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Come to think of it, it's been a year since the last BBQ, and there was nothing to eat even with Youyouko around, so now is a good opportunity.

By the time I had arranged the ingredients, skewered them and lit the fire, an hour or two had passed and the sky was just beginning to get dark. Because today is the new moon, there is no moon to be seen at night, so it is a little darker than usual.

After grilling for a while, the aroma filled the air. Qingguo, who was originally sleeping in his shirt pocket, tossed and turned, put his two paws on the edge of his pocket, popped his head out, shook the beautiful hair on his head, and stared at the grill with his two little eyes.

Then it shrugged its nose, crawled out of Lin's pocket, flew to his shoulder along his clothes, and finally jumped to the edge of the grill, stretching out its little claws to grab the half-cooked meat.

Qingguo has many shortcomings, one of which is that he is greedy. He is not quite the same as Youyouzi. At least his appetite is much worse than Youyouzi's. Let's put it this way, as long as it is something he doesn't recognize, he likes to put it in his mouth to taste it.

Fortunately, its body is still too small now. If it were bigger, even monsters might try it.

Despite its huge appetite, this lizard hasn't grown much so far.

Lin grabbed its tail and lifted it up: "How dare you stick to it when it's so hot, little guy? Speaking of which... roasted lizards should be delicious, right?"

Throwing it onto the table on the other side, Rin found a plate and added some vegetables to it to fill its stomach, then continued grilling.

Finally, Lianlian was awakened by the fragrance. She sat up from the sofa, rubbed her eyes, floated to Lin's side, and rubbed against him.

The man, the demon and the pet began to enjoy the feast. After they finished, it was almost midnight. The temperature was quite cold, there were only a few stars in the sky, and it was pitch dark.

The four-legged snake Qingguo had already laid on the sofa and started to gnaw on it, making crunching sounds from time to time, which gave Lin quite a headache.

"I say... Even though you only look like a dragon, at least show some dragon qualities and don't bite everything you see, okay?!"

Lin reached out and picked up his pet, preparing to teach it a lesson when he suddenly saw a ball of purple out of the corner of his eye.

Turning my head and looking further away, I saw a purple light drawing an arc in the air. The arc had a sense of layering in the darkness, as if it had cut a small hole in the entire night sky.

Lin quickly threw the lizard into his pocket, waved his hand to put the sofa, table and barbecue grill back into his mobile phone space, pulled Lianlian up, kicked off the top of the mountain, and flew towards the unusual purple light.

When he got nearby, he found that there was a small hole in the entire space, the purple light had disappeared, and Lin flew in through the hole.

As soon as he entered the entrance, he felt a strong suction pulling him towards one place, but in just a few seconds, the gap connecting him to reality disappeared.

The suction pulled him and Lianlian out of the sticky world. Their vision suddenly opened up and the whole world appeared purple. Before Lin had time to take a closer look, he fell downwards due to the difference in gravity between the demon world and the real world.

In mid-air, Lin held Lianlian in his arms, steadied his body, and slowly floated down to the ground.

I looked around, and except for the sky being a little strange with a light purple tint, everything else was not much different from the real world.

There is a complex of buildings in the distance, and all of these buildings are stuck on the cliffs. There are long stone corridors connecting the cliffs on both sides. Just looking at the buildings on the cliffs makes the people from the demon world nervous.

Just as Lin was about to pull Lianlian to the town, the ground suddenly shook violently, the surrounding dirt splashed, and the ground they were standing on began to rise.

It turned out that they were standing on the head of a huge monster. The monster was more than ten meters tall, and it didn't notice anyone on its head. It stretched and the pebbles on its body fell down with a clatter, revealing its blue glowing body, which looked extraordinary.

Lin curiously stepped on the blue crystal he was standing on, not knowing what it was made of. The giant monster twisted its neck and seemed to be looking at the buildings in the distance.

It took a step, and the whole earth shook, followed by a heavy sound like thunder.

"I was imprisoned for ten thousand years and expelled from my hometown. Now..."

"boom!"

With a loud bang, a beam of light shot towards the troll and instantly hit one of its arms, and a pile of blue stones rolled to the ground.

"MMP, you almost scared me to death, you're crazy! Why are you yelling for no reason? Don't you know that your loud voice will scare passers-by to death?!"

A clear girl's voice sounded, and a blonde girl flew over from far away. She was wearing a magic witch's clothes, which was somewhat similar to Marisa's. Plus, her hair was also golden. At first glance, Rin thought that Hei Bai had also traveled through time.

Looking closely, this girl's clothes are black and white like Marisa's, her pupils are golden, her face is full of anger, and there is a piece of grass stuck on her witch hat. It seems that she was frightened by the troll's loud voice and jumped over to cause trouble.

Her body was too small compared to the giant monster. She cursed and rose quickly. She just happened to see Rin standing on the giant monster's head and was slightly stunned.

While the blonde was in a daze, a girl in white came after her. She fluttered her white wings and flew to the blonde girl. She consoled her, "Xue, don't waste time. Lord Shenqi is waiting for us to report back."

Her voice was gentle, and with her long blue hair and dignified and pretty face, she was very easy to like. As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Rin jumping off the stone monster with Lianlian in his arms, and her expression became dull.

"Wu...quickly, look, it's an outsider!"

The blonde girl named Xue was extremely excited. She dodged the exposed giant's kick and stretched out her hand to fire several magic cannons, blasting the entire giant into pieces. The blue stone turned into rubble and rolled down, disappearing completely not long after it reached the ground.

The blue-haired girl recovered from her curiosity about seeing an outsider for the first time and frowned slightly: "The Demon Realm does not allow outsiders to enter or leave. You'd better leave quickly, otherwise Master Shenqi will be angry if he finds out."

Lin nodded to the two girls in a friendly manner and slowed down his voice: "I came here to find Master Shenqi. Please rest assured that I have no ill intentions. I heard you mentioned that you wanted to see Shenqi just now. Can you take me with you?"

Xue looked at Lin suspiciously, then looked at Lianlian, who was holding his hand, and scratched his hat: "We don't know what your purpose is, and Lord Shenqi has always been unwelcoming to outsiders. If we take you there, we will be punished."

No way, didn't Sister Zi say that Daimao Shen was easy to talk to? But from what the two girls said, he seemed like a very difficult guy to deal with.

"Actually, I am here to bring a message to Lord Shenqi on behalf of the Monster Sage. Do you know about this, Monster Sage?"

Xue and Wu shook their heads, their eyes continuing to stare at Lin, as if they were going to force him to leave if he didn't leave.

The two demons were very wary of him, but they didn't have much ill will. Lin scratched his head and felt a little embarrassed. As a human who was welcomed by all races, this was the first time he tasted social failure.

"My two sisters, I really came to see Master Shenqi for something very important. Can't you be flexible?!"

This was his last plea. If all else failed, he would have to go to war and then find Shenqi to explain.

Wu seemed to have thought of something, her light blue eyes sparkled, and she leaned close to Xue's ear and said something. Xue looked at Lin up and down for a few seconds with a bit of joy between her eyebrows: "Well, you look stupid but you don't look like a bad person. This time I will treat it as a kind act. Remember to be grateful in the future."

Lin was overjoyed and thanked them quickly, then followed the two girls and flew towards the building complex.

As the saying goes, a horse will die if it is seen from a distance. The town seen from a distance is actually quite far away, and the two girls are not flying fast, so Lin can only slow down and follow them.

After chatting, Lin learned that the blue-haired girl Wu and the blonde girl Xue were both magicians, and they were sisters. They were directly under the command of Shenqi and had just completed their mission and returned to report.

Xue and Wu have rather extreme personalities; one is lively, active and has a bad temper, while the other is calm, gentle and soft-spoken. The two of them complement each other perfectly.

In just a short while, the atmosphere between Lin and them became obviously more harmonious, which shows that the people in the demon world are still relatively friendly.

Shenqi lives in the Supreme Palace. Lin follows his new friends from the demon world to fly over the city on the cliff, fly up along the cliff, and finally reach the top of the cliff. He sees the towering huge palace at a glance.

From the ground to here, the temperature has been dropping, and now it has reached at least minus ten degrees Celsius, but there is no snow on the top of the mountain. A green palace is located there, and the huge stained glass window at the top is particularly eye-catching. The architectural style is completely based on the modern European palace.

There were many people from the demon world guarding the entrance. Xue and Wu were of high status, so they easily brought Lin into the palace.

Shenqi is not the only one living in the spacious palace. Other high-ranking managers of the demon world also live there. There are also many guards, butlers, magicians and knights coming and going.

Shenqi lives on the top floor. Lin carries Lianlian, who is beginning to feel sleepy again, on his back, and follows the two magicians up the spiral corridor until they finally reach the top floor.

As soon as she reached the top floor, Lin felt as if her eyes were about to be blinded by the tender pink color of the walls. Upon closer inspection, she found that the walls and ceiling of the tall and spacious main hall were all painted in light pink, with ribbons and floral decorations hung everywhere, making it look like the boudoir of an innocent and lovely pure girl.

There is a huge fountain in the center of the palace, and the fountain's eye is on the statue. The taller statue is actually a standing cat. If you look closely, it is 70% similar to Hollow Kitty, and the fountain water flows out of the cat's little XX.

Just when Lin was about to complain about Daimoshin's bad taste, Xue's face changed and she became extremely frightened. She even hid behind Wu and trembled.

Walking towards me in the corridor was a dignified maid with blonde hair and golden eyes, and a first-class appearance. Her maid uniform was neatly groomed and clean, her back was as straight as a benchmark, and her expression was serious and earnest.

When seeing this maid, Rin's first thought was Sakuya Izayoi, the leader who faithfully took care of Remi and maintained the dignity of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

The two have different temperaments. Sakuya is just like her title, perfect and chic, with a clear mind and a sense of purpose. Her words and actions give people a very comfortable feeling. The blonde girl in front of him, wearing a red and white maid outfit, has a strong aura and dignity all over her body. You can tell at first glance that she is a serious and respectful person.

The most important thing is... Sakuya uses a PAD, and the girl in front of her is a real big R queen.

"Hurry, get around the cow Yumeko, or we're all done."

Ps: The recent slow updates are actually due to writer's block. I have been trying to finish this chapter since the evening of the 9th. It is such a blast. I just need to get through it.

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A mage who is good at Silence (Physical)

Chapter 78 No, no, Alice, I'm really not your Baba

Lin had met Shenqi a few times, but did not have a deep impression of him. He only remembered the tuft of adobe hair on his head. He had never met this cow Mengzi even once.

By the way, I know so many monsters and demons, so the only way to remember people is to use their characteristics.

Such as Kiriko and the cross-dressing guy, Asuna and Honko, Mikoto and bilibili, Shokuhou and Kimburi, Mugino and the aunt, Yuriko and Brainc... The second-year syndrome and Gensokyo are even more serious, and almost every girl has her own fixed characteristics.

I believe that Rin is not the only one who remembers girls in this way. Of course, this is only the majority. There are also some characters that don't have any characteristics of their own and therefore can't remember girls at all. For example, many people can't name the three sisters of Sao Ling. That's really a sad story worth checking on Baidu.

Let's get back to the topic. I have said so much just to prove that names like "Nai Niu Mengzi" and "Daimao Shen" are easier to remember and do not have any derogatory subjective meaning, probably.

With Xue pulling her clothes, Rin followed the two magic girls to the other end of the corridor in a daze. However, a gust of cold wind and pressure from behind made Rin stop.

Rays of cold light whizzed through Lin's head and shot towards the fleeing Xue.

Xue leaned against the wall, as if he was in a stuck animation, standing still in a tiptoeing posture, sweating profusely.

Her entire body was covered with daggers, less than a centimeter away from her clothes. The daggers were firmly stuck in the wall, framing her entire body. The cold light flashing from the blades made her dare not move.

The wings of the dancing little angel in white froze, and she dared not breathe. She quickly turned around and saluted Mengzi.

"Greetings, Master Mengzi."

The clever and obedient Wu escaped the disaster. Mengzi nodded calmly, stepped closer to Xue in her maid leather boots, and a sneer appeared on her lips: "Who is the cow calling?"

"Wow! Lady Yumeko, I was wrong! Please let me go!"

Xue looked like a naughty child who had done something wrong, looking so pitiful that it made people sympathize with her. Mengzi had a blank expression on her face: "During your official duties, the residents of the Demon Realm complained a lot, and the complaint box of the Demon Realm XX Office was filled with complaint letters. Now you know how to act pitiful?"

Rin, who was standing in the corner, touched his chin, thinking about how he started fighting with Xue when he first met her. It must have caused a lot of trouble. No wonder the maid Mengzi was angry.

Since they call Yumeko "sama", it means that this maid has a very high status and is most likely in a position similar to PAD's - the personal maid of Daimoshin.

"Wow, Sister Mengzi, I was wrong. Those guys were the ones who provoked me first."

"Forget it, Master Shenqi is still waiting for your questions."

As she spoke, her eyes fell on Lin. Apparently, she had noticed it before, and she bowed to Lin and Lianlian: "Welcome two guests, but are you from the outside world?"

Lin nodded obediently: "I came down to see Master Shenqi for something, I hope you can report it to me."

Mengzi was also reasonable and nodded: "Please wait, Xuewu, come with me to see Master Shenqi."

Walking to the end of the corridor with the two magicians, the three of them entered the hall. Lin waited outside with Lianlian on his back for about twenty minutes, and then saw Xue rushing out crying, with Wu chasing after her.

She closed her eyes, cried, and ran wildly, almost knocking Lin to the ground. Fortunately, Lin quickly stretched out his hand to avoid the sudden disaster.

The last one to come out was the elegant maid Yumeko. She walked to Rin with dignity, looked him up and down, and smiled, "Lord Shenqi invites guests in. Please follow me."

For some reason, Rin always felt that the way she looked at her was a little strange.

Following Mengzi into the palace gate, there was a dark purple throne placed in the middle of the high stairs, but there was no one on the throne.

Mengzi's face fell, and she apologized to Lin and asked him to wait a moment. Her eyes became sharp, and she walked away in the corridor on the left with a "tapping tapping".

Rin felt like he was going out to look for the parents of a naughty kid.

After a while, a smiling girl came out from the corridor and walked towards Lin, holding a child's clothes and needle and thread in her hands.

"Sorry, sorry! I was delayed by something earlier!"

She has long silver hair, a tuft of hair on the side tied up with a cherry hairband, and six purple fire-patterned wings that are very eye-catching. She always looks smiling and looks very friendly and amiable.

"Um, hello, Master Shenqi."

Rin was not very clear about the etiquette of the demon world, so she could only bow according to the etiquette of the human world. The other party was still smiling, his eyes swept from Rin's face to her toes, then he took out a photo from his pocket, looked at it for a few times, and his smile continued to spread.

"Um, Lord Shenqi?"

Being stared at by her made Lin feel creepy. He quickly opened his mouth to remind her. The wings behind Shenqi disappeared, and she landed on the ground with her hands in her sleeves. "I was wondering why she looked so familiar. Is she the dean?"

"?!"

Hearing the dean's name, Rin was stunned for a few seconds, then realized that Shenqi was also a highly respected and experienced "old man". The last time Zi talked about the origin of Gensokyo Academy, she did not list the names of all the teachers, but it was most likely Shenqi.

"So...Sama Kamiki was once a teacher at Gensokyo Academy?"

She smiled and nodded, a little nostalgic: "Those were really memorable and happy days, but I have only heard of you, the dean, and this is our first meeting. In that case, don't call me dean, just call me whatever you want."

With this relationship, Lin felt more relieved. She first greeted Zi on her behalf, then looked at the half-finished baby clothes in her hands and scratched her head: "Um... you already have a daughter?"

"If it's a proposal, please don't worry, I'm just planning on having a daughter."

"Lord Shenqi!"

Yumeko, who had been standing silently at the side, quickly spoke up before Rin could react and ask about the connection between having a child and proposing. He originally just wanted to ask if Alice was born, but now he was confused.