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The sounds that came one after another filled the entire cave. Lin cursed inwardly, worrying that their shouting would attract more monsters.

The stone door behind him made a noise. Lin turned around and put his hand on the hilt of the knife. The light shone on the slowly rising stone door.

The tall man with bat wings gradually revealed his complete figure. He covered his face when illuminated by the flashlight, then he moved his bat wings away, revealing a pale and handsome face.

Behind him were two little bat monsters, swaggering around with a smug look on their faces as if they were seeking credit. After getting used to the light, the little monsters pointed their wings at Meihong who was trapped in a cage and started squeaking.

The bat man who looked like the boss ignored Rin standing in front of him like his subordinates, and cast his eyes into the stone cage. Then he became furious and stretched out his hand to slap the little monster's head hard.

"cnm! I said I would catch men! You idiots who make sticks have caught another woman! It's been three whole days! I haven't caught a single handsome human! Qnmd! I can tolerate having breasts, but what does it matter if she doesn't have dias!"

After punching and kicking the little monster that was knocked to the ground, he calmed down a little, straightened up again, and sighed: "Forget it, these humans can be eaten for a while, let's eat braised food tonight."

"..."

After being ignored for two full minutes, Lin felt extremely unhappy. He shook the flashlight in his hand, and the light shone on the Bat Man's back, finally attracting his attention.

Batman stopped and said without turning his head:

"Human, are you deliberately provoking me because I ignored you as if you were dead? Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you. It's just that a small human can't get in, and will inevitably be eaten outside the cage. I really don't have the interest to talk to a dead person, ahahaha."

After saying that, he burst into laughter, thinking it was humorous, and turned around to take a closer look at the face of the human in front of him to see if he was touched by his sense of humor. However... the moment he saw Rin's face, he was shocked all over, stunned and speechless for a moment.

Lin pulled out a small part of the sword expressionlessly, ready to give this psychopathic bat a good beating.

But he suddenly took a step forward, his face full of anxiety, and opened his mouth tremblingly: "It's a man, right? He has a penis, right?"

Lin, who was about to launch a sneak attack, stopped and said angrily: "Mmmm, do I look like a woman? Are you sick?!"

Feeling insulted on the basis of gender, Rin drew out his katana as if to seek justice for himself. Just as he took half a step, the other party suddenly knelt down in front of him with a plop, his left hand on his chest, his right hand stretched out, his face full of affection.

"Ah, human boy, please allow me to introduce myself solemnly. The moment I saw you, I finally understood what love is. As the future queen, you are qualified to know my name and become my concubine. My name is..."

"Name you a ghost, love you mgt!"

Rin, whose head suddenly exploded, jumped up and swung a knife at the opponent, directly cutting a long gash in the wing that he subconsciously defended against. Then Rin gave up the flashlight and threw it aside. The flashlight, which had turned a few circles in place, automatically turned to his position.

Lin was so angry at this disgusting confession that he was furious. Rin, who had never received such humiliation in person, showed no mercy and slashed at the bat man with his knife.

Cut, cut, cut! I'm going to cut you fags to death! Why do you have to learn to be gay when you have nothing better to do? Why do you have to play with anus when there is no hole you can fuck!

Woc, I thought monsters became gay only later on, but they were already so gay two hundred years ago?

"Honey, please stop it. What's so fun about swords and knives? It's not good to hurt yourself. I'll give you a fun stick to play with!"

These words seemed to cut off Lin's last bit of sanity. He reached out for his own sword and swung it without hesitation. His body disappeared from the spot, leaving a line. Countless long sword lights and the light from the flashlight mixed together, making it impossible to distinguish. These sword lights pierced through the opponent's demonic aura, through the opponent's flesh and wings, and finally dissipated into the air.

The bat man, whose body was covered with cuts, had never fought back until this moment. He fell on his back on the ground and looked at Lin who had put away the knife, his eyes full of tolerance.

"Even so... I... I still love you, ah, my short-lived love at first sight like a fleeting love! Let it... take my life... away, to die in your..."

“Die you, fucking head!”

Rin stomped on his head wildly until the black gas filled the air and the opponent turned into a dead bat. With blood all over the soles of his shoes, Rin rubbed them hard on the ground, gritting his teeth as if he had not chopped enough.

After a while, Rin recovered from being exposed and his stomach discomfort finally subsided. He sighed, and thinking about his future fate of being chased and confessed by a group of gays, he felt dizzy and felt that there was nothing wrong with Zi's plan.

These gay monsters... they deserve to die!

For his chastity, what does it matter if all the male monsters die?! There's no hope anyway!

Chapter 38: A Chrysanthemum-Growing Manual for Boys

There seemed to be some special connection between the leader and the little monsters. As soon as he died, the bat monsters that were originally circling back and forth began to fly around like headless flies. Many of them even crashed into the stone walls and died. The scene was in chaos.

Lin opened the stone cage and everyone rushed out in a swarm, knocking Meihong, who was staring at Lin blankly as if she was still reminiscing, to the ground. After rushing out of the cage, they saw those crazy little bat demons and were so scared that they all huddled together.

"No, I remember this is a huge pit. How do we get up there?"

“…Yes, that’s right! What should we do?”

"Hero, hero, how should we get out? You must have a way, right?"

Rin didn't bother to say much to these people who didn't even say thank you after being rescued, and stretched out his hand to Meihong who fell to the ground.

Meihong followed the diffused light of the flashlight, stared at his face for a few seconds, and suddenly realized: "Oh! You were standing on the wall yesterday..."

As she spoke, she grabbed Lin's hand and stood up with a smile on her face: "Thank you so much, I didn't expect you to be so capable."

"Forehead……"

Rin didn't know whether Meihong didn't hear the monster's courtship before, or whether she was considering his face, or whether she had seen too many gay things like this. In any case, it was still a little awkward to face each other.

The others were in chaos, some even started shouting, but their voices were soon drowned out by the screams of the bat monsters, and in the end they could only place their hopes on Lin.

After all, in their eyes, anyone who can kill monsters must be a very powerful Onmyoji, and Onmyojis all have great magical powers.

"Well……"

Although he didn't have a good impression of them, he still had to rescue them. Lin estimated that the height was about ten meters, which didn't seem to be a big problem.

After waiting for a while, most of the bat demons committed suicide and the ground was covered with corpses. Lin shone the flashlight into the sky and found that there were only two or three bat demons circling in the sky, which made room for them.

Lin estimated that it was almost there, at least there would be no plane collision, so he pulled over a person nearby, asked him to hold the flashlight and shine it upwards, and pulled the person up to jump off the ground, using the power of the wall, like a cheetah leaping between trees, and jumped out of the tiankeng in a few horizontal and vertical jumps.

Lin felt that his "energy" was consumed a little bit, and he had a further understanding of his own strength. He led his people out of the cave. The bat demons at the door were all killed at the entrance of the cave, and not a single one was left.

This way, there was no need to worry about the safety of the rescued people. Lin turned back to the cave and used the same trick again, bringing people up one by one. When only Meihong was left, he felt that his strength was being depleted too quickly and prepared to take a rest.

Meihong, who was still a serious girl, looked at him with admiration, hesitated for a while, and approached Lin: "Um... can you teach me?"

"Forehead?"

Lin put down the bottle of mineral water, looked at Meihong next to him, scratched his head, and always felt uncomfortable facing this lady-like Meihong.

This feeling is almost like the collapse of the character in GAL in the later stage, where the dark and sharp-tongued student council president suddenly turns into the staff-making goddess Aqua, which is hard to accept.

She looked full of anticipation, and Rin tilted her head away a little uncomfortably: "Um, what do you want to learn?"

"It's just... learning how to defeat monsters, it's... it's really amazing!"

Meihong put her hands together, looking innocent and naive, with sparkling eyes, looking at Lin without blinking, sincerely and earnestly.

"..."

Other girls like to chat or do needlework, but Meihong is the only one interested in fighting and killing. No wonder she turned out to be a real man.

On second thought, this was not a bad thing. At least it would allow Meihong to have some self-protection power in this age where monsters are rampant. Rin hesitated for a few seconds and then nodded in agreement.

"Actually, I'm not very good at it either. I learned combat skills from others, but Sister Zi and Sister Youxiang did tell me a lot about how to sense and control spiritual energy. Let's see if you can learn it when the time comes."

"Really! That's great! Teacher is here!"

Meihong was overjoyed and cheered. She quickly lifted her skirt... Ahem, don't get me wrong, she wasn't exposing her panties. She was about to kneel down and become his disciple. Lin quickly stopped her, "Meihong, um, forget about being his disciple. Can't we be friends?"

She stood up with some disappointment, then changed her mind, pursed her lips and nodded vigorously, still very happy.

"Let me take you back first...huh?"

Just as he was about to grab Meihong's waist, Lin noticed the stone door that the gay bat man had walked out of before. The stone door was still open, which made people feel a little concerned.

Will this be like a fantasy novel, where the protagonist will have adventures and pick up various treasures after entering the novel?

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. Rin, who considered himself a serious protagonist, handed the flashlight to Meihong, took out another one, opened it, and walked towards the stone gate.

"I'll go take a look inside. Meihong, you wait for me outside."

"Hey? Uh..."

Lin had already run into the darkness, and within half a minute, there was no sound. Meihong, who was standing still, pushed the stone on the ground with her toes and said in a dull tone: "I haven't asked my name yet... But how does he know my name?"

……

The facts once again sounded the alarm for Lin. He was definitely not the protagonist of an orthodox novel, and it was impossible for him to have any adventure that would suddenly elevate his realm.

In the cave where the Bat Man lived, there were only a large number of paintings and books, such as "A Manual for Teaching Boys to Comfort", "The Chrysanthemum Codex", "Thirty-two Stick Techniques", "Seventy-two Secret Techniques to Seduce Men", and a large number of erotic paintings. Of course, they were all bayonet fights.

Finally, Lin walked out in a daze with a look of despair on his face, and burned all the things that poisoned monsters and made them extinct in a fire to prevent them from harming future generations.

Rin, who almost turned gay after just flipping through a few pages, finally broke away from the gay world after walking out and seeing Meihong. Then he thought of Meihong in the future... and felt even gayer.

Up to this point, he had never been eager to find a girl to re-examine his sexual orientation.

After bringing Meihong out of the huge pit, the two wasted some time. When they walked out of the monster's cave, they found that none of the people they had rescued before were left at the door. They were all gone.

Not only did he not regard himself as his savior, but he also abandoned his benefactor and ran away. This was not much different from repaying kindness with evil, which made Lin feel depressed.

Meihong, who was standing by, seemed to notice his mood. She adjusted her hair and smiled. "Actually, it's understandable that they did this. After all, being captured by a monster doesn't give you a good reputation. For a girl, it's just gossip, but for a boy, his reputation is really ruined. Nowadays, monsters capture boys just for... just..."

Meihong blushed and lowered her head: "That's why you were captured by the monster. Others don't care whether you really lost your virginity or not. It's not nice to point fingers at them. These people may be afraid of this and hurried back home."

"So these gay monsters should just die!"

Lin covered his face with his hands, feeling deeply desperate. He took a lot of time to calm himself down and returned with Meihong the same way.

Fortunately, the horse that had been there before was still watching. Lin asked Meihong to sit on the horse, but after thinking about the differences between men and women in ancient times, he was too embarrassed to sit on it, so he could only lead the horse back.

On the way back, they met warriors and slaves who were rushing over. Rin did not say that Meihong was captured in the cave, but just said that he intercepted her halfway and asked them not to make it public. Naturally, the two did not dare to say much.

After all, the young lady has been captured and will inevitably be severely punished when she returns. It would be better for everyone to pretend that she knows nothing.

After escorting the three of them all the way back to Heijo-kyo, Rin waved to Meihong who was reluctant to leave and mouthed "I'll see you next time" to her. Seeing that it was already evening, he turned around and headed back to the Taketori household.

In ancient times, it got dark very early. When Lin got home, the moon had already come out. A small figure stood at the door, holding the door frame with one hand, and standing on tiptoe to look around from time to time.

Lin paused as an inexplicable warmth filled his body and mind. He felt so happy that he even felt a little drunk and his steps almost floated.

"Kaguya!"

Rin shouted, and the little figure immediately ran towards him, stumbling in his anxiety and almost falling to the ground, which made Rin feel distressed.

He half-knelt down, his expressionless face now filled with a smile, ready to welcome little Huiye into his arms.

However, little Kaguya, who came running over happily, just held his arm to maintain balance, and immediately searched anxiously in his pockets and trouser pockets.

Rin's smile froze on his face, and gradually disappeared. He watched Kaguya pull his phone out, then ran back with the phone in her arms without looking back.

"..."

It seems that the favorability is not enough, I still need to work harder.

Rin touched her nose awkwardly, stood up, followed Kaguya into the yard, closed the wooden door of the yard, and stared at her back blankly.

Although the present Kaguya is not the future one, so it is enough to just ensure that she is safe, but... people are always greedy. Take the present Rin for example, she still hopes to have a better relationship with Kaguya, at least to become someone she can trust and rely on.

Little Kaguya stepped into the room, paused, turned to look at Rin, and looked up and down at his clothes that were stained by the stone wall. He looked dirty and miserable. She frowned slightly and asked, "Are you going to play in the mud or did someone beat you up?"

"Forehead……"

Her tone was calm, but Lin took these words as concern and scratched his head: "It's just that I encountered some problems on the way, but it's been resolved."

"Oh."

With the same faint response, Kaguya turned around and went back into the house.

When they got home, the old and old Taketori were weaving in the small yard at the back. There were a few bowls on the table with a cap on top, which were obviously left for Rin.

Rin washed his hands, ate a little quickly, and returned to his and Kaguya's room. He was about to change his clothes, but as soon as he lifted the collar of his coat, he smelled a strange smell, and there was black blood on his trouser legs, which looked a bit disgusting.

"Forget it... let's go take a bath in the stream, Kaguya?"

Xiao Huiye was playing with her phone in bed, blocking out his voice. After calling him several times, she finally responded and turned around impatiently: "Why are you calling me? If you disturb someone playing games, you will be kicked to death by a donkey."

"How come I don't know about this proverb?" The well-behaved Bamboo Cutter Princess had gradually become spoiled and unmannerly, but Rin was completely unaware of it. He patted her butt with a smile and said, "I'm asking if you want to take a bath. I'll boil some water for you when I come back."

"Wow!"

Kaguya avoided his hand, held up her phone to cover her face, and stared at him with her dark eyes under her short black hair: "Perverted erotic Rin, you said before that you would not have any ideas about me anymore, but you broke your promise so quickly, isn't that too much?"

Lin was speechless for a while, thinking, I'm just giving you a bath, why bother talking about all this nonsense, you have only two pounds of flesh on your body, who the hell would want to take advantage of you?

"And... you smell like bat excrement. Go take a shower quickly, you dirty earthling. Why am I so unlucky?"

As she spoke, little Kaguya placed two fingers between her brows, tilted her head, and sighed like a resentful beauty in the deep palace, with a melancholy air all over her body.

If she were ten years older, she would probably be able to charm a lot of people with her expression and temperament.

Rin, who was being scolded, sighed and turned to leave.

It was only more than half an hour after coming back from the bath. Little Kaguya was playing enthusiastically with her butt sticking up. Rin came up to her, picked her up, and sniffed her.