"Are the teachers in this school very bad people?" Kasuga cast a [Death Stare] at Takagi Saya. She still remembered that the pink-haired boy's parents were representatives of the landowners here, and were the biggest evil force in the area.
"I'm sorry! There is indeed a scumbag who sneaked into the teaching team!" Takagi Saya bowed and apologized on the spot. The reason why she was happy to see Chamoto Rei repeat a grade was because she felt that this would give her a chance!
"When you find out there's a cockroach in your house, there must be more cockroaches in hidden corners!" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼) "So, wife, you know!"
"(▼ヘ▼#)" Haruhi glared at Mo Ming speechlessly and even wanted to jump up and hit him on the knee!
“(O_O)?” Mo Ming was confused by the glare and had no idea how he had made her angry again?
"(▼⊿▼) Launch an EMP bomb! Idiot!" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming in anger, "Does your Kryptonian brain have the same useless brain as Superman's?"
"(?O?O?)" Mo Ming...
"ヽ(#`Д?)ノ┌┛〃Hurry up!" Haruhi urged anxiously.
She had already heard the sound of [Leopard Explodes] leading a group of zombies shouting "I'm hungry!" away. She believed that it would not be long before [Leopard Explodes] would start the barbecue under the control of AI.
If they don’t change into full sets of chemical protective suits by then, they will really vomit!
Chapter 323: Hirano Fatty's Way to Death
"I know where the teacher's office is. I'll show you the way!"
Mo Ming, who was forced to do nothing by Haruhi's urging, was just about to use his X-ray vision to look for the teacher's office when Takagi Saya jumped out and actively demonstrated her value.
"Then lead the way." Kasuga approved Saya Takagi's application to demonstrate her value.
"This way!" Although she was pointing the way, Takagi Saya definitely didn't dare to go past Mo Ming and walk ahead.
Even though everyone heard the sound of a lot of breaking windows downstairs, and knew that the zombies that were screaming "I'm hungry" had jumped off the building to chase the tanks, there was no guarantee that all of them had jumped, right?
With the guidance of Saya Takagi, the group quickly found the teacher's office.
"Sir, there is no one inside!" Hinata immediately opened her eyes to see inside and reported the situation to Mo Ming.
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ" Kasuga was very surprised. It's not Hinata who is so proactive!
Other people who don’t like watching anime think this is normal. After all, Hinata has already made her affiliation clear when she appeared, and it is normal to want to show off in front of Mo Ming!
"Fire in the hole!"
As Mo Ming kicked open the door of the teacher's office, he casually threw an EMP bullet in.
"Beep----"
"It's so hot!"
As the electromagnetic pulse spread, the girls screamed and then reached out to throw the smoking cell phones in the pockets of their pleated skirts to the ground, and then the phones exploded.
"What's going on?" Looking at several exploding cell phones, Haruhi was shocked.
"Ahem! I forgot that your cells are just ordinary cells." Mo Ming coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment.
"You did it on purpose!" Menghu, who was also frightened, was so angry that she jumped up and down. She had reason to suspect that Mo Ming did it on purpose!
"How is that possible?" Mo Ming┓( ??` )┏"The whole world knows that I have a bad memory! So it's normal to forget some unimportant things occasionally!"
"I don't believe you! You old man are so bad!" Menghu didn't believe what Mo Ming said. Reality is not a cartoon. The super brain of Kryptonians is not a decoration. How could they forget things? It must be intentional!
"Forget it, Menghu, and everyone else, are you burned?" After recovering from the shock, Haruhi comforted Menghu immediately and asked if anyone else was burned.
As we all know, lithium battery explosions may cause lithium poisoning, and the human body is very fragile. Kasuga doesn't dare to bet that her harem will not be hurt at all.
"I was shocked and feel a little numb." Gui Yanye replied immediately.
"Ditto!" Gui Daisy.
"+1!"
"+2!"
"+10086!"
"I'm scared!" Menghu glared at Mo Ming fiercely.
"Idiot! Hurry up and cast healing spells on everyone!" Haruhi kicked Mo Ming's calf helplessly, "You're usually so smart, why are you so lame now!?"
"∠(°ゝ°) Yes, sir!" Mo Ming saluted Haruhi solemnly, and the moment he put his hands down, he cast a healing spell on everyone.
"Ah! Hentai!" Maybe the touch of water-based healing magic was strange, so Menghu felt as if someone was touching his wound with a hand.
The others also blushed, and it seemed that they felt no different from Menghu.
"(﹁"﹁)..."Haruhi was speechless and didn't know what to say!
She felt like Mo Ming was stepping on her line of fire, jumping sideways and spiraling forward repeatedly. In short, he was jumping around in all kinds of ways. But she knew it, but couldn't find any evidence!
"(?⊙ω⊙`)What's wrong?" Mo Ming looked at Kasuga and Menghu with a confused look on his face.
"Although I know that it's not a proper job for a Kryptonian like you to play magic, can you tell me why such a good magic becomes so vulgar in your hands?" The veins on Kasuga's forehead popped out. It seemed that if Mo Ming couldn't give a reasonable explanation, she would definitely jump up and hit Mo Ming's knee!
“This magic is called [Water Goddess’s Solace]!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Since it’s solace, there must be some strange movements!”
"..."*N
Although the answer is very standard, everyone feels that it is sloppy and nonsense!
"Okay, time is limited, you guys should go in and change your equipment quickly!" Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Mo Ming decisively urged Kasuga and others to go into the classroom to change their equipment.
"Okay, I'll let you go for now. I'll go home tonight and join Feng and the others in conducting a joint trial of you!" After being urged by Mo Ming, Haruhi felt it necessary to interrogate Mo Ming thoroughly.
"╮(╯_╰)╭ Yeah, OK, no problem!" Mo Ming nodded indifferently, not panicking at all. After all, even if Haruhi could unite all his harem to participate, it would only be a matter of one [parallel casting] per person!
"Alright! Everyone, hurry up and change your equipment, or you'll vomit up your lunch soon!" Kasuga, knowing when to stop, decisively called on Menghu and the others to go in and change their equipment.
"Hi!" Everyone responded loudly and then quickly squeezed into the teacher's office.
"No peeking!" After everyone entered the office, Haruhi leaned through the door, half of her body stuck out, and waved her little hands to threaten Mo Ming.
"Wife, I can't peek, can I watch openly?" Mo Ming?(?????)?
“ヽ(#`Д?)ノNo!” Haruhi glared at Mo Ming and almost took off her shoes and hit Mo Ming with them.
"Okay, what do you say!" Mo Ming spread his hands indifferently. He was just talking and he was not really that anxious.
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Haruhi snorted proudly before slamming the door shut.
"This..." When he saw that the girls had gone in to change their equipment, Fatty Hirano immediately showed a lewd expression and tried to lobby Mo Ming.
“Shut up!” But Mo Ming didn’t buy it at all. He directly deprived Fatty Hirano of his five senses and made him lie dead on the spot. Then he stretched out his hand and created a soundproof barrier, locking him inside.
Not to mention peeking, Mo Ming didn't even intend to let him hear the sound!
Kasuga is his wife, in other words, Kasuga's harem is roughly equivalent to his harem. Although his own harem is still just his own harem, it is undeniable that Mo Ming treats Kasuga's harem as his own!
Since they are all his harem, Mo Ming will naturally not let anyone take advantage of them!
So just having the idea is enough to bring about his own death!
"Concurrently cast [Transfiguration: Inward Concave Technique] + [Hormonal Reaction] + [Cognitive Modification]!"
So Mo Ming directly cast three magic spells at Fatty Hirano, turning him into a Back Street Girl, and a fat version of it!
After doing all this, Mo Ming still felt a little unsatisfied, so he connected the fat boy Hirano and the Zither scumbag together. As soon as he went downstairs, he would be immediately invited by the Zither scumbag to join their team.
By then, Fatty Hirano will know what the two subsequent magic spells are used for!
Chapter 324: Even Heizi Can’t Take the Blame
Mo Ming had just arranged a new life for Pingye Fatty → Pingye Fat Monster, when a beautiful voice that made his heart flutter came to his ears.
Such as: Wow! Saeko, yours is so big! Don’t you rub your hands when you swing the sword?
Kisara-chan's is the same! So big!
Kasuga-sama, Kotonoha-chan's is bigger!
Senior Sister Xiaolan’s is not small either!
Hinata-chan, I didn't expect that even though you are the youngest, your armor thickness is not the thinnest!
Damn! Aren’t they just two lumps of fat?
The small tiger is also very cute! So is the small daisy!
Fat bitch! You are all fat bitches!! *3
……
In short, the equipment that could have been changed in a few minutes ended up taking them half an hour.
Mo Ming even heard Haruhi touching each of the beautiful girls, as well as the sounds of the beautiful girls responding.
"Sure enough, sometimes listening to the sound is more exciting than watching the picture!" Mo Ming silently gave Haruhi a thumbs up, "In terms of temptation, it has to be half-covered and hazy to be attractive. No wonder the ragged girls on the street are always more attractive than those at nude parties."
Of course, temptation aside, Mo Ming still wants to watch the live broadcast if there is a chance.
"Wife, are you guys ready? It's time to start the barbecue!" Mo Ming, who felt like he was about to explode, had no choice but to urge Haruhi and the others. After all, at the pace they were playing now, they might have to go back to the rooftop again to prepare for the barbecue.
"I'm coming! Wait a moment!" Hearing Mo Ming's life-threatening voice, Chunri responded to Mo Ming with a little annoyance. She was having a great time!
"Haruhi-chan, Yamete!"
"It's the last one!"
"Yeah!"
"Unless you accompany me to the hot springs tonight!"
"I promise! I promise you everything!!"
"Boo!"*N
……
“ε=(?ο`*)))Alas… just listening to the sound makes me envious!” Mo Ming sighed.
Although he can play such an exciting game with Shokuhou and the others, he is such a serious person that he can't be as lively as Haruhi! He can only move his mouth and operate the machine.
The facts told Mo Ming that it took less than half an hour for Haruhi and the others to put on their equipment. Just a few minutes after Haruhi stopped harassing them, they appeared in front of Mo Ming fully armed.
"Pervert, you didn't peek, did you?" Just after walking out, Haruhi began to suspect whether Mo Ming had used X-ray vision to peek.
After all, Mo Ming once admitted that he had used X-ray scanning to scan the environment of Sakura Soubu High School. Isn't it normal to use X-ray scanning in the office now?
"I'm not Jiraiya, how could I peek?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"(▼へ▼メ) You can't even watch it openly!" Haruhi waved her hands in protest.
“Okay, okay, I really didn’t watch it this time.” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“I also have a lot of things to deal with!”
"I don't believe you!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "If you don't explain clearly, I'll think it's what I saw, and I'll go back and tell Feng-chan that you were fooling around outside..."
"Let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about Maple's attitude!" Mo Ming (???)? "Haruhi, you may have forgotten, right? Although Maple gets jealous sometimes, she is the one who supports me the most in opening a harem!"
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Haruhi snorted in dissatisfaction, then smiled like a dragon king and said disdainfully: "I mean, I have to tell Feng-chan that you're messing around with other men out there!"
"..." Mo Ming looked at Chunri with disbelief on his face and began to wonder who had taught his wife bad things!
Originally, Mo Ming thought that Haruhi's concubines would quietly distance themselves from him to avoid suspicion, but unexpectedly...
Unexpectedly, they all had starry eyes!
Convex!! This is pollution!!!
“Wife, where did you see that gay book?” Mo Ming showed a dangerous smile. He planned to satisfy their fantasies once he caught the murderer - let them experience their fantasy stories personally!
"Kuroko! It's Kuroko! Everything is Kuroko's fault!" Haruhi, who just realized that she had exposed incredible information, decisively chose to pass the buck!
In short, I want to say one thing, black guy, you are such a pervert, it should be okay for you to take more blame!
"Wife, I wonder if you have ever heard this sentence?" Mo Ming lowered his head and looked down at Haruhi with a playful look in his eyes.
"What are you talking about? Hehehe Wei Junjie?" The pressure was too great and Haruhi chose to play dumb.
"No!" Mo Ming shook his head.
"What is that?" Haruhi tried to raise her tone by frowning and putting on a serious expression.
"Heizi often says that men are all apes!" Mo Ming (▼⊿▼) "So you know why we can't let Heizi take all the blame!"
"..." The speechless Haruhi really didn't expect that even a pervert like Kuroko would have a day when he couldn't take the blame!
"Tell me, was it Sayuri who taught you bad things?"
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