“(.o_o)… I even prepared a killer weapon!” Mo Ming silently threw the [Collection of Earthy Love Words] that he was using for reference back into the storage space.
"Ahem... If you don't mind, could you lend it to us? I'm also very curious about how this book could become your trump card, young man~" Zimei leaned her upper body out from the gap and very reservedly asked Mo Ming to borrow the book.
"Sure!" Mo Ming took out the [Book of Earthy Love Talks] and handed it to Zimei.
Zimei took the book and respectfully placed it on the sofa in the gap, then said to Mo Ming with a smile: "Thank you~ I'll treat you to tea next time~~"
"Okay!" Mo Ming nodded casually, not caring at all whether Zimei was just talking.
"Ah~ You're really rude, young man!" Zimei opened the fan and covered the lower half of her face.
Judging from his eyes, he was probably smiling.
But without perspective, mind reading, or observing from the side, who would know if she was really smiling?
“╮(╯▽╰)╭I can’t help it. If you’re too polite, you won’t get a full meal!” Mo Ming shrugged indifferently. “By the way, why are you here?”
"In fact, not only I came here, everyone from Gensokyo came here too." Purple Sister╮(╯▽╰)╭"I owed Gaia a favor in the past, and now I'm invited to come and help. After all, everyone's abilities are very useful!"
"Really?" Mo Ming was slightly skeptical.
"It's true!" Zi Mei nodded frantically, "If you don't believe me, I'll introduce Saint Bai Lian to you~~"
“(;¬_¬)…” Mo Ming was very contemptuous and said that he didn’t want to talk to Zimei!
After all, he is enough to be the only shameless person in the world!
Chapter 330: Shock: The sin bag is not a punishment, but a reward!
For Yakumo Yukari in the past, Yuyuko came first, and Gensokyo ranked second. They were all her obsessions and inner demons.
For Yakumo Yukari now, Yuyuko is still the first place, but Gensokyo is no longer her Gensokyo!
If it weren't for her lack of strength, Yakumo Yukari would have wanted to jump up and knock on the knee of some master who had already disappeared!
“My Yuyuko~~┭┮﹏┭┮Wuwu…”
Thinking of this, Yakumo Yukari shed sad tears, because not only did her Youyouko have someone else living in her heart, but she also treated her like a child!
It was obviously her first!
Whether in terms of age or strength, she is ahead!
Why?
Why can some people cheat so smoothly?
How many cheats did this person use to be so skilled?
Think about her, Yakumo Yukari, who is a monster sage and a so-called outer existence in Gensokyo. However, she can't even defeat a dragon god and has to be very cautious when traveling in the universe.
After wandering around, I found out that my best friend had become a powerful warrior at level 9 and could even defeat a dragon with one hand!
This! Is there still justice and law?
How many strong men who are stuck at the peak of LV6 and half a step away from LV7 would feel ashamed of themselves because of this?
Coach, I want to learn this too! I want to cheat too!
The seventeen-year-old beautiful girl Shimei from Gensokyo shed tears of envy!
Whatever you say there is only one in the world is false, strength is the only way!
Yakumo Yukari finally realized that strength is the most important thing, and decided to work hard to become stronger.
Yakumo Yukari felt it necessary to deepen her connection with the anime world Earth Gaia, and it would be best if she could establish a long-term cooperative relationship. So when Earth Gaia needed her, she brought all the members of Gensokyo over to get to know them!
"(OдO;) So you guys plan to work hard and stop being cute?" Mo Ming was slightly shocked. "This kind of Gensokyo isn't a good place to live in after retirement!"
“There’s nothing I can do. I’m just a poor 17-year-old beautiful girl. I’m the only monster left in the tribe. I’m weak, pitiful, helpless, and a big eater. I can only find a way to feed myself!” Zimei cosplays Mary-chan’s fake crying.
You know what, that blonde hair really looks like Marie-chan! If she tied her hair into two ponytails like Marie-chan, she would look even more like her!
"Sure enough, beautiful appearances are all alike, but interesting souls are rare!" Looking at Zimei's fake crying, I felt inexplicably bored. When it comes to fake crying, Mary-chan is better!
"Huh?" Zi Mei looked at Mo Ming in bewilderment. She was already crying! Wasn't it natural for him to offer to support her at this time? Was it because she wasn't pretty enough? Or was it because her figure wasn't perfect enough?
"To be honest, your crying is even more fake than Mary-chan's!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"How about I punch you twice? That way you will cry more naturally!"
"No! Thank you!" Zimei's face turned dark on the spot. If she could beat him, she would even want to jump up and hit his knee!
She, Yakumo Yukari, is here to be familiar with others, not to get a swollen face! And she is definitely not here to join the subtitle group!
“╮(╯▽╰)╭Forget it if you don’t need it.” Mo Ming shrugged indifferently. “I’m not a monster. I don’t have to hit a girl in the face to show my power.”
"(OдO;) I've never heard that hitting a girl in the face is a very impressive thing!" Zimei was speechless, and planned to find Shiki Yingji when she had time to ask who was spreading the rumor that "hitting a girl is very impressive". Such people, if they are not made criminals, are irresponsible to the society!
"In the past, in the Nihong area, and now in the Sakura area, isn't this the truth?" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"When I watch anime, I often see such famous scenes, and even see some of them abusing loli."
"Brother, next time you see someone like that, please be sure to tell me!" Zimei asked solemnly.
"Why should I tell you? Waiting for you to rescue them?" Mo Ming gave Zimei a speechless look.
"Why would we rescue them? They will definitely be made into crime bags!" Zi Mei rolled her eyes at Mo Ming, "Brother, you are really mean! You don't even believe in my character!"
She - Yakumo Yukari - the only realm demon in the world! She will never rescue the scum who was sentenced to death by inexplicable reason!
Lack of sense of identity is one thing, and being timid is another. The most important thing is that she is worried that Mo Ming will learn bad things and go to Gensokyo to plan some kind of theme park to harm them!
Especially the last one, Zimei felt that even someone as strong as Youyouzi is now might not be able to stop Mo Ming who is in cheating state!
“!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ嘶——How can you reward them!?” Mo Ming looked at Zimei in shock.
"Why did we reward them?" Zi Mei was very unhappy. "If they framed me like this, even if it was you, I would be angry!"
“You still say that you are not rewarding them?” Mo Ming shook his head speechlessly. “I ask questions and you answer them.”
"Yeah!" Zimei nodded in approval. She wanted to see how Mo Ming fabricated the chain of evidence to frame her!
"Sister Zi, do you know that Sin Bag is a very respectable job in the Sakura area?"
"I don't know!" Zi Mei shook her head, "We only know that there have been many perverts on this island since ancient times!"
“In a place where there are people eating Aole Gei all the time, how can there be few perverts?” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏.
"How did you know this, little brother?" Zi Mei was very curious. After all, it was normal for her, a monster who liked to collect intelligence, to know these things. How did Mo Ming, who was not a local, know this?
"There are popular science articles on the Internet! Zimei, how out of date are you?" Mo Ming (;¬_¬) "Do you want me to get you a cell phone?"
"Is this the thing?" Zimei took out the latest model of mobile phone from her pocket and waved it casually in front of Mo Ming.
"Can you use it?" Mo Ming asked curiously.
"Ah~~ Although I am a traditional monster, tradition does not mean ignorance. I still know how to use a cell phone!"
"Tell me, what do you use your phone for?"
“Look at the time!”
"anything else?"
"play games!"
“No internet access?”
"We have always been the audience at the scene..." Zimei╮(╯▽╰)╭"The Internet is not as fast and accurate as the scene!"
Zimei said that under her on-site power, rumors will stop at the wise!
“But the Internet is not just for reading the news.” Mo Ming was helpless.
"If you don't watch the news, what do you watch?" Zimei asked back.
“Learn knowledge!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“You are the sage of Gensokyo, but you don’t value knowledge!”
"(?????) Hey~~" Zimei cosplays as Fran who is courting death with her life) (Da, I bought a cute one with malicious intent!
“(╯▽╰)Okay. Since you’re behind the times, I’ll tell you straight away!” Mo Ming was helpless. “Since you already know that there are so many perverts on this island, you should also know that the sin bag is not a punishment, but a reward!”
“(.o_o)…” For a moment, Zimei felt that she was a little out of touch with the trend—the punishments in the past had actually become rewards!
"Next, can you provide food and lodging for Sin Bag?" Mo Ming asked.
"Provide. After all, I'm not a black-hearted capitalist!" Zimei replied.
"Let me ask you: Do you feel sleepy in spring, tired in summer, nappy in autumn and hibernate in winter?" Mo Ming asked again.
"Hmm!" Zimei turned her head away awkwardly.
As a growing demon, isn't it normal for her to be a little sleepy? Is there something else wrong?
"Is the group of sin bags expanding without any reduction in members?" Mo Ming continued to ask.
"Of course. After all, I'm not the kind of person who gets bored easily!" Zimei replied with a little pride.
"Okay! The conclusion is out!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"What conclusion?" Zimei looked at Mo Ming curiously, wondering how he would convict her!
"The benefits you provide to the sin bags are as follows: ① No need to work, but food and accommodation are provided; ② Organize activities from time to time every year; ③ The same lifespan as yours." Mo Ming (;¬_¬) "Aren't you still saying you are not rewarding them?"
"So the sin bag is not a punishment, but a reward?" Zimei was shocked beyond words, she really didn't notice these details!
"Ok!"
Chapter 331: Kasuga: Pervert, how do I wake up that pink-haired guy?
"As soon as I showed up, I saw you fooling people, pervert, and you still say you can't fool people!?"
Originally, Haruhi wanted to inform Mo Ming that they were about to arrive at Gao Cheng's house, but unexpectedly, she had just opened the hatch when she heard Mo Ming fooling around with Zi Mei, a beautiful girl who was seventeen years and N months old!
It’s so heartbreaking!
"I'm just naturally talkative! I can't fool people at all!" Mo Ming flatly denied.
How can he be said to be a scammer who has not even finished studying criminal psychology and is not even a social elite?
“(▼⊿▼)Hehe~~Don’t tell me it’s me, just ask others whether they believe it or not!” If Haruhi wasn’t afraid of being punished by Mo Ming for giving her the middle finger, she would have wanted to give Mo Ming a double surprise!
"That's right, you old man, you are so bad!" Zimei nodded frantically in agreement.
“……” Mo Ming looked speechlessly at the two people who reached an alliance consensus in a short time. Finally, he shrugged helplessly and could only pretend that he didn’t hear these words.
"Ahem! Pervert, your wicked navigation system built into [Leopard Explodes] is about to reach the destination!"
“Then what?” Mo Ming was a little confused. “We’ve arrived, it’s not a big deal. Even if there are a lot of zombies blocking the road, we can still have some Prism BBQ first!”
"Who cares?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming speechlessly, "What I want to ask is how to wake up the tsundere pink-haired guy who is still lying there dead!"
"Pink hair?" Because Youyouko has pink hair, Zimei curiously leaned over to take a look. After seeing clearly that it was Takagi Saya, Zimei finally felt relieved.
After all, Mo Ming is always fishing things out of the Chaos Sea. Maybe there’s a secret medicine in there that can knock out LV9!
Youyouzi is so greedy that she might not even know what happened when she got eaten!
Yakumo Yukari looked at Mo Ming like he was a pervert, in every sense of the word! As one of the representatives of shamelessness, she believed in Mo Ming's bottom line just as she believed she had no bottom line!
"It's not Youyouko!" Kasuga also knew what Zimei was worried about. She could only say that she believed that Mo Ming would not do anything bad to Youyouko just as she completely believed that Mo Ming had no bottom line.
"Of course, I trust Youyouko's ability!" Zimei opened her fan to cover the lower half of her face, and said to Kasuga in a serious tone, "I'm just curious about where he kidnapped this pink-haired girl. Our Gensokyo is a small country place, there are very few pink-haired girls!"
"Hehe..." Haruhi didn't believe even a single punctuation mark. After all, Zimei's sophistry was a bit irrelevant!
What's the point of saying Gensokyo is the countryside, with few pink hairs.
Bah! The most pink hair is in the countryside!
“?(^_-?)” After being looked down upon, Zimei realized that she had said the wrong thing, so she decisively started to act cute, trying to get away with it.
Whether it's fake crying or acting cute, Zimei is copying Mary-chan.
If you ask the reason, it must be because Mo Ming likes it!
As a beautiful 17-year-old girl, she doesn't want such a life!
But there is nothing we can do. Who made her fall behind? Falling behind means getting beaten!
Haruhi ignored Zimei's cuteness. Her instinct told her that she was pretty, but there was a reason for it everywhere. It was just like the description in the rumor, "Why is a 70-year-old woman acting so pretentiously?" It felt weird.
So, Haruhi turned to Mo Ming and asked, "Pervert, how do we wake up that pink-haired creature?"
"Give her two slaps, maybe she will wake up!" Mo Ming answered casually.
"I've tried it, it doesn't work!" Haruhi┓(??`)┏
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