Xia Yuan, wearing the Houmu suit, was about to jump out of the barrel when he discovered something very important...
My butt...seems to be stuck in the bucket.
"Oh my god, damn ass. I fed you so much, but you failed at the critical moment. I raised you for nothing. Get out of the bucket quickly!"
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
Xia Yuan was trying hard to get his little butt out of the bucket.
It's a pity that Xia Yuan, wearing the Houmu suit, obviously underestimated his butt~
"Ah...why haven't the bad guys come out of the alley yet? Xier has to go to the hospital soon."
Just when Hei Xi was blaming Xia Yuan in his heart...
Bronya suddenly saw a pair of strange yellow ears swaying back and forth at the corner not far away.
"That... is that Houmu?!"
Bronya seemed to have discovered a new world and ignored everything around her.
The only thing left in his eyes was the pair of long ears dangling back and forth.
Before she knew it, Bronya had come to the alley around the corner alone.
I saw a Houmu, who was the same height and size as "Xia Yuan", trying hard to separate the bucket and its butt.
"Mr. Hoo... Hoo, you, you look like you need help!"
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
"Is this the sound of a duck?!"
Hearing the familiar voice, Xia Yuan quickly turned around to look.
I didn't expect Bronya to come on her own initiative, but her butt was still stuck in the bucket.
There is no time to hesitate...
"duck...."
When Xia Yuan was about to speak...he suddenly stopped talking.
He is now [Mr. Houm], not [Mr. Xia Yuan], and he cannot let Bronya recognize him.
I can't use the same tone of voice as before....lest Bronya see through me.
But how did Hom speak?
Mumu? Meimei? Lala?
But if I say this, can Bronya really understand?
never mind.....
It's safer to speak human language~
"Ahem....Oh my goodness, beautiful lady, you came just in time. I urgently need your help. This barrel behind me is worse than tripping over a banana peel thrown by King Houmu!"
Xia Yuan felt that Mr. Houm's speaking in a translator's tone was very reasonable.
Of course, strangers should speak in a foreign language.
"Hoo, Mr. Hoom, please hold on, I'm coming to save you!"
Bronya tried to grab Mr. Hoom's little hand and tried to pull it out of the bucket.
Although I don't know how Mr. Hoom got stuck in the bucket.
But now we have to rescue Mr. Hoom as soon as possible!
"Mr. Hoom, wait for me to count to three, and then we will push together."
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
"No problem, beautiful lady, go ahead, I think my ass can handle it."
Xia Yuan shook his Houmu headgear to show that he was mentally prepared.
"3~"
"1~"
Wait, Yaya....how did you miss another second?
Chapter 50 Hei Xi's sister~
Xia Yuan, who had not yet made adequate preparations...
With the help of Bronya, he finally pulled his butt out of the bucket like pulling a carrot.
But due to the influence of inertia~
In addition, because Bronya used too much force, Xia Yuan fell on Bronya.
"Hmm...what does this soft touch feel like?"
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
When Xia Yuan held the Houm mask with both hands and adjusted his vision angle to see the things in front of him clearly, he found himself lying in Bronya's arms.
Xia Yuan quickly stood up and shook his head at Bronya.
He said that he really didn't mean it and it was all his butt's fault.
"Mr. Hoom, are you all right?"
Bronya stood up from the ground and asked Xia Yuan with concern.
"Oh~ That's right, I am now an emotionless Homunculus, not a subordinate who is persecuted by Bronya."
Thinking of this, Xia Yuan regained his sanity from his panic.
"Oh, my King Hom, I am saved at last, praise you, fair lady!
Save my butt from this horrible barrel purgatory, I wonder if I would be lucky enough to learn your name~"
Mumu——
Xia Yuan used the Houmu etiquette, which he didn't even know, and bowed respectfully to Bronya.
Expressing my gratitude.
"Hoo, Mr. Hoom, my name is Bronya!"
Bronya's eyes sparkled.
She had a dream since she was a child, that she wanted a talking Homunculus friend.
Now that I have grown up, my childhood dream has finally come true.
Maybe it's excitement...
Or maybe it was out of excitement and nervousness.
At this moment, Bronya seemed to have found her lost childhood.
She is no longer the rational game producer in the workplace, nor the mercenary of the past, nor the hero who once saved Honkai. She is just an ordinary girl who wants to have an imaginary friend.
"Oh, you are such a kind person, Ms. Bronya. Thank you for your help. If there is anything I can do for you, please let me know. Mr. Houmu will repay you for your kindness~"
Mumu——
"Hum, Mr. Hom, you don't have to do this. It is Bronya's unshirkable responsibility to help Hom who needs help! Well, Bronya has a small request. Mr. Hom, can you please come with me? I can show you the scenery of Sky City."
Bronya sensed a unique floral scent on Mr. Hoom.
Smells very pleasant.
But I always feel like I have smelled it somewhere before. Is it my illusion?
"Oh, of course. It's my honor to have a beautiful lady like you as my guide. After all, I just came from the distant Kingdom of Houmu, and I can take this opportunity to experience the local customs~"
"That's great, Mr. Hom. Please follow me."
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
Bronya took Xia Yuan's hand and walked out of the alley.
She wants to take Mr. Hom to visit Sky City~
At this time, Hei Xi was constantly trying to persuade Xier not to go to the hospital.
at this time.
Xier seemed to have seen something and tugged at the corner of Heixi's clothes.
"Hey, another me, look... Sister Bronya is followed by a big Homo, and this is the first time I've seen Sister Bronya smile so happily."
Hei Xi was stunned for a moment.
I didn't expect that Bronya would actually believe this seemingly not-so-intelligent Homunculus.
The bad guy's plan actually succeeded? !
"Xi'er, let me introduce you to Mr. Houmu, whom I just met."
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
Xia Yuan wore a Houmu suit and greeted Xier to express his greetings~
"Hello, Mr. Houmu, I'm Xi'er, nice to meet you."
"Oh~ Miss Xier, when I first saw you, I knew you must be a very gentle person, with a pure heart, just like an angel. No, I must give you a big hug to express my sincere feelings for you."
Mumu——
Xia Yuan opened his arms and hugged Xier tightly.
"Hey, Mr. Hoom, you're too kind. Xier... Actually, I'm not as good as you say."
Xier patted Mr. Houm's back somewhat helplessly, but it seemed that she accidentally touched the label that Xia Yuan had not yet torn off.
But Miss Heixi on the side was unhappy.
He exuded a strong sense of jealousy.
"You damn bad guy, how long are you going to hold Xier? I've never been hugged like this by Xier before!"
Fortunately, Miss Heixi still retained a little rationality. She suppressed her dissatisfaction and did not expose Xia Yuan.
"You little jealous bastard, you look jealous again. It's okay, it's your turn now~"
Seeing Miss Heixi beside him who seemed to want to eat him, Xia Yuan seemed to have the idea of playing a trick on her.
After hugging Xier, he came to Heixi silently.
Mmmmm--Mmmmm--
"Oh~ You look similar to Miss Xi'er, although the hair color is different, but I think you must be Miss Xi'er's sister~"
"I'm Xi'er's sister!"
Damn bad guy, called a lady by Bronya...
She is called a beautiful lady in Xi'er's place...but she is just a younger sister in my place?!
After hearing this, Hei Xi was like a little wild cat with its fur standing on end, and kept emphasizing her identity.
Xia Yuan didn't say anything, but opened his arms.
Signal Miss Hei Xi to come closer~
But Hei Xi snorted and turned his head away, leaving Xia Yuan there.
"My other self, Mr. Hoom, is greeting you. It looks like he wants to give you a big hug. Don't keep Mr. Hoom waiting for too long~"
"do not want!"
Hug this damn bad guy?
She doesn't want it!
"You little jealous girl, if you say you don't want it, then you don't want it. Do you still take Mr. Houmu, the emotionless one, seriously? Don't I, Mr. Houmu, have any dignity?"
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