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"you……"

Lin's frank disdain made the well-intentioned Xiaowu very angry. She opened her mouth but couldn't say anything. She really didn't know what would happen if the vegetative people in hell ate it.

"Forget it, it's up to you. There are many rooms in the side hall. Just pick any one you like."

"Um... you and Lianlian are the only ones living in the Earth Spirit Hall. Do you think you can spare the time to clean the guest rooms every day?"

Xiao Wu smiled slightly: "The Earth Spirit Hall is dust-free and dirt-free, so even if you don't clean it, it won't be contaminated by dirt, you can rest assured."

While they were talking, Lianlian left Lin's side and went off to play somewhere else. Xiaowu anxiously looked for her all over the hall.

"Well, at least the first step has been completed, and returning to the surface is just around the corner!"

To cheer himself up, Lin half-lay on the wide seat, took out his mobile phone which he hadn't played for a long time, opened the game and started playing it hard.

As a game geek, I hadn't played games for such a long time that my condition was very terrible when I got back into the game. Given my current physical condition, I actually played for three days and three nights.

During this period, no matter whether Xiaowu or Lianlian came to see him, he was silent and immersed in his own world, occasionally letting out low laughter, which made Xiaowu feel creepy. Fortunately, she could read minds and knew that this guy was just addicted to the game and couldn't extricate himself, and he was not a gloomy pervert.

When Lin's soul returned to normal, he looked at the time, was a little surprised, and slapped his head.

"Xiaowu! Xiaowu?!"

“Love, love, love!”

"Yeah meow."

The sudden voice startled Lin, and he realized that Lianlian was sitting next to him, blinking and staring at him with a smile.

Judging from the looks of it, he may have been staying next to Rin for quite some time, watching him play games.

"Hey, Lianlian."

Lin always felt that Lianlian, who had always kept her heart closed and had no self-awareness, was pitiful. He rubbed her hat with pity, but saw Lianlian took off the hat and nodded her head as if she really liked the feeling of being touched on the head.

"Okay, Lianlian, be good."

Just like coaxing her own baby daughter, Rin stroked Lianlian's head and reached out to grab her closed eye.

He once heard the girls in Gensokyo say this in a group chat. Well, actually it was mainly information dug up by Wenwen. It seemed that Lianlian closed her eyes and her heart because she hated herself.

As mentioned before, the passive skill of Awakened Monster is mind reading. Except for some careless guys who can't hide things or those who can be called idiots, most intelligent creatures don't want their minds to be read, which makes Awakened Monster a disgusting existence for everyone.

In addition, Hell took in Jue and Lianlian to manage the Old Hell because they had the skills to control the undead.

Lianlian closed her third eye, which represents her inner heart, because she was hated by others. If you want her to regain consciousness, you must wake her up and make her open her eyes on her own.

If you think about it this way, it's actually no different than waking up a vegetative patient who can move...

Because of his touch, even without self-awareness, Lianlian's face began to flush unnaturally due to the stimulation of her body's instinct. She looked at Lin with wide eyes, her green eyes were watery.

Lin pinched it, thinking about how to help Lianlian open up her heart. Of course, it would be even better if she could turn off the mind-reading function.

Finally, Lianlian, whose whole body was trembling, suddenly reached out and pressed down Lin, sniffing all over his body, and even licked him with her tongue out of curiosity.

Seeing her expression full of spring power, Rin suddenly remembered that youkai should not be touched randomly, and quickly let go of her hand: "Sorry, sorry, Lianlian."

However, it was too late now. Lianlian, who was trapped in the power of spring, rubbed against him like a hungry puppy, sticking out her tongue from time to time.

Finally realizing that he had made a big mistake, Lin pushed Lianlian's head away, and the "qi" emanating from his body also gently pushed Lianlian away, waiting for her to gradually calm down.

After about five minutes, Lianlian's face had regained its composure. Lin heaved a sigh of relief and took her into his arms again, pinching her little face. He couldn't help but feel scared: "You think monsters are really scary. Other people's sensitive spots are inside their clothes, but you are outside your clothes."

Lianlian couldn't hear what he was complaining about. She just tilted her head and blinked at Lin. After a while, she suddenly grabbed Lin's hand and pulled him towards the corridor.

"Wait, Lianlian, where are you taking me?"

Lianlian has a small body but great strength. She dragged Lin and trotted into a door. Lin looked at the tightly closed door in front of him. A strong sense of uneasiness lingered in his heart, and his left eye was twitching.

"Lianlian! Wait!"

Lianlian had already let go of Lin's hand, and pushed open the door as he shouted. Before Lin could even hold her back, the heat from the room hit him in the face.

This is a bathroom, or to be more precise, a luxurious ancient bathroom with a small pool. At this moment, Xiaowu is lying in the bathtub with a towel on his head, and has fallen asleep leaning against the edge.

Although Lin really wanted to remind Jue that sleeping like this was not good for the skin and body, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that now was not the time to say that.

Because this time, Xiao Wu is Guoguo's again, and the shallow pool can clearly see her.

Being alert as a monster, Xiaowu suddenly opened her eyes, and what came into her sight was her cutest and most beloved sister Lianlian, and Rin who was standing beside her with a mixture of "Oh shit, I'm done for, what expression and action should I make, but Xiaowu is so great..." and other such thoughts in her head.

Xiaowu once again showed an expression like the best heroine in a novel. She turned her head away and covered her mouth, at a loss. Lin looked up at the sky, covered her face, turned around, closed the door with extremely complicated feelings, and stood at the door, waiting for Xiaowu to come out and apologize.

Until this point, he still didn't understand why Xiaowu gave out benefits so frequently.

Not long after, a sad voice was heard in the room.

"Lianlian... why do you have to treat me like this? Is it possible that... I have never been good enough to you?"

"Xiaowu, Xiaowu!"

"Wow! You've learned bad things from that stupid Rin. You have to call me sister! You're not allowed to call me Xiaowu!"

There was a mumbling sound, and then Xiaowu opened the door, dressed neatly, and walked out holding Lianlian's hand.

Lin opened her mouth to apologize, but the gentle Jue turned his head away and looked at his toes: "It's okay... It's not your fault, Lianlian... Maybe I just wanted to get you to play with me, hey."

As an older sister, it is indeed distressing and a headache to have such a younger sister. Lin is quite sympathetic to Xiaowu. She thinks that although she also has three younger sisters who are a bit troublesome, they are still very well-behaved and obedient most of the time. It is because of her mother that her head is full of weird things that make people laugh and cry.

"Don't worry, Xiaowu. Lianlian will be much better in the future than she is now. At least she still has a certain level of consciousness. If nothing unexpected happens, it won't take too long for her to open her heart again."

"Well... um, thank you, Rin, for giving me hope."

Having just seen another girl's naked body, Lin was thanked the next moment. Lin felt something was wrong all over his body. His face was full of weirdness, and he felt a little guilty for no reason. He scratched his head, said a few words of comfort, and turned back to the living room.

……

I got along very well with the two Jue monsters, and our friendship continued to grow. In just fifteen days, I felt like I had been friends with Jue for many years.

"Then I'll leave today."

Standing in front of the Earth Spirit Hall, Lin touched Lianlian's little head hanging on him reluctantly, and looked at Jue: "Take good care of yourself in the Earth Spirit Hall. Go out for a walk when you have nothing to do, go to the Monster Mountain... er, go to the ruins. I think you are quite popular with the animals."

After saying that, he looked curiously at the flame cat Lin standing next to Jue. Like Akong, Lin had only heard of her and had only seen her twice in the game, and had never seen her once in real life. Seeing her now, he could be considered to have met all the girls in the Earth Spirit Hall.

As a cat monster, Flame Cat Phosphorus has cat ears that almost all cats have on their head. He has red hair tied into two pigtails and a black bow. Although he is engaged in work related to corpses, he is actually a very sunny cat.

This time, the Flame Cat Phosphorus was going to open the Gate of Hell with a corpse cart to collect the bodies, and she was the one who led Rin.

Jue lowered her head slightly, feeling reluctant. Rin was her only friend. Although she had given Rin at least twenty unexpected benefits in half a month, this could not affect the clean and pure friendship between her and Rin.

Taking a deep breath, Jue raised his head and said, "I'll take you there this time, too."

Holding Lianlian, Jue followed beside Lin, and the cat cart led the way towards the gate of the old hell.

In less than two hours, Lin had seen the huge bronze door standing on the ground. The door was divided into two parts, each carved with a ferocious beast. It was more than ten meters high and was shaking violently.

"This is the exit. The door will open soon. When the corpses fall down, you will enter hell."

Xiao Wu cast his gaze on the giant door for a few seconds, then retracted his gaze: "Well, have a pleasant journey, I hope to see you again if there is a chance."

Although she still looks like a loli, her thoughts are mature and steady, and her words are sincere, which makes Lin slightly moved.

"Well... after I bribe the Yan Mos, I will definitely find a chance to visit you and Lian Lian."

Hearing such a social speech, he felt very strange. Just as he was about to give a few more instructions, the door was quickly opened. An icy breath that was extremely cold compared to hell rushed in, and a large number of corpses poured in from outside the door.

Knowing that the door would only be open for a short time, Lin had no choice but to nod to Jue as a final farewell. He looked around and realized that Lianlian, who was there just now, had disappeared again. Feeling a little regretful, he jumped up and turned into a meteor and shot into the door.

As soon as he passed through the gate and landed on the ground of the new hell, the door behind him closed with a deafening sound.

Rin shook his head in a daze and looked around, and found that the scenery here was dilapidated and a little dark, and was connected by a strange formation. Considering the corpses pouring into the door, Rin could only guess that this was a place similar to a morgue.

He wasn't quite sure why there were so many corpses in hell, and he wasn't interested. He opened his phone and opened Google Maps. To his surprise, even the map of the new hell was clearly marked.

There was a place marked with a spider, which was something Rin had never seen on a map before. She was quite curious, but she didn't pay much attention to it.

Zooming out the map and taking a rough look at the overall picture of the new hell, Lin narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the place marked with the Yama Palace.

"This... should be where the Yama live."

According to the original plan, Rin still intended to find the leader of Yanma to discuss whether he could go to the underworld. He would only take tough measures when there was really no other way.

Of course, after all, he has a good relationship with Si Ji in the future, and his girlfriend works as a civil servant in Hell, so he doesn't really want to fall out with Hell because of this matter.

Just as he put the phone back into his trouser pocket, Lin's clothes were pulled by someone. He turned around and saw the little loli standing next to him smiling at him. Who else could it be but Lianlian?

"Wow! Lianlian, when did you come here? It's over, it's over. I'm afraid Xiaowu is really going to kill me this time."

Chapter 70: Shiki Yingji Saves Life

Lianlian, this little girl, even if she is standing next to you, it will be difficult to notice her as long as you are distracted for a moment.

This door will be closed for half a month. Lin doesn't know if Jue has any other way to enter the new hell. She guesses that she doesn't know yet that her sister has escaped from the old hell. After thinking it over, she can only wait in hell for half a month before sending Lianlian back.

Thinking of this, Lin pinched Lianlian's cheek and said, "Follow me obediently for the next half month, and don't go anywhere, otherwise you will be eaten by a big monster."

Regardless of whether Lianlian could listen to what he said, Lin took her hand and walked away from this "morgue" of hell.

As we walked out of here, the temperature rose significantly. Unlike the old hell, this hell was not that hot. The colors were rather darker, there were no rolling stones in the sky, and even the mountains were bare at a glance.

The scenery in each area was different. Occasionally, you could see groups of vengeful spirits pushing or pulling something forward, and some hell runners were supervising. Lin and Lianlian were flying at such a fast speed that even these runners did not notice them.

Right above the blood-red lake, Lin looked around and found no other living creatures, so he patted Lianlian, who was lying obediently on his back, and turned on his cell phone.

The New Hell was particularly vast. Lin had been flying at full speed for about eight or nine hours and was still more than three quarters of the way to Yama Palace. At this rate, it would take about two more days to reach Yama Palace.

At this time, Lianlian moved her head, rested it on his shoulder, and stared at his mobile phone without saying a word.

Lin thought about it, took out a bottle of juice and a bag of candy from her mobile phone, handed them to Lianlian, coaxed Lianlian a few words like coaxing a child, and touched her little head.

When Lianlian finished her drink and held the candy in her mouth, her little face was filled with happiness and she looked so cute with a smile. Lin held her back with his hand and was about to continue flying, but he saw a faint light rising from the pavilion in the lake.

Feeling a strange aura fluctuation, Lin was a little curious, but did not leave. He watched a familiar loli step out of the light, and then the light dissipated.

This loli is only about 1.4 meters tall, with green hair similar to Lianlian's. She wears an official hat on her head and a special official uniform that only high-ranking civil servants in hell can wear.

She had a stern face, her expression full of melancholy and confusion, as if she was lost in the life of a demon.

"Alas……"

Seeing a familiar face, the guy he was looking for, Rin was quite excited and fell from the sky.

The green-haired loli with a confused look on her face also noticed the presence of other people. She raised her head and glanced at Lin indifferently, then lowered her head as if it had nothing to do with her and continued to look at her reflection in the lake.

It was her look of not wanting to care about anyone that made Lin dumbfounded. She even suspected that the loli in front of her was just Yanma who looked like the guy she knew.

"Um... Shiki Eiji?"

The boy's somewhat doubtful voice made the green-haired loli raise her head, and a slight fluctuation appeared in her calm eyes.

"you know me?"

Holy shit, it really is Master Shiki?!

Lord Si Ji, what's wrong with you? You look so pessimistic, hopeless and have no confidence in life!

Lin felt as if the sky was falling and the earth was collapsing. The life mentor who used to lecture him as soon as he saw him, telling him to study hard, play less games and not let down girls... the guy whose eyes would sparkle no matter who he was preaching, was now so cold and lazy, and even his tone of voice sounded half-hearted.

Still unable to believe that it was Shiki in front of him, he could not help but ask again: "Shiki Yingji Yamasanadu?"

She frowned slightly, her face looked even more melancholy, and shook her head: "Don't call me Amasanadu anymore, I have already submitted my resignation to the Justice Department..."

"…So, Master Shiki, what happened to you?"

"Never mind, oh."

She sighed, her eyes dimmed. “I don’t want to know how a living person like you ended up in hell. If you have nothing to do, just leave and don’t disturb me from thinking about life.”

"puff."

Lin, who felt like he was about to bleed because of this loser Si Ji, calmed down. After thinking for a long time, he still felt that this King Yanluo must have experienced some setbacks and blows.

"I don't understand you. Isn't it nice to stay in the Right and Wrong Office? It's relaxing, the position is high, and it's easy to get promoted. You can also collect red envelopes when you have nothing to do... Uh, I forgot that you Yan Mo don't accept extra money. Anyway... No one else would even think of this position. Why do you want to resign for no reason?"

As for Shiki's position, Rin came to the conclusion when she asked Nazamachi about it during a chat. To sum it up, the children of high-ranking officials came here to gild their reputations, and after working for a few thousand years, they could become high-ranking officials in hell.

For such a good position, Rin was thinking whether he should take the civil service exam and find a connection to get in after he dies in hell, but the person he was planning to find a connection with now wants to resign? !

Perhaps he was too depressed and wanted to find someone to talk to, or maybe it was because Lin had a harmless face and was not a sinner. King Yanluo sighed again and patted the seat next to him, motioning him to sit down.

In order to prevent Lianlian's presence from disappearing again if he was not paying attention, Lin did not forget to let her get off his back. He hugged her and put her on his lap, ready to listen attentively.