"As expected, you are still ruthless!" Mo Ming was speechless. When did Haruhi learn such a troublesome skill as digging a pit? Although he was a little immature, there was no guarantee that he would fall into the pit one day!
"I don't care anyway. As long as I can't recruit anyone, you have to join my SOS Corps!" Haruhi said directly, "After all, it was you who suggested it, so you have to take responsibility!"
"No! Mingjun is ours!" Mio popped her head out of Mo Ming's arms and retorted, then buried her head back in.
"..." Haruhi was speechless. You said this ostrich girl is socially anxious, she is indeed socially anxious, but you said she is bold, she is really bold, after all, she dared to hide in Mo Ming's arms in broad daylight!
To be honest, this is the first time that Suzumiya Haruhi has seen someone so brave in this school!
Mio's behavior made Mo Ming very happy, so he used the head-patting trick to comfort Mio.
"→_→" comes from Haruhi's contempt.
"Do you still want to live?" Mo Ming's eyebrows twitched.
"Yes!" Did Kasuga dare to speak out what she was thinking? If she did, she would probably get beaten on the spot.
"In the S1 class next door, there is a blonde girl who looks like an angel. She is new and has no friends. She was originally most likely a member of the Homecoming Club, but now you can capture her and use her for your own benefit." Mo Ming proposed the first option, "and later, there may be three more cute girls attached."
"Okay!" Haruhi, who had been planning to just go through the motions, suddenly became interested. Someone who could be described as an angel by Mo Ming must be someone extraordinary.
After all, Mo Ming claimed to be a Kryptonian with super powers from an alien world in the future. He had full buffs and ordinary people were not in his eyes.
"In addition, the president of the student union is also a good choice." Mo Ming proposed the second option.
"Student Union President? Tachibana Kanade?" It was obvious that Haruhi was familiar with the composition of the student union of this school.
"Yeah, an angel." Mo Ming recognized that Zou-chan was an angel. If Zou-chan couldn't be considered an angel, then there would be no angels in this world, don't you think so, Gabriel?
"Okay! Anything else?" Since Mo Ming said so, Haruhi naturally would not refuse.
"Also from Class S1, the head of the Literature Club, Yuki Nagato." Mo Ming gave the third choice.
"Yeah!" Haruhi nodded with shining eyes.
"Second grade, there's your future person~the one you envy, jealous and hate at first sight, and the one who pokes at your operating system." This is the fourth choice given by Mo Ming.
"Although what you said is not credible, it is definitely a cute creature!" Even if you tell Kasuga that Nagato Yuki is an alien, she will not believe it. Not to mention that scientists have pointed out that time is an illusion of human beings, so future people only exist in everyone's imagination.
"And that Xuzi." Mo Ming pointed his finger at Xuzi who was struggling with a girl with a great figure in front of the classroom.
Stop hiding, I'm talking about you, the complaining girl.
"You also know Kyoshi?" Kasuga found it very magical, because Kyoshi was one of the members she had selected yesterday.
After all, Xuzi is an expert at complaining!
And how could she, Haruhi Suzumiya, as a big shot, be without such a character by her side?
"The Mouth of God." Mo Ming has seen through the long river of time that this Xuzi is not Axu, nor is she Xumei. She is the real Xuzi. From the soul to the body, she is all original goods from this world.
"Have you played too many games?" Haruhi rolled his eyes at Mo Ming.
"The last one is the one named Koizumi Ichihime who was pestering Kyoshi." Mo Ming also pointed at Koizumi Ichihime who was pestering Kyoshi and wanted to have something beyond friendship with her.
Similarly, this Koizumi Ichihime is also original from this world from soul to body.
Mo Ming guessed that this was probably one of the wishes Haruhi made at that time. As for why he had such a wish, Mo Ming couldn't figure it out.
"Okay, I got it!" Haruhi nodded vigorously.
At this moment, Xuzi, who was still pulling frantically at the door of the classroom, had no idea that he had been targeted by something indescribable.
"You have to remember to invite people! Invite them with your domineering attitude as the leader of the SOS Group." Mo Ming reminded Kasuga to take action and not to always think about tricking him. He had promised Mio and the others to form a band in high school a long time ago. Although he didn't plan to go on stage.
"Don't worry, I will." Haruhi, who originally had some thoughts, now had none of them at all.
A forced melon is not sweet, and it is useless to quench your thirst. Mo Ming has refused more than once, and if she continues to pester him, she might be punished.
After all, if she can't beat him, she can't beat him. If she really wants Suzumiya Haruhi to beat Mo Ming at will, she will definitely make Mo Ming kneel down and sing "Conquer", and after singing, he must lick her little feet.
Chapter 28: Team Law, your path has narrowed!
"Mio! Look, what is this?" Suddenly, the long-missing Tanaka Iritsu appeared with a form in his hand.
"Application for admission to the Light Music Club?" Mio was still acting like an ostrich in Mo Ming's arms, and it was Haruhi who had her attention drawn to the Law Team.
"That's right! It's the application form!" Although it wasn't Mio who asked, Ritsu said proudly with his hands on his hips, "Now I'm the only member of the light music club, and I automatically become the club leader!"
"Wow, there is such a thing?" Haruhi stared at Mo Ming with a look of delight and said, "Pervert, do you want to join my SOS Group? I will let you be my second brother, and from now on you will be second to none and above everyone else."
But Kasuga remembered that Mo Ming had said many times that he wanted to rebuild the light music club and form a band. Now that the position of light music club director has been taken away, it was a good opportunity for her to take advantage of the opportunity.
"Ritsuko!" Mo Ming was hugged by Mio and couldn't make any big moves, so he stretched out his left hand, grabbed Ritsuko's head, and pulled her in front of him. He stared at Ritsuko coldly with the eyes of a frog.
"Ming...Ming-chan!" Team Lu, who was treated violently, was almost scared to death!
“Captain Law? You’re narrowing your path!” Mo Ming said to Captain Law coldly.
"Ming, Ming, please listen to my excuse... No, explanation!" The lawyer, who was frightened by Mo Ming's extremely oppressive eyes and was incoherent, hurriedly argued.
"Oh? Then I'll give you a chance to quibble, so that after you die you won't tell Shiki Yingji that I didn't give you a chance." Mo Ming wanted to see what new reasons Team Lu could come up with.
"Ming-chan, I think you should be the leader of our band. Just give me the useless title of light music club leader!" Lu team raised her hand to show that she was sincerely thinking about Mo Ming. After all, human energy is limited, and it was responsible for her to share the pressure for Mo Ming.
After hearing what Team Lu said, Mo Ming didn't seem happy at all. Instead, he looked at her coldly, and then asked in a slow and emotionless voice: "Lüzi, do you have any last words?"
“Can you spare my life?” The lawyer whispered when he found that Mo Ming’s attitude had not changed at all.
"I will carve this sentence on your tombstone and let it become your epitaph to accompany you in your afterlife." Mo Ming replied dimly, "Of course, you can choose to have it engraved on your forehead."
"I'm sorry! I was wrong!! Please forgive me!!!" The frightened captain got down on his knees and begged for mercy.
"You realize you were wrong now, what were you doing before?" Mo Ming stretched out his left hand again.
"Mingjun, you are prohibited from bullying your classmates!" Lihua Zou's voice suddenly sounded from beside Mo Ming, and then our angel-like Zou opened her arms and stood between Mo Ming and Lu team.
"Mingjun, bullying classmates is prohibited!" Seeing that Mo Ming did not respond, Zou Jiang spoke again.
"Then I'll give Zou-chan a favor." Mo Ming stretched out his hand and used a pat on the head to kill Zou-chan.
When Sou-chan was patted on the head, she did not avoid it as Haruhi imagined, but instead showed an expression of enjoyment.
"Congratulations, Zou-chan, for becoming the student union president in your first year of high school." After rubbing Zou-chan's head for a while, Mo Ming suddenly congratulated her on becoming the student union president.
"Well, everyone is a very nice person." Zou-chan obviously didn't care about these things. What she cared about was that everyone was very nice to her.
"After all, Zou-chan is an angel!" Mo Ming praised.
"We are all angels." Zou-chan never thought of herself as an angel, she was just a clumsy little girl.
"Zou-chan, please join my SOS Brigade!" Haruhi, who had been eyeing her with envy, suddenly invited Zou-chan.
"SOS Brigade?" Zou-chan tilted her head and glanced at Haruhi cutely, "It seems that there is no such club in school."
"I'll apply for the establishment right away! So please join my SOS Corps!" Haruhi patted his chest and promised that he would write an application right away to apply for the establishment of the SOS Corps.
"Yes, that's fine." Zou-chan didn't find any problem. "What is the purpose of the SOS Brigade's activities?"
"The Suzumiya Haruhi Group is here to make the world more lively! It's called the SOS Group for short." Haruhi explained to Sou-chan enthusiastically, "Our goal is to find people from the future, aliens, people from another world, and people with super powers, and then have fun with them!"
“……”Zou-chan’s brain has crashed and is restarting.
"It's impossible to establish a club that's so ridiculous." After her brain was rebooted, Zou-chan refuted Kasuga's second-year declaration.
"..."Haruhi wanted to refute, but knowing Zou-chan's identity clearly, she found that she had no way to refute Zou-chan's words!
"Haruhi-chan, beg me, beg me and I will tell you how to set up an SOS team." Mo Ming smiled happily at Haruhi.
"..."Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming. She would never give this damn happy-go-lucky Mo Ming a chance to be proud of himself.
"Ming Jun, please don't do bad things." Zou Jiang knew Mo Ming's character very well. You can't say he is not a good person, but his personality is really bad. Just like in daily life, Mo Ming takes good care of her, but also likes to tease her.
So if Mo Ming really wanted to give Haruichi some bad advice, Zou-chan couldn't guarantee that she could find a reason to refuse.
"I can find a way myself. I don't need your bad ideas." After all, Haruhi was not as shameless as Mo Ming, especially when it came to making things difficult for a girl like Zou-chan.
"Even if you find a way to set up an unrelated club, it won't work if the activities are inconsistent with the club's founding purpose." Zou-chan felt it necessary to remind Kasuga, "The student union will check the activities of each club every month. If it is found that the activities are inconsistent with the club's founding purpose, the club will be immediately banned."
"Don't worry, I know the rules." Haruhi didn't care at all, she had plenty of ways to circumvent them.
"Yes." Zou-chan nodded gently, "As long as your application meets the requirements, the Student Union will approve your application to establish a club."
"Okay! Then you must abide by the agreement and join my SOS Brigade!" Kasuga said to Sou-chan seriously.
"Okay." Zou-chan nodded and agreed to Kasuga's request. Because she was a very clumsy girl, she would do her best to abide by the agreement between them.
"That's settled then!" Haruhi gave Sou-chan a thumbs up.
"Yeah." Zou-chan nodded slightly, agreeing to the agreement.
Haruhi smiled cheerfully and nodded, then turned to look at Mo Ming, wrinkled her nose, and emphasized again: "I can think of a way myself, I don't need your bad ideas."
"Whatever you like, Haruhi-chan." Mo Ming shrugged indifferently.
"Kids, no matter what you are doing, can you please separate for a while now?" Suddenly, an impatient voice came from behind them. The impatient tone was just like that of a single dog who has eaten his fill of dog food.
"Ah!" Mio screamed when someone suddenly reminded her of her behavior. She buried her head directly between Mo Ming's chest and abdomen, leaving only her red ears exposed. There was steam billowing from her head, just like she was cultivating immortality!
"Tsk!" The beautiful teacher in a white coat, Shizuka Hiratsuka, made a dissatisfied sound. At this moment, she really wanted to hit Mio.
However, seeing that her genius junior sister seemed to be so angry that her teeth were itching and she didn't even wave her fist, Jing Keai chose to use a visual skill against Mo Ming - the Death Stare!
"Mio, it's time for class." Mo Ming ignored Jing's cute death stare and skillfully used the head-patting technique to comfort Mio.
Soon, Mio calmed down under Mo Ming's head pat and comfort. The steam girl state was uninstalled, and then she became serious. Although she was still a little greedy for Mo Ming's embrace and breath, she had already left the ostrich state.
“……”Everyone in the classroom was speechless.
Taking this opportunity, Team Lu quietly hid behind the crowd. She was betting that since the teacher was here, Mo Ming would give the teacher some face. As for after class? Then she would talk about it after class!
Chapter 29: Haruhi Suzumiya's famous scene
"Okay! Everyone go back to your seats, class is starting now!" Jing Keai was fed dog food as soon as she got to work, and she felt so full that she was uncomfortable.
The teacher has spoken, and the students who were originally gathered in small circles have to temporarily disband their small circles, return to their seats, and prepare for class.
Mo Ming sat in Wang's hometown very naturally. As a school director, it was very reasonable for him to arrange his own position.
Kasuga sat behind Mo Ming. Although she was obviously not as tall as Mo Ming, because of the special location of the King's Hometown, no matter how tall Mo Ming was, he would not block her view.
"Okay, class is officially starting now." Jing Keai announced the start of the class with a serious face.
At this point, both Xianchong and Luther straightened their postures.
Sakura Island is a place that values small courtesy over big principles. In such an unimportant place, they are very willing to pretend.
After all, they are just pretending and it won't harm their interests. It's a good deal to win other people's favor by doing this!
Seeing that most people were ready, Jing Keai spoke again: "I am your homeroom teacher and Chinese teacher. I am mainly responsible for your discipline issues and Chinese."
"Before everyone officially starts their high school life, please introduce yourselves so that everyone can get to know each other better." Jing Keai said, focusing her attention on seat 01 and said to the girl, "Then you will start."
"I'm Chitanda Eru, I'm from a farming family, nice to meet you all." The person being called is Chitanda Eru, one of Mio's twin sisters. If I were to sum it up in one word, it would be - rich woman!
"I'm Kitashirakawa Tamako, nice to meet you all." Kitashirakawa Tamako, who was sitting behind Chitanda Eru, originally wanted to introduce her hobbies to everyone, but Chitanda Eru's self-introduction, which I was very curious about, was too formulaic, and she was embarrassed to break this format.
"I'm Amakusa Shino, nice to meet you all." The third person, Amakusa Shino, who seemed to be a normal person, chose to follow the format of the first person. Although she was obviously a weirdo, she didn't have the courage to do so.
"I'm Naze Mizuki, nice to meet you all." Naze Mizuki, who is very good at making fun of others, chose the simplest way to introduce herself. She is an alien, and the purpose of studying here is to get closer to Kasuga.
That's right, everyone in the other world knows about Haruhi's existence.
Because of this, the world was quiet for a long time.
And since he ran to the school and got close to Kasuga and was not killed by Nagato Yuki, he naturally passed the review.
Even though the Information Integration Thought Entities were as weak as slag in front of Mo Ming and were killed instantly, in fact, if Super Gensokyo was not in this time and space, there might not be many people on Earth who could be their opponents.
"Love is love, says Shindou Ai!" Shindou Ai, who loves to act like a spoiled child, interrupted the repetitive queue. She is a youmu, not a human, and does not need to integrate into human society. So if she can act cute, she will never miss the opportunity to act cute.
"I am the scarlet priestess of Xingjia, Xingjia Baixue. I am glad to meet you all. I also welcome you all to visit the Xingjia Shrine to worship and pray." Similarly, Xingjia Baixue also chose to interrupt the queue and advertised her own shrine. She was originally an armed detective and studied in the Supernatural Search Research Department (SSR), but she herself was from the Shinto Department. More importantly, she was a scarlet priestess than an armed detective, so she currently had two tasks, one was to protect Suzumiya Haruhi, and the other was to be ready to be dispatched by Mo Ming at any time.
"I'm Xiao Zhizhi Zhui, and I don't want to meet you all." Xiao Zhizhi Zhui said coldly.
She doesn't want to meet everyone because she belongs to the scientific faction and is an undercover agent sent by the IS Academy to monitor Kasuga. As a person who is a little tsundere but actually still in the justice camp, she is tormented in her heart - Kasuga is not a bad person, but she wants to deceive Kasuga's trust, find ways to become her friend, mix impurities into the pure friendship, and even one day she may stab Kasuga from the back. Her heart is full of pain!
……
"I'm Kagome Higurashi, an ordinary high school student." The girl who hadn't met Er Gouzi was really just an ordinary girl. After all, the inheritance of her family's shrine had long been lost.
"Kikyo." A certain holy girl followed Higurashi Kagome, coldly announced her name and sat down. Unlike Higurashi Kagome, although they both lived in the same shrine, she was a powerful person who had awakened her wisdom and could destroy ordinary big monsters with a flip of her hand.
"?" Mo Ming looked at the two girls who looked like twins curiously. Higurashi Kagome was indeed the JK who possessed the Four Souls Jade, but Kikyo was not the clay doll.
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