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Lin was also a little troubled by this brother who was getting worse and worse, but he could only "fake it" and nodded and said, "Little Jack hasn't slept recently. I have to accompany her to rest today."

The sweet and caring little girl grabbed Lin's arm and nodded to Pallas. Although she was young, her IQ and EQ were very high. Especially since she was summoned to exile in the desert, whether it was enlightenment education, ideological education, or story education, it had a great impact on the development of her emotional intelligence.

In other words, the intentions of this aunt who likes to wear men's clothes are obvious to everyone, even little Jack, who is only over a hundred years old and has the same development as the two vampires in Hongmeng House, knows it well.

After all, in this non-scientific world that is different from the ordinary one, children with low emotional intelligence like Remlia are quite rare. Most of them are like Lianlian and Fran.

"I have something to discuss with you. How about we have a long chat tonight?"

Pallas's purple gemstone-like eyes looked directly at Rin, with a calm and comfortable look in his eyes, completely different from those fanatical, impatient and coquettish young ladies of the Jingu family.

Of course, this is just an appearance, because Pallas himself is a god who does not show his emotions.

Lin shuddered all over and waved his hands quickly, saying, "We can talk about it slowly and carefully tomorrow. Not tonight. Little Jack won't sleep well without me, right?"

The sweet little girl nodded in cooperation, proving that Lin was telling the truth.

Pallas was not discouraged. He raised his chin slightly, showed a meaningful smile, and said lightly: "Then I will be brief. Can I delay your time for a while?"

"Um, you don't have to be so polite. What's the emergency?"

As soon as Pallas sat down next to Lin, little Jack quickly rubbed down from Lin's legs and sat between his father and aunt, looking like a protective child, with his amber eyes like a vigilant deer.

"Brother Lin..."

Pallas opened his mouth and paused. Facing Rin's face that looked like a girl facing a wretched old man, he felt angry and furious. The idea he had prepared disappeared, and the desire for revenge began to take effect.

She raised the corner of her mouth, subconsciously touched the earrings that were the same color as her eyes, and put on a salesman's appearance, saying gently: "Brother Lin, I have a sister, who is beautiful, graceful, and charming, and has a graceful manner and charming manners..."

"??ha??"

"She has a variety of styles. She can be passionate, serene and charming. She can dance like a butterfly among flowers, and she can also go to the moon to compete with Chang'e..."

Lin glanced at her strangely, totally unaware that this guy suddenly mentioned his sister with an old lady look on his face... ahem, what the hell is this narcissistic look of mine, the cutest and most beautiful one, better than Kaguya of Hourai Mountain stepping on Alice Megatron.

Even if you are trying to sell your sister, you can't push her too hard on the buyer, or it will backfire, okay? !

Rua! It's like you can sell a cucumber and blow it up into a high-end massage B worth tens of thousands of gold, will girls buy it! ?

Facing Lin's look, Pallas did not react at all, and continued with a smug look: "The important thing is that she is proud and pure, rich enough to rival the highest world, can pierce a planet with a spear, and can support you until the end of time!"

“Brother, what on earth are you going to… Huh? Wait!” Lin slapped his head fiercely, “This is such a strong sense of déjà vu! Romeo and… Bah! Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai?! WTF???!”

It was as if thunder exploded in his ears, and Rin's brain was trembling.

Isn't this the plot of Liang Zhu?

What did Yingtai girl say at that time?

To sum it up in one sentence: "Uncle, I have a twin sister, she's so pretty, so cute, and so awesome! I know you're not married yet, so I'd like to help bring you together. How about you two be friends?"

Well, that's it. It turns out that Zhu Yingtai is a girl. Then Pallas... suddenly came up with a trick. No...

Is she really a girl?!

But when I saw him in the hot spring last time, he clearly had pectoral muscles... Wait, could it be a disguise with props?

In this instant, the protagonist's IQ once again reached a new peak, and he actually guessed it right!

If you think about it carefully, you are still a little excited? According to Pallas's natural beauty, even if she were a girl, she would be considered a beautiful lady.

Comparing the before and after, being chased by a pretty girl is much better than being chased by a gay guy, right?

However, Pallas had used the two-dimensional mind-reading technique to observe his expression at the same time and guessed the boy's thoughts clearly, and his smile continued to spread.

"Although I know that you, Brother Lin, already have several girlfriends, but people in our Supreme World never care about the number of people living in the Crystal Palace, so..."

"so?"

Brother, are you planning to imitate Zhu Yingtai and disguise yourself as your sister to come and have a blind date with me?

I still have some small expectations...

Pallas patted his shoulder, a blush on her face, and said shyly: "So... I plan to marry her brother to you. Think about it, the sister is so outstanding, how can the brother be worse?!"

Rin first showed an expression of "as expected", then her pupils suddenly dilated, her smile gradually disappeared, and her brain was about to explode.

shock!

Damn, you are poisonous! You actually tricked me! ?

His face turned pale in an instant, just like a black and white mouse that had eaten mustard. He looked at Pallas in a sullen manner: "She... isn't her brother you?"

Okay! You're still trying to be gay with me?

Rua! No! Get lost!

This was the expression on his face that Pallas wanted to see, so he immediately gave him another powerful blow and said with a faint smile, "No... I'm talking about another one. Although he is a half-brother, he is still my biological brother, and his divine authority is the God of Fire!"

Fire... God of Fire?

Puff puff!

Mmp, are you trying to trick me again?

Isn't this obvious?

After spending some time with Pallas, I found that she often talked about the Greek gods of Olympus. This was related to the earlier talk about half-siblings and the chaotic relationships between gods and men...

She is most likely a demigod, the most common demigod in Olympus mythology. The one my sister is talking about is most likely Athena, so the god of fire...

Hephaestus... the blacksmith who was ugly but very artistic, with a green and shiny head and cattle and sheep visible in the wind-blown grass?

Mom!

Wait, it’s not right to say that he’s cuckolding here. After all, unlike Shinhwa, he’s still single…

"Brother, ahem, don't joke like that."

Lin turned his head away awkwardly, knowing that Pallas was teasing him on purpose, and could only smile awkwardly and touch his chin.

It scared his little heart.

Pallas achieved his goal, covered his mouth and laughed, ignoring the glaring little Jack, and used his height advantage to get close to Rin's ear and blew a breath: "Is it because I mentioned my sister that you are moved, Rin brother?"

"How can it be!"

Lin quickly sat up straight, forgetting to push Pallas's face away, and said seriously: "That's not the case at all. I haven't even seen it, how could I be tempted?"

I thought Pallas would stop torturing me, but after listening to what I said, she actually put on a Kaguya-style acting face and said in horror: "So you are only attracted to people you have met? You... you are attracted to me? No wonder you said before that you are my brother... You actually thought of this!"

"..."

You, a transvestite, have such strange ideas that I am speechless.

Lin opened his mouth but in the end said nothing. He had a feeling that he would be teased after he said it.

Just when the brothers were being friendly and respectful to each other, there was a loud rumbling sound, the ground suddenly began to shake violently, and the whole world was spinning.

It was like a huge thunder exploding in the ears. Everyone was stunned for a moment. Because the shaking was so severe, Rin subconsciously hugged Jack and Pallas and fell on the sofa.

At the same time, the entire room collapsed, the paved floor was torn and split, and a large amount of sand was sunken.

Dust was everywhere and the ground was still sinking. Lin didn't have time to think. He held Jack in his left hand and dragged Pallas with his right hand. He jumped up from the sofa with the "air" shield protecting his body. At this moment, he didn't even care about the home appliances and props in the room, and rushed straight up along the gap in the collapsed ceiling.

In the blink of an eye, Lin had flown into the air and looked down at the residential area which had collapsed for the most part. The rolling dust covered the collapsed area tightly. The only sound he could hear was the howling of ghosts and wolves, which then stopped abruptly and disappeared in the rumbling sound.

The originally flat ground has now turned into a basin. The leaders of several gathering areas have also escaped and gathered in front of Lin. Some residents are frantically fleeing around to avoid the disaster.

"My lord, what...what exactly happened?"

Lin had put on his mask again and was looking down at the "disaster area" with a frown on his face. He did not answer QAQ's question.

earthquake?

How could it be so frequent? It is almost impossible for such a large-scale earthquake to occur in the desert. The last time it was because of my own "qi", so what happened this time?

His perception reached its maximum, covering the entire gathering area, and he explored deeper, layer by layer.

When it was about two or three thousand meters below, an unusually fierce breath rushed out, instantly crushing the "qi" he was testing, breaking it completely, and still climbing upwards.

"go!"

Lin's face changed, and he quickly pulled Pallas and Little Jack to fly away. The other leaders quickly followed him and fled.

After more than ten seconds, the ground shook violently again, and an air current suddenly rose from the ground, washing away all the sand. Instead, all the buildings in the gathering area were swallowed up by the quicksand.

The terrible monster that was "turning the world upside down" underground finally surfaced.

Chapter 78: Auntie, do you want a date?

The huge body rushed out of the sand sea, and the scream pierced through the sky and reached the ears of Lin who had already escaped far away, almost piercing the devil.

The green poisonous miasma suppressed the dark dust in the sky and spread at a speed visible to the naked eye, invading outward from the gathering area.

Screams of fear and cries of pain rang out one after another, from humanoids and aliens who had not yet had a chance to escape, as well as large and extra-large monsters.

Wherever the poisonous miasma goes, the stomachs of living creatures inflate rapidly. Even after nine months of pregnancy, they still do not stop expanding. In the end, they will burst alive, with intestines and stomachs ripped open, blood and flesh flying everywhere, turning the world into a horror movie.

In the green poisonous miasma, a strange body was faintly visible. Judging from its height and shape, it was as big as a 17 or 18-story office building. No wonder it could be seen from a distance of more than ten kilometers.

Emmm, at first glance, the shape is very similar to a centipede with its upper body standing up.

"What the hell is that? It's disgusting!"

Lin's ears were filled with the complaints of his leader. No one could bear the thought that a good vacation would suddenly turn into hell, and they would have to face ugly and terrifying monsters.

As the poisonous miasma gradually faded, the appearance of the monster became clearly visible.

It looks very similar to a centipede, but there are big differences. Although it also has a hundred legs, they are not individual ones. Instead, they are covered with a layer of skin like bat wings, and inside are the foot bones arranged like the ribs of an umbrella. The width of its body becomes thinner from top to bottom, and the shadow left on the ground is consistent with that of a fully open cobra.

At the very top of the body, there was a humanoid woman in her thirties or forties, but her body was dozens of times larger. She was embedded in the disgusting and huge body like a pagan being crucified on a cross. The color of her body was the same as the deathly black color behind her.

The giant aunt had a very dignified look, with no expression of sadness or joy on her face, which did not match her terrifying figure at all. Judging from the two red dots on her forehead and her hair accessories and clothing, she seemed to be a Buddhist.

The power within her was also very strange. It was a mixture of gloomy violence with compassion and holiness, indistinguishable from each other. It also contained enormous power of life and death. All the contradictory auras were entangled together, making her even more ferocious.

Rin was still wondering what the hell this thing was. Little Jack, who was in his arms, was also in a daze and involuntarily opened his arms towards the monster.

"not good!"

The expression of the Buddhist among the leaders changed suddenly. Before he could react, he put his hands holding the Buddhist beads together, covered his fear with a face full of piety, and slowly bowed down.

His scream made the insane little Jack suddenly sober up. His eyes regained color and he looked at the monster with some fear. He turned his head and hugged Lin's waist tightly, burying his little head.

The monster was looking towards Lin and his group from a distance of more than ten kilometers, with its eyes lowered, showing no intention of attacking. Ignoring her horrible body and just looking at the human body above, it looked more like a giant Buddha with a majestic appearance and compassion for all living beings.

At the same time, Lin also noticed that the sharp sound did not come from her mouth, but from her body that twisted and overlapped from time to time, and the same was true for the poisonous miasma.

How could there be a monster with such a contradictory temperament, body and strength?

He was full of questions. It was not pleasant to be stared at silently by the monster. He didn't know whether it was an enemy or a friend, and whether to fight or not.

Fighting or not is another matter. The divinity and strong pressure from this guy made Lin a little unsure. The monk who was kneeling and kowtowing and chanting scriptures beside him must know what it is, but he was so lost in his own world that he couldn't hear others speak at all.

Lin searched for information about Buddhist gods, but found no similar records, so he had to take out the Book of Wisdom that Pallas gave him.

Pallas was held by Lin's shoulders, but he didn't care at all. He was already used to physical contact. He frowned and observed the monster for a long time, nodded in confirmation, and said lightly: "I roughly know what kind of god it is."

"As expected...wait, a god? You said this thing is a god."

Lin was slightly startled, and looked into the monster's eyes again, but shook his head in disbelief.

"This is the prototype of the Nine-Child Ghost Mother. She disappeared in the Supreme World a long time ago. I didn't expect her to be here. The books we have read are all beautified versions of the gods. In fact, her prototype really looks like this."

Putting aside why Pallas could recognize the giant centipede girl in front of him, it was the first time that Lin saw a Buddhist deity, and she actually looked like this. It was really hard to accept. She opened her mouth but couldn't say anything.

Pallas glanced at him and continued, "To be precise, this is her appearance before she was granted divine authority. There are quite a few people who are granted divine authority after awakening their spiritual wisdom and getting rid of monsters. Judging from her current appearance, she should have been deprived of her divine authority."

Having a knowledgeable guy around saved a lot of trouble, and Rin nodded to show that he understood.

Unlike the records in the Buddhist scriptures on Earth, the myths of the Supreme World are more reliable.

The story goes like this: there was a powerful monster named Jiupanpo who was born in hell, escaped to the human world, and liked to eat humanoid children. Later, after she had children of her own, her maternal love was gradually awakened, and thus she gained consciousness.

Later, the top god Sakyamuni took a fancy to her because her maternal love had awakened her sanity, so he stole her child and wanted to convert her to become his subordinate.

Unexpectedly, the conversion was successful and the Nine-Child Ghost Mother also repented, but Cheng Yaojin showed up halfway.

It could be said that it was her destiny, or perhaps the world saw that she had a hard time and had a repentant and kind heart, so they granted her the divine power to give birth and ensure the safety of her offspring. Her name was changed to Kishimogomi, but her abilities were still the same as before as a monster, but they were strengthened dozens of times.

If I have to say, the overall ability should be between the intermediate gods. Tsk... there is an 80% chance that I can't beat them.

This can explain why the other party has evil power, a hideous and terrifying appearance, but has some Buddha nature.

Lin couldn't help but think that all creatures infected with the poisonous miasma died because their stomachs burst. When they swelled, they really looked like they were pregnant...