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"No! Big brother, you must be lying to me again!"

No matter what he said, he couldn't persuade the young lady. Instead, she burst into tears even more loudly. She looked as if she was about to die. Lin held his forehead helplessly. Even though his mouth cannon skill was almost at level 6, he didn't know how to start at this moment.

Children are often unreasonable, including the unconscious Lianlian. Even though Remlia was crying so sadly, she still lifted up the mini doll and forced her to crouch down.

Lin shook her wet trouser legs and sighed, "I will come to see you often. I promise. Don't act like a child anymore. Be obedient and try to be a dignified and polite lady. Look at you now, you crybaby. How can you be dignified? You will never grow up like this, okay?"

Remi, who had recovered from the defensive state of crouching with her head in her hands, wiped her tears and shook her head vigorously. She couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time, but still stretched out her hands to hold Rin and was unwilling to let go.

Rin spent the entire two or three hours trying to say goodbye to her, and never succeeded.

"So...it's better to sneak away."

Rin slapped his head and felt extremely regretful, but at the same time he also felt sorry for his pants which had become completely wet and sticky.

Fortunately, after crying for a few hours, she was tired enough to fall asleep on Rin's legs. Carefully she pulled her legs out of her hands and gently touched Remi's head. Rin sighed, "Sometimes I really admire Sakuya... Never mind, it's time to go."

It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one. Delaying leaving is not a solution. Lin looked at Fran, hugged her, gave her a few words of advice, and left with Lianlian and Jue.

Originally, Rin wanted to take Xiaowu to Gensokyo to meet friends, but unfortunately Xiaowu refused to agree.

Because he knows that others dislike him and he doesn't want to cater to others, in Jue's opinion, having Rin as a friend is enough. The clean and pure friendship between the two will last forever, maybe?

The old hell rate belongs to the hell of the eastern 11th area, so if you want to go back, you must first go back to area 11. When Rin was passing by Huiyin's private school with the two awakened monsters, he stopped on purpose, only to find that Huiyin and Meihong had already left, and they should have gone to Gensokyo.

Back in Area 11, Rin crushed the badge that Shiki Eiji had given him before, hugged Lianlian and the blushing Xiaowu, was surrounded by a purple-black halo, and disappeared on the spot the next second.

The temperature rose, the familiar heat and dryness, Rin knew that she had returned to hell. Just as she let go of Lianlian and Xiaowu who was speechless and silently reciting the pure friendship, the portal of the Four Seasons Loli appeared in front of Rin.

King Yanluo had a serious face, wearing an official hat and holding a stick of repentance. He walked out of the light circle, turned his head to look at Lin, then set his sights on Jue, stretched out the stick of repentance, and almost hit Jue in the face.

"Gu Ming Di Jue! You are guilty! As the administrator of the old hell, you actually left your post without permission. Do you know how much harm this will cause to the old hell? The old hell and the new hell are closely related. If there is a problem there, this place will also fall into chaos. The cycle of life and death is the great way of heaven and earth. Once any problem occurs, the entire regional system cannot bear it, balabalabla..."

Xiaowu was pale, hiding behind Lin, hugging his sister tightly, his body trembling. Of course... he was not scared by Shiki-sama's nonsense and momentum, but was scared stupid by the one million words of lecture that were still brewing in her head.

It can be seen that being able to read minds is not a good thing at all. At least facing King Yanluo is the most miserable person in the world.

Receiving Xiaowu's pleading look, Lin took out his cell phone to check the time. According to what Si Ji had said so far, it was estimated that he would learn less than one percent of the lesson at the beginning, and the lesson would take at least seven or eight hours. If he wasted so much time, he would even miss the opportunity to go home for dinner. His brain was working quickly, trying to find a breakthrough.

As a member of society, the first thing that came to his mind was how to bribe. Rin thought about Shiki Eiji's preferences for a long time and felt that there seemed to be nothing else except the loudspeaker. It was not until he saw Lianlian catching the mantis shrimp crawling out from the river bank that he suddenly realized.

"Ahem, Master Shiki."

"Rin, wait a minute until I've finished teaching you a lesson."

"..."

Rubbing his brows with a headache, he heard a voice that was talking non-stop and without even repeating a word, as if he was reciting a doctoral thesis. Lin opened the space on his phone, looked around, breathed a sigh of relief, and took out plates of fried shrimp, tempura, and shrimp noodles.

Shiki Eiji, who was immersed in her enthusiastic work, felt her nose twitching and couldn't help but slow down her speech, her eyes shifting towards the fried shrimps on the table.

"Master Shiki, please feel free to eat as you please."

Shiki, who couldn't bear it any longer, turned around and looked at the various delicacies, pointed the repentance stick at Lin and said, "Rin! You are guilty! Do you know that bribery is a serious crime?"

Trying hard to turn his expressionless face into an innocent one, Lin scratched his head: "We are friends after all, don't talk nonsense without evidence. I saw that you were tired of lecturing and worried that you were hungry, so I prepared something for you to eat so that you can fill your stomach and continue your work. How can you say that to me?"

"Is... is that so? So... this is what friendship is like."

Shiki held the repentance stick in front of his face, and after a while he coughed dryly: "If that's the case... Wow! So many shrimps! This... This is not edible in hell, I can only eat it when I go on a business trip to the real world!"

Taking this behavior as a matter of course between friends, Shiki Eiji picked up her chopsticks and devoured the food without giving it a second thought. Rin Chaojue glanced at the time, then conveyed her inner thoughts to Xiaowu.

While Si Ji was eating to their heart's content, the man and two demons sneaked away and came to the entrance of the old hell.

"The door will open in a few hours, so...Xiaowu, I'm leaving first. I'll come and play with you when I have time."

Lin, who was putting his cell phone into his trouser pocket and saying goodbye, frowned, took out a lizard, tilted his head to look at Qingguo who was wagging his butt towards him, curled his lips and stuffed it back into his shirt pocket.

Lianlian hugged his legs and rubbed them. This inexplicable action attracted Xiaowu's attention. She looked at Lianlian carefully, especially Lianlian's body, and fell into deep thought.

Compared with Remi, Lianlian was both well-behaved and obedient, very cute, so Rin couldn't help but give her a brotherly kiss on the forehead.

Fortunately, Xiaowu was deep in thought and didn't notice, otherwise this sister-con would be unhappy again. Lin said goodbye to them for the last time, turned around and flew towards the Sanzu River.

Well, those fried shrimps would only delay Shiki for two hours at most, and Rin didn't want to continue suffering with Xiaowu afterwards. Although he felt a little reluctant, he couldn't stop his excitement to return to Gensokyo.

Following the route she remembered, Rin came to the Sanzu River and found Komachi's boat along the shore. Seeing her sleeping so soundly that even bubbles of snot were coming out of her nose, she couldn't bear to disturb her, so she took out the loudspeaker, moved in front of Komachi, and turned the volume to medium.

"Shiki Yingji is here to check on you!"

Nazashamachi was shocked all over, twitching, and sat up with his eyes closed. He put his hands into the water and began to swing them: "Master Shiki! I'm working! I'm not lazy! I'm not sleeping!"

She hadn't fully woken up yet and was reacting completely on her body's instincts. She hadn't even opened her eyelids yet and tears were already streaming down her face. Rin was stunned and admired her very much.

She apologized and defended herself for a long time, and finally opened her eyes. She turned her head and saw Rin standing on the shore, looking at her sideways as if she was looking at a paramecium. She looked around and didn't see Shiki Eiji, so she breathed a sigh of relief and patted her chest: "Really, it turns out that Shiki-sama is not here, Rin-sama, why did you scare me."

"I'm not trying to scare you. Four Seasons will be here soon. Come on, take me to the other side. If it's any later, I'm afraid you'll be punished again."

"okay!"

Upon learning that Shiki was gone, Komachi, who was full of energy even when she was young, grabbed the oars again and said, "Please get on board, Rin-sama!"

……

After saying goodbye for the second time to Nazama from Nazama Town who had been paddling along the way, Rin returned to the real world and rushed all the way to Gensokyo. During the rush, he didn't know how many birds he killed and how many car accidents he caused. He then plunged into a shrine and entered Gensokyo.

The familiar smell, familiar air, familiar scenery, everything is so wonderful, making people linger, unforgettable, giving people the feeling of home.

To be honest, even in the world he lives in, apart from the Jingu family, even in the Glory City he lives in, he does not have the slightest sense of belonging. He has been thinking about when he can bring his family to settle down in his wife's territory.

Rin, who was caught up in a beautiful fantasy, cheered himself up and was full of joy and impatience. Just as he was about to find Kaguya and Sister Murasaki to say a few words to each other to express his longing for them, he heard a deafening sound in his ears, which almost gave him a heart attack.

"Don't miss it if you pass by! Our company is the full agent for the marketing of ground service products of Yuedu Technology Co., Ltd. To give back to our customers, the new titanium alloy mobile phone is on sale at 998% off today. Buy three and get one free. It also comes with a solar charger, which costs cents. Don't hesitate to act! One is only !"

Things change and no one can escape from the fate. At this moment, Rin can finally understand how Nazamachi felt at that time.

To calm his heart, Lin turned around and wanted to find Kappa to make trouble for him, but after thinking carefully, he realized that he was the boss and how could he lose his temper because of his hard-working employees? He calmed down instantly.

"When did He Cheng He Qu become so bold? Sigh, the world is really going downhill and the evil people are no longer as they used to be."

Rin shook his head and flew over the head of the kappa that was setting up the promotion venue and flew towards the Taketori Forest. However, not long after he got away from the River City and was about to arrive at the Human Village, a deafening burst of music rang out. One wave of music followed another, and Rin was so scared that he almost fell down.

"Let your heart be free and you can dream it, and the future is your dream..."

The sound sounded like the sound of small bones breaking. Lin rubbed his chest and wished he could kill himself.

Mmp, what on earth happened in Gensokyo during the ten years I was away? And why didn't Sister Zi come to greet her husband! ?

Little Broken Bone only sang a paragraph, and Rin followed the direction of the voice and came to the square that was converted from Gensokyo Academy. There were crowds of people surrounding it, three layers deep, surrounding the high platform that had been built.

It was Lan who took the stage at this time. She tested the volume of the microphone and continued, "Next, please welcome the monster sage, Lady Yakumo Yukari, to give us a wonderful speech."

After she finished speaking, she led the applause. The watermelon who was closest to the audience threw the melon seed shells onto the stage and said impatiently, "Can you please hurry up! Naiza Yuugi and I have to attend social events. Can you afford to let us miss our drinking party? If you can't afford it, just hand Rin over to our demon clan!"

"Impossible! Lin is from our Tengu clan, get lost!"

No one knew which Tengu started the war of words, and both the ghosts and the Tengu started fighting with their fists. Among them, a paparazzi wearing a reporter's hat was flying around, taking pictures excitedly.

"Quiet quiet!"

Yakumo Yukari made a grand appearance from the gap with a stern expression on her face. She tapped the microphone with her fan, but found that no one paid attention to her. Even most of the monsters were fanning the flames and hoping that the world would not be in chaos. She raised her eyebrows, waved her fan, and the "realm of sparse and dense" separated everyone.

"Can you please listen to me? Gensokyo is getting more and more chaotic because of guys like you. Do you know what those guys at Eternal Pavilion called us? Shameless old ladies! Yes, I'm talking about you. How can I tolerate this? Let's go to attack Eternal Pavilion or not. Just one sentence!"

"go with!"

Rin yelled at the top of his lungs, landed on the stage with a MMP look on his face, glanced at Yakumo Yukari, and then looked at the monsters below the stage who were cheering and warmly welcoming him for giving him enough face.

"So, what are you guys up to? A crusade? A second lunar war? Do you know that the moon is also my territory?"

"what?"

Yakumo Yukari, who was confused by Kaguya and Eirin, looked at Rin in surprise. She nodded with her fan and regretted that she didn't notice that Rin had entered Gensokyo.

"Teacher, you blamed us wrongly!"

Wenwen raised her hand obediently: "We don't plan to join the war between the monster sages. We just came here because we heard about the free phone credit."

Yakumo Yukari's face turned red, and she reached out and patted Lin's shoulder: "Now that you're back, let's go home and let Lan do it for you... Hey? Where's Lan?"

"No need for your order, they have already gone back."

Rin rolled his eyes. He originally wanted to give her a hug, but now he felt embarrassed to do so in public. In addition, the "surprise" after returning home completely dampened his enthusiasm. He pulled Yakumo Yukari into the gap. Before leaving, he turned around and waved, "Well, let's all leave."

Arriving at the Yakumo family, Rin sat on the sofa with a carefree manner, looking like the head of the family: "Sister Zi, what happened before? Why did you fight with Yongingting for no reason?"

"hehe."

Yakumo Yukari took out her fan and waved it. She always felt that making a complaint was not in line with her dignity as a monster sage. After thinking about it, she decided not to say a word. In her heart, she had already cursed Tsukiyomizu's daughters and Eirin hundreds of times.

"Don't worry about the small things. Have you finished your work?"

"Of course, Lianlian was also sent back. By the way... did Meihong and Huiyin come to Gensokyo?"

She sat down on the sofa next to Rin, took a sip from a cup of tea, and nodded: "Come to think of it, that teacher is pretty good. I'm quite satisfied with him. Now that your work is done, how long do you plan to stay in Gensokyo?"

"A few decades... Taigong Wang asked me to keep the appointment a hundred years ago. I have gained enough experience in the mortal world. Now I have some theories that I want to put into practice to see if I can complete the concept."

Hearing that he would stay for a long time, Zi smiled with surprise. Just as she was about to kiss him, Lin's cell phone rang.

"Alas?"

Both his Moon City card and Gensokyo card were inserted, so he could receive a signal as soon as he returned to Gensokyo. The person who was calling him at this time was Kaguya.

"Hmm? Kaguya, I'm back. Are you surprised or not?"

"If you hadn't gone to Yakumo Yukari first, I would have been more surprised. Now there is only an accident, an accident that caused your accidental death. May I ask if you have your leg split? If it is broken, come back and let Eirin heal it."

After some sarcastic remarks, Kaguya hung up the phone.

It was completely different from the expected reunion scene. Rin's smile froze on her face. She covered her face with her hands and then looked at Yakumo Yukari: "Sister Yukari... I want to go to Eternal Pavilion and come back for dinner later."

"Well……"

The bored Yakumo Yukari leaned on the sofa and turned on the TV. She looked like a retired old man with nothing to do at home, which made Rin breathe a sigh of relief.

Good, at least there is no noise here.

Wow! Gensokyo has only two wings and it’s already in such a mess, how can it open a crystal palace? !

After saying hello to Yakumo Aoi who was busy in the kitchen, Rin took off from Yakumo's house. Just as she flew a certain distance, she collided with a streak of Sakura.

There was a very elastic force on his face, and he was even stuck inside and couldn't get out. Rin was carried floating in the air. He used his hands and feet to pull his face out and faced Youyouko's smiling face.

"Hey, foodie... ahem, Youyouzi, what are you in such a hurry to do?"

He calmly removed his hand from the weapon that had just harmed his beautiful face and scratched his head.

"Let's go to Zi's house for dinner! I knew there would be something delicious once Lin came back!"

"..."

Why do I feel that after becoming a ghost, Youyouko's problems have become more and more serious, even to the level of an IQ of 9?

Chapter 88: Zi and Kaguya, stop playing palace fighting and come play with me!

As for the reason why the relationship between the Yakumo family and Eien-tei is like fire and water...

Originally, Yukari was just using Yuedu, and since it had become her own property, she didn't have much objection, so the problem still lay with Kaguya.

Well, when it comes to snatching men, everyone relies on their own abilities and there's nothing much to say about it. There's no such thing as first come first served. Even though Yukari and Kaguya always call each other mistresses, in fact, they can still clearly distinguish their relationship. But since everyone relies on their own abilities, it's shameless for Yongyuanting to rely on their strength because they have more people.

If you want to provoke Kaguya, you have to go through many levels. First, there is Watatsuki Yorihime, who seems to have evil intentions towards her brother-in-law. She will draw her sword and talk about doing this and that for her brother-in-law as soon as she disagrees with him.

After defeating Yiji, you still need to defeat Fengji. This seemingly innocent princess is actually a pure black gk at heart. The title of "smiling tiger" can fully summarize Fengji's character.

After passing the level of Fengji, they finally reached the Red Stick Eight Senses Eirin, the leader of the Eternatei forces. They mocked each other, but they couldn't fight each other in case of affecting Gensokyo. Yakumo Yukio was so angry that her heart ached. So far, she has not yet passed the level of Eight Senses Eirin and reached the dragon's nest.

The Yokai Sage, who had failed several times, thought about it carefully and concluded that it was still a problem of lack of manpower. Yakumo Aoi was often sent by her to check the barrier. Besides, given the fox's honest look, it would be difficult for her to accomplish anything big. In this case, it was normal for her, an old widower... a lonely person, to not be able to defeat Yonging Tei.

After much deliberation, Yakumo Yukari decided to use her identity as one of the founders of Gensokyo to gather some forces to go to Eien-tei to cause trouble.

Yiji is also one of the founders of the current model of Gensokyo. The problem is that the monsters here are not very interested in the people of Yuedu and only recognize Yakumo Yukari. This is the only consolation.

That's why such a farce happened today. Although Rin felt very upset about these things, he didn't feel depressed at all. He was still able to keep a normal mind and go find his other wife Kaguya.

Even the gluttonous and gluttonous Yuyuko who followed the special effects butterfly could not stop his pace. After discovering that Yuyuko's breasts were developing very optimistically because of the nutrition she had replenished in them, Rin said goodbye to her for the time being.

"By the way! I have to go back to Yakumo's house for dinner too, so don't eat all my food!"

Before leaving, Rin gave Youyouko a serious warning. It was not known whether Youyouko, who was smiling with her eyes narrowed into slits, listened to him. Anyway, Rin waved his hand and continued to fly towards Yongyuanting.

The Yakumo family and Eien-tei are not on the same road, so one is in the north and the other is in the south. Rin can understand this very well.