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Cinderella... According to the nature of this game, it's just Cinderella. Cinderella actually turned into a middle-aged woman?

"Second sister, no, I just provide assistance to foreign travelers."

"Oh, so kind..." Another woman was about to sneer, but suddenly she saw the gold coins in Lin's hand, her eyes lit up, and she said with a flattering smile, "Guests from afar... No, judging from your attire, you must be adventurers from another world. Welcome to Lifan. My sister helped you before, so is that..."

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand. Rin looked at this scene that often appeared on the screen and threw the gold coin to her.

He only had Cinderella's plot in his mind right now, and obviously... he needed to connect with this plot line.

"How about this, everyone? Can you let us stay at your house for a few days?"

The two sisters hesitated until they saw a handful of gold coins in Lin's hand. Then they were overjoyed and all their doubts and hesitations disappeared: "Of course! Of course, please follow me."

With the disguised Snow White, Tongzi and the arrogant Husky, they followed the three sisters into the city and came to their home. To their surprise, the three sisters were not as rich as in the fairy tale. Instead, they were poor. However, the house was very big and a bit shabby.

Come to think of it, maybe the stepmother died a long time ago and the two sisters squandered the family fortune?

Judging from the current situation, it seems that the Cinderella story happened twenty or thirty years later.

In order to prevent the two sisters who were greedy for money from betraying the information about the two beautiful girls, Kiriko and Princess Snow White, Rin spent a lot of gold coins to keep them silent. Fortunately, after successfully establishing this line, she can now watch the development of the plot quietly.

Princess Snow White stayed in the house to continue typing, while Rin and Kiriko went out to buy some supplies in the city.

After the two came to the union and sold the materials, they both had happy faces. They originally planned to take Kiriko to the blacksmith shop to upgrade her weapon, but when passing by a shop, Lin stopped.

There was no sign hanging in this store, but looking from the door, there were a large number of equipment and weapons displayed inside, which made Rin and Kiriko walk in curiously.

The bald middle-aged man lying on the chair reading a book, saw a guest come in but did not greet him, saying lazily: "What a rare guest, what a rare guest, do you want to buy treasures? Or do you want to gamble?"

"Eh?" He could understand the first sentence, but not the second. Lin looked around and saw that many equipments were covered with dust. He asked curiously, "Gambling, is it about these equipments?"

The boss perked up when he found out that the two people who came in were two young "suckers": "To be honest, the weapons and equipment in my store are all from ancient times that I found everywhere. Because of their long history, their properties are no longer visible, but... as long as you use this activation potion, the equipment will be radiant and show its original properties. Just think about it, the ancient equipment may turn out to be a legendary dragon-slaying weapon?"

Then he talked a lot, and Lin understood. Isn't this just like gambling in Diablo 2? Activating potions is just identifying scrolls. Gambling... He is the best at this.

"How much is the bet?"

Seeing this naive young man was tempted, the boss was very happy: "It only takes 10 gold coins. What kind of amazing equipment can you get with 10 gold coins?"

Lin once again looked at the strange equipment around him. Judging from the appearance alone, it could indeed scare many people.

"Okay, let me play."

"Okay, then you choose your own adventurer."

Seeing the boss rubbing his hands as if he had encountered a fresh lamb to be slaughtered, Tongzi turned his head away, not wanting to see the boss's future expression of being slaughtered.

He picked up a ring from the table and nodded with satisfaction after identifying it. This top-grade ring with +10% dodge was considered extremely rare after conversion, and was probably worth a few thousand gold coins. So, with the boss looking painfully at him, he took it in his own hands.

Then he picked up a gray necklace and after identification, its true identity was revealed. It was a very beautiful black gemstone necklace with acceleration. It was very suitable for Tongzi, so he gave it to her.

As if he didn't notice the pale and hesitant expression of the boss, Lin Xian walked around and looked at the weapons on the shelves on both sides. Whenever he was interested in a weapon and looked at it for a few more seconds, the boss' eyes would be fixed on that weapon, as if he wanted to eat it directly.

Finally, he picked up a dark one-handed sword and said, "I feel like I have a connection with it, so I'll take this one."

As the identification was completed, the name of the one-handed sword also appeared, "Elucidator".

"..."

Huh? She accidentally found Kiriko's black sword. Even though it had great properties, Rin was unwilling to monopolize it. After much persuasion, she finally made Kiriko accept the sword and paid a few gold coins as a token of appreciation.

No matter what, the "Black Swordsman" Kiriko is better.

After completing the dirty deal in front of the boss, Rin looked at the boss who was holding on with weak legs, and decided to let him go and left with Kiriko.

"Tell me, he bought something with a little money and sold it for 10 gold coins. Why should he be sad?"

"...I guess he thought it was all junk, but he didn't expect it to be so valuable. He just let it go?"

They spent a lot of time in the city updating equipment, forging, and gathering information. By the time they packed food for Princess Snow White, it was already evening.

When they returned to the Cinderella home, Snow White was still busy typing. As a spoiled princess, she definitely could not eat the hard black bread, and she had been waiting for a long time.

"You two went on a date for a whole day and I didn't even have lunch. You are so cruel!"

"What a date! I forgot about it because I was so busy...By the way, how is your novel going?"

Snow White swallowed the butter bread and held out her hand to him in a victory gesture: "In less than ten days, I can finish the first part!"

Well... the princess has started a new plot, called "Megatron's Adventures in Wonderland", a bizarre erotic novel based entirely on what she saw and heard along the way. It is worth mentioning that the princess said that the reason why he was named Megatron was because the contrast between such a cool and domineering name and a delicate and beautiful girl as the protagonist is more attractive.

Ahem, he is indeed a master of erotica. His brain waves can actually be synchronized with Transformers from another world.

He slept in a daze until midnight, when the door was slammed loudly. Rin was so scared that he sat up from the bed. He shook his head and opened the door. He saw Cinderella standing at the door with an anxious look on his face. Kiriko and Princess Snow White in the next room were also woken up and came out.

"what happened?"

"Adventurers, please save my elder sister!"

As Cinderella spoke, her eyes turned red and tears were about to flow out. Lin glanced behind her and saw her second sister standing farther away with a look of disdain on her face. There was no sign of her eldest sister.

"Don't be in a hurry, tell me what happened first?"

As the protagonist of the story explained the whole story with an embarrassed look on his face, Lin just felt really fucked up.

Well, this is what happened.

One night, the young king, who was wandering in the city looking for a female companion, heard the beautiful singing of Shandu (since it is troublesome to type, I will refer to her as such from now on), so he came looking for her. However, Shandu was already a middle-aged woman after all, so she had to hide in her room. The amorous king stood at the door and said sweet love words hoping to see her.

Xiandu's two elder sisters were also at home... By the way, these two sisters were so ugly and stupid that they became old spinsters and couldn't get married, so they also didn't allow Xiandu to get married.

When the king saw that the door was still not opened, he left a message saying he would come back tomorrow night and also left some jewels.

The two sisters, who were blinded by money, saw that there was money to be made. The next night, the eldest sister disguised herself as Cinderella with a sore throat and flirted with the king through the door. However, she did not dare to let the king in for fear of being exposed.

After deceiving the king for a few days, seeing that the king's patience had run out and he was about to force his way in, the eldest sister came up with a stupid idea, which was to ask the king to send someone to pick her up late at night. She made up some family tradition, wrapped her whole body in cloth and waited for someone to pick her up, and then sent her to the king's bedroom, and requested that no lights should be turned on at night. The idiot king agreed.

The eldest sister discussed it with the second sister and did not tell Xiandu. It was only when Xiandu was awakened by the sound of the door closing that he discovered that the eldest sister was missing. He asked the second sister and found out the whole story.

"If the king finds out, my sister will die!"

Lin covered his face, his head full of shit, is this old lady sick? As long as the king is not a three-year-old child, he will definitely find out, okay? Even if you have thought about how to run away after having sex at night and continue to deceive the idiot king, people will find out with your loose skin!

...I guess this kind of absurd thing only happens in fairy tales? I feel sorry for the poor king who fucked Big Mom.

Chapter 57 My heart is beating so fast

Although I really don't want to save that psychopath, there's nothing I can do. The protagonist has given me a side quest. How can I progress through the storyline if I don't complete it?

"Me! I want to go too!"

Snow White was panting with excitement, and pulled Rin aside, trying to suppress her voice: "I'm telling you, this is big news, young man x aunt, a lot of aunt lovers love this! I must go to collect materials!"

Although what she said made sense, Rin thought about it and it seemed that his buddy, the game fanatic, had said that the book about Big Mom in Gensokyo was particularly popular, which showed that there were still many people who liked Big Mom, so the market for this kind of erotic novel should be pretty good.

But... the king's castle is full of high-ranking servants and knights, and Princess Snow White, who is a weak creature who only knows how to cultivate immortality, is just a pure trouble.

"No, Your Highness, it's too dangerous for you to go over there."

After that, no matter how the princess threatened or tempted her, Rin refused to agree to her request. Only after she was persuaded and promised other materials did she give up the idea.

He and Tongzi arrived outside the king's castle. They wanted to take a detour to find a place to see if they could climb in, but then they found that two of the guards guarding the door were dozing off, and the others were doing unknown things.

So the two of them walked in swaggeringly, and they didn't even see a guard or knight along the way. Tongzi guessed that it was probably this guy's luck that played a role again.

He walked into the castle carelessly. The guards standing in two rows were all drowsy and snoring while leaning on their spears. It was obvious that they were fast asleep. The knights who occasionally passed by were also sleeping.

"Alas, in this kingdom, even the self-disciplined knights can fall asleep and take pills."

Tongzi looked at his compassionate face and rolled her eyes. She always felt that these guys fell asleep because of him. She was afraid that she would be unlucky in the future. He was simply a disaster star.

"By the way, do you know where the king's chambers are? Do you want to catch someone and ask him?"

"No need, it must be the biggest, most gorgeous and most central one."

Rin was very sure and took Kiriko directly to the top floor of the third floor, found the house in the center, listened at the door for a while, and found that there was no sound, so he quietly pushed the door open.

There was no light inside, it was pitch black and nothing could be seen. Tongzi could only take out a piece of glowing crystal and look around in the dim light.

Apart from the gorgeous decoration, the surrounding walls are covered with oil paintings of sex, and there is a huge mirror right above the bed. This king really has unique taste.

There was only a mummy-like thing wrapped in red cloth lying in the middle of the bed. There was no sign of the king, which made Lin feel both relieved and disappointed.

Fortunately, I made it in time to rescue them, but I was disappointed that I didn't see the king's panic and his extremely sad and angry expression after seeing himself fucking an old lady.

"I guess it's a shower before sex. We need to hurry."

"How do we get her out?"

"who are you!?"

The two of them were whispering, and the person on the bed was startled and asked in panic.

Tongzi went forward to take a closer look. It was indeed Xiandu's eldest sister. She stuck her head out and was wrapped tightly. Seeing that it was an acquaintance, she was relieved and puzzled: "What are you doing here?"

"Your sister was afraid that you would be killed by the angry king, so she asked us to rescue you."

Meeting such a stupid and greedy guy, Tongzi didn't have a good temper.

"She's jealous of me! Leave me alone and get out of here!"

Seeing her like a madman, Lin shook his head and knocked her out: "Why waste so much time talking to her? Just take her away."

He looked around, walked quickly to the window, opened the curtains and looked down. He found that it was not too high and there was a path below.

"There are two ways. One is to carry her out, and the other is to make a rope out of cloth and lower her down."

"Well, let's go with the second one."

Rin used a knife to cut the curtains, while on the other side, Kiriko tied the cloth wrapped around the old lady tightly, then tied the curtains and bed sheets into knots and stretched them around the old lady. Then the two of them put her in together, and just when they were halfway in, the door was pushed open.

"My dear, my beloved little baby, I'm sorry for waiting. Let's enjoy a happy night together now!"

However, he stopped at the door because the curtains were torn and the moonlight outside shone directly in, allowing him to clearly see two figures in front of the window.

"Someone! Someone! Help me!"

As he spoke, he took out the rapier hanging on the wall and rushed forward bravely: "Where did you take my beauty?!"

There was still about one or two meters between them to put the old lady down, but it was too late. Nothing could happen at this distance anyway, so the two men simply let go.

Kiriko easily knocked the opponent's sword away and kicked the king to the ground. Soon, chaotic footsteps were heard, and the entire bedroom was blocked by knights and servants. Rin could feel that the corridor was also full of people.

"What should we do? Use your luck to make them fall flat on their faces, and then we can get out?"

"…Why do you say falling on flat ground sounds so bad? We're going to be wanted soon, and we can't see clearly now. If we force our way out, we'll be exposed sooner or later. Jump now."

"..."

Tongzi glanced outside the window. It was at least ten meters high. Even if this was a game, their physical fitness and jumping ability became stronger after upgrading, and they would not die unless their HP was depleted, but it would still hurt!

"Don't be afraid. Don't I still have my luck?"

Seeing that all the knights had surrounded her and were falling flat on the ground, Rin thought this was an opportunity. She jumped onto the window, and seeing that Kiriko was still hesitant, she directly carried her up, then held her tightly and fell through the window with herself at the bottom and her at the top.

"A leap of faith!"

He whispered something that made Tongzi feel so embarrassed, and the two of them fell down while hugging each other tightly. Just then, a cart loaded with cotton wool passed by, and the two of them fell on it safely.

At this time, Kiriko was still pressing on Rin. The two of them looked into each other's eyes, their chests pressed tightly together. At some point, a "bang bang bang" sound of extremely fast beating was heard, as if it was made by Kiriko.

Neither of them spoke, they just stared at each other. In the darkness, one could vaguely see that Tongzi's face was getting redder and redder.

"Hey! What are you doing? Get out of my car!"

Following the young coachman's loud roar, Tongzi quickly turned over, and the two of them jumped off the carriage. The coachman drove away cursing.

Kiriko and Rin moved in unison at this moment, both covering their chests in front of their hearts with their right hands.

"Why... my heart is beating so fast, could it be that I am..."

"Tongzi's chest is a little flat...it hurts...I almost passed out just now."

Well, they all looked guilty, and the atmosphere was very subtle, until...

"Hey??! Where's that old lady?!"