting the elderly and given you enough face. You said you wanted to take me as a pet right away? Even if there is a special sale at the market and you get a buy one get a hundred free, there is no such good thing, right?

Simply...unforgivable!

Flames lit up in her golden eyes and her nine tails began to dance, clearly ready for battle.

Lin sighed, "Actually, being a shikigami is pretty good. I asked you before if you were the leader of the fox tribe. You were so hurried and flustered. I guess being a leader must not be easy. Besides, there are so many psychopaths in your fox tribe. It feels so bad. Wouldn't you feel ashamed if you were so ruthless?"

Yakumo Lan was slightly stunned, his aura weakened, his fox tail glowing with golden light also drooped, and he opened his mouth: "We, the fox tribe, are not crazy, nor are we that bad. We live and work in peace and contentment and are happy every day. We are powerful and among the top monster forces. It's nothing more than... it's... the males like to be gay, and they compete with the females for men..."

"Every day their heads are full of breeding, and they always appeal to me collectively to find someone to marry and have sex. They are also obsessed with finding human boys for breeding, and they don't listen to me at all. Ahhh! I can't stand it anymore! These psychos! Is sex so good? Is sex more interesting than math? Do you know how much pressure I am under? Not a single fox listens to me! Not even one! Not only that, they look for men everywhere every day, no matter whether they are male or female, making the station a mess! You said that finding men for breeding can at least increase the number of species and be of some use, but, the group of humans who were found ended up turning to male foxes. What kind of thing is this?! They are simply insane! Go to hell! Only a fool would want to be this leader! It's so embarrassing to even mention it, okay!"

As she spoke, Yakumo Aoi's face was filled with despair. She suddenly tore her clothes off, and while Rin and Zi were still bewildered, she started running around them naked.

Before Rin could see clearly whether Lan was D or EF, Yakumo Yukari covered her eyes.

"Sure enough...it is indeed the Suguo Heavenly Fox."

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Chapter 6: Fox, let’s have a fair Mathematical Olympiad competition (5/)

Yakumo Ai had been running naked around an area with a radius of ten meters centered on Rin and Yukari for more than ten minutes. The sound of her crying and laughing turned off all the lights in the nearby daimyo's mansion.

Not only the Daimyo Prefecture, but the entire Zushi City was in a state of panic.

"Fox...Fox, calm down."

Feeling that he had done a terrible thing, causing Yakumo Aoi to collapse and awaken her terrible hobby in the future, Rin was determined to comfort and make amends, so he pulled Yakumo Yukari's hand, trying to move her claws away from his eyes. However, not only did she get no response after pulling for a long time, but he was also hit hard on the head by Yakumo Yukari.

Helplessly, Rin had to give up his sight. Not knowing whether Yakumo Lan could hear what he said, he said in a deep voice: "It is normal for people to feel stressed. Relax... relax. Just quit being the leader of the fox tribe. If you don't do it, there are others. The earth will continue to rotate without anyone. It's not centered on you... mmm."

Yakumo Yukari quickly covered his mouth with her free hand, sighed, and a stone next to her feet was infused with demonic power, floated up from the ground, and suddenly shot towards Yakumo Aoi who was running naked.

Just in time, the stone pierced through the demonic power in Yakumo Aoi's body and hit the middle of her right breast. Yakumo Aoi cried out in pain, squatted on the ground, covering her breasts with her hands, tears streaming down her face in pain.

"Damn it... Monster Sage..."

Finally pulled back from the brink of collapse, Yakumo Aoi finally realized what stupid thing she had done. Her whole face turned red, and as she stared at her bare feet, tears burst out again.

"Alright." Zi hit Lin's head with a fan in a headache, but her eyes were looking at Lan, "Don't go crazy with that fox over there. Now we finally believe that all foxes are crazy. Become a shikigami or not, just one word!"

Yakumo Aoi quickly put on his clothes again, looking hopeless as he gazed at the moon. All he could say turned into a sigh: "A warrior can be killed but not humiliated. I don't want to live anymore after you saw me in this embarrassing state. Let's fight! Even if I die, I want to die gloriously in battle!"

"Humph."

Yakumo Yukari had a mocking smile on her face and pulled her hands away from Rin's eyes. "Rin, stay away from her. Foxes are very cunning. Be careful."

The atmosphere became solemn. Yakumo Aoi's tail danced again with golden light. Her golden eyes stared at Yakumo Yukari. Her brain was working rapidly, and she would never miss any chance of victory.

Rin did not move away, but sighed instead. If Yakumo Aoi and Yakumo Yukari started fighting, no matter how smart this fox was, it would lose miserably. Judging from its current attitude of refusing to surrender even if it would rather die than surrender, it might not be tamed even if it was beaten half to death.

He didn't know how Yakumo Yukari had subdued Lan, and he didn't have time to think too much. Before the two started fighting, he quickly shouted "Stop".

"Rin? What are you doing?"

"Human boy?"

The two monsters frowned and looked at Rin at the same time. Zi said that she stopped temporarily because of her relationship with Rin, and Yakumo Lan stopped because she was indeed kinder.

"Fox." Lin closed his phone, raised the corners of his mouth, and took a few steps towards Lan with a determined look, "Aren't you interested in math? It just so happens that I'm also good at math. Fighting and killing is so boring, how about this, let's have a math duel!"

"Mathematics... duel?"

Yakumo Aoi recited it silently several times, his eyes sparkling, and then he hesitated: "No... I am determined to die... How can I be tempted by Cricket Math... But, I really want to... I really want to!"

"Well, we will each come up with an arithmetic problem. Whoever can solve it will be the winner. If you win, Fox, then Sister Zi and I will never tell anyone about what happened today. You can leave if you want. If you lose, just be Sister Zi's shikigami!"

Yakumo Yukari's eyebrows twitched slightly, and looking at Rin who was sure of winning, she felt relieved, waved her fan, and prepared to watch the show.

Yakumo Aoi was in a state of confusion. Thinking carefully, with her intelligence, which was not inferior to anyone in the entire monster population, and her research on mathematics over hundreds of years, how could she possibly lose to a human child who looked no more than fifteen or sixteen years old? !

"I understand."

Is this boy letting me go on purpose...

The hesitant Yakumo Aoi finally decided to accept the bet. He then carefully straightened his clothes and bowed slightly to Rin like the most upright scholar.

"Well, since you are a weak human being after all, you should ask the questions first."

Rin...felt very guilty. It was as if I had dug a hole in front of a friend and had to watch him/her happily jump into it.

What happened to the Nine-Tailed Strategist who was said to be the wisest among all the heroes... Forget it, forget it, I'll teach Yakumo Aoi a good lesson today.

"So, I have a bunch of copper coins to buy rice. The first time I used half of them plus three coins. The second time I used half of the remaining coins plus three coins. The third time I used half of the remaining coins plus three coins to buy rice. I repeated this five times and used up all the copper coins. How much money did I have in total?"

Yakumo Aoi, who was obsessed with math problems as soon as he heard them, quickly squatted down and drew on the ground with his fingers, biting his other finger from time to time with a frown.

Yakumo Yukari on the side was also tapping her fan thoughtfully, and seemed to be muttering to herself, as if she was also doing some math.

Rin estimated that with the current level of ancient arithmetic, solving the senior high school questions would require a lot of tedious calculations. It was true that Yakumo Aoi could solve it, but he certainly couldn't solve it in a short period of time, so he just stood there quietly waiting.

They stood not far from the daimyo's mansion and acted recklessly. After a while, the gate was opened and an Onmyoji wearing a tall hat stuck his head out from the crack of the door. However, when he saw Yakumo Aoi's nine tails swaying left and right, he shuddered all over and shrank back with horror on his face.

Ten minutes later, Yakumo Aoi, who was still scribbling on the ground, frowned more and more. Rin saw that the time was almost up and smiled slightly: "So... Fox, how long do you plan to delay?"

"I……"

He had just started to think of something, but it was interrupted. Yakumo Aoi was filled with anger. He opened his mouth for a long time and sighed dejectedly: "Well, actually I only need a few hours to solve it..."

The somewhat resentful fox soon regained his spirits. He thought about it and realized that it was his turn to ask questions and there was still a chance to tie the game. He said seriously, "Now it's my turn. Let me test you. Three fox demons went to stay at a hotel. The price was thirty coins a night. Each of them paid ten coins and left after paying. The store manager said that today's discount only required twenty-five coins. He took out five coins and asked the servant to return them. The servant secretly hid two coins, and then divided the remaining three coins among the three people, one coin each. In this way, each person paid ten coins at the beginning, and now one coin is returned, which means that each person only spent nine coins. The three fox demons spent a total of twenty-seven coins, plus the two coins hidden by the servant, only twenty-nine coins. Where did the remaining one coin go???"

Chapter 1: Lord Zi, please rest assured and put Rin on me (5/)

Yakumo Aoi now wanted to kill the entire fox clan as a sacrifice. She, a master of arithmetic, was easily defeated by Cricket, a human boy.

In fact, Rin was secretly delighted. There were so many other questions that Yakumo Lan could ask, but he had to ask an elementary school math problem. It was also because the ancient arithmetic in District 11 was inherited from outside and not developed on their own, which led to the fact that the mathematics that Lan was proud of was not worth mentioning.

After watching a good show, Yakumo Yukari felt relieved. With a sense of relief after seeing her husband become successful, she silently cast a smug look at Rin. However, she adjusted herself to be serious, took a step forward, walked to Yakumo Aoi who was in the OTR state, and lifted her face with a folding fan.

"Well, not bad. His appearance and strength are OK. Although he is a little dumb, he can barely become our initial Shikigami."

As an SVIP senior member of the Appearance Association, whether making friends or collecting pets, the first thing Yakumo Yukari considers is the appearance that she thinks is acceptable.

Of course, in Yakumo Yukari's opinion, there is no one more beautiful than her in this world.

"I understand, Master Yakumo Yukari, the Youkai Sage."

Yakumo Lan calmed down, straightened his clothes, and sat up straight: "I am willing to become a shikigami, please sign a contract."

She was so well-behaved and obedient that Zi liked her even more. He nodded and tapped the fox's eyebrows with his index finger. Complex transparent rune symbols began to rotate and spread around his fingertips, and finally condensed into a small mark that flashed in the middle of Yakumo Aoi's forehead and then disappeared.

"Okay, then... since you've become my shikigami, I can't use your previous name anymore. Emmmmmm, I'll just call you Yakumo Aoi."

"Understood, Master Zi."

Seeing that the ceremony was completed, Yakumo Lan put his hands in his sleeves and stood silently behind Zi. Rin thought about it and felt that he couldn't let this thigh go easily. He searched through his mobile phone for a while, his eyes lit up, he coughed lightly, and walked to Lan's side.

At this time, because Lan was tricked by Lin, he rejected this young man from the bottom of his heart. When he saw him approaching, he turned his face away slightly to express his dissatisfaction.

"Well, Lan, I'm sorry for what happened before. As an apology and a meeting gift, I specially prepared some items for you. I hope you like them."

Rin, who is already a working man, knows very well that to deal with girls, you only need to give them the right gifts to quickly build a good relationship with them. This is how he maintains a stable friendship with the girls in the future Gensokyo, even the girls in Magical Index.

He took out the complete math question bank from elementary school to high school plus teaching materials that he had prepared for his sisters Sakura and Koyuki from his mobile phone, and placed them in bundles between himself and Lan. In the end, the total amount was a small hill that was more than twice as tall as Yakumo Lan.

"These are all math textbooks and question banks. It doesn't matter if you don't recognize the symbols and words on them. Just finish reading the enlightenment textbooks and Chinese books next to them. Uh... it looks like a lot, but it's actually not that big. It's not even one-tenth of what I had when I was in school. This is my first gift to you."

He silently apologized to his sister in his heart and decided to pay her back tenfold after returning. Rin looked at Yakumo Aoi with expectation.

While Zi had a look of disgust on her face and her hands were shaking, Yakumo Lan glanced at Zi and found that she had no objection, so she picked up a junior high school math book curiously.

She didn't know why, but when she saw the winding symbols and geometric shapes on the cover, even though she understood them, her heart seemed to be struck. The feeling that went straight to her soul made her heart beat faster, as if she had met the love of her life.

Even... She opened the book and was fascinated by the pile of incomprehensible symbols.

Seeing that Yakumo Aoi seemed quite satisfied, Rin breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time she felt that mathematical geniuses were indeed extraordinary. Those world-famous mathematical geniuses were indeed like Yakumo Aoi when they were first enlightened, and were completely bewitched by these incomprehensible earthworms, and then became obsessed with solving problems, right?

Then, Rin took out the second gift she had prepared.

Even though it was a big gift, it was actually just something I did last time in Kamakura Castle. Because I was greedy, I accidentally bought all the tofu from the fried tofu stall. As a result, I didn't eat much and stuffed all the tofu into my phone space.

Because there was no air and no time in the space of the mobile phone, the oil paper package was still hot when it was taken out and opened. The fragrant aroma immediately drew Yakumo Aoi's attention away from the book.

"This... this is... fried tofu!"

Her two golden eyes were filled with surprise. Before Lin could speak, she was already looking at the oil paper bag in Lin's hand with great anticipation: "Is it okay? Is it really okay?"

"Forehead……"

Knowing that Lan had such a hobby, Lin handed her the oil paper bag. Sure enough, all the hatred and resentment on the fox's face disappeared, leaving only happiness and joy.

Yakumo Yukari looked left and right, holding the fan and thinking.

This won't work. Although Rin is trying to build a good relationship with her, if she accidentally captures Lan and causes some trouble in the future, then she, Yakumo Yukari, will become a joke among the monsters.

So she put her fist to her lips, coughed softly, and waved her fan: "Lan, I guess you must have a hard time in the fox tribe."

Yakumo Aoi, who was eating deep-fried tofu and was moved to tears, burst into tears upon hearing this, unable to suppress her grievance any longer: "That is to say, these psychopathic foxes only know how to indulge in feasting and drinking every day, and apart from sex, they tear apart the mistresses and pick on the original wives, and they don't bring any income to the fox tribe at all. I use the money I earned from working hard to learn mathematics, and I can only eat two pieces of deep-fried tofu on my birthday and New Year's Day. I... I..."

Those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears. The suffering of Yakumo Aoi deeply touched Zi and Rin. Zi sighed slightly and looked at the loyal shikigami who would accompany her for a long time in the future: "I'm sorry for your hardship, but since you are my shikigami, your salary is still guaranteed. Whether you want to eat stinky tofu or study, I will allow you."

"Master Zi!"

The air seemed to carry the system notification sound of loyalty reaching 100, and Yakumo Aoi once again swore his loyalty: "I will go through fire and water without hesitation, even if it is your lifelong event, Lord Murasaki, please rest assured and leave it to me."

After saying that, he glanced at Rin.

I don't know why, although it is the inevitability of history, but after seeing this scene, Rin still felt deeply guilty towards Yakumo Aoi. The future Yakumo Aoi... that would be really stressful, having to take care of the family and run errands everywhere. Even her favorite fried tofu could only be eaten when she passed by Human Village.

Not to mention that for Yakumo Yukari's marriage, she had no idea how many times she had run away naked.

"Ahem, Sister Zi, Lan, since we are all family now, let's go back. I feel a little sleepy. Don't we have to leave for Nara during the day?"

Chapter 2: Get your popcorn ready for the premiere of The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter (5/)

In fact, only Rin and Yakumo Yukari returned to the inn. Lan needed to go back to the fox clan to complete the handover of the leadership.

Of course, the foxes actually don’t care who is the leader. In other words, as long as the leader is not an annoying bitch male fox or a handsome human, it doesn’t matter to them.

Of course, it is a matriarchal society after all, so it is impossible for a male to be the leader. Therefore, Yakumo Aoi chose Tamamonomae, who once competed with her for the position of leader but eventually degenerated into playing with men.

For Lan, mathematics and fried tofu are enough, and the fox clan can die.

For the fox clan, XXX is enough. If not, AMB will do. Who cares who the leader is?

This is probably why there are fewer and fewer vixen in Japan in the future...

Yakumo Aoi, who had separated from the entire fox clan, exuded a sense of ease and comfort from head to toe. So much so that when Rin and Yakumo Yukari saw her in the afternoon, she was disguised as a human, holding a children's book in one hand and fried tofu in the other, and she couldn't stop showing happiness and smiling.

However, she will soon realize that her only use as a canine is to silently serve as a light bulb and eat the dog food thrown by her owner and his mistress.

Starting from Zushi Castle, Lan was responsible for dealing with all the monsters encountered along the way. This was the responsibility of a shikigami, and Lan felt that there was nothing wrong with it. However, as soon as she returned to the team, the sticky atmosphere that seemed to be invisible on the surface but could always be felt made her, a single fox, feel an indescribable feeling of suffocation.

"Sister Zi! You've taken the wrong road. I've been on this route before, have you forgotten? If you want to see you defeat the Ender Dragon, won't I have to wait until the 21st century?"