"Really?" Maple was shocked. She had always thought that everyone won the first prize in a lottery. After all, they won the first prize every time. How could there be such a coincidence in the world?
"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded firmly.
"Yeah!" Shokuhou nodded firmly. The most euphoric person she had ever met in her life was Kaede.
"Then leave it to me!" Maple nodded firmly, full of energy after being recognized.
"Well, let's start again!" Mo Ming pushed open the door of the poisonous dragon boss again.
"Hi!"*2
Chapter 22: The Trampled Poison Dragon
"Explosion!" Mo Ming waved his magic wand.
"Boom!!!!" The nuclear explosion reappeared.
"YA——" the poisonous dragon boss screamed again.
"Honey, it's still heavy armor this time, but only the armor." Maple took out a piece of armor from the box that was a bit similar to the Dark Rose she was wearing.
"Little Bee, I leave it to you." Mo Ming knew early in the morning that whenever a team fights a boss, the first few times they fight basically require equipment that meets the needs of a tank. After all, most players are clumsy, and the official needs to take care of these players, so there must be a tank that can withstand the damage of the boss to increase the fault tolerance rate. Otherwise, if you don't let the players pass the dungeon, the players will definitely leave!
What Mo Ming felt most deeply was a game called "Lick Fish". The official wanted players, but did not give the lone ranger a chance to survive. Finally, they came up with a weird operation of banning players' equipment. It was really a lot of fun for the brainless planning.
"Thank you, Mingjun. I'll wait for you tonight~~" Shokuho happily put on the armor and threw a wink at Mo Ming.
"Qi-chan~~~" Although Maple didn't mind Risa coming along, she would still be dissatisfied when Shokuhou confronted her directly. At least she had to ask for her opinion!
"Maple-chan can come too. I've prepared your favorite cake for you~~" Shokuhou stuck out her tongue cutely, trying to get away with it.
"Mmm~~Qi-chan, I'm not a foodie~" Maple slapped Shokuhou's front armor in dissatisfaction.
"Ah! Feng-chan, you are so bad~~" The attacked Shokuhou let out a cry.
It looked as if it was someone else who attacked Maple with the facial cleanser.
"Qi-chan... I'm going to fight you!" Maple was shocked by the amazing softness of Shokuhou's front armor. She looked pitifully at her own front armor which was the same as the deck of an aircraft carrier, and decisively and angrily hammered it a few more times.
"Ah! Mingjun, help!" Shokuho screamed and dodged, but both of them had 0 dodge rate, and their attacks on each other never missed!
“……” Mo Ming was so upset that his forehead was filled with black lines. Although it was very pleasing to the eye, but...ah!
(I^I)
……
"Come again!" After a fight, Mo Ming took the two of them back to the door of the Poison Dragon boss's room and pushed open the door again.
"Hi!"*2
"Explosion!" Mo Ming waved his magic wand.
"Boom!!!!" The nuclear explosion reappeared.
"YA——" the poisonous dragon boss screamed for the third time.
"Honey, it's still heavy armor, but this time it's shoes." Maple took out a pair of shoes from the box.
"Little bee, leave it to you." Mo Ming.
"Thank you Mingjun, I'll wait for you tonight~~" Shokuho happily put on the matching shoes.
"Qi-chan~~~" Maple hammered Shokuhou's front armor again.
"Ah~~~" Shokuho's seductive cry
“……” Mo Ming was speechless. Why did this scene seem so familiar?
The Watermelon Mutation of Gensokyo——Dream Summer Town?
Or maybe Endless August of Haruhi Suzumiya?
"Come again!" After another round of fighting, Mo Ming brought the two back to the door of the Poison Dragon boss's room and pushed open the door again.
"Hi!"*2
"Explosion!" Mo Ming continued to wave his magic wand.
"Boom!!!!" The nuclear explosion reappeared.
"YA——" The poisonous dragon boss screamed for the fourth time.
"Honey, this time it's a weapon, the meteor hammer used by Qi-chan." Maep showed surprise on his face.
"Little bee, I leave it to you." Mo Ming waved his hand indifferently.
"Thank you Mingjun, I'll wait for you again tonight~~" Shokuho happily equipped herself with the Meteor Hammer.
"Qi-chan~~~" Maple no longer wanted to hammer Shokuhou's front armor, and instead attacked her ticklish spots.
After another round of fighting.
"Come again, wife, I leave it to you this time, use Devour!" Mo Ming pushed open the door of the poisonous dragon boss for the fourth time.
"Hi!" Although Maple didn't quite understand, she still showed her shining little fangs.
"Eh eh~~" Shokuhou thought that this time Mo Ming would kill the poisonous dragon boss with one skill!
"Explosion!" This time Mo Ming attacked with half of his blue power.
“YA…” The poisonous dragon boss thought he was going to die, but found out that he was not dead, and big question marks appeared on his head.
"Wife, come on!" Mo Ming waved his hand and pointed directly at the poisonous dragon boss.
"Ouch!" Maple rushed forward and bit the poisonous dragon's claw.
“???” This scene was inexplicable. The poisonous dragon boss chose to ignore Maple - the damage was too low and she couldn't attract hatred.
"Magic force field!" Mo Ming's protective skill was activated, covering him and Shokuhou.
Then came the poisonous dragon boss's ineffective output.
Two minutes later, the poisonous dragon boss was lying down, having died after Maple ate his last bit of blood.
"Honey, I got two skills!" Maple was shocked. How could a boss be killed this way? And it also gave away skills?
"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded, then waved his hand to activate the teleportation prop, preparing for the next BOSS battle.
The three of them appeared in front of the gate of the poisonous dragon boss again.
"Mingjun, is it me who will take charge this time?" Shokuhou also wanted to acquire special skills.
"Sure." Mo Ming nodded. He didn't need these skills anyway. As long as he could brush up on skills that ignored resistance or skills with additional attributes in the later stages, he would still be the most powerful magic god in the entire server!
“Great~~” Shokuhou happily made the scissors gesture.
"Qi-chan, please stop it." Maple said seriously.
"Then come again!" Mo Ming continued to be responsible for opening the door.
"Hi!"*2
"Explosion!" Mo Ming's attack this time was more accurate, and the poisonous dragon boss was left with only a thin layer of blood.
"Little bee!" Mo Ming.
"Qi-chan, damn daddy!" Maple.
"Hey!" Shokuhou, who had been prepared for a long time, imitated Maple and bit the claws of the poisonous dragon boss.
"Ouch——" The poisonous dragon boss, who was left with only blood on his skin, was killed instantly.
"YES! I got the skill too!" Shokuhou jumped up happily.
"Wife, touch the boxes, and then we'll continue!" Mo Ming was very enthusiastic, although he actually had no enthusiasm at all.
"Hi!" But Maple was very happy, and that was enough!
In the next four hours, the three of them killed the poisonous dragon boss 240 times.
"Ugh——" Shokuhou was vomiting in an ORZ posture. She never wanted to fight the Poison Dragon BOSS again in her life.
"Hubby..." Even though she was a natural, Maple couldn't stand it anymore. She felt like she would vomit if she saw the poisonous dragon boss again.
"Okay, that's enough for tonight. Everyone go offline, wash up and go to bed." Mo Ming himself felt a little nauseous, and there was not much experience left to be gained from defeating the poisonous dragon boss.
“Great!” Maple and Shokuhou hugged each other and cried excitedly.
Seeing the two of them acting like this, Mo Ming felt that if they continued playing, they should quit playing the game.
After Mo Ming and the other two returned to the city, they went offline one after another.
Among them, Shokuhou and Maple were offline at the speed of escape.
The monsters were spawning too hard and it was no fun at all, so the two decided not to play the game this week.
Mo Ming understood it very well. Except for the initial desire to explore when he opened the box, the rest was torment.
As for what Shokuhou said at the beginning about leaving the door for Mo Ming?
Haha, Mo Ming saw it clearly. After going offline, Shokuhou locked the door tightly!
I dragged her to kill monsters until I vomited, and I still want her to leave the door open. Don’t even think about it! Forget about the door, there is not even a window!
After Fengjiang went offline, she threw her helmet into the corridor as quickly as possible, ran to brush her teeth, and then hid in the quilt at the speed of a gust of wind and fell asleep instantly.
Since he no longer had to go to outer space to bask in the sun, Mo Ming had nothing to do, so he started reading Patchouli's serious book - Seven Stars Magic from Beginners to the Earth. This elemental masterpiece could well supplement Mo Ming's magic knowledge and broaden his horizons, so that he didn't have to use his head to test the strength of others like Superman did.
As we all know, staying up late is not a good habit. It will hinder the body's detoxification and damage your health.
So in order not to stay up late, Mo Ming chose to stay up all night.
Although Fengjiang felt like vomiting after fighting the boss with Mo Ming, as a European emperor, her sleep quality was still very guaranteed, and she did not dream about related situations at all.
That’s right, the European emperor is so magical! They are almost the model of having their dreams come true! As long as they don’t like something, it will disappear from their lives, and as long as they want something, they can get it.
Chapter 23: Three people go to school together
the next morning.
"Mingjun, good morning. It's time to get up and go to school." Because it was the first day of school, Fengjiang chose to wake Mo Ming up and asked Mrs. Honjo to prepare lunch boxes for two people.
However, Feng-chan did not find Mo Ming in their bedroom.
"Good morning, Feng, how about we have a morning kiss?" When Mo Ming heard Feng enter the bedroom, he decisively blocked Feng in the room.
"Ki...Kiss?" Such an exciting thing so early in the morning, Fengchan instantly turned into a steam girl.
"What?" Risa, who entered the room with Feng, decisively squeezed in between the two of them and separated them.
"Risa's wife can do it too." Mo Ming used his skill [Clamp] on Risa. Risa was unable to dodge and was captured by the skill, becoming unable to move!
Mo Ming used his skill [Physical Confusion: Verbal Sniper] on Risa who was unable to move. Risa was hit by the attack and was instantly silenced!
"Woo..." Because Mo Ming's speed was too fast, Risa was sunk instantly and only had time to let out a cry before she lay dead like a small minnow.
"Ah~~~" Fengjiang decisively covered her eyes with both hands when she saw such an exciting scene, but it seemed that her fingers spread wide apart could not cover anything.
After a long time, Mo Ming, who had launched a series of continuous attacks, slightly consumed his stamina bar, while Risa, who had taken all the attacks head-on, lost her ability to move and fell completely silent.
"Maple, my wife." Mo Ming put the incapacitated Risa aside like a scumbag, turned around and grabbed Maple, and skillfully used the skill [Physical Confusion: Verbal Attack].
"Woo~~~" Fengchan, who was under the attack head-on, was instantly overloaded and directly turned into a steam girl.
After a long time, Mo Ming finally let go of Fengjiang, who had also lost the ability to move.
A mere scumbag, not worth mentioning!
However, the time is not right. Should we try again at night? Otherwise, wouldn't the Kryptonian warrior's stamina bar be wasted?
"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?" Risa was stuck in three philosophical questions of life.
"Hazikasiyo~~~" Fengjiang was in a shy state. Although it was not the first time that she had a verbal battle with Mo Ming, she still felt very excited.
Ten minutes later, Risa finally came back to her senses!
"Asshole! What did you do!? Why are you so skilled!? How many times have you done it?"
"No! Bah! Bastard! What did you do to me!?"
"Wow... Feng-chan, I've become unclean..."
"Woooo..."
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