Although they are now in a state of high-speed movement, opening a mobile portal would require complicated coordinate calculations for scientific instruments. However, for someone like Mo Ming who relies on the power of thinking to open a portal, he can do it as long as he thinks about it.

"Open the door wider, I'll choose it myself!"

“(╯▽╰)Okay!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“But I suggest you choose something with a lighter taste.”

"Why do you want something with a lighter taste?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming in confusion.

"The [Leopard Explodes] hasn't been cleaned yet!" Mo Ming shook his head helplessly, "Don't run away when the time comes!"

"Throw it away! I don't want it anymore!" Now that she has the unicorn, Haruhi instantly looks down on [Leopard Explodes]!

"You are really generous!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Do you want to eat chicken legs or goose legs?" Haruhi, who was concentrating on finding food, didn't care about Mo Ming's complaints at all.

"Although everyone prefers to add chicken legs, I think goose legs taste better!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)

"I think they're all the same!" Haruhi said indifferently, "Although Xiao Dajia is very good, our refrigerator can't replicate that mood. They're all the same delicious food without any soul at all."

"Is it possible that your vocabulary is too limited to describe such a complex taste?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"I don't deny it!" Kasuga stuffed the left leg of roast goose into Mo Ming's mouth, then curled her lips in disdain and said, "But every time I think of Erina's pitiful look when she commented on food, I feel that sometimes being illiterate is not such a bad thing!"

“No matter what it is, once it becomes a job, it will become torture.” Mo Ming felt deeply, “So the most efficient way to teach elementary school monks the game is to give them KPI assessments!”

"What a vicious method!" Haruhi (﹁“﹁)

“(* ̄︶ ̄)” Mo Ming felt that just smiling would be enough at this time!

"Pervert, where is the trash can? Where is the trash can?" Because they were eating roast goose, Haruhi soon realized that she needed to find a place to throw the bones.

"Do you think there will be a trash can in the Gundam cockpit?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"How could there not be one?" Kasuga rolled her eyes cutely. "The Gundam cockpit not only has a trash can, but also a toilet! Otherwise, what if I get diarrhea during an attack?"

"Between social death and real death, I would definitely choose social death!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)

"What did you say? I don't quite understand!" Haruhi (﹁“﹁)

"That's the question you asked!"

“(﹁“﹁)”

"That is to say, when Gundam pilots have diarrhea during an attack, they can either poop in their pants and continue fighting while sitting on their poop, or they try their best to endure it and end up being shot down because they don't react in time!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏"Anyway, it's one of the two choices!"

"( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮( ̄皿 ̄╬)So disgusting!" Because what Mo Ming said was so vivid, Chunri was disgusted and instantly felt that the roast goose in her hand was no longer fragrant. She turned around and threw the roast goose at Mo Ming's face!

"Haruhi-chan, it's shameful to waste food!" Mo Ming, holding the roast goose in one hand, advised with a smile.

"Don't we still have you?" Haruhi gave Mo Ming a fierce look.

"Although this is not wrong, you still can't develop such a bad habit!" Mo Ming (ー`?ー) "You know, once a bad habit is formed, there is no hope for it!"

"Stop it! It's because you said such disgusting things when people were eating!" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming fiercely, "Do you think everyone has a big heart like you?"

“(╯▽╰)Okay! It’s my fault!” Mo Ming thought about it and it seemed that it was indeed his fault.

"It must be your fault!" Haruhi╮(╯▽╰)╭"Although it's not as bad as the diarrhea you said when others eat curry, it's almost there!"

“Is it so?” Mo Ming didn’t feel it was real.

"You're talking nonsense!" Kasuga rolled her eyes at Mo Ming speechlessly. "I'm sitting in the cockpit of the Gundam, on your lap! I'm not even wearing the anti-gravity suit that Gundam pilots wear, I'm only wearing a JK school uniform!"

"My thighs are hard and muscular, not as soft as Patchy's!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"What do you think? How can you feel the same way?"

"Hot!" Haruhi's mouth twitched.

"(.o_o)..." Mo Ming had to admit that as the Sun God, his body temperature was indeed a bit high, but...

"You just said Patch's thighs are soft?" Haruhi (ー`?ー)

“Yeah!” Mo Ming nodded and said happily, “After you ran away last night, I had nothing to do, so I rubbed Patch’s knee pillow.”

"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ got it!?" Kasuga's face was filled with disbelief!

You know, there are many people who don't know that Patchy is a hidden **, but there are only a handful of people who don't know that Patchy is a squishy wizard! For Patchy, the knee pillow is not romance, but torture!

So Chunri seriously suspected that Mo Ming was lying to her again!

"I got it!" Mo Ming raised his head proudly.

Even though this is a lie, but...

"I'm so envious!" Haruhi was drooling with envy!

"Basic operation, don't be stupid!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)

Anyway, since he has set his sights on her, Patch can’t escape! (???)?

“(.o_o)…” Looking up at Mo Ming’s smug look, Haruhi’s mood instantly turned bad!

If she had known earlier! If she had known there was such a thing, she would have done it herself! How could she let Mo Ming get the advantage!

"It was obviously me first!" Haruhi felt sour!

It was obviously she who got to know Patch first, and she was also the first one to become friends with Patch!

Why? Why on earth!?

“I can’t help it, it’s because I’m so charming!” Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄) “It’s not good to be too charming!”

“╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!” Chunri, who didn’t want to see Mo Ming’s smug face, snorted coldly and turned her head away. She was afraid that she would not be able to control her irritable heart and would jump up and beat Mo Ming.

Although I can't beat it...

"What's wrong?" Mo Ming looked at Chunri with a smile.

"I need to go to the bathroom!" Haruhi's eyes flashed with a sly look.

Although she couldn't beat Mo Ming, she could find a way to mess with Mo Ming!

Although it is not difficult for Mo Ming, it can at least interrupt his good mood!

“╮(╯▽╰)╭Just bear with it! We’ll be home soon!” Mo Ming saw through Haruhi’s little trick at a glance!

"Is this tolerable?" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming speechlessly.

"This is not a question of whether or not you can tolerate it." Mo Ming (???)?

"What's the problem?"

"Because we are home!" Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)

"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was speechless!

It was agreed that it would take one or two hours to land smoothly?

I didn't see any strange actions from the pervert in front of me?

I didn't even see the push rod action that is necessary for all Gundam pilots to accelerate!

How come I'm suddenly at my doorstep?

This is unscientific!

"(* ̄︶ ̄) Wife, looking at your silly and cute expression, do you have a lot of questions to ask?"

"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was speechless.

Because Mo Ming's proud expression seemed despicable and deserved a beating in her eyes!

"Wife, if you have any questions, just tell me and I will answer them appropriately!" Mo Ming (???)?

"(▼へ▼メ) Can I hit you?" Veins popped up on Kasuga's forehead, and she felt her fist harden!

"o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) No!" Mo Ming rejected Haruhi's unreasonable request.

"ヽ(#`Д?)ノIf you say it's impossible, then it's impossible!" If the Gundam cockpit wasn't so crowded, Kasuga would have wanted to jump up and kick Mo Ming a few times!

Seeing that Haruhi was about to explode with anger, Mo Ming immediately used his ultimate move, patting Haruhi on the head while gently saying, "Because I'm worried that you'll get hurt!"

"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was speechless.

In this situation, she obviously felt very disgusting and wanted to run away, but for some reason, a hint of sweetness inexplicably welled up in her heart, making her wonder if she was broken!

"(???`?)*??*" Mo Ming looked at Chunri with a smile.

"乂(?Д?三?Д?)乂" Looking at Mo Ming's smiling face, Haruhi inexplicably felt a little panicked. Her intuition told her that she should run away at this moment!

Soon, Haruhi discovered something extremely unsatisfactory.

That is, this cockpit looks very high-tech, and it is actually very high-tech.

But she had no idea which button was the hatch door switch!

"Wife, what are you looking for?" Mo Ming asked with a smile.

"Why is your cockpit so simple?"

"Didn't I tell you before that this Gundam is voice + mind controlled?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!!!" Haruhi closed her eyes and tried desperately to send out the intention to open the door, but there was no response.

"Why don't you react at all?" Chunri stared at Mo Ming with dangerous eyes. She suspected that Mo Ming was playing tricks on her!

“Because now [Unicorn-Dendrobium] is still suspended in the sky!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭ “After all, it is several hundred meters high. The artificial intelligence of the auxiliary driving has determined that if you jump out now, you may fall to death, so it is impossible to open the hatch for you!”

"This artificial intelligence has so much authority, so it can't do anything fancy?" Kasuga (ー`?ー)

"What kind of tricks do you want to play?" Mo Ming (O_o)??

"When two Gundams are fighting, jump out and pull out the opposing pilot and kill him!" Kasuga (?????)

"Your idea reminds me of a novel I've read before!" Mo Ming (.o_o)

"What novel?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming curiously.

"In a certain Zhutian novel, the protagonist traveled to the Pacific Rim world, and when someone was driving a mecha and fighting a chrysanthemum beast, he climbed into the cockpit from the stairs and knocked the pilot unconscious!" Mo Ming (;¬_¬)

"And then?" Haruhi looked at Mo Ming curiously.

"Then that idiot found out that he couldn't drive a mecha at all!" Mo Ming (;¬_¬)

"(OдO;)..." Haruhi felt as if thunder was rolling in her sky. Does this idiot have a grudge against the author?

Chapter 374: Kasuga: I know, this is called playing the pig and eating the tiger!

Because she was shocked, Kasuga didn't notice how [Unicorn - Dendrobium] was recovered.

It wasn't until she stepped onto the ground again that Haruhi came to her senses. When she was really about to go to the bathroom, she discovered that there was no toilet in Mo Ming's [Toy Library]!

"Pervert, explain to me why there is no bathroom here?" Kasuga seriously suspected that Mo Ming had never intended to open his toy library to them!

"Because this is really a toy library!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"Don't underestimate the Gundam because it looks very handsome and has strong combat power. However, with the same materials and the same equipment, a space fighter or a spaceship can easily beat the Gundam into pieces!"

"But Gundam is cool!" Kasuga (???) "Whether it's strong or not is a matter of version, but whether it's cool or not is a matter of life!"

Everyone knows that the legs of the Gundam are redundant and the hands can be replaced with turrets, but if that were the case, wouldn't it just become an ordinary space fighter? Not cool at all!

“So what I made for you are mechas, not Gundams!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Gundams are just toys.”

"I just want to ask if you are handsome!" Haruhi?(?>?

"Cool!" Mo Ming nodded, then pointed at a warehouse full of Gundams and said, "So I made a warehouse full of Gundams!"

"Really!?" Kasuga(???)

"The artificial intelligence has taken over here. You can use it to query the data!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"You can even arrange for it to build a few more toilets."

"╭(╯^╰)╮Humph! Isn't that your own job?" Haruhi snorted in dissatisfaction, "Do your own work yourself, don't bother others!"

"This makes you feel a little more involved. After all, you are one of the mistresses of this family." Mo Ming (?????)

"No need to emphasize that!" Haruhi glared at Mo Ming in dissatisfaction, and then asked expectantly: "Pervert, what Gundams do you have at home?"

"When you browse the intranet, you can see the pirated versions with the highest sales. They are those!" Mo Ming (???)?

"!!!There are also Zaku ∑(?Д?ノ)no?" Kasuga herself was shocked by this guess!

“Yes!” Mo Ming nodded, “But you may not recognize it!”

"(.o_o)..." Haruhiko wanted to show off his knowledge of Gundam, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't say them in the end.

Because the [Unicorn] they just opened seemed to be only the skin of a unicorn. It cannot be said that the core has nothing to do with the unicorn, but if you have to say that it is related, it is probably just the appearance!

So it’s hard to say whether the Zaku made by Mo Ming will only have its appearance left!

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