"I'm here! Lord Mo Ming, what do you want me to do?"
"If you sit on the ground in a place like this wearing short skirts, will you be hurt by the sand? When you stand up, will you get stuck to the sand?" Mo Ming asked curiously.
In fact, he was more curious about those girls wearing short skirts. If they didn't add a layer of protection outside the built-in armor under the skirt, would they leave marks on the small armor when sitting on outdoor chairs?
"Lord Mo Ming, if I really have to sit in a place like this, I would choose to spread a picnic tablecloth first." Thor replied respectfully.
"Oh~ That means it will get sticky with sand!" Mo Ming suddenly realized.
Chapter 291 Haruhi is puzzled
"Maybe..." Thor didn't know the answer, because from the moment she put on the maid outfit, Mary-chan taught her how to perform constant cleansing on her body.
Unlike Mo Ming, a lazy person who only practices cleaning skills when necessary, Mary-chan, who loves to commit suicide and act cute, cares very much about her image.
After all, Mo Ming has a very sensitive sense of smell. If she sweats or if there is some smell on her body from squatting on the toilet, she will almost certainly be smelled.
Although everyone says that Mo Ming is a pervert, Mary is not stupid enough to take this as the truth. In fact, as the only person in the DOA world who is a personal maid beside Mo Ming, she has long seen through Mo Ming's character.
For example, if Mo Ming has a certain degree of mysophobia, this will definitely not escape Mary's eyes! So if she has a sour or smelly smell on her body, when she acts coquettishly on Mo Ming, she will definitely smell it!
Mo Ming might not say anything at that time, but he would definitely press her head with disgust, interrupt her acting coquettishly, and even throw her to the bathroom to wash her!
This is simply fatal for Mary!
So in order to ensure the absolute advantage of being pampered, Mary-chan will never leave any bad impression on Mo Ming!
Therefore, constant self-cleansing is the best choice!
"Forget it, I'm just curious, don't worry about it." Seeing that Thor couldn't give a standard answer, Mo Ming planned to find time to ask Lisa, because her skirt was also very short.
"Yeah!" Thor nodded happily. She was really not good at these things. After all, she was a simple child. She would feel uneasy if she couldn't answer the questions!
So Mo Ming no longer worried about the questions that she couldn't answer. She wouldn't have the illusion that she was useless, and she would naturally be very happy!
"Lord Mo Ming, do you need me to set up the place?" Thor was so happy that he wanted to hum a little tune. He was planning to take out the ingredients, but when he looked at the floor, he realized that this was really not a good place to eat!
"Does Thor know any large-scale cleaning magic?"
“(●??`●)ノNo way!” Thor shook his head with a silly look on his face.
She is an all-round dragon, but she had been pursuing strength with all her strength before. So she has no interest in large-scale cleaning magic, which has neither combat effectiveness nor much auxiliary effect on combat effectiveness. She has the inheritance, but has not learned it at all!
"It seems I have to do it myself!" Mo Ming had no choice but to do it himself.
"Big brother, Fran can do it~" Magical girl Fran comes online.
"Will Fran-chan know how to do it?" Mo Ming was shocked—although it was fake!
"Yes!" Fran waved her little hand with a firm look on her face.
"Then I'll have to trouble Fran!" Mo Ming touched Fran's forehead with his, then smiled and asked Fran for help.
"Okay! Leave it to me!" Fran took over the task firmly, then flew up gently and broke away from Mo Ming's arms.
"[Spell Card: Big Explosion of the Red Mansion]!"
Fran just waved her hand, and the whole rooftop was instantly covered with weird and terrifying comments.
"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ..." Thor almost dropped his jaw!
Is this what the Great Cleansing Technique is like? She never knew it!
“╮(╯▽╰)╭” Helpless, Mo Ming had to secretly add an invincible buff to the rooftop floor where Fran didn’t notice, and set up a protective shield to cover the rooftop.
Although people in Fujimi Academy and even the entire Bedmaster City may be about to die, it is better not to dirty your hands if possible!
Under the firepower of Fran, the rooftop instantly became clean...
Yes, it’s the cleaning technique! Mo Ming quietly added the cleaning technique!
Although Fran's Hongmeng Pavilion disappearance technique is very powerful, it is really not a good choice for cleaning. It is only suitable for creating ruins and cleaning up some dust.
"Big brother, I did it!" Looking at the glittering scene, Fran proudly put her hands on her hips to take credit, waiting for Mo Ming's praise.
"Fran, well done!" Mo Ming gave Fran a thumbs up with both hands and opened his arms to her again.
"(#^.^#)Hehe~~" Fran jumped happily and dived into Mo Ming's arms again, rubbing him cutely.
Following Fran's bombardment, although Mo Ming reduced the damage, the overflow of magic power still attracted the attention of Kasuga and the others.
"So that's how it is! Let's go!" Haruhi, who had been complaining about Mo Ming not specifying which rooftop to dine on, suddenly realized what was going on.
Because she has accepted the existence of magic and super powers, Kasuga can basically easily identify a series of powers such as magic, super powers, and true energy, and can feel these energies at will.
"Hi!"
The girls who were originally complaining about Mo Ming's unreliability didn't understand how Haruhi locked onto Mo Ming's location, but they were already hungry so they cheered and quickly followed Haruhi.
Among them, Ikaros even spread his wings and prepared to fly back to Mo Ming.
"Ikaros, dameiyo!" Haruhi, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, grabbed Ikaros's calf and refused to let her run away.
"Yeah!" Ikaros looked down at Haruhi with a determined look in her eyes, and finally chose to listen to her.
Although Ikaros is ignorant of worldly matters, she is not stupid. She considers herself an all-purpose angel for entertainment, and she still understands Kasuga's position in the family. So she can still be obedient occasionally!
"That's good~~" Seeing Ikaros being so obedient, Haruhi was so happy that she wanted to hug him, kiss him and lift him up high.
And then was rejected by Ikaros!
Even Kanna, who was still eating ice cream, refused her hug.
"What's the difference between me and a pervert?" Speechless, Haruhi almost lost the motivation to move forward.
"Haruhi-chan, I think it's better to ask the person involved directly about this!" Maori Unicorn Ran felt that it was not good for Haruhi to doubt her life here, so it would be better to ask Mo Ming directly.
Although Mo Ming’s answer would definitely be bragging, wouldn’t they be able to figure out the answer if a group of them analyzed it?
After all, they...
Mao Lilan looked around and found that except for the bug Kasuga, everyone in their group seemed to be cute little fools!
"That's true!" Although she didn't know why Mao Lilan fell silent while talking, Kasuga felt that her suggestion was good and worth implementing.
Haruhi, determined, grabbed Kanna and started climbing the stairs quickly.
When the others saw this, they quickly quickened their pace to catch up.
Then the cute tiger with short legs fell behind!
It has nothing to do with whether she has long legs or not. After all, the height difference between them is not so great that one step is equivalent to two steps. It’s just because Menghu is a lazy bug who doesn’t even eat breakfast!
As a reliable three-headed man, Ikaros saw that Menghu had fallen behind, so he picked her up and held her around his waist, forming a perfect counterweight with the big watermelon on the other side. He followed closely behind the team and moved quickly towards where Mo Ming and the others were.
When Haruhi pulled Kanna onto the rooftop, Kanna's little nose twitched, and Sanwu's smiling face instantly became lively.
"Lord Thor!" The homeless little cutie who was driven out cried and rushed towards the busy dragon maid Thor, and even threw away the ice cream he had been licking!
"Kanna!?" Thor was startled and caught the flying dragon Loli with a look of surprise.
Chapter 292: Kasuga: Very good! It already has a way to die!
"So, Kanna, you were kicked out of the house?"
"Yes!"
Looking at the pitiful Kanna, Thor felt speechless.
What is speechless is not Kanna’s prank, but Kanna’s father’s outrageous behavior.
After hanging out with Mary-chan for a while, Thor already knew what words to use to describe most people in their hometown - tsundere!
The reason why Kanna was kicked out was that she broke a very important treasure in the house in order to attract her parents' attention. According to her father's description, this was the treasure that determined the victory of the war.
However, anyone with a normal brain would know that anything that Long Loli could get would not be valuable. If it was something that important, she would definitely keep it in her pocket. How could she leave it at home?
"In that case, Kanna-chan, you should stay in our house from now on!" As Kanna's eldest sister, Thor felt it was his responsibility to take in the homeless Kanna to prevent her from being cheated by others.
"Lord Thor, is that true?" Although Kanna had come to Thor to seek refuge, she was still very happy to be accepted! After all, she was kicked out of the house because she broke something, and she was a little suspicious of the birth of a dragon!
"Really!" Thor(??ω?)ノ(._.`)Kanna.
"Lord Thor!" Kanna cheered and threw herself into Thor's arms, then began to rub him happily.
Watching the interaction between Thor and Kanna, especially the flying pounce to chase people away, Haruhi felt that her DNA was moving again!
"Pervert, can you let me adopt Kanna?" Kasuga once again asked to adopt Kanna.
“It’s not impossible.” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"Really?" Haruhi (???)
"But have you ever considered Mrs. Suzumiya's feelings?"
"I'll give it to you!" Haruhi╮(╯_╰)╭
"..." Mo Ming (.o_o)
"..." (OдO;) Kasuga
"Wife, I didn't expect you to be such a wife!" Mo Ming (.o_o)
"Pervert! Put away your thoughts!" Haruhi, who realized that he had said the wrong thing, jumped three feet in anger and tried to cover Mo Ming's mouth, but found that covering his mouth seemed to be useless, so he decisively changed to pulling his clothes and shaking him, trying to clear Mo Ming's memory.
"Wife, I remembered a joke!"
"Don't think about it! And don't talk about it!!"
"I saw a certain girl on a short video..."
"Eat the chicken leg!" Seeing that the shaking had no effect on Mo Ming, Chunri decisively tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into Mo Ming's bloody mouth, trying to stop him from speaking!
"Gu!" Mo Ming swallowed the chicken leg in one gulp, then hugged Haruhi in his arms. While waving his phone, he said to Haruhi with an increasingly wicked smile, "Wife, you don't want Mrs. Suzumiya to know what you just said, do you?"
"..." After a short silence, Haruhi realized that Mo Ming was not shaken by her pitiful appearance at all, but laughed even more wantonly. She stared at Mo Ming with shame and annoyance and asked, "What do you want?"
"Haruhi, you know my..."
"I know you're an LSP, so what? What are the conditions? What are they?"
Before Mo Ming had the chance to display his language skills, he was interrupted by Haruhi's string of words!
"Three [Secret Techniques·Physical Confusion], support accounting!" Although his language art was interrupted, Mo Ming became even happier!
"One! And you can't pay interest!" Kasuga remembered very clearly that the idiot Risa owed a [mua!(*╯3╰)], and ended up being unable to pay it back forever. It was even darker than the Black Girls Club!
"Haruhi, it's hard for me to do this if you're like this!"
"Difficult to do? If it's difficult, then don't do it! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" Haruhi overturned the table angrily, snatched Mo Ming's phone, and decisively deleted the recording!
At this moment, she was so impressed by her own wit!
"(???)?Hehe~~" As an old silver coin, Mo Ming had been on guard against Kasuga's move, so he didn't care about Kasuga's operation at all.
"(.o_o) You're smiling so disgustingly, are you thinking about something bad?" Haruhi, who had just completed the operation, wanted to taunt and increase his hatred, but she didn't expect to see Mo Ming grinning at her when she looked up. Her blood pressure suddenly rose. If she hadn't been held by Mo Ming, she would have wanted to jump up and smash his head!
"Wife, you know me~" Mo Ming tightened his arms around Haruhi's slender waist.
"And then?" Haruhi, with her hands on Mo Ming's chest, glared at Mo Ming with disdain.
"so……"
"So what?"
"Haruhi's wife~"
"What's the matter?" Haruhi frowned unhappily. She didn't like the feeling of being kept in suspense!
"What gives you the confidence that makes you think you can snatch things from the super Kryptonian warrior with superpowers from another world in the future?" Mo Ming asked a question with a smile that was truly heart-wrenching.
"..."Haruhi was silent for a moment.
"Haruhi's wife, do you still remember what Risa's wife did?" Mo Ming asked with a smile.
"..." After Mo Ming's reminder, Haruhi recalled that it seemed that Risa also made a similar operation, and then... then what happened?
“(???)?Then the punishment must be doubled!” Mo Ming laughed particularly wildly, he was almost drooling!
"I don't believe it! I don't believe you can transmit the information to the Internet in such a short time!" Kasuga didn't want to end up like Risa, so she had to find a reason to refute Mo Ming!
“Hehe~ You don’t understand this~” Mo Ming showed a smug smile, “My phone has always kept real-time data storage!”
"I'm going to blow up your artificial intelligence machine when I get home!" Kasuga gnashed her teeth in hatred!
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