The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

"So Kishimoto knows nothing about Naruto!"

"..."

Chapter 313: I allow you to sleep in the middle with Mary-chan in your arms!

"Let's not talk about whether AB understands Naruto for now. I just want to ask you something!" Kasuga jumped in front of Mo Ming and used [God's Gaze] on him.

Although there can't be any welfare segments due to the school uniform issue, Kasuga's armor is very thick and has sufficient defense. Even the shape of the armor is very perfect. It is as attractive as a work of art!

Even a seasoned warrior like Mo Ming almost couldn't control his hands.

"Do you want it?" Haruhi noticed that Mo Ming's eyes were different and looked down. There was no bonus segment, but the shape of the armor was perfectly reflected!

Very good! Very powerful! ! The anger came out all of a sudden! ! !

It's not like I haven't been in control before, so why do I have to behave so badly?

The veins on Haruhi's smooth forehead popped out instantly!

"Wife, look at what you are saying?" Mo Ming rolled his eyes at Chunri speechlessly.

Originally, he really wanted to say something to suit the situation, "You're so hot~~".

But think about it, there are still a lot of innocent cuties around here. Although most of them might become awkward later, in order not to harm the innocent for the time being, Mo Ming still held his words back.

"Huh!?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming in surprise, with a hint of suspicion in her eyes.

"Did I guess wrong?" Haruhi felt a little unreal.

"No! No!! It's absolutely impossible!!! We are all thousand-year-old foxes, who wouldn't know who?!" The wrong guess only came to her mind for a second before Kasuga rejected this ridiculous idea.

"I want to rub it myself, let alone this big pervert!" Kasuga admits that she is not as big as those cows who rely on front wave armor to conquer the world, but as a LSP who has read a lot of books, Kasuga is sure that Mo Ming's attention just now was attracted by her perfect front wave armor!

Besides, this vital point is also within the attack range of [Hand of the Mage]!

"For something this pleasant, we must hide away and enjoy it quietly!" Mo Ming licked his lips like Orochimaru, "Just like our daily debate game [Lip Gun]."

"You're hopeless!" For some reason, after Mo Ming directly admitted it, Chunri found that she couldn't get angry at all. Instead, she felt that it was natural!

"We are already an old married couple, and you still care about this, it's really cute!" Because she was so adorable, Mo Ming almost couldn't help but reach out and hug Haruhi in his arms.

pity……

"Master, you are so disgusting~~" Mary-chan, who was lying on Mo Ming's back with her arms around Mo Ming's chest, shivered unconsciously and got goose bumps all over her body.

It was because of Mary-chan's existence that Mo Ming suppressed the impulse in his heart - if Haruhi-chan suddenly felt that Mary-chan was a nuisance, he would have to rescue her from the long river of time, how tiring that would be!

"Mary-chan, well done!" Haruhi, who had just noticed Mo Ming's little trick, immediately gave Mary-chan a thumbs up.

"(v＾＿＾)v" Although Mari-chan didn't know why Haruhi praised her, since it was a compliment from the mistress, she accepted it without hesitation!

"Ah! Pervert! This Marie-chan is so cute! Can you give her to me?" Haruhi, who was overwhelmed by cuteness, declared without hesitation, "I want it! I want them all!!".

As a LSP, Mo Ming can't resist the charm of cute loli, and Kasuga is no exception!

"What the hell do you want!" Mo Ming rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Master!" Mary-chan?(?>?

"(▼へ▼メ)" Veins popped up on Haruhi's forehead again.

"Come and sleep with me tonight. I allow you to hold Mary-chan and sleep in the middle!" Mo Ming (???)?

"I'll sleep in the middle, where will you sleep?" Haruhi (▼⊿▼)

"I must be sleeping behind you~~" Mo Ming (???)? "Don't worry, I won't do anything bad!"

"No way! (?????) RUA~~" Haruhi, who discovered Mo Ming's evil intentions, directly RUA him in the face. She was different from the innocent Menghu.

As an LSP, with two artist friends and a support group behind them to provide knowledge reference, how could Kasuga not know the "just rub around, don't go in" meme?

“(╯▽╰)Okay!” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏

"(▼⊿▼)Tsk!" Mo Ming's behavior was so illogical that Haruhiko could only spit.

In her impression, Mo Ming should be so angry that he jumps up and uses [Secret Technique: Physical Confusion] to deal with her, but now he behaves so calmly. There must be something fishy going on!

Let me think about this a little more...

"Are you hiding something from me?" Kasuga leaned over again and used [God's Gaze] on Mo Ming.

"What do you think?" Mo Ming asked with a smile.

"I think so!" Haruhi had already gotten the answer from Mo Ming's reaction - he was drooling just now, but now he was staring into her eyes, definitely to increase his persuasiveness.

Why increase persuasion?

Isn't it because you want her to believe that there is nothing hidden from her?

Why should she be made to believe that nothing was hidden from her?

It must be because he is hiding something from her!

"I even suspect that the things you're hiding from me might make you think that I'll sleep in the middle obediently, and I might even not mind little actions like [just rubbing, not going in]!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming with disdain, "(▼⊿▼) We're all thousand-year-old foxes, who doesn't know who?"

"That's just not your fault, Haruhi!" Mo Ming shook his head helplessly and patted Mari-chan's arm gently, motioning her to let go.

As an exclusive personal maid, Mary understood what Mo Ming meant immediately. She let go of his hand quickly, turned around and stood respectfully behind Mo Ming.

Ignoring the cute creatures that were acting cute all the time, Mo Ming stood up and naturally hugged Haruhi from the front with his arms around her waist, then he gave her a [domineering chin-lifting] before she could react.

"（￣へ￣）!?" Although she was confused, Kasuga felt that she should be proud at this time, otherwise wouldn't she become a Mary Sue and a silly and innocent person?

Of course, Haruhi also knew that she absolutely couldn't ask "What?" at this time!

Because if I asked, Mo Ming would definitely respond with a "Fuck!", and wouldn't that be awkward?

"Let's save the answer for the afternoon. Right now..." Mo Ming (???)?

"Gu——" Looking at Mo Ming's increasingly dangerous smile, Haruhi swallowed unconsciously.

She was so used to being bullied that she could even foresee herself being silenced by [Mystical Technique: Physical Confusion]!

"Please pay attention to your behavior in public!" Menghu didn't know why he was angry, but when he saw this scene, he couldn't suppress his rising anger, and he instinctively jumped out to stop Mo Ming from taking any further actions!

"Hehe~~" Mo Ming (???)?

Although his intimate moment with Haruhi’s wife was interrupted, Mo Ming was not annoyed at all. Instead, he showed a weird smile.

"(?⊙ω⊙`) Is it too late for me to escape now?" Menghu, who was instantly filled with anxiety, asked Mary-chan foolishly.

"╮(╯▽╰)╭There's no hope, just wait to die!" Mary-chan┓(??`)┏

"Menghu, ヾ(?°?°?)ノ? We will burn money for you!" Haruhi took the opportunity to break away from Mo Ming's arms and said goodbye with tears.

"No! ヽ(＃`Д?)ノ you bastard pervert, don't set your sights on my harem!" It took Kasuga just a second to react, and she decisively launched a [fierce and cute threat] at Mo Ming.

"That's right!" Menghu, who had just reacted, decisively hid behind Kasuga and nodded frantically to support Kasuga's remarks.

“(╯▽╰)Okay, since you asked.” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Who made me a soft-hearted fool?”

“(▼⊿▼)” Seeing Mo Ming being so easy to talk to, Haruhi became even more suspicious!

Chapter 314: How did you know about computer accessories?

"Ahem!" Gui Chudaisy, who had already stabbed her opponent with a knife, coughed twice politely, trying to attract everyone's attention.

"Is the game over?" Mo Ming then noticed that players had been replaced on the field.

Come to think of it, Menghu, who was in charge of Gaga, had time to come and stop Mo Ming's atrocities. In this situation, it was natural that Gui Chudaisy, who was in charge of the killing, had already killed all his opponents.

"It's boring, they are all my former defeated opponents!" Although Gui Chudaisy wanted to act nonchalant, the fact that she didn't get upset when she defeated five opponents just now showed that she was excellent!

"If that's the case, why make such a big fuss?" Mo Ming was very curious.

"Because we may have to face several schools in a row!" Gui Chui Daisy was helpless. "The preliminary round is considered a regional competition, and we only have... one high school."

I clearly remember that there should be two or three, but who knows why?

"Cough cough!" Mo Ming coughed twice awkwardly. This matter must be blamed on Lady Haruhi Suzumiya in his arms!

"Although it is very unfair, we still have hope of achieving final victory!" Gui Chuju said firmly.

"Because they were all defeated by you in junior high school?"

"In fact, it's mainly because they don't have any masters, and they haven't made much progress!" Gui Chuju breathed a sigh of relief, "As expected, the way of the sword still depends on talent. It's really true that those who don't do well will die of drought, and those who don't do well will die of flooding!"

"Is it like this in other schools?" Mo Ming asked curiously.

The reason why he was curious was that at a glance, he saw that they were all weaklings, and he didn't want to sense them carefully because it was really difficult to distinguish them.

In this regard, I have to say that the publicity for the Broken Leg Maniac is really good!

There were only a group of girls including Haruhi at the scene, and all the people from other schools were boys!

As we all know, girls in this world who are a bit special generally have physical fitness that is two or three levels stronger than boys.

"Yeah, they're all about the same!" Gui Chudaisy nodded gently, "Maybe someone has practiced some powerful killing moves, but that's all!"

"Oh wow~~ Katsura Hinagiku-san you are quite confident~~" Mo Ming (ノ￣▽￣)

"I'm not that confident. I'm just telling the truth." Being praised by Mo Ming like this, even someone as mature and steady as her would feel a little embarrassed.

If this is considered a compliment...

To be honest, if Mo Ming's reputation in Sakura Sobu High School wasn't so outrageous, Katsura Daisy might have shown her tsundere side in an instant.

Because Mo Ming has such a bad reputation, smart people are generally cautious when facing Mo Ming. The smarter they are and the more they know, the more cautious they are.

"So why are you guys making it seem so serious?" Mo Ming was confused again.

"I don't know!" Gui Daisy.

"Me too!"

The others all shook their heads.

"Where is Saeko? Why did she ask Kasuga for help?" Mo Ming turned his gaze to Busujima Saeko, who should be a senior in the original novel and might be in the same grade as them now.

"Because Kasuga-chan is very powerful! She can be used as a trump card to turn the tide at the last moment!" Busujima Saeko answered very respectfully.

As for the excuse of not wanting to be in a hurry to take the bus, but actually wanting to have intimate contact with Mo Ming, even if she is a beautiful girl, she dare not say it out loud!

"(╯▽╰)Okay." Although I knew it was just an excuse, I didn't pursue it because Haruhi was willing to play along.

Mo Ming probably knew the deeper reasons. He planned to catch those two lolis and teach them a lesson soon to let them know who has the final say on this earth!

"Lord Mo Ming..."

"Ok?"

"The next game will be boring. Should we still watch it?" As the main force, Busujima Saeko spent most of her energy paying attention to the game, but when she occasionally observed Mo Ming and Kasuga, she still found that the two of them looked extremely bored.

Even Busujima Saeko, who was terrified by Mo Ming, didn't dare to bet on what tricks Mo Ming would do after he became impatient. Anyway, his opponents were all defeated and trash, so it was better to go along with Mo Ming and Kasuga's preferences.

"Although it's not time for dinner yet, there's nothing to do. Let's have a barbecue!" Mo Ming took out his cell phone and looked at it. It was still early, but it seemed like we could start a barbecue.

"Eat something so greasy?" Haruhi frowned in dissatisfaction.

It was already annoying that she couldn't get away because of Mo Ming's strong hand holding her waist, after all, there were so many people watching! Now, when she heard that she had to eat such a greasy meal at noon, she instantly became Spartan!

"It will smell better if you do it yourself!" Mo Ming himself didn't believe what he said.

"I don't want to eat something greasy at noon..." Haruhi still felt that eating barbecue at noon was too greasy. "I haven't seen anyone selling barbecue at noon when people are buying snacks!"

“Okay!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Then let’s have last night’s meal for lunch.”

"Leftovers?" Menghu on the side was extremely shocked. Although she spent her weekends like this on a daily basis, she didn't expect that it would be like this during school hours. She might as well go to the cafeteria to buy a loaf of bread!

"What are you thinking!" Mo Ming (╯▽╰) "With Youyouzi here, how could there be leftovers?"

Forget about leftovers. With Youyouzi here, you don’t even have to wash the dishes!

"That's true!" Haruhi nodded in agreement.

To this day, she is still very curious about how Youyouko manages to eat so cleanly!

Everyone says it is cleaner than when a dog licks it, but a dog will still leave saliva after licking it!

Once Youyouzi has eaten it, not only will he drool, but he won’t even have any taste. It’s simply magical!

“So we can only eat what we had last night.” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Instead of that, we might as well barbecue!”

"Why are you always thinking about barbecue?" Kasuga (ー`?ー) "Are you planning something that we don't know about?"