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"Call me daddy."

Lin Youyou replied weakly, feeling Jack's somewhat cold little hands touching her belly, and quickly slapped her hands away: "You have already taken a bath, change into pajamas obediently, play games or sleep."

"No."

The little hand was slapped away, but the little girl was not discouraged at all. She continued to apply shower gel to him while touching his hidden abdominal muscles: "Mommy's body is so strange... There are even lumps..."

Rin glanced down at his muscles and said lazily, "This is for adults."

Alas, it’s a pity that even though he has muscles, you can’t see them when he wears clothes. He still has a figure that is extremely suitable for wearing women’s clothes.

Now that I think about it, it’s very likely that I was tricked by Kaguya.

Speaking of Kaguya... I suddenly fell into this world, and I don’t know how anxious she would be.

It’s better to find a way to leave early.

Little Jack bathed him gently and carefully without moving around, and Lin closed his eyes comfortably, enjoying the service of his good daughter while thinking about the direction of his goal.

When it comes to business, Lin gets a headache. Now there is Nyarko and Tefnut outside, eyeing her covetously. Although this place is isolated from the outside world, it is the territory of the Egyptian gods after all, and Tefnut must be looking for her as well.

If we get caught... we can imagine that we will inevitably end up with a firearm.

Therefore, at present, we must find a way to leave while concealing our identity and avoiding being seen. The difficulty has increased many times.

Wait... now that I say that...

This saint who sounded all sorts of absurd and intimate with all sorts of white water bugs was actually a good identity. No matter how many people Tefnut asked to investigate, they would definitely not have guessed...

It’s just… it’s a bit embarrassing to be mistaken for a woman by others, haha.

Let’s think of other ways. If it doesn’t work, then… cough cough.

As for the name Rin, Rin was not too worried. In Esperanto, there were too many words that could be pronounced the same as Rin. Even when written, there were several different ways of writing. As long as the surname Jingu was not mentioned, no one would think of his name first.

This is one of the advantages of the world being too big and the culture being too complex.

Lin was thinking when he suddenly felt a chill in his lower body. He quickly came to his senses and looked down. It turned out that it was little Jack who was picking at his boxer shorts.

He quickly grabbed her wet panties and lifted them up, then knocked on her little head with a look of amusement and helplessness.

"Why are you making such a move for no reason?"

The little girl blinked her big amber eyes in confusion: "Why does mommy have to wear panties? It's inconvenient to take a shower!"

"Adults, especially those of the same gender as dad, bathe in panties!"

Without blushing or getting nervous, Lin talked nonsense in a serious manner, fooling his daughter, and then quickly got up.

"Okay, okay, the water is too cold to wash any more."

After picking Jack up, she cleaned her body and put on her pajamas. Lin patted her little butt and said, "Go play now. Daddy will clean up and go to bed."

"Then I'll sleep with you!"

"..."

Actually...Rin refused to sleep together at first, but since they even took showers together and took naps together during the day, it was not a big deal.

Well, remember the famous saying...

If you are a man, you should sleep with your daughter!

This sentence can be regarded as a masterpiece throughout the ages...but I suddenly forgot which celebrity said it, was it Akizuki Takashi, Wu Fan, or Lin Luo?

Forget it.

Lin nodded calmly and urged Jack to get on the bed. After she left, he slowly changed into a pair of panties.

All the girls in Gensokyo know that Rin always wears only a pair of panties when she sleeps at night!

Well, this doesn't seem to have anything directly to do with cultivating a father-daughter relationship.

Coming out of the bathroom, Rin yawned and opened the bedroom curtain. Little Jack was wearing a cartoon nightgown, hugging his Kaguya pillow in the oil depot, looking forward to it.

"why are not you sleeping?"

"Wait for Mama."

Little Jack raised his delicate chin as a matter of course, patted the place beside him, and motioned for Lin to lie down.

As soon as Lin got into bed, she was like a cold cat, arching her back into Lin's arms and rubbing her little face against him gently.

"Mummy, Mummy."

"I've told you many times, if you don't call me daddy, then call me Rin. If you don't change, I'll be angry." Rin scratched her nose and said, "If I'm really angry, no one will call you stories."

"Oh……"

Little Jack nodded aggrievedly, and continued to rub her chin against Rin's chest: "Then, Rin, tell me a bedtime story,"

Well, children are easy to coax.

Lin yawned again and turned the bedside lamp to the dimmest setting. The whole room was dim but very friendly and warm.

"Whatever story you want to hear, Dad can tell it to you."

"As long as it's... told by Rin, I like it!"

Without any hesitation, Little Jack said firmly, and at the same time raised his head and met Rin's eyes full of expectation.

Lin looked at her originally beautiful eyes, which now had a vertical scar. He was slightly stunned and couldn't help but reach out and gently touch her eyes.

Logically speaking, Jack is the symbiont of the vengeful spirit, which means he is a vengeful ghost. How could he have a scar?

However, Jack the Ripper himself is considered a doctor, and doctors are inevitably associated with scalpels and suture scars. With this in mind, having scars is not out of place.

"cold……"

The little girl enjoyed Lin’s touch at first, but now she suddenly grabbed Lin’s hand, full of anxiety: “Will you think it’s ugly?

"Uh, no, it's quite handsome."

"Will you think I'm an unlovable bad kid?"

"No, it won't. Jack is very good, obedient and lovable."

After staring at Lin seriously for a while, she smiled again, straightened up, moved closer to Lin's face, and pecked the corner of his mouth gently: "Thank you Ma...Rin, I like Lin the most too!"

Lin touched the corner of his mouth, feeling a sense of relief and pride that only a successful father could have when he was trusted by his daughter.

"Okay, okay, you want to hear a story? Daddy will tell you a fairy tale."

"First, let's tell the story of the ugly duckling... Under the shade of a tree in the cool summer, the mother duck was hatching her ducklings. The ducklings broke out of their shells one by one, but the largest egg was still standing. The mother duck waited patiently, and finally, the little guy came out. He was gray and big, and very ugly! Everyone bullied him, excluded him, and laughed at him. He was very sad, so he left home... Until he came to a beautiful lake and saw a group of proud, white, and beautiful swans. He began to yearn for it. One day, he could become a swan! He thought to himself..."

"Finally, it went through hardships, showed courage and fought tenaciously, which changed everyone's view of it: although this ugly duckling looks ugly, it is still delicious."

After little Jack heard the whole story, his smile gradually disappeared… I don’t know why, but he suddenly felt like he was fed poison, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that there was nothing wrong.

"Rin, listen more~"

"What a spoiled little fool. Okay, let me think... Deep in the blue sea, there is a mermaid kingdom. There is a little princess in the kingdom named Ariel Huanshi... So she begged the witch to let her turn into a human form and be with the prince. So the witch gave her a bottle of potion and told her that after drinking it, legs would grow from her fish tail, but she would not be able to speak and might turn into foam. Ariel drank it without hesitation. When she opened her eyes, there were many bubbles around her, but she herself did not turn into foam. Shrouded in the smoke, the prince looked at her with warmth and shouted, "Waiter, please add some more pickled cabbage and tofu skin, thank you!"

"..."

"Come on, let me tell you about another little girl who sold arms."

……

The next morning, Rin was drowsy and dreamed of a fat, round little white rabbit licking his chin. Then it put its soft, plump and smooth belly against his chin and licked his nose, eyes, cheeks, and even ears...

Rin was bitten hard, and although it wasn't very severe, it still woke him up from his dream. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jack lying on top of him, licking his ear.

"Why are you acting like a kitten so early in the morning?"

He didn't feel anything unusual, so he stretched out under Jack and slowly climbed up.

I haven't slept so well in a long time. When was the last time I slept for more than eight hours...

Anyway, at least after coming to the Sea Palace with Reimu, we have sex every day...

Lin continued to let his daughter touch him indecently until he woke up. He took out his cell phone to check the time, picked up Jack and prepared to take her to wash up.

Although little Jack looks about nine or ten years old, when his daughter holds him, it looks like a father and daughter.

After washing and changing clothes, little Jack sat on the sofa with a quilt in his hand, drinking milk in small sips, and the outside of his lips was stained with a layer of milky white.

Lin propped up his chin and moved the mouse around in boredom, searching his notebook for any stand-alone games that might interest him.

This time, Sona and passerby B rang the doorbell. After receiving Rin's response, they hurried in.

"Your Highness, I have something to report."

Sona took the lead and knelt on one knee on the ground. No matter how you look at her, she looks like a lackey waiting for praise from her master after completing her task. The only thing missing is a dog-tail plug stuck in her butt... and then she could shake it back and forth by pressing a switch, cough cough.

"Go ahead."

"It's like this. When I went out this morning, I heard news from District 32 that someone was trying to sell information." Sona raised her head excitedly, "The person selling the method of leaving the Exile Desert is going to bid for the information in District 32. Now the leader of this district, Hongsha, is also preparing to rush over with his men."

"In this way... no matter whether the news is true or false, this place will not be able to settle down."

Lin touched his chin. For people living in the desert, no matter their ideals or dreams, they all want to leave this place of exile. Once someone spreads such news, one can imagine how chaotic the scene will be.

Of course, for Rin, the more confusing the identity, the better it can be hidden, and she can also take advantage of the opportunity to fish in troubled waters. Maybe the information is true?

“When is the bidding day?”

"After 21 days, our District 31 is the closest. It will take about half a month to get there by riding a magic beast, but with your magic equipment, it will take about a week."

"Let's set off today without further delay."

Lin took out a tissue and wiped her daughter's mouth, then took out a dozen gold ingots: "Although we have sufficient supplies, we still need to do the necessary cover-up. Go buy some things... equipment first."

Passerby B and Sona were overjoyed and quickly bowed their heads: "Your Highness is wise!"

After the two people left, Lin shrugged helplessly. For some reason, the title of "Your Highness" sounded more and more pleasing to the ear.

The two of them worked quickly and met a passerby named A on the way. In about an hour, they had returned dragging a cart full of things.

There were beads of sweat on Sona's forehead. She was in high spirits and smiling. She ran to Rin carrying a box, looking like she was asking for credit and reward.

"Your Highness! I see that your clothes are all of the same style. They look extremely monotonous and greatly affect your holy and beautiful image..."

Lin held Jack in his arms, looking at the fairy with burning eyes in confusion, not knowing what was wrong with this girl.

I've said it before...they are a group of completely delusional patients, and they might accidentally cause some trouble in making sticks.

"...What do you want to do?"

After waiting for a long time with her head down, Lin finally asked a question. The fairy lady's long ears twitched suddenly, and she stood up excitedly, in the posture of a proletarian worker and peasant pioneer, with one arm forward, her foot on the huge box, and she spoke passionately.

"Your Highness! Your Highness has such a noble body. Just by looking at your face, you can intimidate the villains! Capture foreign enemies! Peacefully guide and educate the people of the world!"

"Well... although I feel a little embarrassed by your praise, I... really am..."

"With such a magnificent face, you should look down upon all living things and shine with the stars!"

"Alas?"

"So! How can we let the simple men's clothing cover up His Highness's holy face!"

"…But I am a man!"

"So, I, a humble subordinate, because I feel that Your Highness's glory is hidden and cannot shine on the believers, specially prepared for Your Highness a dress that is worthy of Your Highness's cuteness... ahem, noble and beautiful!"

After hearing this, Rinna's face darkened as she had no idea what this stupid fairy was trying to do.

On this day, he finally recalled the fear he once felt when he was dominated by his mother in women's clothing!

Then, his face suddenly became covered with white bugs again.

Little Jack, who was sitting in his arms, blinked curiously, and suddenly his little hands clapped, which encouraged Sona so much that she straightened her back even more.

With a "click", she kicked the box open in a cool and handsome manner, and the box was filled with light, a vast purple glow, and thousands of golden auspicious rays... What the hell!

Sona glanced at Rin with a blushing face, and with trembling hands she took out a set of white-edged long dress for saints, which also came with a veil.

"Your Highness! This is the formal attire prepared for you!"

"..."

Seeing that Lin's expression switched between black and white so easily, Miss Fairy thought that he didn't like it, and took out a long skirt of the same style but different colors with a mixture of disappointment and relief.

Wait, you're so lucky Marisa!