Hyperdimensional game! The ultimate aesthetics of violent wizards

"Damn it, uncle, do you want me to shave my head in the first month of the year?" If anything unexpected happened, he would definitely not die as he was protected by the magic weapon, but it would be different for his uncle.

"Uncle, I beg you, no matter what I say, please don't move your hands!" Fortunately, Rhine was afraid of accidents and specially added several layers of magic energy shields to the liquid hydrogen ball, otherwise my uncle's hand would have to be amputated.

"Look how scared you are. It was just a touch of the water ball." My uncle said nonchalantly.

"I, I, I, I'm... scared. I don't care. I'm going to cum!!!"

Perhaps because of the lack of experience for the first time, Rhine was afraid that the rapid exit speed would change the properties of the liquid hydrogen and cause it to detonate prematurely, so he reduced the firing speed to 40m/s. This speed can be said to be quite slow, almost equal to the launch speed of fireworks during the Chinese New Year.

Because Rhine is creating magic now, it needs to be implemented step by step. When it comes to actual combat, it will definitely not be as cumbersome as it is now. Basically, the whole spell only takes a few seconds to complete. If the casting speed is less than 5 seconds, it can trigger the protection of the artifact and directly become a smooth casting.

After being released from the hand, the light blue water ball slowly climbed up into the sky, reflecting colorful colors under the sunlight.

"Hey, you know what. This water ball is really beautiful. It has a bit of artistic atmosphere and is quite suitable for performance at a banquet." Looking at the water ball slowly rising into the air, my uncle seemed to mistake Rhine's magic for a fireworks show.

At this moment, Rhine was concentrating all his energy on the execution of the technique and had no time to pay attention to his uncle, otherwise he would have said some dirty words to him.

As the water ball flew higher and higher, Rhine's control over the water ball became increasingly difficult, but he still tried his best to maintain the pressurization of the liquid hydrogen. He didn't want to do anything fancy with a range of 5 kilometers and a killing radius of 10 kilometers, so he persisted until he reached his limit before shouting, "Uncle, cover your ears. Quick, I can't hold on any longer!!!"

It's not that he doesn't want to go further, but his spiritual perception range of more than 800 meters is already the limit, and this is when he has the blessing of the artifact. Generally speaking, for a novice magic apprentice, a perception radius of 20 to 30 meters is already very good, even for an apprentice witch, it is only more than 500 meters.

"Ah? Oh, okay." Although he didn't know why he had to cover his ears, his uncle still did it out of trust in Rhine.

As soon as the voice fell, the liquid hydrogen ball that rose to an altitude of more than 800 meters exploded with a bang. The mist after the explosion did not form a regular circle like fireworks, but quickly spread in all directions in an umbrella shape, and soon formed an inverted giant bowl covering the sky. In less than a second, the magic film used to seal the fire also disappeared, and the fire source directly came into contact with the hydrogen and oxygen mixture in the air.

Just when my uncle was feeling confused.

A huge mushroom cloud rose up, and the flames of the explosion instantly covered half of the sky at a speed of 2000 to 2500 meters per second. The giant fireball with a diameter of meters emitted a light more dazzling than the sun. Under the brighter light source, the day seemed to turn into night, the sun seemed to turn into the moon, and the whole world was reflected red by the burning fireball. What is a fire cloud? This is a real fire cloud! Especially the two people standing right below the explosion site, the viewing experience is excellent, as if they were appreciating the beauty of the big sun star up close, the scene is really spectacular.

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

Before the two of them had time to sigh, a crisp sound rang in their ears, just like the popping sound when opening champagne. It turned out to be the sound of the first oxygen-free explosion of the liquid hydrogen ball, which finally reached their location after three seconds of transmission. In other words... the sound wave and shock wave of the second explosion will follow.

Sure enough, BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Less than a second after the first explosion, a thunderous blast rang out in his ears. Although both of them had covered their ears in advance, the effect did not seem to be very obvious. Rhine felt as if someone was holding a gong and hitting it hard in his head.

However, the aftermath of the explosion has not yet ended. Along with the sound waves, there also arrived the shock wave and huge heat wave generated by the hydrogen explosion.

What kind of feeling is that?

Hurricane-force winds are strong, right? The heat from a hair dryer is scorching, right? What if you combined the two?

In the heat of the wind, the uncle threw Rhine to the ground and protected him to prevent his thin body from being blown away by the shock wave. "You call this art? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! " The uncle shouted loudly in Rhine's ear.

"What did you say?!!!! I can't hear you.!!!"

"I say! When will this explosion stop!!!!" Uncle almost put his mouth close to Rhine's ear and shouted.

"I don't know either!!! It should take more than ten seconds!!!" Rhine replied at the top of his voice.

The detonation effect caused by the explosion itself will form a huge overpressure and high-temperature shock wave. In particular, the duration of the cloud explosion will be dozens of times longer than that of an ordinary bomb explosion. This is equivalent to the time that the target is affected by the high-temperature and high-pressure shock wave being extended by dozens of times. Therefore, the destructive power will naturally increase many times.

At this time, Victoria, who was doing housework at home, felt a huge turbulent flow of magic mixed with violent shock waves sweeping at an alarming speed. She sighed and helplessly put down the broom in her hand. In this remote village, she knew who did this without thinking.

After Victoria snapped his fingers, a spherical energy shield quickly expanded from the center of the explosion to the surroundings, not only enveloping the still violently burning flames, but also catching up with the shock wave that had spread out in all directions. After the energy shield enveloped the shock wave, sound waves, and flames, it quickly shrank to the size of an egg and climbed higher into the sky at an extremely fast speed until it was nearly 10,000 meters in the air before it untied itself again.

Victoria did not take action because he was afraid that the shock wave would hurt people or buildings. After all, although the fuel-air bomb is called a small nuclear bomb, its effective killing radius is only 250 meters (BLU-82 "Mother of Bombs"). Even the Russian fuel-air bomb known as the "Father of Bombs" has a killing radius of only meters, not to mention the younger version of the fuel-air bomb, the Rhine, which is satisfied with a killing radius of more than meters. Therefore, the explosion can hardly affect people or objects a few kilometers away.

When the shock wave of the explosion reached the village, it was at most a force 3 or 4 warm wind. Although it would not cause any substantial damage, the loud noise of the explosion and the flames that dyed half of the sky red would definitely scare people. So in order not to cause trouble to the villagers and to prevent the capital from sending people to investigate, Victoria took action to eliminate Rhine's magic.

Because Rhine's mental perception radius is only more than 500 meters, after 500 meters his perception will drop significantly, and he needs to concentrate to barely perceive the situation outside, and the situation beyond 800 meters is beyond his perception range. So Rhine had no idea about what happened at an altitude of 10,000 meters, and he didn't even realize that his aunt had taken action.

"Ding! You have successfully created a holy-level magic. Do you want to name it [Water Bullet Technique? Eight Desolate Cloud Explosion]?"

Rhine, who was being protected by his uncle, found that the whole world suddenly became quiet. There was no flames rising to the sky, no scorching wind, and even the huge mushroom cloud disappeared. There was only the bright sun and the blue sky. If he hadn't seen the system announcement prompting that his magic had succeeded, he would have thought he was dreaming.

"It doesn't make sense. How could it be over in just a few seconds? Logically, it should have been able to explode for another ten seconds. Is it because my dosage was not enough? Or is it because the detonation method is wrong? Or is it because the ratio of hydrogen and oxygen is wrong?"

"Impossible! I thought ten kilograms of liquid hydrogen fuel would be enough. Even if it's not as good as a real fuel-air bomb, it's at least at the level of a cruise missile, right? But this is the effect? ​​How about increasing the dose next time and try increasing it to one hundred kilograms first?" Rhine muttered to himself.

"Ouch! Uncle, what are you doing?" Rhine, who was reflecting, suddenly cried out in pain.

It turned out that after coming to his senses, the uncle became more and more frightened and slapped Rhine on the head out of anger.

"What am I doing? I was even going to ask you what you are doing!!! Is this the art you said you would perform for me?" my uncle asked angrily.

"Yeah, explosions are art, aren't they beautiful?" Rhine muttered.

"You little bastard, I'll teach you a lesson! I'll make you explode!" The uncle angrily put Rhine under his armpit and started beating the kid.

Of course, it was just a spanking, which was already a very light punishment. If you knew your child was playing with dangerous objects, let alone explosives, even playing with fire would make him shit.

"Oh, uncle, I'm so sorry, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Chapter 52: Stand at Attention and Get Beaten

When Irena went downstairs sleepily, the scene in front of her made her think for a moment that she was still asleep.

Rubbing her eyes, she saw Rhine, with a look of "I was wrong" written all over his face, sitting obediently on a small stool and being scolded. Sitting opposite him were his father with a serious face and his mother who was still smiling.

From the expression on his father's face and his merciless lecture on Rhine, we can tell that he is very angry now. He doesn't know what Rhine has done to make his father, who has always had a calm mind, unable to help but get angry.

However, she was very happy because it turned out that “other people’s children” would also make mistakes and get scolded one day!

"I was wrong." Rhine lowered his head and dared not look at his elders.

"Where did you go wrong?"

“Explosions are not art.”

"anything else?"

"I shouldn't have used area magic so close to the village."

His blood pressure was high and veins were bulging. His uncle tried to suppress his anger and beat Rhine again and said, "You little bastard, your butt is itchy again, isn't it?"

"Ah? Oh! I shouldn't have taken my uncle's safety for granted and brought him to see my watch... No, to see me verify the magic. Next time I'll find a place far away from people."

"There will be a next time? It seems that unless I teach you a profound lesson, you won't understand where you went wrong." As he spoke, the uncle began to roll up his sleeves, like a father who is about to draw out seven wolves when he sees that his son is still alive.

"Oh my god, uncle can't hit me! Let's talk it over nicely. My butt still hurts." Rhine quickly hid behind his aunt.

"Honey, let me do it. You will scare the child." Victoria stopped her husband and gently touched Rhine's head.

"Forget it, uncle, just beat me up." Rhine jumped up and left his aunt's side.

"Ah? Ahhh? Is my aunt so scary?" Victoria still had a smiling expression on her face, but this made Rhine even more scared.

"No, no, no... I really know I was wrong." Rhine admitted his mistake sincerely.

"Little Rhine, don't blame your uncle. He's not angry because you put him in danger, but because you didn't take your own safety into consideration."

"Your mother entrusted you to us, which means she trusts us very much. But if something happened to you, how would we face your mother? Besides, your uncle already thinks that he owes your mother a lot, and he can't let your sister's child get hurt. That's why he is so angry today." Victoria said slowly to Rhine.

"Ahem...Wife, the last sentence is superfluous." He really owed Laiyin's mother a lot. During his wandering, every time he contacted his sister to report his safety, Laiyin's mother would send him several pieces of valuable jewelry along with a reply letter. Although he had refused several times, his sister still insisted, fearing that he would not have a good life outside.

"So that's how it is. Uncle! I'm so touched! But your worry is unnecessary. I have an ancient treasure..." Suddenly, Rhine remembered that his aunt had told him that no one, including Irena and his uncle, could mention that he had an ancient treasure. So he quickly changed the topic and said, "The inheritance of knowledge... the inheritance of knowledge. This kind of magic is just a piece of cake for me. There won't be any problem."

He was telling the truth. With the protection of the divine weapon, he would not be in any danger of life. This kind of cloud-burst level magic was indeed a piece of cake in the face of a nuclear explosion.

"That won't work either. Listen carefully, I don't care where you learned it from, from today on you are forbidden to use this kind of magic." The uncle said in a firm and uncompromising manner.

"Eh!!? Why?" Before, his aunt didn't let him use it, and now even his uncle doesn't let him use it.

"You're still asking why? The magic used today was so dangerous, is it something a 4-year-old like you can handle? Even if you promise me that nothing will go wrong, what if? How am I going to explain to your mother if something happens to you? I'm not saying that you can't use it in the future, but at least you are forbidden to use it until you grow up a little bit!"

"Okay, no problem." Rhine agreed readily. Anyway, he didn't know whether he needed his uncle or not, and it was impossible for him to follow him all the time, right?

"You agreed so readily? Are you just trying to please me?" Like his aunt, his uncle could sense that Rhine was not someone who would settle for less.

"How is that possible? Uncle, you're overthinking it." Rhine waved his hand, indicating that his uncle was worrying too much.

"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. Irena, you're just in time."

"Ah? What's going on, Dad?" Irena, who was watching the show, was confused. How did the melon get eaten by her? Although she only understood a little of the whole process, she was very happy as long as she knew that Rhine was scolded.

"From today on, you must follow Rhine closely. If you find him doing anything dangerous, report to me immediately or I will beat his ass to a pulp."

"Yes, sir! I will complete the mission!" Unlike Rhine's expression of pain, Irena's face blossomed with a smile as beautiful as a flower.

After the criticism meeting, my uncle went back to work. After all, if there was only expenditure and no income, even if he had saved some money in his early years, it would all be gone sooner or later.

Because my uncle was born into a noble family in the empire, in order to be able to manage his own subjects in the future, every child of a noble family will receive the best elite education from an early age. Therefore, although my uncle's abilities cannot be said to be outstanding among his peers, they are at least much better than most ordinary people.

Since he was a half-baked man, he might not be qualified enough to be a lord, but he was more than qualified to be the assistant to the village chief of a small village. As the village chief was old, most of the affairs of the village were handled by his uncle, who was considered the second in command of the village.

My aunt watered the crops in the vegetable garden and removed the insects every day, saving some money for the family by being self-sufficient. Although if she wanted, she could sell any "junk" from the utility room for a high price.

After his uncle and aunt went out one after another, only two children, Rhine and Irena, were left in the house to look after the house.

There are no such institutions as kindergartens in this world, and even schools are only available in big cities. Therefore, the children in small villages are generally taught knowledge by nuns in the church. After all, there is a church in every country, every city, every town, and even every village. The church, which holds the three trump cards of education, justice, and faith, has become the most influential organization in the world.

"I say, can you please stop following me? You might as well read more books and consolidate your basics with this time. Time is money, and money can't buy time, do you understand?"

"I don't understand. What does it mean?" Irena shook her head blankly.

"It means stop following me. You're wasting your time."

"What? It's not that I want to follow you. I follow you because my dad told me to!" Irena replied happily. It was more pleasing for her to make Rhine suffer a loss than to be praised by her parents.

"Okay, okay, okay, follow me if you want."

"Where are you going?" Seeing Rhine stand up, Irena hurriedly followed him.

"I'm going to the bathroom. Do you want to come with me?" Rhine rolled his eyes and replied unhappily.

"Then hurry up, I'll be waiting for you at the door. Don't think about getting rid of me, or I'll tell Dad and have him spank you." Irena warned.

"No way, sis. Uncle asked you to follow me but he didn't ask you to control me. Why do I have to report to you even when I go to the toilet?" My goodness, he now experienced what Hedgehog-Head said about the feeling of being stuck to by Misaka Mikoto.

"Hehe, now you know I'm your elder sister? You were so reluctant before." Irena mistakenly thought that the "big sister" Rhine mentioned meant her sister, and she was extremely happy.

"Uh, big sister... forget it. I'm too lazy to explain it to you. Just think whatever you want."

After closing the toilet door, Rhine opened the chat window and sent a message to Hedgehog.

"There was a change of plans and I couldn't get away at the last minute."

After a while, the other party immediately sent a reply. It seems that they are all experienced surfers. "You stood me up?"

"No, it's mainly because Irena is too annoying. She sticks to me all the time. Even when I go to the bathroom, she has to wait outside the door. I really can't get away from her." Rhine complained.

"?" The Hedgehog Head replied with a question mark after seeing it.

"I led you guys to fight, and you're pretending, are you here just to show off to me?"

"What a joke! How can I try magic if she keeps following me? How can I kill monsters? This has seriously affected my leveling efficiency." The magic that Rhine wants to try is not the elementary magic of level one or two, but the high-level magic that starts at level seven or above. This level of magic is not a small matter. If his uncle knew about it, he would definitely be beaten.

"Hmph, you're so naive. Do you think I'd be jealous? I bathe and sleep with Misaka Mikoto every day."

"Oh my god! My dear, this is a punishment! This should be worth at least three years."

"Alright, alright, let's get serious. Why can't I come if Irena is with you? Can't you turn on spirit mode for me? Then only you will be able to see me."

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot there was this function. But it still doesn't work."

"Why this time?"

"I'm afraid you'll do something to Irena."

“Get lost! Am I that kind of person? Besides, I’m a huge X-con and I’m only interested in big sisters!”

"Just kidding, just apply."

"Wait a minute, I'll pack Misaka Mikoto's snacks first."

"Yes, yes, yes, don't forget this, it will be very useful to me." Rhine can count on these industrial processed products from the 21st century to shut Irena up. The snacks from the future world are simply a dimensionality reduction attack for this alien world that has not experienced the baptism of various additives and seasonings.

"Would you like some pudding?"

"want."

"Where's the chocolate?"