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He is now convinced by these lunatics from the ghost clan. He really doesn't know how Sister Zi deals with them... Oh, but the Four Heavenly Kings have normal brain circuits. Although they are not particularly familiar with the future, at least they have not heard of any lunatics. Just explain it to them when you meet them.

After comforting herself in this way, Lin stopped struggling and let them carry her. The girl below started talking about this and that after a few words, and finally even talked about Watermelon.

"Come to think of it... Ibuki-sama and Hoshikuma-sama are really incomparable."

"Yeah, if you're that short and flat, no one will want you. But you can't blame me, it's still my parents' fault."

"Yeah, hey..."

Accompanied by a collective sigh, Lin finally entered the palace.

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ps: I was delayed today and came back late. Well, I have to pay off my debt by writing words. I think I can still afford it now. I counted today and I have nearly 4.6 words more to pay off, which is still acceptable.

Chapter 47 So I was really sent to the bed to get married

The five guards, who had no sense of rules at all, carried Lin into the palace hall and started yelling at the top of their lungs.

"Master Xingxiong! Master Xingxiong! Your future husband has arrived! Guaranteed replacement within seven days. Inflate it and try it out first!"

Well, this was actually Lin's hallucination. They were just talking seriously about a human applying for the position of bridegroom, although there was indeed no concept of hierarchy at all.

After being put on the ground by them, Lin stretched his wrists and ankles, and before the manager came, he looked around and found that this den... This palace was simply carved out of stone and it wasn't even polished. It was even more shabby than the palace of Daitengu.

To put it bluntly but very realistically, this palace is not even as good as the sand castle built by his sister Jingu Hui. Rin can't help but sigh that the ghost tribe who have no artistic cells at all are likely to be buried in the dust of scientific and civilized progress.

After a while, no one came out. The guard girl couldn't help scratching her head. Just as she was about to yell a few more times, a cute girl walked out from the corridor on the right and went to the left without looking back.

She had short cherry-colored hair and two buns on her head. At first glance, some people might mistake her for Kagura, while a blind person might mistake her for Tenten. Of course, Rin still recognized her.

Although I haven't met her many times, and this girl is very different now and in the future, the difference is in her arms. In the future, that part of her arm is just bandages.

To be precise, a bandage was used to replace the arm. As for how Rin knew that, it's quite embarrassing to recall it.

So let’s not talk about it for now, at least her arm is fine now.

In short, this cute-looking girl who is between a loli and a girl is Ibaraki Hanasu, the bun-shaped fairy, one of the four kings of the ghost clan. The difference between her and the other three is that she has always refused to face the fact that she is a ghost. Rin remembered that in the future, she always said that she was a fairy. It seemed that Xigua let it slip during a game, and Rin realized that she was actually a ghost.

She walked over gracefully, and seemed to have just remembered that there was someone else in the hall. She suddenly stopped and turned to look at Lin.

"Is this Yongyi's future husband? Hey, I'm not saying anything bad about her, she's already grown up, and she still doesn't like the few humans who finally came. What era is it now? Does she think that heterosexuals are still as plentiful as they were before? Times are changing. As a ghost tribe that is at the forefront of the times, we should do what we can. Hey, in my opinion, we shouldn't kill those males. Why not lock them up and feed them medicine to see if we can force them to have sex?"

She muttered to herself in an elegant tone for a long time, which made Rin realize that Ibaraki was actually a chatterbox second only to Shiki-sama, and both of them loved preaching.

Lin thought about it and decided to replace the wine that was originally intended for Baozixian with a loudspeaker of the same model as those for all seasons. However, when she saw the five girls next to her with hollow eyes, black foreheads, blue lips, and pale faces, expressions that were very similar to Komachi's, she decided to be kind and give it to him in two days.

Fortunately, Ibaraki was still inferior to Shiki, and he finished his argument about fertility in just ten minutes. In the end, he waved his hand with a sense of vicissitudes, saying, "Forget it. It has come to this. This is the only way. Kinkaro is in seclusion, and Suika and Yugi are busy drinking. They will not pay attention to it for the time being. Just send him directly to Yugi's bed."

"and many more!"

Her thoughts jumped so fast that she suddenly jumped onto the bed, catching Lin off guard. She quickly called out, "I'm not here to apply for a job! I have something to ask for."

However, the Baozi Immortal didn't seem to take his words seriously. He looked at the clepsydra in the center corner of the hall and said in surprise: "Oh, my SPA time is up. Let's talk next time when we have time, human boy. By then, we will be a family."

"Listen to me carefully!"

Lin could neither keep up with her thoughts nor her pace. Seeing Baozi running away, he felt dejected OTZ, as if he had returned to the days when he was a weak chicken and could not keep up with his older sisters at home.

So, can't I just listen to what others say? I... I am the protagonist after all.

In a dejected state, Lin noticed from the corner of his eye that five pairs of feet in wooden clogs had come to his side. He was slightly stunned, his pupils suddenly constricted, and he turned around and wanted to run, but was grabbed by five ghosts and carried up after being manipulated.

“You ghosts are all really crazy!”

After being thrown onto the hard stone bed, Rin decided to hold on to her last hope and see if Yugi, who she thought was a serious man, could be saved.

The five ghost girls looked at each other, stared at Lin in thought for a few seconds, and then one of them suddenly realized: "Oh! This bed is too hard. Humans can't sleep on it. Xiaoyi, go find two blankets, and Xiaoer, go to the ghost market to see if there are any costumes for the bride and groom."

"Huh? But I heard that the most important thing is the wedding wine?"

"...Oh, by the way, how do we use this wine? Should we wait for the bride?"

"No need, just pour it in directly."

They kept talking to each other, and Rin felt his hair all over his body and his heart was beating fast. He jumped up from the bed: "Stop being crazy! I want to see Yugi! I want to see Nishi...Suika!"

"Who wants to see me?"

A hoarse voice was heard, and the stone door was kicked open. A tall woman staggered in, her pretty face red from the alcohol. As soon as she came in, the smell of alcohol filled the entire room. No one knew how many glasses she had drunk.

She bumped head-on into one of the guards, and the red horns on her head poked the other person's head, causing his head to be broken and bleeding all over.

Lin felt a little uncomfortable, but fortunately after Youxiang's training, his adaptability has greatly improved.

The one who came was an acquaintance of Rin Mirai. There was a five-pointed star on the red point on her head. She had a great body with a curvy figure, not to mention a pretty face. The girls in Gensokyo were all of very high quality, and this one was a rare mature lady among them. Well... anyway, she was much more self-aware than someone who looked like a mature lady but was pretending to be a girl.

Even though Rin often calls her Aunt Yong, she has never been angry. She has three iconic items: one is the Star Bear Cup that she never puts down, the second is the red pointed horns, and the third is the top-notch breasts that can be photographed in Gensokyo. Her identity is obvious.

The guard with a hole in his head still had a smile on his face. He didn't complain at all about the big Xingxiong in front of him, whose breasts were about to explode. The other girls also looked as if they were used to it.

Well, I guess we’ve gotten used to seeing there are victims every day.

"Well, Master Xingxiong, we have brought your groom here. Do you like him? If you like him, don't hesitate to have sex with him tonight."

"Tsk, what's so good about it? Every time you guys fool me with some ugly and worthless dregs, if this gets out, everyone will think that I can't get married."

"Well, we know the adults' criteria for choosing a spouse, let's take a look at this."

The five guards separated and fought, revealing Rin who was sitting on the bed with narrowed eyes as if looking at a group of lunatics. One of them continued to introduce: "See, he is very good-looking, and his strength is not bad for a human. I just checked his size, and his other fighting abilities are great... Well, the last one doesn't count, the first two are just according to your instructions!"

"Wait." Taking advantage of the fact that the main person still looked somewhat rational, he sat up straight and said, "Listen to me."

Xingxiong Yongyi looked her up and down, picked up the wine vessel and took a sip of wine, nodded: "It looks... not bad, the problem is that she is too young, um... it seems that I can't find anyone better, hey, why is it so difficult to get married nowadays."

"Um, Master Xingxiong, I actually have something very important to ask..."

"It's alright. It's just that when you are young, you have more time to practice, get rid of the shackles of human age, and live together with you, my Lord."

After being ignored for a long time, Lin finally couldn't stand it anymore and took out the megaphone and turned up the volume to the maximum: "I! Am! Not! Here! To! Get! Married!!"

The sound was deafening and spread throughout the entire palace, shocking Xingxiong Yongyi and the five guards on the spot. They were unable to react for a moment.

"So, do you know Yakumo Yukari?"

Xingxiong Yugi was stunned: "If you are talking about the Yokai Sage, I do know him, but I haven't seen him for decades."

"Great."

Lin heaved a sigh of relief and put the loudspeaker back. Then he saw Yongyi frowning and muttering, "Come to think of it, Yakumo Yukari just became famous and then suddenly disappeared. I don't know if she is dead or alive now."

"She's probably gone to sleep. I couldn't find her anywhere, so I remembered that she mentioned before that she would come to visit the ghost tribe later, so I came here hoping that the adults who have escaped from the ghost tribe can help pass on the message."

Yongyi looked disappointed and lowered his head: "Hey, so you're not here to get married? What a pity... Why is it so difficult to find a man now?"

As if she had heard the conversation between the two people, the leading guard girl leaned close to Yongyi's ear and whispered a few words. Her eyes lit up and her fighting spirit was instantly ignited. She grinned and patted Lin's shoulder.

"I can promise to help you pass on the message, but the problem is that we, the ghost tribe, never do business at a loss. Tell me, what can you offer?"

Finally getting to the point!

Lin knew that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve her friendship. Just as she was about to take out the world-famous wine, she heard a slurred loli voice coming from the door.

"Hey, why is Yongyi's room so lively? Is he drinking good wine behind our backs?"

A little loli with two bull horns on her head stumbled in, drinking and laughing with a heartless look.

She didn't find it strange to see a man in the room, she jumped onto the bed and patted Rin's shoulder, "Hey, boy."

The one holding the wine jug and ready to smash it on his head could only be Xigua. He happily jumped off the bed, raised his wine gourd and drank it. After a few gulps, he burped: "Is the cow finally going to get married?"

"Go away, shorty."

He grabbed the watermelon's horn without hesitation, lifted her up and threw her aside, then looked at Lin: "Go on."

Lin was not dissatisfied with being interrupted. He displayed all the wines he had collected from his phone space, introducing their characteristics as he displayed them, until he introduced the last bottle: "This is called the Water of Life. It has the highest concentration of all wines. Few humans can drink it, but it should be no problem for you ghosts. These 288 bottles of good wine are the gifts I brought. It's just a small token of respect. I hope we can build friendship and help each other."

Yongyi looked at the wine piled on the ground with a dazed look in his eyes, then he exchanged a quick glance with Xigua, turned around and threw all five guards out of the palace, then he squatted next to the wine, drooling at the sight.

"Um... can you open it?"

"Please."

Each of them grabbed a bottle of Erguotou and used the corner of the bottle to smash the mouth of the bottle. The strong smell of alcohol hit them in the face, making the two girls drool.

"This smell...hasn't been this strong in a hundred years!"

Looking at the expressions of Aunt Yong and Xigua, Lin was filled with pride. He could finally understand the feelings of the protagonists of time-travel novels who became rich by using distilled liquor technology. This method was still very feasible.

The two ghosts couldn't help but drink gulps of wine. At first, they couldn't get used to the alcohol content. Fortunately, as a veteran ghost king, he had an incredible alcohol tolerance. After finishing a bottle in one breath, he was only a little drunk. He shook his head and stayed sober.

Seeing their happy faces, Lin felt that his plan was already 80% complete. He coughed lightly and said, "Are you satisfied with my gifts?"

"Satisfied! From now on, young man, you will be my Ibuki Suika's best friend!"

The carefree Watermelon sat down on the ground and opened another bottle. He felt that the taste was a bit sweet but not bad. He nodded in satisfaction.

Yongyi wiped the wine from the corner of his lips with his sleeve and squinted at Lin: "Tell me what you want, don't even mention it, marriage is fine!"

It seems that he feels that the close friend he mentioned is not as lethal as the marriage that Yongyi mentioned. This makes Xigua, who has always been unconvinced, raise his hand: "It's okay to fill another room!"

"Why not call Ibaraki and the others over as well? Maybe we can fill two more rooms."

The two of them seemed to have a very good relationship as they chatted back and forth. Lin felt a headache again: "Can we not talk about marriage? Humans and ghosts are different, ladies, can't you just find someone from the same clan?"

After saying this, Rin suddenly remembered that it seemed that Tamako and Ibaraki Kasen, who had sold him out, had also mentioned in their sermons that it seemed that most of the male demons were killed by the two in front of him and a Kinkaru.

As expected, their racial pain point was touched. Xigua and Yongyi put down their wine glasses at the same time and sighed with sorrow on their faces.

"These males are so useless. I originally thought it was because there were too many giant breasts in the group. However, if they simply hated breasts and liked flat land, it would be fine. There are still many dead lolita like Ibuki in the group. They all like those with sticks. What's the point of having them if they can't reproduce?"

"I'm not a dead loli! And it's normal to not like that ball of fat!"

Xigua was dissatisfied and used the horns on his head to push towards Yongyi, wanting to take the opportunity to pierce her, but his horns were caught in the middle of Yongyi's huge breasts, and he couldn't pull them out. He grabbed the breasts and pulled out his horns, his face full of humiliation.

Ignoring the two people's little actions, Rin thought of the other male monsters she met when traveling with Yakumo Yukari. They were all willing to sacrifice themselves for love and were unwilling to live in vain. She sighed and lowered her head. She guessed that the situation of the ghost tribe was similar. They would rather die than surrender, and even ten Huiyins couldn't bring them back.

"It's as if God suddenly changed my physiological instincts. Several decades ago, this kind of sexual orientation problem suddenly began to spread. We have spent more than 20 years trying to change it but still haven't been able to do so. That day happened to be the Centennial Meeting of the Ghost Clan, and most of the males were there. I drank a little too much at the time, so I was with Jing Jie Luo..."

Yong Yi said with a slight smile, not seeming to regret it: "If we keep them anyway, we will definitely be ridiculed, so it is better to get rid of the dregs as soon as possible. Besides, the advantage of our ghost tribe is that the probability of fertility with other races is also very high, so we don't have to worry about the issue of offspring."

"The only thing I'm worried about is the pure ghost bloodline. In the past, there was a senior with noble bloodline and high blood concentration. He had a child with a human. The child assimilated the human bloodline and became a pure-blooded ghost. That was more than a thousand years ago. In order to verify the theory, I can only experiment on myself and find a man to marry to see if I can produce complete ghost offspring with a human."

The whole story is clear, and using oneself as a test subject is noble, but...what does it have to do with me? Why did the topic suddenly become irrelevant? !

"So... the human boy..."

"Ahem, sorry, I'm not very interested in the history of the development of the demon tribe and its current reforms." Feeling that Yugi was about to bring up the issue of forced marriage, Rin interrupted him hastily, "I hope that if you meet Yakumo Yukari in the future, you can give her something. Everything I want to say to her is on it."

He had a lot to say to Zi, but because of personal privacy issues he didn't want to tell Yongyi and Xigua, so he took out the letter he had prepared long ago.

After all, only he and Shizukuri and Kaguya had learned the current characters, and he didn't recognize the two ghosts in front of him. Although Shizukuri had learned it for a shorter time and was not as proficient as Kaguya, he could still understand a few simple sentences.

In order to prevent the paper from being unable to be preserved over time, Lin also specially carved and colored bamboo slips, which he felt could be preserved for at least two to three hundred years.

The content is roughly that he traveled back to two hundred years ago, found the Moon Princess Kaguya, is living a good life now, and is trying to find a way to travel back.

Xigua accepted the bamboo slips happily, but Yongyi looked puzzled: "The small matter has been resolved, now we can talk about the main business, Jingu Rin, I hope you can marry me, marry into the ghost clan, and then we..."

"No." Before Yongyi could finish, Lin righteously denied, "I have a fiancée, and I am a free love advocate. I cannot accept a marriage without love. Master Yongyi, there are many good men in the world. Anyway, you don't have to rush at this moment. You will find one later."

Besides, where does your persistence come from? If you are so eager, even a man would think it is a marriage scam and scare him away!

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ps: Well, I have time to write tonight to pay off my debts. To be honest, it is impossible to write women's clothing. I am tired of writing to pay off my debts, and you are also tired of waiting. So it is just right now. I can still pay off the hundreds of thousands of words, and the event is almost over, so don't throw razor blades or something.

After handing the bamboo slips to the ghost tribe, Lin finally put an end to one of his worries, but at this time, Yongyi invited him to stay for a while longer.

According to his original idea, he would first report his safety, then stop Kaguya from returning to Moon City, find a way to travel to two hundred years later, and then find Gensokyo Academy.

Of course, Rin herself didn't have much hope for the last thing like Gensokyo Academy. According to what Kaguya said before, the most urgent thing is to have the ability to unlock the rules of the world. Even Kaguya and Yukari are helpless against that game world, which means that either the strength is improved to the extreme and it is automatically comprehended, or there is some other special method.

According to Lin's guess, the rules of the world are in the hands of the strong who created the complete world. Where he is now, there are only three people who can master and break the rules. One is the Dragon God, the second is the master of hell, and the third is Shenqi who created the demon world.

As for Gensokyo, Rin didn't know why one of the founders, Yukari, couldn't unlock the power of rules. There must be other reasons.

The Dragon God is illusory, and Lin neither knows its origin nor knows how to think about it, so he is not listed as a target for the time being. Shenqi doesn't know whether he has established the Demon Realm now, but no matter what, the only options are the latter two. Whether it is the Demon Realm or Hell, it is where Lin has decided to go.